Stop the landlord!

The Landlord: You wackys owe me two months’ rent!

Hip Hap: What’s that sonny?

The Landlord: You wackys owe me two months’ rent!

Hip Hap: Oh that’s what I thought you said!

The Landlord: So do you have the rent or not?

Hip Hap: Have what!

The Landlord: Where’s the rent!

Hip Hap: Attack My Wackys!

Then all the puppets begin to chase the landlord!

Narrator: And that’s life on the Island of the Wackys…and don’t forget to pay the rent…

Happy and Transfoom: Thanks for watching…bye bye!

THE END!

Happy and Transfoom: This whole video cost 5 cents to make!

Transfoom: Also it was Made in China!

Happy: Where’s China?

Transfoom: Who’s China!

THE END THE END!

Mr. Beg needs money!

Mr. Beg: Please give me some money man…

Bird: No, you’re the one that owes me money….

Mr. Beg: Please give me some money man…

Bird: Give me the $50 you owe me and then we’ll talk!

Mr. Beg: Give me $50 so I can pay you man!

Bird: Sigh

The Contestants of The Background Character Club: Part 5!

Lita who was a seventy-nine foot giant woman warrior who was a henchwoman of Kraeoo and she’s almost Kraeoo’s bodyguard. Lita secretly had a crush on Ozman even though they were on two different sides.

Princess Prune is a very, very, very ugly princess and the want-a-be girlfriend of Fartio. Princess Prune rules the kingdom of the poop people. She’s ugly let’s end it at there.

Mr. Cool is the funkiest and coolest hipster around. Mr. Cool is the definition of the word “cool”. He wears a cool hat and holds a cane. Let’s just say Mr. Cool is cool.

Steve the Janitor is a janitor at an elementary school and a good friend of Zach the Frog. Steve the Janitor is also the janitor of the True Heroes headquarters.

Dimmy Dodo is a talking dodo and the pet of Kenny White. Dimmy Dodo is a blabbermouth and he is very loyal Dimmy Dodo is currently a chef in the Magical Council cafeteria. Dimmy Dodo is actually very intelligent and Dimmy loves to play chess.

The Contestants of The Background Character Club: Part 4!

Snapper the Snapping Turtle is Catfish Jack’s second best friend. Snapper is very lazy and is almost always sleeping. Snapper watches over Catfish Jack and has saved him from danger a lot. Snapper is very strong and he loves to workout. Snapper isn’t very bright but never get him mad.

Prince Leon was a handsome prince who wanted to marry Princess Stacy but it turned out he wasn’t her true love. Prince Leon currently rules his kingdom and is rumored to be married to someone else.

Bones is a living skeleton who lives in Holly Land. Bones is basically made out of dog bones and he’s very friendly. Even though Bones is basically living dog chew toy, he couldn’t be any happier.

Mr. Face is a big round smiley race with two arms with balls of hands and he wears a baseball cap. Mr. Face is a member of the Silly Squad and a member of the Summon Team. Mr. Face looks like he’s always happy, but he may not be happy most of the time.

Sam Soda is a living cup of soda that lives in Movie Land. His best friend is Popper Popcorn and Sam’s favor of soda is cola.

Shut up Clown!

Clown: Annoying noises

Tom: Shut up Clown!

Clown: Annoying noises

Tom: Shut up Clown!

Clown: Annoying noises

Tom: Please shut up Clown!

Clown: Okay boss!

Clown then leaves!

Tom: That’s why you should always say please and thank you!

The Contestants of The Background Character Club: Part 3!

Super Judy is Jack Sport’s sister. She thinks she has super powers and that she can save the world in one day, but she does not have super powers. She wears a mask and even sometimes wears a cape. She has wrestled Beauty Queen once, but she lost. She is now a KWE manager and the occasional valet of Mr. Hero.

The Librarian is a wrestler who acts like she works at the library. She uses books as weapons in the ring and she also always says be quiet. She is a former BWC Women’s Champion.

Buzz is a fighting robot created by X-Eye. Spy Lion broke off one of his arms and one of his legs and he seemed defeated until X-Eye repaired him. Buzz currently a loyal henchman to X-Eye and also his bodyguard.

Manatee is a nice manatee that lives in the ocean, and he’s friends with most of the creatures in the sea. Manatee is very slow and not that bright. Manatee probably eats all the time but he can swim very fast. Manatee was close to being hurt from a fishing boat motor but his dolphin friends saved him. Manatee currently lives in the sea and still has many friends.

The Contestants of The Background Character Club: Part 2!

Edward Bully is an evil wizard who worked with Moeguya. Edward became a wizard due to Tubbles giving him magical powers out of anger. Edward bullied Tubbles a lot and soon Edward didn’t want to be a good wizard…he thought darkness was the way to go. Edward Bully is currently locked up inside the Magical Council prison.

Brabe the Dog is the best friend and the only friend of The Scared Leopard. Brabe the Dog is very brave and he’s also a con artist. Brabe is a mutt and loves to hump The Scared Leopard’s leg. Brabe is also a backup member of the Summon Team and is somewhat lazy in battle.

Deer was an extra in a Stork story. He was running away from Mr. Hunter when it was hunting season. Deer is very good friends with Mole. Deer also was a color commentator at Stork’s Kart Racing 2006!

3-K is a wrestling robot created by Dr. Wrestling. He knows every wrestling move and has the brain of a computer. He is the only robot in the KWE, and maybe the first robot wrestler ever!

Hillbilly Joy weights 400 lbs. and is a big redneck. She is the sister of KWE wrestler The Lifeguard, and has very bad teeth.

The Contestants of The Background Character Club!

Happy Jim is a wrestler who’s always happy. Happy Jim is also very annoying and he loves to drink energy drinks. Happy Jim has ADD and OCD. Happy Jim always runs down to the ring. Happy Jim wrestles in his underwear and he also wears a newspaper hat. Happy Jim currently wrestles for Fighting 4 Life Wrestling and Deathlock Promotions.

Jag the Jaguar is a friend of Yo the Rooster and a classmate of Binky Bear. Jag is a bit of a jock and he loves sports. Jag also loves to eat a lot and to work out. Jag is also dating Torti the Tortoise and Jag dreams of one day becoming a pro football player. Jag currently attends high school with his friends.

Mangnifico the World’s Strongest Man was a performer in the circus Flea-Boy the Clown worked at before he had gotten fired. Mangnifico the World’s Strongest Man left the circus after a pay dispute and soon Mangnifico joined the Silly Squad. Now Mangnifico the World’s Strongest Man is a member of the Silly Squad and the head of the Silly Squad’s gym.

Classic Bucky Talk #17

(Date when written: 3/17/2009)

To: Memere & Papa

Hello again, it’s almost spring break for me and I’m doing fine (except for my recent outbursts). Woody is still a puppy and I’m starting to love the little guy (even though he’s a pain in the butt on occasion). I can’t wait to see you guys in this summer and I want to see your ipods when I get there. Also, if I’m good for the rest of the school year I’ll show you my new ipod. Have a happy retired life you guys!

Love: Bucky J

Classic Bucky Talk #16

(Date when written: 2/8/2009)

To: Memere & Papa

Hello again, I’m doing fine and I hope to see you guys real soon. I got a new puppy and his name is Woody, we’re taking good care of him. Frankie came this weekend and I haven’t seen him in a while. I’m also in drivers ed at my school and I hope to drive real soon. Well enjoy the book and I love you guys very much!

Love: Bucky J

Classic Bucky Talk #15

(Date when written: 12/3/2008)

To: Memere & Papa

Hello you guys and Merry Christmas, I miss you a lot and it was nice seeing you guys a while ago. Christmas break is two weeks away and I can’t wait to have a break from school. I hang out with Frankie over Thanksgiving weekend and I also had a great Thanksgiving with my family. Also Nikki and James are coming to visit real soon as well. I hope you enjoy the book, because you already have so many!

Love: Bucky J

Classic Bucky Talk #14

(Date when written: ?)

To: Memere & Papa

I’m doing fine and I miss you a lot. Holly Dog is finally dead and I miss her a lot. It’s almost summer vacation here and I can’t wait for it. I also got a wrestler’s autograph and took a picture with him. Youtube is a bit of a mystery, but I’m working on more videos. So I hope you enjoy the book and see ya real soon!

Love: Bucky J

Classic Bucky Talk #13

(Date when written: 2/5/2008)

To: Memere & Papa

Hello again, I’m doing fine otherwise and I really miss you guys. I’ve been doing good in OCP and I’m close to getting back into a real school. Holly Dog is doing fine and so is Frankie. I’ve been working on Youtube and I had 17,803 video views on my account as of now. So I hope to see you guys again and good luck in retirement!

Love: Bucky J

How did you make your money Tim Bull!

Happy: How did you make your money!

Tim Bull: I created a website on the internet.

Happy: How did you make your money!

Tim Bull: I own 50% of Microsoft, 20% of Google, and 9% of Burger King

Happy: How did you make your money!

Tim Bull: I own and run a pornographic website okay!

Happy: My uncle works for the I.R.S.

Tim Bull: No shit!

The Wackys intro!

Narrator: This is the Island of the Wackys, what is a Wacky you ask? A Wacky is a very weird monster who was put on this earth to make you laugh.

Narrator: Our story begins when the Wacky’s landlord came to collect their rent on their house…will they have the money…let’s watch.

Mr. Raccoon’s Talk Show #3

8/23/06

“Hello today my guest is Leonardo da Vinci.  So, Mr. da Vinci, how long did it take to make the Mona Lisa?,” asked Mr. Raccoon. “Well, it took time, but at least it is a famous painting,” said Leonardo da Vinci. “So you may have invented the first airplane, but you never actually built one,” said Mr. Raccoon. “Yes, but if you have a time machine that means the airplane must have been invented and they’ll still give me credit for thinking it up,” said Leonardo da Vinci. “Well, time to send you back with my time machine and remember I will have someone else famous from history each day and hear how my guest changed the world, good bye,” said Mr. Raccoon.

The End

Classic Bucky Talk #12

(Date when written: 1/25/2008)

To: Memere & Papa

Hello, I made it home alright from Florida and I’m doing fine in OCP. I’m going to a new school soon and I hope it’s nice there. Holly Dog is doing fine and she made it all the way to 2008. I’m doing good otherwise and I’m having fun with my Nintendo Wii. I miss Nikki a little and I hope she does good in Australia. Well I hope you enjoy the book and it was nice to see you guys!

Love: Bucky J

Classic Bucky Talk #11

(Date when written: ?)

To: Memere & Papa

Hello, I’m doing fine, I had a great Thanksgiving and school is alright. I can’t wait to play Wii again (because I broke two of them already). Holly Dog is still around and we’re praying that she’ll live until Christmas or until next year. I’m working hard on my behavior and I’m pretty good. So I miss you and hope you’re doing well. So enjoy the book!

Love: Bucky J

Classic Bucky Talk #10

(Date when written: ?)

To: Memere & Papa

I had a great birthday and a fun weekend. Frankie is doing fine and Holly seems to be doing better. I have two new games for Nintendo Wii and they were fun. School’s alright and I may try to join the school newspaper. I can’t really think of anything to say. Well enjoy the book!

Love: Bucky J

Classic Bucky Talk #9

(Date when written: ?)

To: Memere & Papa

Well, I did get into an innocent on the bus and I may be going to juvie. But otherwise I’m doing just fine. Holly Dog only has a year to live and I’ll miss her very much. School is fine and my birthday is coming soon, so I hope I could get some money (and you could get a Nintendo Wii game if you want for me). But I’ll work on controlling my anger. I can’t think of anything else to say, but I hope to see you guys soon. See ya!

Love: Bucky J

Classic Bucky Talk #8

(Date when written: ?)

To: Memere & Papa

Hello, I’m doing fine and school’s okay. I’m trying the school newspaper again and I hope one of the two articles I wrote makes it in the paper. My mom is in a new house and Holly Dog is okay. I haven’t gotten in any trouble at school and it’s been a breeze. I also I’m working on videos for Youtube and I already have 22 videos so far. I may try hang out Kenny and Frankie at the same time, and this will be the first time that Kenny and Frankie hung out with me together (note: I don’t know what they’re both up too, but I will try to hang out with them this weekend). I’m doing great and the teachers like me. And in December I get to meet Nikki’s boyfriend, James, let’s see if he’ll handed me (Bucky laughing evilly). Will I hope you enjoy the book and I hope to see you real soon!

Love: Bucky J

The Host of The Background Character Club!

Spotty is a talking dog with ADD and isn’t that bright. Spotty has many friends and just as many foes. He’s been everything from an adventurer to a superhero and he’s even the pope of Buckyism. Spotty is my favorite character and possibly my oldest continuing character. Spotty future is bright, and that’s not bad for an annoying talking dog you can’t help but love (or even hate)!

The Background Character Club: Plot Info!

Plot Summary: The Background Character Club is basically a reality show contest for characters that never were really that popular and are mostly unknown. These contestants will live together in a mansion and compete either in teams or by themselves in challenging games. Then at the end of the day a contestant will be eliminated. The winner of The Background Character Club will win a starring role in their own book and $50,000 in cash. Who will win? Who will you root for? Find out when “The Background Character Club” comes out very soon!

Funtime: The Short Story!

Now we go to Joe and Funclock who were very bored. “Man, what can we do today,” asked Joe. Funclock shrugged. “Want to play checkers?,” asked Joe. Funclock shook his head no. “How about a video game?,” asked Joe. Funclock nodded no. “Want to read?,” asked Joe. Funclock clapped us. “Alright….we must now go on a quest to find the greatest short story ever told…come on buddy,” said Joe. Joe and Funclock were now on an adventure to find the greatest short story ever told. They journeyed through jungles and deserts for many days. They soon arrived at the temple of the greatest short story ever told. “It’s in here,” said Joe. Joe and Funclock entered the temple and they dodged many booby traps until they saw Spotty reading a piece of paper. “Spotty…what are you doing here,” asked Joe. “I’m reading the greatest short story ever told…it’s a little gay…but it was worth the plane ticket here…what are you two doing here,” asked Spotty. “We came to read the greatest short story ever told, but if you say it’s gay then I really don’t want to read it anymore,” said Joe. “Do you guys want to go bowling?,” asked Spotty. “Sure,” said Joe. Soon Joe, Funclock, and Spotty went bowling and they were having a lot of fun together. Joe and Funclock then returned to the Funtime Studio to film next week’s exciting episode of Funtime…but that’s a whole other story!

THE END!

11/2/2012

Holly Dog vs. Budweiser the Turtle

Budweiser the Turtle a box turtle, and Holly Dog, a Miniature Schnauzer tonight 3 rounds in a wrestling match. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Holly grabbed Budweiser and threw him to the ground. Holly then did a leg drop and pinned Budweiser. “1, 2…” yelled the referee. Then Budweiser escaped and grabbed a chair from under the ring. Budweiser knocked Holly out by hitting Holly with a chair. Budweiser the Turtle then pinned Holly Dog. “1, 2, 3 the winner Budweiser the Turtle,” yelled the referee. Budweiser the Turtle wins. “I’m getting too old for this,” said Holly Dog.

The End

8/29/06

Mr. Raccoon’s Talk Show #2

8/25/06

“Hello let’s welcome my best friends, Apple the piano player, who makes the music for my show, and Lettuce who is the camera man.  My guest today is the founding father of psychology, Sigmund Freud,” yelled Mr. Raccoon. “Thank you for having me on your show,” said Sigmund Freud. “Now, what things have you found out in the world a psychology,” asked Mr. Raccoon. “Well, I found out that unconscious thoughts were important and I analyzed dreams too,” said Sigmund Freud. “So who was the most favorite patient,” asked Mr. Raccoon. “I have to say, all of them,” said Sigmund Freud. “Well, we ran out of time so remember I will have someone famous from history everyday and Mr. Freud let’s go back to my time machine, good bye everybody,” said Mr. Raccoon.

Mr. Raccoon’s Talk Show #1

8/23/06

“Hello, my guest today is Abraham Lincoln. So, Mr. Lincoln do you think you were a good 16^th president of the U. S. A. and did you think you did a good job on the American Civil War?,” asked Mr. Raccoon. “Well, I think I was a good man so I may have been a good president,” said Abraham Lincoln. “So are you happy there is no more slavery and that everybody now has rights,?” asked Mr. Raccoon. “Well, there still is racism in our world, but someday I hope we all just get along with each other,” said Abraham Lincoln. “Well, it was nice talking to you Mr. Lincoln. Let’s go back to my time machine and remember I will have someone famous from history each day and share with you how my guest changed the world, good bye,” said Mr. Raccoon.

The End

Classic Bucky Talk #7

(Date when written: ?)

To: Memere & Papa

Hello again, I’m doing fine and I’m sad summer is almost over. But school will keep me busy, and I’m going to try the school newspaper again. I had a great summer and my mom may move out of my grandma’s soon. Well that’s all I can think of for right now, but enjoy this book.

Love: Bucky J

Classic Bucky Talk #6

(Date when written: ?)

To: Memere & Papa

Well, I’m going back to high school now! School’s alright with me, and I’m in the 10^th grade. I’ve been working on Youtube for a bit, and I have 12 videos so far on Youtube. I also wanted to tell you that Holly Dog is now 11 and she’s still going. Happy Birthday Papa (I know it’s a little late), and Memere my dad has already got you a birthday present (but I’m not telling what it is). So I’m doing fine and I hope you enjoy the book!

Love: Bucky J