Meanwhile, the FunTime News Network newsvan has broken down in the middle of the forest. FunTime News Network anchormen Joe and Funclock try to repair their broken newsvan but can’t. “Damn it! We’re stuck in the middle of nowhere, with no food, no cellar signal, all because you believe two teenagers claim that Bigfoot was wrestling a donkey out here,” yelled Joe. Funclock started sobbing as Joe began to beat him up. Suddenly out of nowhere a poorly drawn Bigfoot and donkey appeared and started wrestling each other in front of Joe and Funclock to their amazement. “Wow, they weren’t lying. Quick, get the camera,” said Joe. But Mr. Pencil appeared and erased the poorly drawn Bigfoot and donkey before Funclock could film it. Joe became angry at Mr. Pencil and threw his microphone to the ground. “Who do you think you are?” yelled Joe. “I’m Mr. Pencil. And I want a job with your network,” said Mr. Pencil. Joe now interested his powers, hires Mr. Pencil on the spot. Mr. Pencil became an intern for the FunTime News Network, and he would literally create news stories for the network.
Meanwhile at the laboratory, Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1 waited for Apple, Lettuce, Sheky 2, Sheky 3, and Sheky 4 to return with Mr. Pencil. Sheky 3 entered the laboratory with something behind his back. “So, Sheky 3. Did you find Mr. Pencil?” asked Professor Smith. “No, but I found this,” said Sheky 3. Sheky 3 pulled out the lamp of Charlie the Genie and began to rub it. Sheky 3 awoken the angry Charlie the Genie from his lamp. “It’s 2 in the morning. What do you want?” cried Charlie the Genie. “I wish you can find Mr. Pencil for me. My friends and I struggled to find him,” said Sheky 3. “Turn the TV to channel four and will you learn the fate of Mr. Pencil. I’m going back to bed,” said Charlie the Genie. Charlie the Genie went back into his lamp as Professor Smith turned his TV on to channel four and watched Mr. Pencil being interviewed by Joe on the FunTime News Network. “Crap! Mr. Pencil wasn’t supposed to launch yet. He’s supposed to be released next year. Rub Charlie’s lamp again and order him to bring Mr. Pencil back to us,” said Mr. Raccoon. Sheky 1 slapped Sheky 3 and took the lamp away from him. Sheky 1 rubbed the lamp and an angry Charlie the Genie appeared. “That’s it! I warned you! Now I’m going to make you all disappear for good!” yelled Charlie the Genie. Charlie the Genie snaps his fingers and Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1 disappear. Charlie the Genie goes back into his lamp as Sheky 3 emerges from the bathroom wondering where everybody went.
“Where did everybody go?” asked Sheky 3. Apple, Lettuce, Sheky 2, and Sheky 4 entered carrying a tied and muzzled Mr. Pencil into the laboratory. “We found him and…hey, where did our bosses go?” asked Apple. “I don’t know. They were here before I went to the bathroom. I guess they disappeared,” said Sheky 3. “Well, now that our bosses are gone, I guess you’re free to go Mr. Pencil,” said Apple. Sheky 2 and Sheky 4 untied Mr. Pencil. Mr. Pencil began to draw poorly drawn knock offs of Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1. “No! Why are you doing this?” screamed Lettuce. “Because I hate all of you. And you got me fired from the FunTime News Network. Anyway, I’m off to be a God. Later mortals,” said Mr. Pencil.
Mr. Pencil picks up the lamp of Charlie the Genie and draws a portal then exits through it. The poorly drawn knock offs of Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1 start moaning in pain. “So, what now?” asks Sheky 2. “We get back to work, I guess. Mr. Raccoon, what do you want us to do now?” asks Apple. The poorly drawn Mr. Raccoon knock off takes a bite out of Apple and Apple screams insanely. “Oh shit, run,” cries Sheky 2. Sheky 2, Sheky 3, Sheky 4, and Lettuce flee the laboratory as the poorly drawn knock offs of Professor Smith, Mr. Raccoon, and Sheky 1 eat Apple.
Meanwhile, in another universe, Mr. Pencil and Charlie the Genie sit beachside laughing together as they watch universes being destroyed. “Ha, foolish mortals,” said Charlie the Genie. “More hot wings and beer?” said Mr. Pencil. “Sure,” said Charlie the Genie. Mr. Pencil snaps his fingers and Evil Dino-Skeleton wearing a French maid’s outfit appears and hands them a tray of hot wings and beer. “This is weak. I’m a God too you know,” said Evil Dino-Skeleton. “Not in our universe though. Now get out of here,” said Mr. Pencil. “Yes sir,” said Evil Dino-Skeleton. Mr. Pencil and Charlie the Genie toasts their beer cans as the sun sets. Woody Dog and Steven Bucky Butler appear in the sky and look down at them. “Should we tell them that we’re actually the real Gods?” asked Woody Dog. “Nah. Let the mortals dream their little dreams. Come on Woody, I have another story I need to write,” said Steven Bucky Butler.
THE END?
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