My Pillow Guy Parody (Second City Class Sketch)

A couple is lying in bed together with the husband feeling uncomfortable.

WIFE
Honey, can’t sleep again?

HUSBAND
It’s this pillow. It’s not soft enough.

MY PILLOW GUY (O.S.)
Did somebody say that there pillow isn’t soft enough?

The My Pillow Guy enters the couple’s bedroom and the couple looks interested.

HUSBAND
Who are you?

MY PILLOW GUY
I’m the inventor of the My Pillow. The softest pillow ever!

HUSBAND
Softest pillow ever! Can I try it?

MY PILLOW GUY
No! It’s My Pillow!

HUSBAND
What?

MY PILLOW GUY
Only I get to use My Pillow because it’s MY Pillow!

WIFE
Don’t you have like an entire factory making your pillows?

MY PILLOW GUY
All those pillows are mine! And these pillows are mine!

My Pillow Guy takes the couple’s pillows and the husband gets up out of bed.

HUSBAND
Hey pal those pillows belong to us!

MY PILLOW GUY
No they’re my pillows! Mine! So back off!

HUSBAND
Okay, geez take them.

My Pillow Guy runs out of the room with all of the pillows. As the couple looks confused.

MY PILLOW GUY (O.S.)
So remember! My Pillow is my pillow! No one else can have it because it’s mine!

END