Sunday, October 6, 2013

Faterella: The Original Version Part 6!


Now we go to Prince Charming who is talking to Riddle Fox in his bedroom. “Riddle Fox, exactly how long will I stay like this?  I could meet my bride tonight,” said Prince Charming. “Don’t worry you’ll be fine, and hey, if this girl truly loves you, she’ll love you for you,” said Riddle Fox. “But it’s the real me I’m really afraid of and I hope I’ll never see that side of me again,” said Prince Charming. “Don’t be afraid.  Remember, you’re not a monster,” said Riddle Fox. Then Riddle Fox hugs Prince Charming. “I have to see how your sister’s doing.  I bet she’s feeling the same way you are,” said Riddle Fox. “Thanks old friend. You’ve been so helpful,” said Prince Charming. Riddle Fox smiles and leaves Prince Charming’s bedroom. Prince Charming sighs and continues to get ready for the ball.

There is a long road leading to the Charming Castle. Nick and Faterella continue their way to the ball. Nick and Faterella are walking to Charming Castle when Nick stops Faterella in front of the castle gate. “Faterella, I think the ball is full of rich people.  I think I should quickly teach you how to be fancy, and heck you maybe even popular,” said Nick.

During the time before the ball, Nick teaches Faterella how to ballroom dance, Nick teaches Faterella how to speak properly, and Nick teaches Faterella how to act like a lady.  Nick puts a plate of Buffalo wings on one side of a table and a Salad on the other side of the table. When Faterella reaches for the Buffalo wings, Nick’s slaps Faterella’s hand. Faterella tries to get the Buffalo wings and Nick’s slaps Faterella’s hand again.  Faterella tries to grab the Buffalo wings again, but Nick slaps Faterella’s hand again. Then Faterella punches Nick in the face and Nick falls to the ground. “Sorry,” said Faterella. Nick and Faterella do their secret handshake.  Nick and Faterella give each other a high-five. Nick and Faterella stand at the front gate of Charming Castle waiting in line to enter the Charming ball. Finally it’s almost time for the Charming ball.

Outside the castle grounds, Nick and Faterella are just about to enter the ball.  Nick stops to ponder a thought.  Nick thinks that Faterella should have a new name for her new look.  Nick glances over at a cinder block at the bottom of the castle wall.  He says to himself, “I think Faterella’s new name should be Cinderella.”  What a twist! And by the way, they were escorted to the front of the line to get into the ball because of Faterella’s new looks.  As they say, hot girls get what they want.  I also forgot to mention Faterella and Nick’s stepmother and stepsisters have made their way to the ball also. 

Cinderella (Faterella) walks into the ball and all the guys were checking Cinderella out. “Time for me to hit the buffet…time for some real food,” said Nick. Prince Charming and Alfred Charming are talking to a bunch of girls when Prince Charming eyes catch Cinderella (Faterella) walking towards him. “Alfred, do you she her?  Wow, that’s one hot woman,” said Prince Charming.  “Well, ask her to dance with you…she’s all yours, brother,” said Alfred Charming. “Excuse me ladies, but I have to go,” cried Prince Charming. Prince Charming runs over to Cinderella. Cinderella and Prince Charming begin to flirt with each other. “So, what’s your name?” asked Prince Charming. “My name is Fa…I mean Cinderella.  I’m an occasional supermodel and have appeared in many magazines,” said Cinderella. “You sure are beautiful,” said Prince Charming. “Wow, you’re the first guy who’s ever thought I was beautiful,” said Cinderella. “Those other guys must be blind then.  Why does no one think you’re beautiful?  I mean you said you are a model,” asked Prince Charming. “Oh, I lied about being a model. I’m actually a farmer’s daughter.  I just wanted to impress you,” said Cinderella. “Just talking with you and looking at you impresses me,” said Prince Charming. “How sweet.  My brother was wrong about you.  You are a nice man,” said Cinderella. Music begins to play and Prince Charming pulls out his hand. “Want to dance with me?” asked Prince Charming. “I’d love to,” said Cinderella. Prince Charming and Cinderella are dancing together and for the first time in her life, Faterella isn’t exhausted from dancing.  Nick continues to eat at the buffet.  He is enjoying some peanuts and drinking some punch. “Wow, Faterella and Prince Charming dancing together!! I thought I’d never see the day, but man if Prince Charming knew who she really was it would be even funnier,” said Nick to himself. Oh don’t worry Nick…secrets will soon be revealed!

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