Comic Book Collage Part 4

 

Comic Book Collage Part 3

 

Super Mario Manga Mania: Comic Strip Carl's Mayga Month Review

Hey, I'm Comic Strip Carl and the final review for Mayga Month is here! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on and...oh my hip! Oh my arm! Oh my legs! Everything hurts! For the love of God, please don't do the Mario! Three stars out of five! Keep reading comics and support your local newspaper. I need to go to a doctor. The pain is unreal. Then after that, I might get some pasta!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_non-video_game_media_featuring_Mario#Super_Mario-kun 

Pokemon Adventures Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire: Comic Strip Carl's Mayga Month Review

 Hi, I'm Comic Strip Carl and Mayga Month resumes with Pokemon. Gotta catch them all! I need to catch them all! I must catch them all! Leave my review early to capture Pokemon and make them battle for my amusement. I, a 34 year old man, I'm going to be the oldest Pokemon trainer ever! Look out PokeWorld, here I...oh crap, it bit my balls! Back to the review, Pokemon is scary. One star out of five. Keep reading comics and support your local newspaper. Play video games too! Get off of me you yellow devil rat! Oh, he shocked my PokeBalls! Sigh!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Adventures

Snow White With The Red Hair: Comic Strip Carl's Mayga Month Review

It's finally May again and you know what that means? It's Mayga Month, where I, Comic Strip Carl review manga for the entire month of May. Today's manga is Snow White With The Red Hair written and illustrated by Sorata Akiduki. It's another retelling of the Snow White tale but this time, Snow White has red hair! The horror! Two stars out of five. I got nothing, hopefully my next review will be better. Someday my princess will come, someday my...I'm so lonely and sad!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_White_with_the_Red_Hair

Captain Super PSA

Hey kids, that was a fun episode of Captain Super starring me, Captain Super. Now remember kids, winners don’t do drugs! If you see something, say something! If you see a drifter, kick him in the balls! If you see a lady drifter, kick her in the taco! Buy my action figure, and if you can’t afford it, remember your parents can. It isn’t a crime if you borrow your dad’s credit card to buy my action figure. If you eat meat on Fridays, you’re going to Hell! Reading is fun! And if you can’t read, just fake it until you make it. Always vote Republican because they know what’s best for you. You don’t want to make old McDonald Ronald Regan cry, do you? Sleep with one eye open children, because raccoons will bite your feet at night if you don’t. And always remember that Captain Super is your friend and it’s always helpful if you can help him move a couch on Tuesday. Captain Super away!

Henry Dog Is Waiting

Where is she? Is she coming home soon? I’m so lonely. I need love. I’m Henry! Do I sleep again? Bark, bark, bark, go away stupid squirrels. I must protect my family from danger from atop my perch. As a 16-pound miniature schnauzer I am a great protector of my family. Where is my Mommy? I hope she will bring me some cheese. I’m Henry! Oh, oh, oh, wait, is she home? Bark, bark, bark, Henry happy! She will pet me, she will love me, she will feed me cheese, she will play with me, she will love me, and…oh wait, it’s Daddy, I’m going back to sleep. I’m Henry.