“Hello, I’m Larry Sports and
with me is my co-color commentator Mr. Safari, and today’s matches are Chief
Kay Crossbow vs. Jackhammer Jack, San Luis Potosí vs. Thrash, and our main event Bad
News M.C. vs. Smasher Dasher in a hardcore match, boy this is going to be a
great night of high impact wrestling,” yelled Larry Sports. “Rumor has it that
the BWC recently started a talent exchange with the KWE…so we better look out
for KWE wrestlers wrestling in the BWC,” yelled Mr. Safari. “So wait, KWE
wrestlers are now crossing over into the BWC due to a talent exchange…I bet we
are on the wrong end of the deal…but let’s start our first match,” yelled Larry
Sports. Now we see Chief Kay Crossbow dancing down to the ring in a Native
American-like fashion. Now we see Jackhammer Jack walking down to the ring
carrying a jackhammer. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Jackhammer Jack began
punching Chief Kay Crossbow and then Jackhammer Jack kicked Chief Kay Crossbow
in the nuts. Chief Kay Crossbow fell to the ground. Jackhammer Jack then pinned
Chief Kay Crossbow. “1, 2…,” yelled the referee. Chief Kay Crossbow kicked out
and then Chief Kay Crossbow pulled out his tomahawk. Chief Kay Crossbow then
hit Jackhammer Jack with his tomahawk. Chief Kay Crossbow was soon disqualified
for hitting Jackhammer Jack with the tomahawk. “Wow, due to a disqualification
by Chief Kay Crossbow, Jackhammer Jack won the match, well we have to take a
quick break, but we’ll be back real soon,” yelled Larry Sports.
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