Wednesday, June 1, 2016

“Faterella” Synopsis!

In a fairy tale kingdom, there lived two siblings who were being raised by their evil stepmother. Nick, the youngest sibling, does all of the housework while Faterella, his older sister is a sumo-wrestler.  The children’s step-mother creates income for the family by placing bets on Faterella’s matches. Nick and Faterella’s mother died and their father remarried their stepmother before his death a few years later. By chance, Nick discovers he has magical powers.
One day, Faterella is wrestling and in the crowd is her crush, Prince Charming. Prince Charming is the ruler of the Charming Kingdom along with his siblings Alfred Charming and May Charming. Being a fan of Prince Charming, Faterella asks Prince Charming for his autograph.  Due to her appearance, Prince Charming thinks Faterella is a man.  Faterella is embarrassed in front of the entire crowd and flees in shame.
At home, Faterella and Nick are visited by a magical talking fox, named Riddle Fox.  Riddle Fox grants Faterella’s wish to become beautiful, even though Nick is skeptical. The following day is the royal Charming ball and Faterella wakes up to see that she is no longer obese, but thin and beautiful.
Faterella and Nick are off to the ball, so that Faterella, in her new form, can win the heart of Prince Charming.  Soon they will discover that Riddle Fox has used his magic to alter the appearances of Prince Charming and May Charming as well. It turns out Alfred Charming has magical powers of his own. When his siblings are at their weakest, in their true forms, he uses his dark magic to overthrow his brother.  Luckily, Nick ends up defeating Alfred Charming using his own magical powers in an epic battle, leaving Prince Charming to rule once again. Nick becomes Prince Charming’s royal adviser and begins training under Riddle Fox to hone his magical powers. Faterella and Prince Charming get married and they all live happily ever after.
Or so we think?


Cameraman, Issue #1 (Page 4)!

                    PAGE FOUR (FOUR PANELS)

PANEL 1: Liz Hunter, a 20-something nerdy thin African-American woman with curly black hair enters the apartment holding a bag from a fast food restaurant.

LIZ HUNTER: Guys, I’m home and I got us Lucky Burgers!

TOBY THE DOG (OP): Damn it Liz, I made meatloaf for crying out loud? And now you bring home Lucky Burgers? You—-

LIZ HUNTER: --Oh sorry Toby, I’m still not used to the fact I have a dog that can cook!

PANEL 2: Hank Hunter comes to greet his wife Liz Hunter and gives her a kiss on the cheek.

HANK HUNTER: Welcome home, honey!

LIZ HUNTER: Great to be home, I heard you filmed an interview with my brother Lester—-

HANK HUNTER: --Yeah, like the sixth one!

PANEL 3: Toby the Dog, Toby is now wearing his usual outfit, a blue necktie and a bowler hat, and Darrell are playing the video game Captain Crazy together on the couch and Darrell is pissed that Toby the Dog is beating him.

CAP: After dinner!

DARRELL: I DON’T GET IT! HOW CAN YOU BE SO GOOD AT THIS! YOU DON’T HAVE THUMBS, MAN!

TOBY THE DOG: You’re forgetting I know the cheat codes—-

DARRELL: --SERIOUSLY! BAD DOG!

PANEL 4: Liz Hunter and Hank Hunter are still sitting at the dinner table. Hank looks upset and Liz tries to cheer him up!

HANK HUNTER: Liz, I know my UsVideo channel will lead to the fame and fortune I have always wanted. I’m more than a cameraman!
Cameraman, Issue #1 Steven Bucky Butler

LIZ HUNTER: But Hank, not all UsVideo channels are successful and not everyone can make a living on it.

                   
                 



Cameraman, Issue #1 (Page 3)!

                   PAGE THREE (THREE PANELS)
PANEL 1: Hank Hunter swings his computer chair around and Toby the Dog walks up to him.

TOBY THE DOG: Hank, dinners ready. What’s with the long face? You want a little lick?

HANK HUNTER: I have nothing! I don’t know how to make my UsVideo channel different from the competition?

PANEL 2: Hank Hunter and Darrell are sitting at the dinner table while Toby the Dog is serving food. Darrell begins eating a dinner roll.

HANK HUNTER: I can’t use footage of what I film from the news because even though I filmed it, I don’t own it!

DARRELL: Just keeping making more videos of Toby! The Internet love pets, you’ll get views in no time!

PANEL 3: Darrell is about to eat another roll when Toby stops him from doing so!

TOBY THE DOG: That’s enough Darrell, you already had a roll, and you can’t eat another roll until Liz gets here!

DARRELL: But Toby, I’m hungry! I left my video game on pause and--


TOBY THE DOG: --Again, wait for Liz!

The Lost Worlds of Buckstevenson Future Wars 4: Part 3!


About halfway into the battle Ga Nod and George were beginning to get tired from fighting each other. “Look buddy…we didn’t kill the Nods,” said George. “Then who did,” cried Ga Nod. “We did you moron,” yelled a mysterious voice. Then Vach and Moeguya Jr. appeared before Ga Nod, George, and the rebellion. “Who the heck are you guys,” asked George. “We are the sons of Moeguya and members of the Skull Lords….you see you stupid Nod we were the ones who blew up your mother ship because this planet is ours not yours…since you guys failed to kill each other…I guess we’ll have to finish the job ourselves,” said Moeguya Jr. “Look....I know I killed your friends but now we have to work together to kill these two before they destroy everything,” said George. “I’ve already forgiven you George…you only killed two of my people…they’ve killed all of them…I will have my revenge,” said Ga Nod. Now it was Vach and Moeguya Jr. vs. George and Ga Nod and they were all evenly matched. Our heroes were soon fighting Vach and Moeguya Jr. and halfway into the battle Vach and Moeguya Jr. disappeared in a cloud of blackish-purplish smoke. “Where did those two go,” yelled Ga Nod. “I don’t know….but we better head back to the rebellion hideout to prepare to fight them again,” said George. 

To gain Ga Nod’s trust, George brought Co Nod and Boo Nod back to life. Co Nod and Boo Nod were alive once more and like Ga Nod they now work with the rebellion. Also Ga Nod, Co Nod, Princess Ei Nod, and Boo Nod have all converted to Buckyism and they have become quite loyal followers of Buckyism. Also, Spike actually recently saw Princess Ei Nod’s monster form. A Nods monster form basically looks like a combination of a squid and a green banana with one big monstrous eye. 

Spike was at first terrified but he loved her no matter how she looked. Now we go to a conversation between George and Chris. “Why did you call me to your library Chris,” asked George. “George….I fear that Moeguya has been resurrected,” said Chris. “Moeguya’s back….let me guess Vach and Moeguya Jr. had a hand in his resurrection,” said George. “Pretty much…also I learned something about your powers recently George,” said Chris. “What did you learn about my powers,” asked George. “You know how you have the power to bring the dead back to life and the ability to heal yourself and others,” asked Chris. “Yah, what about it,” asked George. “George…when you bring someone back from the dead you’re basically draining a little bit of your own life force into theirs…the catch is you use the power to bring back the dead to much…you’ll basically die,” said Chris. “Wait….how many people can I bring back at a time….I need to bring people back to life and…,” cried George. “George…it’s either your life or anyone else’s…you’re the Chosen One…people die George…and sometimes that’s a good thing,” said Chris. “I guess you’re right,” said George. “Oh and I have a gift for you,” said Chris. “What,” asked George? Chris then handed George the lamp of Charlie the Genie. “Is this the fabled lamp of Charlie the Genie,” asked George. “Indeed…I found it when I was cleaning the library…now you only have three wishes and you can only summon him once a year….so use your wishes wisely,” said Chris. “Thanks man….I have to head back to the rebellion hideout…take care old friend,” said George. Now we go to the Skull Lords headquarters where Evil Dino-Skeleton and Moeguya were having a conversation. “Master it is so great that you are alive again,” said Evil Dino-Skeleton. “Thanks for bring me back to life….so what did I miss,” asked Moeguya. “Basically The Changers are leading a revolt, we battled an alien race called the Nods, and we’ve been fighting the Buckyism rebellion,” said Evil Dino-Skeleton. “So there are still followers of Buckyism eh…there won’t be for long….now then…we must head to Toon city…I have a big announcement to make to my citizens,” said Moeguya. “What announcement is that master,” asked Evil Dino-Skeleton. “I’m back,” said Moeguya. Moeguya then began to laugh evilly. 

Now we go to Rocky Hyrax was sitting in his office doing some paperwork when an unexpected visitor paid Rocky Hyrax a visit. Burn the leader of the Phoenix Monks entered Rocky Hyrax’s office with a message to all Toons. “Look I maybe a member of the Toon council…but what do you mean you’ve found a way to permanently kill a Toon,” asked Rocky Hyrax. “It’s simple….we’ve created a virus…the old stories that a Toon can never die are so false…and you’re the first person to test my new virus,” said Burn. Burn then sprayed a mist on Rocky Hyrax and after Rocky Hyrax was sprayed he began to feel very sick. “Soon our dream of a Toon free world will come true,” said Burn. Burn then began to laugh evilly. It looks like the Phoenix Monks have proven that they are still a threat not only to our heroes but the Skull Lords as well!

After the virus that can kill Toons was released by the Phoenix Monks it spread quickly. Millions of Toons were infected with the virus and even the co-leader of the Skull Lords Evil Dino-Skeleton became infected with the virus. Rick Rooster was working on a cure for the virus but to no prevail. But luckily, George summoned Charlie the Genie to grant three wishes. George’s first wish was to create a cure for the virus that was killing all the Toons. The first wish was granted. George’s second wish was for more food and water. The second wish was granted. George’s final wish was that the rebellion army could have more advance weapons. George’s final wish was granted. Ga Nod also tried to ask Charlie the Genie to bring back his people but Charlie the Genie told Ga Nod he couldn’t grant Ga Nod’s wish because Charlie the Genie only deals with the affairs of earthlings. It seems the future wars continue but we can only hope that our heroes can win this war once and for all!

THE END!


Dawn of The Lost Worlds of Buckstevenson: Part 3!

Now we go to the Phoenix Monks Temple. “Here we are my lord, our new home,” said General Toast. General Toast was a security guard from the real world who came to the Lost Worlds of Buckstevenson as a Phoenix Monk, he soon earned the rank as general of the Phoenix Knights. The Phoenix Knights are demons that are made out of fire, they wear armor and carry axes, and they are the soldiers for the Phoenix Monks. The Phoenix Knights were made by the Phoenix Monks using their supernatural powers. “General Toast, we must plan an attack on Battle Field, now get working,” yelled Burn. “Yes my lord,” said General Toast. 

Now we go back to our heroes were Mike Storm told them about the future of the Lost Worlds of Buckstevenson. “You mean this war may never end,” yelled Mr. Raccoon. “Well, maybe, that’s the whole reason I came to the past, to help end this war, and to change the future,” said Mike Storm. “We need an army, but where can we get help,” said Stork. “We must go to the greatest scientist in the all of the worlds, Professor Smith, he’ll know what to do,” said Mike Storm. “Where is Professor Smith,” asked Mr. Raccoon. “He lives on an asteroid orbiting Battle Field, we must go to him,” said Mike Storm. Professor Smith was a scientist from the Stork stories. Mike Storm went to go find Professor Smith, and the others went to explore Battle Field. 

Mike Storm went to ask for help from Professor Smith, and so he was going to an asteroid orbiting Battle Field (which was the home of Professor Smith). Mike Storm soon found Professor Smith’s house. Mike Storm soon knocked on his door. Professor Smith answered the door. “Who are you,” asked Professor Smith. “Hi, I’m with some people who want you to help in this war, and we need your scientific knowledge to help us,” said Mike Storm. “Well, I was asked by the Skull Order to help them, but, I’m really not interested in helping you so, good bye,” said Professor Smith. “Wait, the Skull Order are the bad guys, if you help us you will let the good guys win this war,” said Mike Storm. “Look, why I’m I so special to you anyway,” asked Professor Smith. 

Mike Storm showed him his robotic arm. “I lost my arm in the future, but your robot company made this arm for me, and someday in the near future you would be one of the most successful scientists in the Lost Worlds,” said Mike Storm. “Alright, I’ll help you, let me just get my things,” said Professor Smith. Soon Professor Smith brought with him, his lab monkey Bilbo, his fusing remote control, and a chemical called “Formula M”. Now our Mike Storm and Professor Smith flew back to Battle Field. Now Professor Smith is going to help our heroes. What will happen next? Nobody Knows!

The Courtship of Spotty’s Daughter (Short Story Version)!

Our story begins at Spotty’s house where Spotty was sleeping on the couch and Spotty Jr. was doing his homework. Just then Spotty heard a knock on the front door. Spotty awoke and went to answer the door. Spotty would have a surprise visitor at his door. Spotty opened the door to see a young girl mutt that looked a lot like him. “Hello miss, what’s up,” asked Spotty. “Hey…are you Spotty…my name is Heather…I’m like your daughter or something,” said Heather. “What do you mean by daughter,” asked Spotty. Spotty then saw that Heather had a suitcase and Heather basically looked like a goth kid. “Okay, you can come inside and we’ll call your real parents…Heather, that’s your name right,” asked Spotty. “Whatever,” said Heather. Heather, Spotty, and Spotty Jr. were soon eating dinner at the dinner table together. “So dad…this goth kid might be my older sister or something,” asked Spotty Jr. “Son…this goth kid claims to be my daughter, I have no proof if she is my daughter,” said Spotty. “But dad, even through the makeup she looks like a female version of you,” said Spotty Jr. “So I have three brothers altogether now I guess right,” asked Heather. “Look Heather…I may remember the day you were born…but I thought when me and your possible mother put you up for adoption you found a good home,” said Spotty. “I lived in five foster homes and was molested at age eight…you wonder why I’m a goth,” said Heather. “Look, tomorrow we’ll do a DNA test and see if you’re really my daughter or if you are just bugging us,” said Spotty. “Wait a minute, you said you have three bothers…I’m one of those three brothers right,” asked Spotty Jr. “Yes…one brother lives with a rich family while the other is in jail…I guess you have a pretty good life here,” asked Heather. “So are you my younger or older sister,” asked Spotty Jr. “I am the same age as you butt munch,” said Heather. Now we go to the next day and Spotty and Heather went to the hospital to do a DNA test to see if Heather is really Spotty’s biological daughter. 

It’s a girl! Heather is Spotty’s biological daughter as the DNA test results show. Spotty was now has to figure out what to do with Heather, so he calls Heather’s biological mom Penny Greyhound. “We have a daughter…but I thought we put up the other three children up for adoption,” cried Penny Greyhound. “Look Penny, Heather is a nutcase…but she’s our daughter, I have DNA results that prove it…I just need your help to figure out what we can do with her,” said Spotty. “Look, me and Beardy can’t take our daughter, we don’t have enough room and money…I guess she needs to live with you,” said Penny Greyhound. “But I already have Spotty Jr. and we both agreed that we would only take care of one of our children, I can’t take on two of them,” said Spotty. “I’m sorry Spotty…but I don’t mean to sound like a bad mom…but she’s your problem...remember to pay child support, good night Spotty,” said Penny Greyhound. Penny Greyhound hung up the phone. “Damn it….now I got two mouths to feed, what am I going to do,” said Spotty to himself. Spotty thought long and hard about what to do with Heather. He decided that he would raise Heather and Heather would live in Spotty’s house. Life went on as normal and Spotty now is a father of two. Heather and Spotty Jr. began to form a good relationship and Spotty Jr. loves his sister even though they don’t always get along. Spotty also began to love his daughter and Heather finally had a loving family she always wanted. And yes Heather is still a goth kid!