Scene G
FADE IN.
INT. BUCKY’S BEDROOM-DAY
(BUCKY BUTLER, SPOTTY, SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE, AMY
SUPERSIZE, PELICAN KING, LOUIE LEPRECHAUN)
SPOTTY, SNAPPER THE
SNAPPING TURTLE, LOUIE LEPRECHAUN, AND PELICAN KING BEGIN PULLING AMY SUPERSIZE
BY HER ARMS TRYING TO GET HER OUT OF BUCKY’S CLOSET.
SUDDENLY SPOTTY,
SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE, LOUIE LEPRECHAUN AND PELICAN KING YANKED AMY
SUPERSIZE OUT OF THE CLOSET AND SHE THEN FLIES OUT AND LANDS ON TOP OF SPOTTY.
AMY SUPERSIZE
Wow, that was a workout!
SPOTTY
(MOANING) Help! She’s crushing me!
Get her off! She’s weighs a ton!
SNAPPING THE SNAPPING
TURTLE AND PELICAN KING THEN HELP AMY SUPERSIZE GET UP AND SPOTTY SLOWLY BEGINS
TO STAND UP.
SPOTTY
Oh man, it smelled like old cheese
under there. Have you ever taken a bath,
Amy?
BUCKY BUTLER
Alright, now that the gang’s all here,
let’s do some improv. Spotty, I need
suggestions.
Where’s a setting that can fit in this
room?
SPOTTY
A comedy club!
BUCKY BUTLER
No, improv shows are usually performed
in comedy
clubs. How about inside an airplane, I
haven’t
written a sketch set inside an airplane
before. Now, Spotty give each of our
performers
an occupation.
SPOTTY
Okay, how about Snapper the Snapping Turtle
is a banker, Louie Leprechaun is a
baseball
player, Pelican King is a radio DJ, and
Amy
Supersize is a flight attendant.
BUCKY BUTLER
Alright, now performers name your
occupations!
SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE
Banker.
LOUIE LEPRECHAUN
Baseball player.
PELICAN KING
A super villain!
BUCKY BUTLER
No, I know your really a super villain,
but
in the scene you’re a—
PELICAN KING
A powerful and deadly super villain!
BUCKY BUTLER
Fine, you know what, it’s imoprov so
do what you want. So you’re inside an
airplane
and action!
AMY SUPERSIZE, SNAPPER THE
SNAPPING TURTLE, PELICAN KING, AND LOUIE LEPRECHAUN ARE JUST STANDING STILL
BUCKY BUTLER
Do something!
SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE
Do what?
BUCKY BUTLER
Anything you want!
AMY SUPERSIZE
When do we start?
BUCKY BUTLER
Right now!
AMY SUPERSIZE
Lunch break, anyone!
BUCKY BUTLER
Good! I like where this scene is
going! Keep it
up!
AMY SUPERSIZE
No, actually, I was just wondering if
we could just break for lunch. I’m
hungry.
LOUIE LEPRECHAUN
Yeah, let’s break for lunch! Let’s
take five,
people!
PELICAN KING
Anyone feel like seafood! My treat!
AMY SUPERSIZE, SNAPPER THE
SNAPPING TURTLE, PELICAN KING, AND LOUIE LEPRECHAUN EXIT THE SCENE THROUGH THE
CLOSET
BUCKY BUTLER
What just happened?
SPOTTY
It appears your cast went on their
lunch break. So no scene for you!
BUCKY BUTLER
Man, now I’ll never get my sketch
written!
SPOTTY
Well, I’m starving, too. Do you want to grab something
to eat?
BUCKY BUTLER
Yeah, alright let’s grab some lunch!
BUCKY BUTLER GETS UP FROM
HIS CHAIR AND BEGINS HIS EXIT WHILE SPOTTY FOLLOWS BEHIND HIM
Wait a minute. You’re not real.
Why in the heck do you need to eat.
SPOTTY
No time, me hungry, just think up some
food for me to eat.
FADE
OUT.
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