Theory 12: Did J. K. Rowling create Harry Potter?

This is a classic rags to riches story, but, did J.K. Rowling create Harry Potter. Many people have claimed to create Harry Potter over the years like Nancy Stouffer, Adrian Jacobs, and John Carl Buechler. So this actually may not be a theory after all…but fact. Will whoever created Harry Potter did something that few people could, created a memorable series of books with a very loyal fan base!

Theory 11: Does WWE own TNA?

Now I’m a wrestling fan and currently there are two rival promotions competing with each other, or are they really rivals. WWE pretty much killed WCW and then they bought them out, but they soon become the lone wolf. And this may sound weird but WWE needs competition to survive. So basically what is the ironic part is that could WWE with all of its power create a rival? 

WWE owning TNA may sound crazy but look at the facts. TNA currently has contracts with former WWE partners like Jakks Pacific and Spike TV. Now could it be possible that WWE’s contracts with them didn’t end. Could Mr. Vince McMahon own TNA to have true competition with its self? As wrestling fans know, one product in the market place gets old.

Theory 10: Is Wal-Mart a Monopoly?

Wal-Mart is known for killing small businesses, and when he kills them it may be the only game in town. So, Wal-Mart could somewhat be a monopoly. Even with rival chains like Target, Wal-Mart kills its competition and is the world’s largest retailer. Wal-Mart sells everything that the common man would wonder what is the point of selling it at Wal-Mart. So I leave you with this, Wal-Mart could be a monopoly in the near future, but it isn’t that powerful.

Theory 9: Could Bill Gates buy the United States?

This sounds kind of funny but what if Bill Gates or even another billionaire could buy out the government of his country and possibly rule it. Now it should be important to know that some of the richest people today make more money than our U.S. president, so could he buy them out. Who knows, maybe a country could one day become “The Nation of Microsoft”.

Theory 8: Could Jesus be the Antichrist?

I probably would get killed for even thinking of something like this but hear me out. Jesus was a pretty nice guy, but he gained followers and basically made a new religion in the process. Now when we think of the Antichrist he does some of the same things Jesus did. Also even though Jesus wanted peace, we as Christians done horrible things in his name, like the Crusades, killing those who did not believe, and even forcing his religion upon people. Now I still think Jesus was a good guy, but maybe even he had a dark side.

Theory 7: Is Heaven a Choice?

What if when god says you’re going to heaven or hell it isn’t his decision, what if you get to pick your afterlife? Think about it, if you feel you have been a good person you’ll get to go to heaven and if you’re bad you feel guilty and wish to go to hell. Now it maybe a choice, but, I still think god has a say in your afterlife. Hell, you could even choose to be a ghost as your afterlife. That would be so cool if you get to pick where you go when you die!

Theory 6: My Pet Grandpa!

Recantation which is a belief of when we die we come back in another form here on Earth. I don’t want to believe that when we come back we forget our pervious lives, so like my pervious theory of why we can’t understand animals, what if the we don’t go to an afterlife but come to earth as a wild animal or a pet with are memories intact. Think about it, animals seem to have similar personalities traits as people so could are pets actually be someone who died and came back in a new life. If you’re Hindu this isn’t anything new to you!

Theory 5: Bigfoot…Alien or Pet?

This is kind of a theory that’s been bounced around a lot. Bigfoot is a possibly real monster living in the woods of the world and when people have sighted Bigfoot UFO sightings occurred at the same time. So this theory maybe is Bigfoot an alien. Now what I mean is we have never found a body of Bigfoot and if they are out there we would have found one by now. But maybe we have found one because they can go back to their home planet which would mean it would be a lot harder to find a dead one. And when I say pet, we’ll let’s just say Bigfoot could make a wonderful pet to an alien family. So maybe instead of looking in the woods for Bigfoot…we should look to the stars!

Theory 4: Are all religions connected?

Now I believe in god and I’m Roman Catholic but I believe heaven to be a real place. But a theory I have had which I thought of from guilt of not seeing friends of different fates in heaven with me is that what if all religions have a connection to the same afterlife and the same god. Now think about what if Jesus and Muhammad actually talked to the same god. And it may actually be true because Allah means god (which you may already know) but maybe it is the same god. We as humans have always believed in gods so maybe the gods/prophets work together and that all religions are right in some form or another!

Theory 3: Dragons in Area 51!

Now this theory is kind of more of a story then a theory. I once heard that Area 51 has a dragon frozen in a block of ice. When I mean a dragon I mean the ones you read in fairy tales and myths not giant lizards or dinosaurs. I have heard stories of people who have actually seen dragons flying around and also videos of real life dragons on Youtube, so what is weird is maybe dragons aren’t fictional but a living animal. Maybe dragons are alive today but rarely seen. So as it goes in Area 51 it’s full of secrets so maybe…just maybe…they have a legendary dragon locked up in a vault somewhere just so that the world will never know the truth that about real life dragons.

Theory 2: Why we cannot understand the Animals!

Remember the old biblical story of “The Tower to Heaven”. The ending goes after god destroyed the city of Babel he made the citizens of Babel unable to understand each other when they spoke to each other. So maybe this story could have another connection. Ever wonder what your dog is saying to you but he can’t tell you? A theory I have that is connected to this question is what if in the distant past we could talk to dogs, cats, fish, birds, and all the animals and actually understand what they are saying.

So why would I care about a theory like this is because I belief god himself took our ability to talk to animals away not because of punishment but a very weird reason. I belief animals know things that we humans should never know and god doesn’t want man to ever know the truth about life so he made us unable to understand the animals that may have answers to questions we wish to know. So maybe animals are smarter then we think.

Theory 1: The Big Return in 2012!

I have a theory about what may happen in 2012. It may not be the end but I foresee something different entirely. I began to dabble into the Ancient Astronaut theory (which means intelligent extraterrestrial beings have visited Earth and this contact is connected with the origins or development of human cultures, technologies, and/or religions). Note in 2012 apocalyptic phenomena the Mayan Long Count calendar and that calendar ends in on December 21, 2012. Now you may think that this date is the end, but I think differently. What if the Mayans had a part in the ancient astronaut theory may have had a different meaning to the calendar. What if it was the date the aliens return. What I mean is the aliens who helped us in the past come back and show the world their existents a.k.a that we are not alone in the universe.

Now you may wonder why I would think of something like this but I did my homework on this one. That calendar had a connection with the returning of a certain Mayan god on that date and in the Ancient Astronaut theory we think aliens were holy figures to the ancients. So we must think that maybe one day we’ll find out if aliens are real and that date maybe be December 21, 2012 the return of the god (aliens).

Steven J. Butler Jr. and His Theories of the Unknown!

This book is a collection of beliefs/theories I have in the paranormal, religious beliefs, entertainment, and businesses that I thought might make a cool book. Note to the reader these are not really fact nor fiction but theories I have about our lives and futures. So I hope you enjoy this book and don’t take what I say seriously but these theories could be possible. Enjoy!

Yo the Rooster!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson) & Mrs. S

Yo went on vacation. When he got to New York he met his friends Jag the Jaguar and Torti the Tortoise. His sister, Feather came with him. His friends Ant & Dog played in Yo’s house and Yo’s parents said it was time to go on vacation yet again. Yo’s parents said Ant & Dog could come along too! “Where going to take a plane to Hawaii, you guys gotta get packing for the trip,” said Yo’s dad.

(Author’s Note: “Yo the Rooster” was the final story I ever did with the help of my teacher’s aide Mrs. S, so basically “Yo the Rooster” never came to be finished and to honor the legacy I had working with Mrs. S, I kept the story the way it was…unfinished, so sorry we can’t continue what could have been a great story by myself and the legendary Mrs. S. This doesn’t mean the story and its characters are dead though)

Who Cut The Cheese?

By: Shane Lu

“Man, what’s that smell,” said Shane. “PEEWUE,” said Bobby. “Why is Bucky’s face turning bright red,” asked Shane. Bucky’s pants POPPED. “Where’s the house,” said Shane. The house was in ruins. “Bucky, stop polluting the Earth for Christ sake,” said AJ. “Sorry, I held that in for a long time,” said Bucky.

The End!

Devil Devil!

By: AJ Lu

Once upon a time there was an old farm and a pig lived there and that pig was named Devil Devil and that pig liked pork chops. He liked them a lot he ate them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He was sort of crazy. He always got them from Piggy Mart. One day the farmer said pork chops were pig meat. The next thing he did was…hey do you really want to know…Okay here it goes…Devil Devil ate his mom, dad, brothers, and any pig he could find. Soon he was king of all pigs even though he ate all of them. The farmer found him eating a pork chop and then the farmer put Devil Devil on a diet. Then Devil Devil ate the farmer out of starvation. In the end Devil Devil himself became a pork chop.

The End!

A+

By: AJ Lu

Once upon a time there was a kid named Bob and he was smart so very smart. He was basically a big nerd. He looked and acted like a nerd. He had orange curly hair and wore square glasses. He loved getting A’s and I’m talking he really loved getting A’s. One day he had a big test. And guess what he got on the test…HE GOT A B+. He was so mad that he scared the biggest bully ever at his school. That was a scary day. And he got B+’s ever since.

The End!

I Ate the Earth!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

Once upon a time a fat boy was hungry then he ate all the food in the world. Then there was a scientist who had a big ray that can make things big. Then the scientist made the boy bigger than the Earth. The boy was still hungry. Then he ate the entire planet Earth. Then all the planets in the universe, and sadly the boy died from choking on an asteroid. Well, that’s the end of the universe!

Red Water & Red Bread!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson) & Mrs. S

“Steven I am, Steven I am,” said Steven. “Can you get out of here I’m trying to read,” said Holly Dog. “Will you try some red water and red bread,” asked Steven. “No,” said Holly Dog. “Will you eat it with a whale,” said Steven. “No,” said Holly Dog. “Will you eat it with a Venus fly trap,” asked Steven. “No, no, no,” said Holly Dog. “Will you eat it on a train with a chipmunk,” asked Steven. “No,” said Holly Dog. “Will you eat it on the monkey bars,” asked Steven. “For the last time no, leave me alone,” yelled Holly Dog. “Okay I give up, it was just water and bread with red food coloring anyway,” said Steven. “You better hope you won’t get sued for copyright infringement,” said Holly Dog. “Say, what book are you reading anyway,” asked Steven. “The one you just retold in your own version,” said Holly Dog.

The End!

Super Steven & Super Holly!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson) & Mrs. S

One day Steven and Holly were taking a walk. “How much farther are we going to walk,” said Holly. “It is just about time to save the world again,” said Steven. They continued walking until they found a piece of paper. “The devil is coming back in town so you better watch out” the note said. Steven and Holly then went home to prepare. At home they were putting on their superhero costumes and got their weapons. They soon went to hell to fight the devil. But before they could get to the devil they had to go through some demons.

“This is a good time to fight right now,” said Steven. Soon they killed and the demons and now Holly and Steven began to fight the devil. But from out of nowhere the devil’s pet dragon landed in front of our heroes. Super Holly grabbed her laser weapon and killed the dragon. Super Steven thought quickly and took care of the devil with his laser gun. The devil was gone forever and Super Steven and Super Holly saved the world…for now!

The End!

Zoo 2009!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

The Zoo welcomes you. You’re welcome to get your tickets at any time. The alligators are swimming in their exhibit and they love act scary. The mighty Lion is sleeping and the king lion won’t like to be woken up. The kangaroo hops happily around his exhibit and he loves to kick and punch. The ostrich just likes to look at you and peck at you as well. The bears love to scratch the tree and love to eat by all means. The peacock thinks it’s the most beautiful thing in the world and some would agree. The zoo is a fun and wonderful place and you always would like to go again and again.  It’s night time and the zoo is closed but now the zookeepers prepare for the next day at the wonderful zoo.

The End!

Spotty in WackyLand!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

Spotty was lost and had no idea where he was. Spotty tried to ask for directions but the people in WackyLand talked backwards and were just plain annoying. Spotty was then chased by a huge monster after he asked him for his help. Then a little creature ate the big monster that was chasing Spotty and then it barfed out the monster’s foot. Spotty was soon hungry and a walking doughnut walked in front of him and soon out of hunger Spotty chased after him to try and eat him. Then walking doughnuts chased Spotty to stop him from eating them. Spotty was then being followed by a huge monster who claimed to be Spotty’s long lost brother.

Spotty then found WackyLand’s city hall and he went inside to ask how he could get back to his home. Spotty then asked the mayor of WackyLand how to get home and the mayor just blinked and barked at Spotty. Spotty then saw a machine that was a doorway to anywhere and it only cost 25 cents to use. Spotty soon paid the 25 cents and he was sucked into the portal and he was in a very strange place just floating forward very fast. Soon Spotty fell from the sky and landed back at his house and he was happy to be home. Spotty soon told Beardy and Spotty Jr. about his whole day in WackyLand and then Spotty found out he had been gone for months.

Spotty then began to wonder how he had gotten into WackyLand in the first place. But he was very tired and he then went to bed. “It’ good to be home,” said Spotty to himself.

The End!

The Many Kinds of Whales!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

There are many kinds of whales and I’m going to tell you about them. The narwhal whale looks like a unicorn but is not. The beluga in my opinion is the cutest whale. The gray whale looks like a humpback but it’s not. The Blue Whale is the largest whale and the biggest animal in the world. The Killer Whale eats seals and fish. The Sperm whale is used a lot in cartoons. The humpback whale can sing. The relative of the whale is the dolphin. The Indohyus looks like a dog but it’s really a whale, but the Indohyus is long gone. People sometimes call whales big fish but of course they’re not. They are mammals like us. So those are the kinds of whales and I hoped you learned something today.

The End!

The Living Toys!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

Once upon a time there were toys that could speak and they lived in a magical toy store. Also they are only alive a night when the toy store is closed. Then all the toys were awake and alive. Then all the toys started partying and playing in the store. The potato head and the marble were playing a board game when the soon the leader of the toys (who was an action figure) went and addressed the toys. His name was The Hero and his sidekick was a Slinky. Strong was Hero and stretchy was Slinky. “We toys we have fun all night long and then we will all someday be bought by someone and be loved in return, now let’s have some fun,” said The Hero. Then a doll appeared and she was scared. “Hero, I need your help, I’m reserved for a little girl to buy me, but her brother loves to destroy toys, he’s a toy destroying machine, he would tear any toy apart and then make his own toys from the remains,” cried the doll. “Fear not, we will protect you and…,” said The Hero. Then Hero’s enemy appeared and he was the evilest toy in the entire store, his name is Claw/Skull. “Sorry Hero, the doll is going to die and so are you, because I reserved you with the doll and you will be going to the boy’s house and destroyed and when you leave I will be ruler of the toys,” said Claw/Skull. “That’s it Claw/Skull, we must fight for the right to be leader and the toy who loses must go to that awful house,” said The Hero. Then Hero and Claw/Skull started fighting and after a long battle, Hero defeated Claw/Skull. Soon the toys put Claw/Skull in the box which was meant for the doll and now Claw/Skull was going to that house and soon he’ll be destroyed by the boy. “You haven’t seen the last of me, I’ll be back, you’ll see,” yelled Claw/Skull. Soon it was morning and the toys were lifeless again and Claw/Skull was picked up by the toy destroyer’s mother who thought he was the doll for her daughter. And so, Claw/Skull was then burnt by the boy who destroys toys and then his sister wondered why Claw/Skull was in the box that was supposed to have her doll in it. If only she knew. And the next night the toys were alive again and now Hero and Slinky could finally have some fun.

The End!

Steven’s Stories!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson) & Mrs. S

Now we go to a theater and then the show was just about to begin. Then we see on stage Steven and Holly.  “Hello, I’m Steven and this is my dog Holly,” said Steven. “Woof, woof,” said Holly. “I will show you a sneak peak of my stories,” said Steven. “And I wish Trixie my loving sister was invited to this,” said Holly. “Awe shucks,” said Steven. Now we see a weakling of a Viking standing on a stage. “This is a Viking named Snow White and he’s from the story Vikings. He’s also the only Viking I can say who’s nice,” said Steven. Now we see Spotty and Beardy on the stage. “Here’s Spotty and Beardy,” yelled Steven. “Hello,” said Spotty and Beardy at the same time. “Beardy’s a schnauzer, not a Scottish terrier by the way, even though his uncle is a Scottish terrier,” said Steven. Then Spotty and Beardy left then stage and then a teenager walked up on stage. “He’s more than your average kid, he’s High Tech Nick,” yelled Steven. Then High Tech Nick started showing off all of his amazing gadgets and gizmos. Then Peter Pan flew in and landed on the stage. “There’s Peter Pan and wait…,” cried Steven. Then Peter Pan Jr. flew over and landed by his father. “It’s Peter Pan Jr., the son of the legendary character I barrowed but did not create. Peter Pan Jr. is a lot like his old man,” said Steven. Then Peter Pan and Peter Pan Jr. flew around the theater and they amazed the audience. Then Stork flew in and Bark was riding on his back. Stork then began to fly with Peter Pan around the theater. After that, Stork and Bark landed on the stage. “Meet Stork and his dog Bark. This stork doesn’t deliver babies but has very cool adventures with his friends,” said Steven. Then Stork and Bark danced and then left the stage. “It’s the last page folks, which means the last sneak peek in this show. One more character and story you need to know about is…MEEEEEE…and my dog Holly, now before we end the show I want all my characters on stage and were going to throw a big party,” yelled Steven. Then all of Steven’s characters were on stage and then they all danced around. “Hit it Holly, let’s party,” yelled Steven. Holly then turned on the music and Holly was the DJ to the huge party in the theater. “I like to thank all the readers and I hoped you enjoyed all the sneak peeks of my books and characters, so long,” yelled Steven.

The End!

The Boy That Turned Green!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

“Hi there, I’m your narrator Mr. Raccoon and welcome to the inside of a book,” said Mr. Raccoon. Mr. Raccoon was in the sky and flying using a magical umbrella. “This is the story about a boy,” said Mr. Raccoon. Then Mr. Raccoon flew by a building with a chimney. “I’m now going down the chimney, so I can continue to tell my tale,” said Mr. Raccoon as he was floating down the chimney. Now we go to a classroom and Mr. Raccoon covered in ash walked out. “In school one day, a third grade boy was turning green! And the mouse was staring at him. Soon the kids were all looking at him too,” said Mr. Raccoon. “What’s having to me,” cried the boy. Now we go to a laboratory and Mr. Raccoon was sitting on a stool. “Then the principal took the kid to a very smart scientist who actually studies fish in the ocean, technically the scientist was the principal’s brother-in-law and you know how that goes,” said Mr. Raccoon. Soon the boy was being studied and experimented on and it seemed as though he was becoming a plant. “Not only did the scientist not understand why a human child was turning into a plant, the boy was basically just as confused,” said Mr. Raccoon. Soon the scientist called the media and overnight the boy became front page news. Now we see Mr. Raccoon reading a newspaper. “Poor child, now the boy lived the life as a lonely circus freak and he soon began to miss his old life,” said Mr. Raccoon. The boy lived with the circus and he hated being different. The boy missed his family and his friends. But the world wanted to see a half-human and half-plant creature so the boy gave the people what they wanted. His parents sued the circus and wanted their son back, but the circus was found innocent and the parents had to pay them $4,000 and give them custody of the boy. Soon the boy or now as the world knew him “The Plant Guy” was sad and he would do anything to have his old life back. Then the gardener who worked for the circus’s ringmaster came in and treated the boy like a plant. But before the boy was about to be trimmed and cut like a plant, Mr. Raccoon flew in and saved the boy. Mr. Raccoon held the boy’s hand and they were flying all over the city. “Now child, my name is Mr. Raccoon, I’m the teller of this tale and also the hero of it. I know how much you want your old life back so I’ll turn you back into a human, and return you home where you belong,” said Mr. Raccoon. Then the boy who had turned green soon turned back to his original self and was back home with his family. Now the boy reunited with his family sat down together for dinner. Mr. Raccoon was watching from outside the window. “I love a happy ending,” said Mr. Raccoon to himself. Then Mr. Raccoon flew off and everyone lived happily ever after.

The End!

The Ant’s Basketball Team!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

Once upon a time, there was a basketball team made up of ants. They were playing a basketball game one day, and when a man from the rival team was dribbling, the ball accidentally squished all the ants on the team.

The End!

The Story of Waddles the Penguin!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

Down in the South Pole, there was one penguin named Waddles. The King Penguin said to Waddles “Go find the polar bear and grizzly bear and fight them before they kill us all.” Soon Waddles was walking in around and then the grizzly bear and the polar bear saw Waddles and thought about killing and eating him.

Waddles escaped and then he met a moose. The moose help Waddles stop the polar bear and the grizzly bear. Soon Waddles and the moose defeated the polar bear and the grizzly bear. Waddles then tied the polar bear and the grizzly bear up together with some rope and threw them into the frozen lake. The ice cracked and the polar bear and the grizzly bear drowned.

Waddles and the moose decided to move on but then they soon encountered zombie mooses and they chased after them. Then the polar bear swam out of the lake and he became a zombie polar bear. Then the zombie polar bear roared and started killing the zombie mooses.

“This is starting to get a little weird,” said Waddles. Then Waddles and the moose came back to Waddles kingdom and told them of their adventures. “Now Waddles did you take care of the zombie polar bear,” asked the king penguin. “Ah, well…,” said Waddles. Then the zombie polar bear appeared and starting causing havoc around the kingdom. Waddles, the moose, and another penguin escaped in a hot air balloon. “I feel kind of sad for leaving them,” said Waddles. “I don’t even know any of you,” said the other penguin. “I guess we should head to the North Pole now fellas,” said the moose. “That sounds good with me,” said Waddles the Penguin. “Me too, and by the way my name is Rick the Penguin,” said the other penguin (Rick).

Now Waddles, the moose, and Rick the Penguin live in the North Pole in peace and lived happily ever after!

The End!

Stork meets Catfish Jack!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

“Ahh! Bark, what a fine day for fishing,” said Stork who was fishing on the shoreline. “Ahh! What a fine day for swimming,” said Catfish Jack who was swimming underwater. Then Catfish Jack saw his friends Mr. Otter and Snapper the Snapping Turtle. “Hey guys,” said Catfish Jack. “Hi, Jack,” they said back. Then a worm on a hook floated down towards them. “Ah, yummy, a worm,” said Catfish Jack. “No Jack, don’t eat it,” cried Mr. Otter. “Go ahead and eat the damn worm, said Snapper.

Then Catfish Jack swallowed the worm on the hook. “Oh no, it’s starting to move,” cried Catfish Jack. Then Catfish Jack was pulled to shore by Stork. “Hey, I caught one Bark,” said Stork. “Rats,” said Catfish Jack. “Hey Bark, take my picture with my prize fish I just caught,” said Stork. “Woof, Woof,” said Bark. Bark then took Stork’s picture. “This will be a good thing to eat, let’s head home,” said Stork. Soon Stork threw Catfish Jack in a bucket and put the bucket in the backseat of the car.

But before they went home Snapper and Mr. Otter hopped in the trunk of the car. “Ok,” said Snapper. “We have to rescue Jack,” said Mr. Otter. “Yah, he’s been our friend forever,” said Snapper the Snapping Turtle. Soon Stork was preparing to cook Catfish Jack and Bark kept watch of Jack who was trapped in the bucket. “But first I have to wash my hands,” said Stork. Now we go outside to Stork’s backyard where Snapper found Stork’s swimming pool and soon he started swimming in it. “Snapper, this is no time for swimming in the enemy’s lake,” said Mr. Otter. Then Stork put Catfish Jack in the sink and Catfish Jack swam all around it. “Now where did that catfish go,” said Stork as he was searching around inside the sink. “Freeze, I’m a snapping turtle,” said Snapper who broke into Stork’s house with Mr. Otter. “Good job Snapper, show him we mean business,” said Mr. Otter.

Bark was holding a jar of ketchup in his hand and Stork was holding Catfish Jack in his hand. Stork and Bark were shaking in fear. Hours later after a bit of negotiating and explaining both sides to the story…Stork, Bark, Snapper, Mr. Otter and Catfish Jack were soon swimming in Stork’s pool together. “Well, if you can’t beat’em, join’em,” said Stork. 

The End!

Me and My Mermaid Years 2!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

Holly Dog and I were reading a book about mermaids and soon we were sucked into it. Holly and I then turned into mermaids and were in the city of Atlantis. I saw a stranded Pirate on land. Holly had a magic wand that turned humans into mermaids. Holly handed me the wand and then I accidently turned the pirate who fell into the ocean into a merman. Then we swam away and the pirate was confused and amazed at the same time. The pirate now wanted revenge on the sea for taking down his ship and so he began to build a house underwater.

Then the pirate stole the magic wand from us and then took it back to his house. Soon the pirate captured animals from the city of Atlantis and he turned them into monsters. We soon found out the pirate’s name was Kip.

Then the monstrous sea creatures started wrecking havoc to the city of Atlantis. I then saw that Holly was missing and I soon found out Kip captured Holly. And I was soon the only merperson who wasn’t captured. Then Kip trapped them all in the wand but somehow Holly Dog escaped. Then Holly and I swam towards Kip and we soon stole the wand from Kip. I then freed the merpeople from the wand and then turned the wand itself into a shark. The shark then cased Kip and Kip fled the scene and soon me and Holly were heroes to the people of Atlantis. Holly and I then returned home and were no longer trapped inside the book. Then I wondered if our whole adventure was just a dream, but I looked at my feet. “Why do I still have fins for my legs,” cried Bucky.

The End!

Peter Pan Jr.!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

Peter Pan Jr.’s father was killed by an old enemy and Peter Pan Jr. didn’t know it. Captain Hook hired an assassin and that assassin was the one who killed Peter Pan Jr.’s father. That’s to a mysterious witch doctor Captain Hook got his hand back and no longer had a hook. Captain Hook soon was coming up with an evil plan to kill Peter Pan Jr.

Peter Pan Jr. went into the ocean and went swimming for a bit. He then found a shark and the shark tried to eat him but Peter Pan Jr. flew away.

Peter Pan Jr. was walking home when he soon saw that his house was burnt down. Peter Pan Jr. then found a note that said Captain Hook and his crew captured his mother and then burnt his house down. Now Peter Pan Jr. was angry and flew as fast as he can to Captain Hook’s pirate ship. Then Peter Pan Jr. found Captain Hook and then they started fighting each other. Peter Pan Jr. then knocked out Captain Hook with a kick to his jaw. Then Peter Pan Jr. lit up a barrel of dynamite that was on Captain Hook’s ship, saved his mother, and then they flew off before Captain Hook’s ship blew up and then slowly sank.

Then Captain Hook’s crew was being eaten by sharks and then a shark bit off Captain Hook’s hand. Luckily Captain Hook floated to shore and then put his old hook over the hand he had just lost. Captain Hook swore revenge on Peter Pan Jr. if it was the last thing he do.

But Peter Pan Jr. and his mother were safe and Peter Pan Jr. started rebuilding their old house. They lived happily ever after…for now!

The End!

Peter Pirate!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

At Peter Pan’s house he was looking at all of the pictures of his friends. With him were Peter Girl (Peter Pan’s girlfriend and sidekick) and Peter Pan’s pet bird. Now we go to Captain Hook’s pirate ship where Captain Hook was talking to his crew. “All right men, if you see Peter Pan come aboard capture him and hold him hostage,” yelled Captain Hook.

Soon Peter Pan visited Tinker Bell and she turned Peter Pan into a pirate. Tinker Bell also made a fake Peter Pan for a safety reason. Peter Pan went to Captain Hook’s pirate ship to become one of his pirates so he can find out what’s he’s up to. Tinker Bell and Peter Pan’s pet bird went to see their old friend Peter Pan but soon they were caught by Captain Hook’s crew and held hostage by them.

Then Peter Pirate looked at himself in the mirror and he looked like Peter Pan (because he was looking at his true self). Peter Girl flew in and saw Peter Pirate and they soon got an idea. Since Peter Pan was disguised as Peter Pirate he soon learned all of Captain Hook’s secrets.

Soon Captain Hook found out that Peter Pirate was in fact his old foe Peter Pan. After a long battle Peter Pan tied up Captain Hook and threw him overboard. But before Captain Hook landed in the ocean…Tinker Bell turned Captain Hook into a bird. Eventually Captain Hook was eating by a shark. Then Captain Hook was reunited with his pet parrot who was also trapped in the shark’s stomach with him.  Captain Hook is now seeking his revenge on his old foe Peter Pan, and hopes he’ll get out of the shark’s stomach someday.

Peter Pan saved the day again and everything was peaceful in his island home…for now!

The End!

Peter Pan fights Captain Hook!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson) and Mrs. S

Once Peter Pan was flying in the sky. Near the clouds he saw a pirate ship. He thought they were nice pirates so he decided to land. Peter Pan saw Captain Hook. “I must not let anyone steal my treasure map,” said Captain Hook to himself. Peter Pan looked at Captain Hook. “I will get that map,” said Peter Pan. “Just try,” replied Captain Hook. The two men began to fight. Captain Hook ordered his men to come and fight Peter Pan. Soon Peter Pan was captured and forced to walk the plank. Down below was a fierce shark. In a burst Peter Pan escaped and flew off to safety.

The End!

School Is Over!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

“School is over, class” said the teacher. The third grade class ran out of the classroom, some kids ran home and others went on the bus. Everyone left the classroom, even the teacher Ms. Jay. The only living creature left in the room was the pet frog, Zach the Frog.

The door to Zach’s cage was left open by mistake. Zach hopped out of his cage like a rabbit, even though he is a frog. He ran over a puzzle of the USA that was lying on the ground. Then Zach hopped into the nearest bathroom. He jumped into the sink looking for a lily pad. (It’s good that he didn’t jump into the toilet instead). He couldn’t find any lily pads, so Zach exited the bathroom.

Then he went into the Lunchroom. He jumped on top of a hot dog. The janitor, whose name was Steve, found Zach stuck in the hot dog bun. Steve took the frog back to his cage in the classroom, and locked the door. The sun came up the next day. The third grade class was back in school the next morning. About an hour after school started, a student noticed that there was a hot dog bun in Zach’s cage. But the student did not see Zach, at least not right away.

Zach was actually hiding under the hot dog bun. Because now, Zach was a “hot frog”!

THE END!

The Scared Leopard!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson) and Mrs. S

Once upon a time there was a scared Leopard. The scared Leopard heard the dog roar and soon Brabe the Dog introduced himself to The Scared Leopard. Soon Brabe the Dog and the Scared Leopard became friends. Now the Scared Leopard became very brave because he soon conquered all of his fears with the help of Brabe the Dog.

The End!

Sea Anemone, Sea Anemone!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson) and Mrs. S

The sea anemone was something that the ocean never saw before. The Clownfish wanted to build a carnival on the sea anemone. “Stop it, go away,” yelled the Sea Anemone. The clownfish looked sad. “We want to build a carnival on you,” said a Clownfish. The sea anemone still would not let them build a carnival on him. The clownfish swam away and the sea anemone stayed lonely and he was happy.

The End

Manatee!

By: Mrs. S and Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

Manatee decided to go out for lunch. He had a taste for some grass and plants, so he swam towards the shore. Manatee was slowly swimming when he soon heard the sound of a motorboat that could get Manatee hurt. The dolphins saw Manatee in trouble and swam to save him. Just in time the dolphins pushed Manatee to safety. “Thank you,” said Manatee to his new friends. They all promised to watch out for one another.

The End

Catfish, Catfish!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson) and Mrs. S

One day a catfish named Jack was swimming. “Hello,” said Snapper the snapping turtle. “I’m in a hurry, sorry Snapper,” said Jack. As Catfish Jack swam along he ran into Mr. Otter. “Can you help me with something,” asked Mr. Otter. “Help you with what,” asked Catfish Jack. “There is a hole in Crane’s boat all of us need to pitch in and fix it,” said Mr. Otter. Soon all the lake animals worked together to fix Crane’s boat. “Thanks everyone for fixing my boat,” yelled Crane.

The End

Binky Bear meets Vulture!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson) and Mrs. S

One day Binky was walking in the woods with his friend Donny the Duck. They were heading back home, but soon they saw something flying towards them and they soon were at home. Whatever flew towards them could not open the door, because they locked it. The next day Donny thought the flying thing they saw a flying skunk. Binky knew it was a bird, but he forgot what it was called. “A vulture that’s what the flying thing was,” yelled Binky. Soon the vulture flew down and grabbed Donny. Binky soon wanted information, so he found the bully Wolf. “Look nerd, the guy who took your friend was Vulture an evil professor who likes to eat ducks, that’s it,” said Wolf. Binky found Vulture’s mountain hideout and saved Donny the Duck. But Vulture soon was mad at Binky and was planning his revenge. “Binky Bear, you haven't seen the last of Vulture,” yelled Vulture.

The End

Vikings

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson) and Mrs. S

Many years ago the Vikings had to hike and sail in search of treasure. One of the Vikings names was Snow White. They sailed to an island far away. On the island they soon found the treasure which was guarded by a cheetah. The Vikings soon grabbed the treasure and ran away. The Vikings soon sailed back home with the treasure. The Vikings got passed the Sea Dragon with the help of cannons. The Sea Dragon blew up. They headed back home to celebrate.

The End

Sting the Stingray

By: Mrs. S and Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

Once upon a time there was a stingray named Sting. He was the nicest stingray in the sea. He helped all the sea creatures. One day while swimming he saw a mermaid. “Hello Mermaid,” said Sting. “I’m stuck in this net, can you help me,” asked the mermaid. Sting used his stinging power to cut the net. The mermaid swam free. “Thank you so very much,” yelled the mermaid. Sting continued to swim along. Sting noticed a sea star. “Hello Mr. Sea Star,” said Sting the stingray. “Flounder is stuck in a rock, he needs your help,” said the sea star. Sting swims to where the Flounder is stuck. Sting used his muscles to pull the rock of with his tail. “Thank you so very much,” said Flounder. Sting finally made his way home.

The End

Toad And Mouse!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson) and Mrs. S

Toad and Mouse went camping. They met up with Blue jay. “Hi,” said Toad and Mouse. Next they saw Frog. “Did you have a good morning,” asked Toad. As they walked through the woods, it grew darker. A big snake jumped out and tried to eat Mouse, but he hit a log. Toad and Mouse ran out of the woods and were soon heading back home.

The End

The Great Fishing Trip

By: Mrs. S and Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson)

Binky Bear decided to go fishing on a spring morning. He packed his pole, tackle box, and soon he headed to the lake. On the way to the lake, he soon met his friend Donny the Duck. “Would you like to go fishing with me,” asked Binky. “Sure, I would love to,” said Donny. So Binky and Donny headed to the lake. At the lake Binky and Donny caught so many fish they didn’t know how many they had. “What a great day,” said Binky Bear. As they were leaving the lake, out popped Wolf. Wolf was a bully to Binky Bear and Donny Duck. “Give me all your fish,” yelled Wolf. “Go fishing yourself,” said Binky Bear. Wolf gave up and ran away. Binky, Donny, and Binky’s family soon ate all the fish they caught.

The End

The Giant & The Dragon!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson) and Mrs. S

The Dragon saw a knight. The Giant came to get the knight. “I’m going to get you,” yelled the Giant. The Giant soon started fighting the Dragon instead of the knight. Then the Giant and the Dragon soon became good friends.

The End

The Ball In The Woods!

By: Steven J. Butler, Jr. (Buckstevenson) and Mrs. S

The deer and the mountain lion were playing with a ball. Mountain Lion soon dropped the ball, and it bounced up by the snake. “Hey Snake, give back our ball,” said the Deer. The snake pushed the ball down. Along came a brown bear and he found the ball. All the animals in the woods were looking for the ball. “Where’s the ball,” asked Squirrel. “I know were the ball is,” said the Opossum. “Me too,” said the Vulture. The wolf said “Let’s find it.” Then Coyote said “Let them find it, they lost the ball.” Mountain Lion said “Why are we doing this.” Deer agreed they needed help finding the ball. “Do you know where the ball is,” asked the Dragonfly. “I do,” said the Brown Bear. “And here it is,” said the Brown Bear. They lived happily ever after.

The End

Story Time On Bucky Talk!

Hello readers of my blog,

I have some news to share. Since I can't think of anything to blog about, I going to share some of my unpublished short stories for you to read right here on my blog.

So have a good read and be on the look out for some of my short stories right here on Bucky Talk!

First Bucky Talk Blog Post!

Hello everybody,

This is the first Bucky Talk Blog Post and I hope you like it. Here's how my blog is going to work, I'm just going to share my random thoughts with you people and that's pretty much it. These random thoughts include my opinions on life, entertainment, world news, family, friends, pets, and so on.

I'm going to blog about whatever I feel like so each blog will basically be unique and will occassinally have a recurring theme.

Have a nice day and a good life. Read On!