Once upon a
time in a kingdom far, far, away lived a heavier set, homely girl named
Faterella. She lived with an evil stepmother, two evil stepsisters, and one stepbrother
named Nick. Nick is Faterella’s only friend and he cares about her a lot in a
brotherly way.
Faterella
was a professional Sumo wrestler and a very good Sumo wrestler indeed. Also
Faterella was madly in love with the prince in the magical kingdom. Even though
Faterella never met the prince she just seen his picture and thought he was
handsome.
When it was announced
that the prince was holding a royal ball and her family was invited too,
Faterella decided that she needed to lose some weight in order to be beautiful enough
to win the prince’s heart.
So Nick
helped her learn how to exercise and eat a proper diet to help her lose some
weight. But it was to no prevail, Faterella was still very fat and with the
Prince’s Ball coming up later that week she began to cry because she’ll never
get thin enough before the ball.
Faterella
soon gave up her exercise and proper diet and the night of the ball she still
didn’t feel beautiful enough to win the prince’s heart. Then suddenly from out
of nowhere a magical fitness fairy appeared. The fitness fairy heard Faterella’s
problem and with a wave of his magical dumbbell he turned Faterella into a very
thin and muscular beautiful supermodel-like young woman. Faterella now felt
beautiful on both the inside and the outside.
The fitness
fairy instructed Nick to keep a very close eye on Faterella at the Prince’s
ball and she would only stay thin and beautiful until the clock stuck 12 times at
midnight.
Soon Nick
and the newly thin Faterella headed to the Prince’s Ball. At the royal ball,
the prince was surrounded by many beautiful women and all of them wanted to
marry the handsome and wealthy prince.
Then the
prince noticed the now sexy Faterella it was love at first sight. So then the
Prince went to introduce himself to Faterella and they began to get to know
each other. During the royal ball, the Prince and Faterella began to talk,
dance, and have a really wonderful evening together.
While Nick
was busy pigging out on the party snacks at the buffet (because Nick is a thin starving
peasant), Faterella and the Prince slipped away outside to the Prince’s castle’s
patio. Nick was chewing into a buffalo wing when he just heard the clock
starting to ring 12 times for midnight. “Oh shit,” cried Nick.
Nick then
tried to find Faterella before it was too late, but sadly it was too late. For just
as the Prince and Faterella were about to kiss each other, out popped Faterella’s
real belly and Faterella was now obese and ugly again. Then the Prince said “I think it’s not going to
work out for us Faterella, I want my future wife to be sexy not a fat lady, so
I think we should see other people,” said the mean prince. Then the prince spotted
another sexy babe and started to talk to her. Then Faterella began to cry and
cry. Nick then went to cheer her up. “There, there, Faterella…but hey…at least
you still got me,” said Nick.
Then
Faterella cried “Shut up, Nick.”
And none of
them lived happily ever after! Except the prince who’s still handsome and rich!
THE END!
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