“Hello and welcome to the KWE, I’m Jack Sports and with me is my co-color commentator Dr. Wrestling, today’s matches are…,” cried Jack Sports. Just then from up above, the Super Dudes landed in the ring. Super Dude then demanded a microphone. “Hello, my name is Super Dude, I’m a famous superhero and this is my team the Super Dudes, now since we are taking a day off from crime fighting I issue a challenge to any KWE wrestler who wants to face us in the ring,” cried Super Dude. Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly then came out of the backstage area with a microphone in his hands. “Super Dude, this isn’t your world it’s mine, and about you facing my wrestlers…I accept…I one condition…I make the matches while you face the people I pick, this will truly be a battle of the ages…the KWE vs. The Super Dudes, and I vow the KWE will kick your ass,” yelled Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. “It’s on,” cried Super Dude. “Wow for the first time ever the KWE vs. The Super Dudes…now hold on I’m receiving information on tonight’s matches…our first match will be Young One vs. Pump Daddy, also we’ll have a super villain battle royal, plus we’ll have Super Dudette vs. Kelly JJ, and our main event will be Super Dude vs. Kazam, hold on folks cause here we go,” yelled Jack Sports. Now we see Young One walking down to the ring with Fat Lazy Karate Teacher by his side. Now we see Pump Daddy walking down to the ring with Scott Superstar by his side. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Young One then punched Pump Daddy and then flew up and kicked him in the face. While the match was going on Fat Lazy Karate Teacher was arguing with Scott Superstar. Young One then used a piledriver on Pump Daddy and then he pinned him. “1, 2, 3, ring the bell,” yelled the referee. “Wow Young One won the match…but hold on folks…it now seems Young One and Fat Lazy Karate Teacher are brawling inside the ring with Pump Daddy and Scott Superstar,” yelled Jack Sports. Soon Young One and Fat Lazy Karate Teacher and Pump Daddy and Scott Superstar were beating each other up in the ring. Just then the lights in the KWE arena turned off. And when the lights came back…Reaper stood alone in the ring with a microphone in his hand. “Mortals, the Super Dudes and the KWE’s universes may have crossed but let this fact be known, I know how to stop the Super Dudes and I’ll have a surprise attack during one of the next matches tonight…mark my words, the Super Dudes will Rest…In…Peace,” yelled Reaper. The lights in the KWE Arena soon turned off and when they turned back on Reaper was gone. “Wow, what’s going to happen next…stay tuned,” yelled Jack Sports.
“Welcome back, now we have a super villain battle royal featuring some of the Super Dudes greatest enemies,” yelled Jack Sports. “I still wonder why the enemies of the Super Dudes would want to take part in these events, but I guess it doesn’t really matter because it’ll be a great show,” yelled Dr. Wrestling. Now we see Color Man, Roncor, Night Watch, Dr. Duck, Komodo King, Boogie Man, Robo-Spotty 4.0, the Keeper, Satan, Raptor Claw, and Hypno walked down to the ring. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Soon all the villains eliminated themselves from the battle royal and Satan was the only one left in the ring. “Wow, it seems Satan one the battle royal in a villainous way, but….,” yelled Jack Sports. Just then the lights in the KWE arena turned off and when they turned back on Reaper was standing inside the ring with Satan. Soon Satan and Reaper began fighting each other. Satan then used the Knockout Touch (Reaper’s finishing move) on Reaper and Reaper was soon knocked out. “See you all in hell,” cried Satan. Satan then fled the scene. “Wow that was weird, now we have to take a quick break but we’ll be back,” yelled Jack Sports.
“Now we go to Super Dudette vs. Kelly JJ,” yelled Jack Sports. Now we see Super Dudette walking down to the ring with Super Mutt by her side. Now we see Kelly JJ walking down to the ring with Fatty Sammy by her side. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Kelly JJ then attacked Super Dudette and out of fear Super Dudette used her heat vision on Kelly JJ. Kelly JJ was soon burnt and then the referee rang the bell. “It seems Super Dudette is disqualified because she used her heat vision, it seems Kelly JJ won the match but is seriously wounded,” yelled Jack Sports. Just as paramedics took Kelly JJ away, Fatty Sammy began to beat up Super Dudette. Super Mutt then bit Fatty Sammy in the butt and took off her short shorts. Fatty Sammy ran out of the ring and everyone in the KWE Arena began to laugh. “Wow now that’s embarrassing, it’s finally time for our main event Super Dude vs. Kazam, so keep watching and we’ll be back,” yelled Jack Sports.
“Now it’s our main event Super Dude vs. Kazam, two legends facing each other for the first time, let’s watch,” yelled Jack Sports. Now we see Super Dude walking down to the ring with R-Man by his side. Now we see Kazam walking down to the ring with BWK by his side. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Just before the match started the lights in the KWE arena turned off and when they turned back on there was a huge piece of Rainbow Rock in the ring. “Oh no, it’s Super Dude’s weakness Rainbow Rock, which is also the weakness of Super Spotty, I bet Reaper put the Rainbow Rock in the ring,” yelled Dr. Wrestling. Super Dude then suddenly became ill due to the Rainbow Rock and Kazam then kicked Super Dude in the nuts. Kazam then pinned Super Dude. “1, 2, 3, ring the bell,” yelled the referee. Soon paramedics carried Super Dude out of the ring. “Well this end tonight’s event, it will truly be historic because all of the wrestlers in the KWE managed to be strong enough to go one on one with the Super Dudes, I’m Jack Sports…good night folks,” yelled Jack Sports. Now we go to the office of Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. Soon there was a knock on Mr. Manly’s door. “Come in,” said Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. Soon Raptor Claw walked into Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly’s office. “Hello Pete, where’s the money you owe me,” asked Raptor Claw. “I’ll give you the money when I can,” cried Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. “You said you would have my money ready by today,” yelled Raptor Claw in anger. “Could we maybe make a deal…,” screamed Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. Raptor Claw then shut Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly’s office door. “Sorry, we’ll folks good…hold it….wait this can’t be correct….Raptor Claw co-owns the KWE…what the…good night folks and…this can’t be true…what’s…,” cried Jack Sports.
The End!
