Monday, August 4, 2014

Chapter 1 Free Preview: Silly Squad’s Silly-Mart!


Silly Squad INC. was the #1 entertainment company of its class. They still do entertaining at birthday parties, TV shows, movies, internet clips, merchandising, a theme park, and “The Silly Squad Channel” which is a subscription video on demand television service and it now has over 200,000 subscribers. They own Shekys INC., True Funny INC., Bros. Ink, and Lixey Bros. Studios which at a time were their biggest rivals. Soon Silly Squad INC.’s CEO Flea-Boy the Clown announced that Silly Squad INC. is now a public company and trades on the NYSE. Flea-Boy the Clown’s vision of making people laugh is now one of the most successful corporations in the world today. Now we go to a business meeting being held by Flea-Boy the Clown and at the meeting were the founding employees. “Gentlemen, Silly Squad INC. is currently a very powerful company, I think we need to expand into other fields of business, do you know what that business is,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “A theme park,” said Spotty. “You dumbass we already have a theme park, I’m talking about starting a chain of large, discount department stores, like Wal-Mart or Target, that’s where the money’s at, so that’s why I’m going to make Silly-Mart and rake in some more money,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “But we’re an entertainment company why do we need to compete with the retail business,” asked Igor. “Guys you’re missing the big picture here, this company could do anything, when I started out I only had a nickel to my name, now I’m a billionaire, Silly Squad INC. could use more money, so let’s build some Silly-Mart stores all over the country and then the world,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “So where would this Silly-Mart be,” asked Lenny the Leopard.  “We are building five stores and they will be complete in a week, so, let there be Silly-Mart,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. And soon Silly-Mart opened their first five stores and by the end of the month, Silly-Mart had over 1,000 stores all over the United States and soon Silly-Mart started killing small businesses. What have the Silly Squad done now!

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