Binky Bear
and Donny the Duck were at work at Mr. Hunter’s Pies restaurant. “Man, we haven’t had a
customer for weeks now,” said Binky Bear. “Yah, so what do you want to do until
customers get here,” asked Donny the Duck. “Let’s go be dicks to the interns,”
said Binky Bear. Binky Bear and Donny Duck soon began bullying and bossing the
three interns around. The three interns’ names are Waddles the Penguin, Bob Nerdy, and
Where’s Bug and those
three interns are actually friends of Binky Bear and Donny Duck. “Why are you
guys treating us like this, all we wanted was to learn a craft,” cried Waddles
the Penguin. “Yah, I’m missing hours of World of Warcraft for this internship,”
said Bob Nerdy. “Sorry, but we’re your bosses and we can do whatever we want to
you,” said Donny Duck. “Oh shit…here comes Wolf,” cried Binky Bear. Just then Binky and Donny’s
supervisors Wolf and Fearsome the Alligator and they looked angry. “You
two…stop bullying the interns, besides…we are the only bullies in this
restaurant,” said Wolf. “Yah…so you losers get back to work or you’ll be
fired,” said Fearsome the Alligator. “But there’s no customers and we’re
bored,” said Donny Duck. Just then three customers entered the restaurant and
they were Snow White the Viking, Pigeon, and Brabe the Dog. “Hi, welcome to Mr.
Hunter’s Pies may I take your order,” asked Binky Bear. “Yah, we all like some
secret recipe apple pie and three sodas,” said Snow White the Viking. “And a
bowl of soup for me,” said Brabe the Dog. “Okay that’ll be $10.50,” said Binky
Bear. Snow White paid Binky Bear and Snow White the Viking, Pigeon, and Brabe
the Dog sat down at booth in the restaurant. Just then Donny heard something
outside. “Hey guys, there’s a gay pride parade outside,” said Donny Duck.
Everyone in the restaurant looked out the window and began to watch the gay
pride parade. Participating in the gay pride parade were legendary gay couples
such as The Dragon & The Giant, Ant & Dog, Coo-Coo Bird & Dingo, Toad
& Mouse who have lived in the town for years. “Man I never knew Coo-Coo
Bird was gay…now I finally get why he looked at me in the shower in the Y.M.C.A
locker room…oh god,” cried Donny Duck. Just then Binky’s crush Cindy Mitchell walked into the restaurant.
“Hey guys, I’m here helping the gay pride parade because my brother’s gay and
this state doesn’t allow gay marriage, so do you want to sign a petition to
make gay marriage legal in this state,” asked Cindy Mitchell. “Sure, I’ll
sign…I have nothing against gay people,” said Binky Bear. “I’ll sign
too…because I hate governor Lion,” said Donny Duck. Binky and Donny
signed Cindy’s petition and just then Wolf walked towards her. F.Y.I Wolf also
has a secret crush on Cindy Mitchell. “Hey Cindy, after work I’m throwing a
party, we got beer,” said Wolf. “Yah, it’s going to be the greatest party
ever,” said Fearsome the Alligator. Feeling jealous that Wolf is flirting with
Cindy…Binky says something he’ll later regret. “Cindy, I’m also throwing a bad
ass party at my house…my parents are in Vegas for the weekend so I have the
place to myself,” said Binky. “When does your party start Binky,” asked Cindy.
“Oh…7 o’clock,” said Binky. “Great, see you at your party,” said Cindy. Cindy
then left and Wolf tapped Binky on the shoulder. “Look buddy, I would kick your
ass but I thought of something, I’ll go to your party and watch you embarrass
yourself in front of Cindy I’ll be there, see ya at seven,” said Wolf. “What
have I done,” said Binky to himself. Now Binky has to throw a party at his
house before his parents return from Vegas. We can only hope it’ll be a really
cool party or else Binky will be made fun of for life!
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