“The Lunar Losers” Comic Book Script Page 1!

                  PAGE ONE (FOUR PANELS)

PANEL 1: A huge spaceship is floating in deep space.

PANEL 2: Inside the huge spaceship small bigheaded aliens are running away from gunfire.

SFX: BANG!

PANEL 3: Paul Ziser, a buff African-American middle-aged man wearing a prison uniform while holding two big guns, and Roncor, an orange skinned half lizard and half dog hybrid alien creature, are attacking the small bigheaded aliens inside their spaceship.

PAUL ZISER: We ain’t going back to jail!

PANEL 4: Paul Ziser points his gun directly at one of the small bigheaded aliens.

PAUL ZISER: We’re sorry you’re all going to die just because shit happens you know!