Lrst94 Improv Bits 2022 Part 4

Lrst94’s Dog Show: Bucky and The Bulldog

SPOTTY AND STORK’S FATHER/SON PICNIC!

During a hot summer day, Spotty and Stork were attending a father/son picnic with Spotty bringing his son Spotty Jr. and Stork brining his nephew Zach. Spotty’s daughter Heather also came along with Beardy and Uncle Scotty. Spotty was setting up while Heather and Spotty Jr. were on their iPads. “Hey kids, would you please help me for set up for this father/son picnic?” asked Spotty. “I’m good,” said Spotty Jr. “And I’m your daughter, not son, so I shouldn’t even be here,” said Heather. Spotty sighed and continued setting up. Meanwhile, Stork was also setting up while Zach was listening to music. “Hey Zach, can you help me set up for the father/son picnic?” asked Stork. “I’m your nephew, not your son. Listening to Metallica right now,” said Zach. “Damn it,” said Stork to himself. 

Elsewhere in the park but nearby Spotty’s picnic table, Beardy was punching a punching bag while his Uncle Scotty watched. Beardy was very winded and tired. “Uncle Scotty, can I stop doing this?” asked Beardy. “Keep training me boy! I want to win the father/son picnic games ya know,” yelled Uncle Scotty. “But you’re my uncle, not my dad,” said Beardy. “And where’s your dad’s deadbeat ass right now?” asked Uncle Scotty. “I’ll shut up and train,” said Beardy. “That’s me boy,” said Uncle Scotty. Spotty, Heather, and Spotty Jr. were eating sandwiches together while Stork was grilling hamburgers and hotdogs. 

Then at a nearby gazebo, Mayor Mole and his assistant Deer were standing inside with Mayor Mole holding a microphone. “Attention, Attention please. Welcome to the 103rd HuntingBurg Father/Son Picnic. Today’s beer sponsor is Roddy the drunk’s Brew, and we have many food venders here as well, like Mr. Big’s and McSpeedy’s. And let’s give it up to our DJ famous rapper Sammy T. Now that we have gotten all that out of the way, it’s time to let the games begin,” yelled Mayor Mole. But before the festivities could continue, it started to rain. Deer whispered into Mayor Mole’s ear and Mayor Mole gulped and got back on his microphone after hearing what Deer told him. “The 103rd HuntingBurg Father/Son is cancelled because of rain. Everyone go home, no refunds, later,” said Mayor Mole. 

Soon the rain grew into a massive thunderstorm, then rapidly became a hurricane. Everyone was fleeing the park, but not Spotty and Stork. “We have to figure out what is causing this storm. Stork come with…,” said Spotty. “It’s Coyote and Insane Dog Catcher, they are on top of the gazebo with some kind of weather control device,” said Stork. “But I wanted to figured who did it! Let’s stop them!” yelled Spotty. Spotty and Stork quickly rushed over towards the gazebo where Coyote and Insane Dog Catcher were using the weather controlling device. “I love ruining other people’s fun,” said Coyote. “Yeah, say after this could we go get something get some pizza?” said Insane Dog Catcher. “We’re not friends you know, we’re just working together out of convenience,” said Coyote. “Oh, okay. Could you loan me some money?” asked Insane Dog Catcher. “No,” said Coyote. “Oh come on dude, you’re a billionaire for Christ’s sake,” cried Insane Dog Catcher. “And I didn’t become a billionaire through charity,” said Coyote. Spotty and Stork got in a fighting stance but before they could attack Coyote and Insane Dog Catcher, the police arrived onto the scene. “It’s over you two! Surrender or we’ll shoot you both on sight,” said a police officer. “Dude,” said Spotty. “What, I thought you hated them,” said the police officer. “Well yeah but I wouldn’t shoot them,” said Spotty. 

And so, the police defeated and arrested Coyote and Insane Dog Catcher. “Well, I’ll be out in a few weeks. Being a billionaire means I get the best lawyers,” said Coyote. “Oh, I’m so going to testify against you in court,” said Insane Dog Catcher. Spotty and Stork sat at the gazebo depressed when Spotty Jr., Heather, and Zach walked over. “We called the cops by the way,” said Spotty Jr. “So you’re welcome,” said Zach. “Well, I didn’t get to face off with my foe, the park is a mess, and everything is wet,” said Spotty. “Yeah, this sucks, it’s the worst father/son picnic by a long shot,” said Stork. “Oh, and by the way, our iPads broke and we’re bored,” said Heather. “Awe, so you wanted to bond with your old man,” said Spotty. “And you Zach wanted to bond with your favorite uncle,” said Stork. Spotty Jr., Zach, and Heather began to burst out laughing. “Hell no,” said Spotty Jr. “Hey guys, I know there’s an arcade nearby. I want to play me some games,” said Zach. “Then what are we waiting for,” said Heather. Spotty Jr., Zach, and Heather were heading to the arcade while Spotty and Stork still sat together on the gazebo now even more depressed. “Why do I even bother being a father figure to Zach, if my sister weren’t a fugitive and Zach’s father being in prison…,” said Stork. “Hey, it could be worse,” said Spotty. “How?” asked Stork. Spotty pointed at Beardy pushing a wagon filled with rocks and Uncle Scotty on top whipping him. “I don’t want a loser, I want me a winner, keep moving,” yelled Uncle Scotty. “But Uncle Scotty, the picnic is cancelled,” said Beardy. “Oh, we ain’t training for this picnic, we’re training for next year’s, and the year after that, and the year after that and the year…,” yelled Uncle Scotty. “No!” cried Beardy. After Beardy and Uncle Scotty moved away from the gazebo, Stork sighed and stood up. “Hey Spotty, want to go to Mike’s and grab a cold one?” asked Stork. “Only if you’re buying. Because seriously I think the kids took my wallet,” said Spotty. 

THE END!

THE ORIGINAL SUPER DUDES REUNITE!

In Action City at Super Dudes headquarters, Super Dude and Young One were hanging out during a lazy Sunday. Super Dude was reading a book while Young One playing a video game on video game console until the emergency alarm went off and they stopped what they were doing. “Sounds like the city is in trouble Young One,” said Super Dude. “Let’s go Super Dude,” yelled Young One. Super Dude and Young One flew out of their headquarters and rushed to see what was going on. It turns out that Evil Pig was destroying Action City again. Super Dude and Young One started to battle Evil Pig and easily defeated the giant monster. “Strange how easy it was to defeat Evil Pig,” said Young One. “Indeed, and something seems off about Action City,” said Super Dude. Just then, Super Spotty and Super Stork flew by our heroes. “Did you see that?” asked Young One. “I did, let’s go Young One,” said Super Dude. Super Dude and Young One followed Super Spotty and Super Stork to a nearby bank. Exiting the bank was Professor Smith piloting a huge mecha suit while carrying huge sacks of money. Super Spotty and Super Stork landed and started to battle Professor Smith. Super Dude and Young One watched the battle from a far. “Should we help them? Also is that Professor Smith piloting that mecha suit? And I thought he was an ally of Super Stork,” said Young One. “Hmmm, let me check something really quick,” said Super Dude. 

Super Dude flew away and rushed over to a newsstand. Super Dude purchased a newspaper at the newsstand and flew back over to the battle between Super Spotty and Super Stork vs. Professor Smith. Super Dude handed Young One the newspaper and pointed to the date. The date on the newspaper read 5/4/2002 and Young One was confused. “What, why? Why are you showing me this?” asked Young One. “We traveled through time, Young One. We’re in the year 2002. Let’s go back to the base, to do some calculations,” said Super Dude. Super Spotty and Super Stork defeated Professor Smith and destroyed his mecha suit in the process. The police arrived onto the scene and arrested Professor Smith while Super Spotty and Super Stork began to fly back to Super Dudes headquarters. “Hopefully we won’t have to face off against him for a while,” said Super Stork. “I should probably contact headquarters to tell them that we’re about to arrive,” said Super Spotty. 

Meanwhile at a control desk sat Cool Fox who was typing on a computer when the phone at his control desk rang. Cool Fox picked it up and began talking to Super Spotty over the phone. Elsewhere at Super Dude headquarters Super Dude and Young One had arrived there before Super Spotty and Super Stork. “This doesn’t feel like our headquarters, Super Dude,” said Young One. “It’s because we are in the past, Young One. You were only 7 years old then and I was…oh lord,” said Super Dude. “What, so we weren’t crime fighters yet, so what,” said Young One. “You don’t understand, before I became a superhero and a successful scientist, I was a janitor for the…,” said Super Dude. Suddenly Super Dude and Young One heard whistling down the hall as a skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude) was mopping by. Super Dude and Young One hid from the nerdy janitor as Young One slowly began to giggle. “Oh man, I forgot what a dork you used to be,” laughed Young One. “Takes one, to know one, nephew,” said Super Dude. “Oh yeah, I used to be a skinny nerd before I became a cool buff superhero too. Now what?” asked Young One. Super Stork and Super Spotty arrived as other Super Dude team members High Tech Nick, Super Steven and Super Holly came to greet them. “Welcome back you two. Now what’s this meeting about?” asked High Tech Nick. “Well, since crime is becoming more rampant in Action City, we thought it was time to recruit new members to the team,” said Super Spotty. “So, are we going to find new members or what?” asked Super Steven. “Well, more like create. Follow me,” said Super Stork. Cool Fox started to press a few buttons on his control desk when suddenly a cloning tube slowly began to elevate from the ground. Inside the cloning tube was Color Man. “Members, meet Color Man. A special kind of new member,” said Super Stork. “Wow, how did you create Color Man? And whose DNA did you clone him from?” asked Super Holly. “Color Man’s DNA came from a fallen soldier, and we combined his DNA a strange recently discovered mineral called Rainbow Rock,” said Super Stork. “So, what kinds of superpowers will Color Man have?” asked High Tech Nick. “We don’t know yet. We’ll just have to wait and see,” said Super Spotty. “In the meantime, we have a trainee member so let’s welcome to the team Fit Motivated Karate Teacher,” said Super Spotty. Then Fit Motivated Karate Teacher entered and began introducing himself to other members. In the distance, Super Dude and Young One watched as the Super Dude members of the past observed Color Man inside his clone tube. Young One grabbed Super Dude and slammed him against the wall. “Are you telling me that we created one of our greatest foes?” yelled Young One. “Look, we did create Color Man. And he was a Super Dudes member for a while before he went rouge,” said Super Dude. “And are you also telling me that at one point Fat Lazy Karate Teacher wasn’t fat or lazy? And on top he used to be that handsome and buff?” asked Young One. “Pretty much. He began to let himself go around when he discovered microwavable pizzas,” said Super Dude. “Who are you people,” cried a mysterious voice. Young One and Super Dude turned around to see the skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude) staring at them. “Oh shit,” said Super Dude. “Hey guys, two intruders have invaded Super Dudes headquarters,” yelled the skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude). 

Super Dude and Young One began arguing with the skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude) which got the attention of the other Super Dude members. Young One grabbed the skinny nerdy janitor and lifted him up in the air then threw him into a wall. Super Spotty rushed in and tackled Young One to the ground. “Who are you and who are you working for?” cried Super Spotty. “Look, we’re not your enemies here. It’s very simple, we’re from the future,” said Young One. “What do you mean you’re from the future and why we? Do you have a partner or something?” asked Super Spotty. “Yes, and I could really use his help right now,” cried Young One. But when Young One escaped Super Spotty’s grip, Super Dude was beginning to fade away. “What’s going on Super Dude?” asked Young One. Super Dude pointed to his past weaker janitor self and Young One had injured him. “Oh man, what have I done,” cried Young One. “Yes, my plan worked perfectly,” yelled a mysterious voice. Then Evil Dino-Skeleton made a grand entrance into Super Dudes headquarters. “This is my time to defeat the Super Dudes once and for all!” yelled Evil Dino-Skeleton. “Who are you? What are you?” asked Young One. Evil Dino-Skeleton started laughing and pointed at Young One. Young One looked at his hands and they were much skinner. “How do you think you and your uncle really traveled back in time? It was I that sent you back in time to prevent both of you from ever getting your superpowers. It appears that is the case, I succeed. Because goodbye hero and hello wimp,” laughed Evil Dino-Skeleton. “You won’t get away with this Evil…” cried Young One. But when Young One was talking his voice began to change. “Now, you still have time to save your uncle. But not much. Here’s my final wager, if you save your uncle in under 45 seconds, I will send you back to the future with everything intact. But if you lose, you’re my slave forever,” said Evil Dino-Skeleton. Young One rushed down to aid the skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude) and stared at Evil Dino-Skeleton. “You’re on,” yelled Young One. Young One picked up the skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude) and flew right out of Super Dudes headquarters. Young One rushed to the hospital while the past Super Dude members battle Evil Dino-Skeleton. Young One flew as fast as he could as the seconds rolled down the clock. Young One had three seconds left and before it was too late, Young One made it to the hospital. Young One admitted the injured skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude) to the hospital. Young One stared at the skinny nerdy janitor as he slowly began to fade away. “Thank you, mysterious stranger. You’re a hero,” said the skinny nerdy janitor (Past Super Dude). “I learned from the best. Goodbye uncle,” said Young One. Young One faded away as the injured skinny nerdy janitor was being carried in on a stretcher. 

After Young One faded away he suddenly awoke inside Super Dudes headquarters where he was before he left. Young One set down his video game control and walked over to Super Dude who was reading his book. Super Dude lowered his book and looked confused. “Is everything alright Young One?” asked Super Dude. “Hey uncle, what year is it?” asked Young One. “The year is 2022. Why do you ask?” asked Super Dude. Young One then embraced Super Dude and started to cry tears of joy. Young One let go of Super Dude as Super Dude still was very confused. “Everything alright?” asked Super Dude. “Yes, it is,” said Young One. The doorbell rang and Super Dude got up from his chair to answer the door. “Who’s at the door?” asked Young One. “Some old friends,” said Super Dude. Suddenly Super Spotty, Super Stork, Super Steven, Super Holly, Cool Fox, and High Tech Nick entered the Super Dudes headquarters. “We had a lot of catching up to do, so I’ll thought it would be fun to throw a party,” said Super Dude. Super Dude pressed a button on the wall and suddenly party decorations and party snacks appeared all around Super Dudes headquarters. “Oh yeah, let’s party,” yelled Super Spotty. As the party began and before Young One could join in, Super Dude took him aside and gave him a hug. “You did learn from the best kid. Thanks for saving my life way back there,” said Super Dude. “Wait you mean…oh to heck with that, let’s party,” said Young One. “Did someone say party?” yelled a mysterious voice. Super Dude and Young One turned around and saw Fat Lazy Karate Teacher holding a bottle of whiskey and wearing a party hat. “Still can’t believe how fit he was back in the day. What a shame,” said Young One. And so, the Super Dudes team members past and present partied on until the night. 

THE END!

THE ORIGIN OF IVAN THE CRUSHER

At Action City High School, where an independent wrestling event is being held with the main event between washed up wrestler Ivan the Crusher and up and coming wrestler Dean Deathlock. Now Ivan plays a Russian villain but was born in the United States. Of course, Ivan loses to Dean Deathlock in the main event and gets a small payout for his part. Ivan has suffered so many concussions during his wrestling career that he has CTE, and he is slowly beginning to believe he really is a Russian assassin. It was getting harder for Ivan to find work and he visited his former boss Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly who ran the powerhouse wrestling promotion KWE/BWC Wrestling. Ivan forced his way into Mr. Manly’s office much to the fright of Mr. Manly. “Ivan, what are you doing here? Don’t make me call the cops again,” cried Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. Ivan grabbed Mr. Manly and held him in the air. Ivan slowly began to choke Mr. Manly. “You screwed me over. I will get my revenge on you,” said Ivan the Crusher. Ivan then slammed Mr. Manly on his desk and fled the scene. Now the police are investigating the case of Ivan the Crusher. 

The case is being led by Action City Police Chief Lester BarnSwallow. Lester is accompanied by his brother-in-law and Channel 11 cameraman Hank Hunter, who is aiding Lester in his investigation. As Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly was being taken out on a stretcher as Lester and other police officers began to examine the crime scene. “Whoever this Ivan the Crusher is, he sure is strong,” said Lester BarnSwallow. “Did you say Ivan the Crusher?” yelled Hank Hunter. Lester turned around to face Hank. “You know him, Hank?” asked Lester BarnSwallow. “Yes, Ivan the Crusher is a wrestling legend. I thought he retired years ago,” said Hank Hunter. “Hmmm, so it makes sense for him to attack his former boss. But something still doesn’t feel quite right,” said Lester BarnSwallow. Lester saw a letter on the ground and started reading it. “I have a theory on where Ivan might be heading,” said Lester BarnSwallow. Now we go to a laboratory inside Henry Q. Corp headquarters where two of Henry Q. Corp’s top scientists, Dr. Hurt and Dr. Sumo, are experimenting on Ivan. “Hold still Ivan, this won’t take long,” said Dr. Hurt. “This experiment better work. I need to be stronger, faster, and powerful,” said Ivan the Crusher. “What we’re going to do to your body will probably make you stronger for sure,” said Dr. Sumo. “I don’t know if I can trust you Dr. Sumo, we are rivals you know,” said Ivan the Crusher. “What is he talking about?” asked Dr. Hurt. “I used to be a professional wrestler before I got into science. He was an in-ring rival, but come on dude, you know wrestling is fake, you can cut the crap now,” said Dr. Sumo. “Fake, I’m Ivan the Crusher, famous Russian wrestler, and assassin,” said Ivan the Crusher. “Okay and here we go,” said Dr. Hurt. “For Mother Russia!” yelled Ivan the Crusher. Soon Dr. Hurt and Dr. Sumo were injecting Ivan with chemicals, and they were also implanting robotic parts into his body. The experiment was a success and Ivan now was stronger than ever. “With these new powers, I shall rule the world! But first, time to get rid of you two,” said Ivan the Crusher. Ivan started to beat Dr. Hurt and Dr. Sumo to the point of serious injuries and near death. After beating up Dr. Hurt and Dr. Sumo, Ivan fled the laboratory. The police arrived on the scene to find the very injured Dr. Hurt and Dr. Sumo. Hank was filming all of it while Lester and the other officers begin to investigate the scene. “Call an ambulance, these to are almost near death. But we’ll need to interrogate them later,” said Lester. “Amazing, this can’t be just steroids alone, right? What have these two done to him?” asked Hank Hunter. 

Elsewhere in the dark alleyways of Action City, Ivan the Crusher was running around like a mad man destroying anything he can. Ivan spotted a bum on the ground and picked him up. “Weak, puny, bum. I’ll destroy you because I can,” said Ivan the Crusher. “You think you can stop me. While now, I guess you’re not a true Russian,” said the mysterious bum. Suddenly the bum pulled out an amulet and waved his hands. “I am no ordinary man. I’m Ras…I mean Dasputin. And I want to work with you, we can be allies and take over this city,” said Dasputin. “Dasputin, I accept you as an ally. Have any plans?” asked Ivan the Crusher. Dasputin grinned and started laughing evilly. Soon Ivan and Dasputin were causing chaos together in Action City which got the attention of The Gifted. The Gifted arrived onto the city streets where Ivan and Dasptuin were destroying property and people. “Who are those two?” asked Dr. Laser. “I don’t know who they are, Dr. Laser. But we better stop them,” said Dr. Strong. “Wait a minute, I recognize one of those villains,” said Ms. Giant. “What are you talking about, Ms. Giant?” asked Dr. Strong. “That’s Ivan the Crusher, I used to watch him wrestle on Saturday nights,” said Ms. Giant. “So were fighting a professional wrestler. But how did he get so damn strong?” asked Dr. Laser. “No time. Let’s fight!” said Dr. Strong. The Gifted started brawling with Ivan and Dasputin. At Action City Hospital, Lester BarnSwallow was interrogating Dr. Hurt and Dr. Sumo who were both recovering from their injuries. “Talk you two. Do you know where Ivan the Crusher is?” asked Lester BarnSwallow. “We don’t know where he went after he escaped the laboratory. All we know is he’s now a bigger threat than you think,” said Dr. Hurt. “And you two were planning on doing these experiments on other wrestlers weren’t you. I saw the letter that Dr. Sumo wrote to Mr. Manly,” said Lester BarnSwallow. “We were just under orders to do these experiments,” said Dr. Sumo. “Under orders by who?” asked Lester BarnSwallow. “X-Eye,” said Dr. Sumo. Lester slammed his fists against the wall and grabbed Dr. Sumo and lifted him up. “Where is X-Eye?” yelled Lester BarnSwallow. “I can’t tell you, Mr. BarnSwallow,” said Dr. Sumo. Before Lester could beat up Dr. Sumo, the hospital began to shake and quake. “What’s going on?” asked Lester. Hank who was in the hospital waiting room looks outside to see Ivan and Dasputin battling The Gifted. “Holy cow, I better get my camera,” cried Hank Hunter. 

As The Gifted were slowly beginning to defeat Ivan and Dasputin with Hank filming the final moments of the battle. Dasputin puts his cloak-like rags over Ivan and just like that both Ivan and Dasputin disappeared. Hank lowered his camera and began to walk over towards The Gifted members who were all exhausted after their battle with Ivan and Dasputin. “Where did they go?” asked Hank Hunter. Dr. Strong dusted himself off and looked up at the sky. “I have a funny feeling I know where those two went,” said Dr. Strong. Suddenly Ivan and Dasputin were outside in a blizzard near a fancy log cabin. Ivan dusted himself off and stood in confusion as he looked around this mysterious cold environment. Ivan shivering taps Dasputin on the shoulder. “Where are we?” asked Ivan the Crusher. “Home. We are home Ivan,” said Dasputin. Just then a helicopter landed, and X-Eye emerged from it to greet Ivan and Dasputin. “Welcome to Russia gentlemen. Let’s talk business shall we,” said X-Eye. Ivan was back in his motherland with a mysterious wizard and a famous supervillain. Ivan, an American born citizen who believes he’s Russian boarded the helicopter feeling quite scared and out of place. Maybe Ivan is regaining his memories. Or maybe it’s too late for the washed-up wrestler who now wants to take over the world.

THE END!

THE ORIGIN OF BLACK MAGIC

In the night clubs and theaters of Action City, there lived a struggling magician named Oliver T. Tool. All his life Oliver wanted to be a magician. Yet, he wasn’t a very good magician. No matter how much he practiced honing his craft, he still couldn’t perform a single magic trick right. Broke and desperate after yet another a failed audition, Oliver robbed a hardware store. After the owner of the hardware store called the cops on Oliver, Oliver stood alone in the rain with his gun in hand. Right then and there, Oliver committed suicide by shooting himself in the head. The cops found Oliver’s corpse ironically enough next to an abandoned magic shop. But our story doesn’t end here. Oliver suddenly awoke and saw three figures before him. And those three figures were Death Clown, Sator Wee, and the devil himself, Satan. “Oh, my lord! Who are you people?” cried Oliver. “You damn well know who I am. I’m Satan the ruler of Hell, and I want to make a deal with you,” said Satan. “What kind of a deal?” asked Oliver. Satan handed Oliver a medal and a chalice. “Wear the medal around your neck and drink from this chalice. And you will gain the powers of Black Magic,” said Satan. Oliver put the medal around his neck and drank from the chalice. Suddenly Oliver dirty old magician’s costume started to turn into a red sorcerer’s robe as the medal glowed bright red and Egyptian symbols started to cover it. After his transformation was complete, Oliver grew demon horns on his head and the rest of his body was zombified. “Oliver T. Tool is dead, and Black Magic has returned!” yelled Satan. Thus, like Satan said, Oliver is dead and Black Magic has returned. But what does Satan mean by returned? 

You see, Oliver wasn’t the first Black Magic. The Black Magic mantle gets passed around to every dead magician. After Satan took the previous Black Magic’s soul, he needed a new one to terrorize the mortal realm. And Oliver fit the bill quite nicely. Now, thanks to the dark arts, Oliver is the great magician he always wanted to be. Now Oliver T. Tool is Black Magic. Now Black Magic has two goals, terrorize mortals, and steal Goddiess’s legendary Green Axe. Two months later, Black Magic began to terrorize the citizens of Action City while also killing those who wronged him in life. Goddiess was flying above Action City when he received a message from Professor Faun. “Goddiess, meet me in the park now,” cried Professor Faun from the heavens. Goddiess flew to Action City Park and saw that Black Magic was holding Professor Faun hostage. “Let him go, or face the wrath of Goddiess,” said Goddiess. Black Magic began to laugh evilly as he slowly released Professor Faun. Professor Faun fled to Goddiess and hid behind him as Goddiess got into a fighting stance. “Who are you?” asked Goddiess. “I am Black Magic, and I want your Green Axe,” whispered Black Magic. Black Magic disappeared and suddenly reappeared as he attacked Goddiess. Goddiess and Black Magic began to fight each other in the park. Goddiess was about to hit Black Magic with his Green Axe when out of nowhere, Holy Death, an ally of Goddiess, showed up. “Holy Death, what are you doing here?” asked Goddiess. “The Gods have judged Black Magic to be a very powerful threat, so they sent me to aide you in this battle,” said Holy Death. “Goddiess, look out,” cried Professor Faun. Just then, Black Magic stole Goddiess’s Green Axe and Goddiess slowly began to revert to George J. Brook. “Finally, Satan will be pleased with me,” whispered Black Magic. George J. Brook stood in confusion as he saw Black Magic holding Goddiess’s Green Axe. “Where am I? Who are you?” asked George J. Brook. Before Black Magic could celebrate even further, Holy Death attacked him. Professor Faun and George J. Brook hid behind some bushes and watched the fight between Black Magic and Holy Death. “Your fate has been sealed, and you must return to Hell where you belong,” yelled Holy Death. Holy Death pulled out his giant battle axe and slain Black Magic. As Black Magic lay wounded on the ground, Goddiess’s Green Axe magically returned to George’s hand as George transformed back into Goddiess. “I’m back, now what did I miss?” asked Goddiess. “We must slay this demonic sorcerer at once,” cried Holy Death. But before our heroes could stopped Black Magic for good, he disappeared once again in a cloud of red smoke. “You haven’t one yet, and you haven’t seen the last of me,” whispered Black Magic. Goddiess and Holy Death looked around the park as Professor Faun collected samples of dust from the red smoke. “I wonder where he went?” asked Goddiess. “I may have an idea,” said Professor Faun. 

Meanwhile at the abandoned magic shop, we see inside that Black Magic is studying when Satan, Death Clown, and Sator Wee arrive. “Let me guess, you failed at getting me Goddiess’s Green Axe,” said Satan. “Sorry master, next time,” whispered Black Magic. “Why do we need Goddiess’s Green Axe again boss?” asked Sator Wee. “Sator Wee you moron, we need Goddiess’s Green Axe so I can have his soul. Goddiess’s soul is inside his Green Axe. Whoever has the Green Axe owns Goddiess’s soul thus that person could control his soul. And with Goddiess by my side I can be unstoppable,” yelled Satan. “I could get Goddiess’s Green Axe, why do you need Black Magic to do it?” asked Sator Wee. “My medal is tied to Goddiess’s Green Axe. They were forged in the same metals long ago. I am the Ying to Goddiess’s Yang. I will get his Green Axe. I won’t fail you again master,” whispered Black Magic. “You better not fail me again or my minions will get you. Let’s go boys and leave Black Magic to his studies,” said Satan. Satan opened a portal to Hell and he, Sator Wee, and Death Clown entered the portal. After they left and returned to Hell, Black Magic began to laugh. “I already figured out the key to stopping Goddiess, I just need more time to stall so I can continue my revenge against those who wronged me in life. It’s hard to believe how simple it is to slay Goddiess, kill George J. Brook, you free Goddiess’s soul to the next host, which will be my master, Satan,” whispered Black Magic. Just then the door opened as Goddiess, Holy Death, and Professor Faun entered the abandoned magic shop to find it was just dark and empty. “Are you sure he was here?” asked Goddiess. “I thought he would be here, but maybe he’s fled,” said Professor Faun. “Well, that’s enough crime fighting for today. Let’s go home everyone,” said Goddiess. Goddiess, Holy Death and Professor Faun exited the abandoned magic shop. After the left, it started to rain outside. A stray cat entered the abandoned magic shop to get out of the rain and was instantly killed by Black Magic. The sounds of Black Magic’s evil laugh covered the store as the storm grew louder outside. “I am a God,” yelled Black Magic. 

THE END!

THE ORIGIN OF THE MONSTER MASTER

During a cold night in Action City, a lone bank robber named Scott F. Henry just finished his latest heist. Of course, the police were alerted of Scott’s latest bank heist and were hot on his trail. As the police were chasing Scott around Action City, Scott found a unique hiding spot. It was a factory owned by Henry Q. Corp and he decided to lie low there until the heat died down. Once Scott entered the factory, he heard weird noises inside, an almost animal-like sounds but not quite. “What kind of creature is making that noise?” asked Scott. Scott pulled out his flashlight and looked around. To his horror he discovered where the noises were coming from. “Jeepers! Monsters, real life monsters,” screamed Scott. Scott looked around and saw cages filled with weird alien monsters. “I have to get out of here,” cried Scott. Before Scott could escape, two robot guards named Buzz and Kirk grabbed him. “Not so fast, Mr. Henry,” said a mysterious voice. As Scott tried to free himself from Buzz and Kirk, the factory lights turned on revealing a laboratory. Soon the owner of Henry Q. Corp and a world-famous super villain, X-Eye, entered the laboratory. “Buzz, Kirk, you can release Mr. Henry now,” said X-Eye. Buzz and Kirk let go of Scott as he just stood in confusion. “I just knew you had to be involved in some kind of crap like this, X-Eye. Now what in the Hell is going on here and where did you get these strange creatures?” asked Scott. X-Eye sighed and then snapped his fingers as Buzz and Kirk brought over a small dinner table. “Come, let’s sit and discuss over some cheese and wine, Mr. Henry,” said X-Eye. 

Scott sat as Buzz and Kirk brought out fancy cheeses and wine. Kirk poured a glass of wine and gave it to Scott as X-Eye started to eat some cheese and crackers. “You see Mr. Henry, these creatures our not from our planet, they are aliens. I’m working on some experiments with these creatures, and I could use your help,” said X-Eye. “Why me? Why don’t you get some former soldier or super smart guy or something?” asked Scott. “Why you? Because to be honest and frank, these experiments could kill you,” said X-Eye. Scott gulped and then got up and fled. Before Scott could leave though, Buzz and Kirk blocked the only exit. “There’s no escape, you’re going to be involved in this. Besides, I can call the police on you at any time if you refuse,” said X-Eye. X-Eye started laughing evilly as Buzz and Kirk strapped Scott to a chair. X-Eye pulled out a syringe and ejected Scott with alien DNA then zapped him with a taser. X-Eye then put an odd headband over Scott’s head. “Experiments completed, now Scott let’s see if this works,” said X-Eye. X-Eye handed Scott a staff as Buzz and Kirk released a giant purple alien monster. Scott shook in fear as the giant alien monster was beginning to charge. Then Scott pointed his staff at the alien monster and the creature stopped. Scott then moved his staff up and down which made the giant alien monster jump up and down. “Can I control these things,” asked Scott. X-Eye started dancing in celebration as Scott began to test his new power. “It works, you can control their minds. These alien monsters are at your mercy,” cheered X-Eye. “Why did you eject me with that weird goo?” asked Scott. “This might be harder but if you concentrate hard enough, you can actually transform into any one of these alien creatures at will,” said X-Eye. Scott put his staff aside for a second and began to concentrate. Scott slowly began to transform into another giant purple alien monster. 

After Scott’s transformation, he began to wrestle with the giant purple alien monster because he was now a giant purple alien monster. “Amazing, we can rule the world together with your abilities Mr. Henry. And we me as the brains of this operation, there’s nothing that can stop us,” yelled X-Eye. Scott slowly began to transform back into himself as he grabbed his staff and started to laugh evilly. “No X-Eye, I’m The Monster Master and I work alone!” yelled Scott. Suddenly Scott using his newfound powers freed all the alien creatures and they started to destroy X-Eye’s factory. Scott using one of the alien creatures that had fire powers, set X-Eye’s factory on fire. Scott fled the scene with his alien creatures as the police and firemen arrived to put out the fire. Meanwhile, The Gifted were on patrol around Action City when a two headed dragon appeared and started burning down the city. “Holy shit! You guys seeing this,” yelled Dr. Laser. “Yes, but where did this creature come from?” asked Dr. Strong. “Is it me or do I see someone riding that dragon?” asked Ms. Giant. Scott was indeed riding on the back of a two headed dragon, but he was now dressed in a super villain costume of his own design. “Beware Action City! The Monster Master has arrived!” yelled The Monster Master. Soon alien creatures were swarming the city and The Gifted were in for a fight. “Alright team let’s fight this so-called Monster Master and defeat him once and for all,” said Dr. Strong. Thus, the birth of a new super villain and longtime foe of The Gifted was born. Scott F. Henry was once a simple bank robber but now he’s The Monster Master. Yet, in the end I guess you could say that Scott was always a monster, but not quite a master. 

THE END!

BEAR GETS CATFISHED

Bear sits at his computer when Snake enters to check on him. “Hey Bear, what are you doing?” asked Snake. “I’m working on my dating profile, and I may have found the love of my life,” said Bear. Snake slithers over towards Bear and looks over to see Bear’s dating profile. Snake sees a handsome human male supermodel as his profile picture. “Who’s that guy?” asked Snake. Bear blushes and sighs. “That’s me, or who I’m posing as to get girls,” said Bear. “Dude, you’re catfishing people,” yelled Snake. “In a way I am, my name is still Bear but I just look like this guy. To the women online of course,” said Bear. Snake grabs the computer mouse away from Bear and starts messing with Bear’s dating profile. “Snake, what are you doing?” asked Bear. “So that’s the one you’re currently looking at,” said Snake. Snake points a picture of a beautiful young woman and Bear starts to sob. “Yes, that’s Jackie. The love of my life,” cried Bear. “You know she might be a guy, right?” said Snake. “What do you mean that Jackie might be a guy?” asked Bear. “Ask her out and you’ll find out the truth,” said Snake. “Okay I will,” said Bear. Meanwhile, at a nearby lake, Catfish Jack receives a message from Bear. Catfish Jack reads the message and screams. Catfish Jack’s scream gets the attention of his friends Mr. Otter and Snapper the Snapping Turtle. “What’s wrong?” asked Mr. Otter and Snapper the Snapping Turtle at the same time. “He wants to meet me,” said Catfish Jack. “Who wants to meet you?” asked Snapper the Snapping Turtle. Catfish Jack shows Snapper the Snapping Turtle and Mr. Otter his dating profile and they learn that Catfish Jack has been pretending to be a young human woman named “Jackie”. “Uh, okay, but you know you’re not a woman or human right? Plus, you can’t breathe air,” said Mr. Otter. “That’s where you come in Mr. Otter,” said Catfish Jack. “How exactly?” asked Mr. Otter. Catfish Jack asks Mr. Otter to build him a robotic body of a beautiful young woman so he can go on his date with Bear. Mr. Otter, using his inventing skills, builds Catfish Jack the robotic body of his dreams. Catfish Jack hops into the robotic body and starts to control it. “How do I look boys?” asked Catfish Jack. “You are now Jackie, go on that date and learn a lesson God damn it,” said Mr. Otter. Now we go to Bear waiting for Jackie at a fancy restaurant. Bear is wearing a bowtie and sunglasses. “She’s going to be pissed that I lied to her. But at least I can tell her the truth in person,” said Bear. Jackie enters the restaurant and spots Bear. Bear awkwardly waves to Jackie and Jackie gulps. Jackie sits next to Bear. “So, I get why your name is Bear. Yet, you look nothing like your profile,” said Jackie. “Sorry that I lied to you, but I hope we can still at least be friends,” said Bear. “No, I want nothing to do with you anymore. You broke my heart Bear. You lied,” said Jackie. Bear sighs and a waiter walks over with a plate that has a cooked catfish on it. Jackie screams in horror and runs out of the restaurant. Bear shrugs and starts to eat his catfish. After his bad date with Bear, Catfish Jack starts crying as Mr. Otter and Snapper the Snapping Turtle comfort him. “I’ll never find love,” cried Catfish Jack. “Don’t worry Jack, there’s plenty of fish in the lake,” said Snapper the Snapping Turtle. “Fuck you Snapper,” cried Catfish Jack. “Say Jack, what did you do with the Jackie robotic body?” asked Mr. Otter. “I put it in my storage unit, I thought it might come in handy for the future,” said Catfish Jack. “You’ve learned nothing have you?” asked Mr. Otter. “What can I say, I’m a catfish,” said Catfish Jack. Snake sits in his recliner reading a newspaper and smokes his pipe, when Bear enters holding hands with Amy Supersize. Bear and Amy Supersize are both giggling. Snake looks up and sees Bear with Amy Supersize. “So, this is the guy who catfished you?” asked Snake. “No, this beautiful young woman is a professional wrestler and I meant her at the restaurant after my date left me,” said Bear. “Come on Bear, let’s get some food and get cozy,” giggled Amy Supersize. "We’ll be in my room, Snake, I also used your credit card to pay for dinner too, I hope that’s okay? Anyway later,” said Bear. Bear and Amy Supersize sneak away up to Bear’s bedroom and Snake continues to read his newspaper. Snake hears Bear and Amy Supersize making love. Suddenly due to the weight of both Bear and Amy Supersize, they both fall from the ceiling and crush Snake. “Get another room you two. Also, get off me,” yelled Snake. Bear and Amy Supersize get up and dust themselves off. “Want to go to a motel, Amy? Snake’s buying,” said Bear. “Sure, later Snake it was nice to meet you,” said Amy Supersize. Bear and Amy Supersize exit as Snake slowly gets up back onto his now broken recliner. Snake puts headphones on and starts to listen to sad music. Snake cries as he eats a bowl of ice cream as he listens to sad music. “Love hurts,” cried Snake. 

THE END!

TEAM FREAK VS. THE GIFTED!

Deep in the dark alleyways of Action City, Team Freak were fighting a giant mutant monster that was being controlled by The Monster Master. After Team Freak defeated the giant monster, they were about to fight The Monster Master until an idea came to him. “Hey, wait a minute? You’re monsters! I can control you!” yelled The Monster Master. Using his special mind control technology, The Monster Master soon took over the minds of the members of Team Freak. Now The Monster Master and Team Freak went on a crime spree together throughout all of Action City. The Gifted were soon alerted to this crime spree and went out to stop The Monster Master and Team Freak. After catching them attempting to rob a bank, The Gifted finally battle Team Freak and The Monster Master. “Go team! We must stop this crime spree once and for all,” yelled Dr. Strong. Dr. Strong started fighting Mutant Man. As Dr. Strong fought Mutant Man, Dr. Laser was fighting Garbage Pit, and Ms. Giant was fighting Gorilla Girl. After Ms. Giant punched her in the head, Gorilla Girl was freed from her mind control. Eventually each member of Team Freak would be free of The Monster Master’s mind control. Now The Gifted and Team Freak must work together to defeat The Monster Master. “Mind control isn’t my only power, remember,” said The Monster Master. Then The Monster Master transformed into a giant monster and started to battle The Gifted and Team Freak. After a long brawl, The Monster Master was about to kill the members of both The Gifted and Team Freak, until Team Freak’s mentor Master Fisheyes appeared out of nowhere and used his own mind powers to melt The Monster Master’s brain. After defeating The Monster Master, Team Freak went back into hiding but now had the respect of The Gifted. The Monster Master went to prison and was now brain dead. This was truly a battle between Team Freak’s flaws vs. The Gifted’s perfection. Yet in the end, it didn’t matter, because the power of good truly triumphed and evil was defeated. 

THE END!

THE ORIGIN OF ALIEN WARLORD QAZOLU!

On a faraway planet beyond our own universe lived a peaceful alien race known as The Deerators. The Deerators are humanoid beings that are half-deer and half-alligator. On one gloomy day, the Deerators home planet was invaded by the evil dictator Zrotk and his army of Robo Rexes. The Deerators tried to fight back, but to no avail. Zrotk took over The Deerators’ planet and ruled over it for decades. Zrotk enslaved The Deerators and one of these enslaved Deerators was the planet’s former prince named Qazolu. Qazolu was a kindhearted young Deerator, but after Zrotk took over his planet he now wanted nothing but revenge. Qazolu formed a rebellion with his fella enslaved Deerators with the goal to overthrow Zrotk. But before the rebellion could truly begin, Qazolu had to gain Zrotk’s trust and loyalty. Why? Because Qazolu wanted to ruin Zrotk’s entire galactic empire from the inside by becoming his apprentice. Zrotk liked the young Qazolu and took him under his wing. Even though not intended, Qazolu would form a bond with his master, Zrotk. Unfortunately, as his bond with Zrotk made him more corrupted, Qazolu would rat out his rebellion members and have them killed. Zrotk and Qazolu would work for two more years until one day, Robot Blue killed Zrotk and ended his reign for good. With peace being restored to the galaxy with Zrotk’s empire falling, The Deerators were free once again. As for Qazolu, he went into hiding. With the aid of Droid 6, the loyal robotic aide of Zrotk, Qazolu hid for centuries on asteroid. Qazolu was quietly building an army to take over the universe. Once Robot Blue and the GUF discovered Qazolu’s plans and whereabouts, they sent The Lunar Losers (Paul Ziser, Roncor, Weirdo, and Gar Jong) to stop him. Now we go to the present day at a bar on a water planet where The Lunar Losers accompanied by Robot Blue’s aide XZ spot Qazlou talking with The Jom-Eom King at the counter. Paul Ziser pulls out his gun and aims it at Qazlou. Qazlou continues to drink his beverage as XZ pulls out his communicator. “We found him, we’re arresting him now,” said XZ into the communicator. Qazlou grins as The Jom-Eom King slowly walks away, Paul Ziser slowly moves closer toward Qazlou. “You have nowhere to run Qazlou. Time to turn yourself in,” said Paul Ziser. Qazlou laughs evilly and pulls out a remote control. “I think not,” laughed Qazlou. Qazlou pressed a button on his remote control which summoned an army of robot soldiers to attack The Lunar Losers inside the bar. During the chaos, Qazlou escaped the bar and fled back to his ship. “We need backup, now!” yelled Paul Ziser into a communicator. Now Qazlou’s takeover of the universe has begun, and nothing can stop it! Or so it seems for now… 

THE END?

Red Phoenix TV Pilot Script First Draft: Part 1

EXT. BUS STOP-NIGHT

It’s raining out and there’s a long line of people waiting for the bus. Suddenly the ground starts to rumble and as POP MUSIC starts to play. The people ignore the rumbles and quakes which we see are being caused by NOEL TIFFANY MOZART (A 20-something obese woman, wearing a white lab coat) is walking over to the bus stop. Noel is out of breath and takes a seat on the bench which breaks once she sits on it.

The bus arrives and everyone boards. Noel dusts herself off and tries to get onto the bus, but is stuck in the bus door.

NOEL (V.O.)

This is awkward I know. But this is everyday for me. My name is Dr. Noel Tiffany Mozart. Yes, I am a descendant of the classical composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Why do you ask?

A fire truck arrives to help Noel her squeeze out of the bus door frame. The firemen successfully get Noel out and she is escorted to an ambulance.

EXT. OFFICE BUILDING-NIGHT

The ambulance takes Noel to an office building and helps her out of it. Noel waves the paramedics goodbye and walks into the office building.

NOEL (V.O.)

I work for the Jones Biotech Corporation. We make bioweapons and do other genetic experiments.

INT. LABORATORY-NIGHT 

Noel sits at her desk mixing chemicals when her co-worker JOSEPH TRIGGER (A 30-something thin nerdy male, wearing a janitor’s uniform) enters sweeping up the lab.

JOSEPH

It’s late, Noel. Maybe you should go home.

NOEL

I can’t Joseph. I must perfect this formula. I present to Mr. Jones in the morning.

After some mixing chemicals react in a certain way that they start fizzing in the bottle. Joseph walks over to a box of doughnuts and grabs one. Noel grunts in annoyance as Joseph smacks on his doughnut.

JOSEPH

What? You wanted one?

NOEL

No, Joseph. I’m on a diet. I really need to lose this weight.

Joseph lets out a little laugh and smirks. Noel swings her chair around and starts to huff angrily.

NOEL

You have no idea what it’s like to be me! To be a freaking whale. To have people judge you. Look at you. And for what.

Joseph sighs and finishes up his doughnut. After Joseph finishes his doughnut he walks over to a sink and washes his hands.

JOSEPH

Are you losing it for your health or other reasons?

NOEL

I hate being fat. I hate weighing 550 pounds. But if I put the work into it, then I myself can be as thin and beautiful as my sister.

JOSEPH

Who says you’re not beautiful? You’re just beautiful in your own way. Plus, your sister has her own issues too. With you and her coming from a famous family and all.

NOEL

Shut up, Joseph. It’s awkward enough society judges me but being the only obese member of my famous wealthy family makes it even worse. 

JOSEPH

Look at the positives, you built a reputation without tying yourself to your family name. You even became doctor. Your father didn’t want you working here.

NOEL

Speaking of work I better get back at it. Sorry to nag about my family troubles. 

JOSEPH 

No worries. It’s just good to talk with a friend. Hey, that ooze you’re making is leaking out of the bottle.

Noel’s hand is covered in a red ooze and she tries to wipe the red ooze off her hand. After Noel wipes the red ooze away she notices her hand appears to be thinner. Noel screams and Joseph walks over confused.

JOSEPH

What’s up?

NOEL

Look at my hand. It’s thinner!

JOSEPH

I don’t see a difference. 

NOEL

I wonder...

Noel starts rubbing the red ooze on herself and as she does so her body takes on a more thinner appearance. After she uses all the red ooze in the bottle. Noel is now thinner and buffer. Joseph’s jaw drops as Noel’s clothes are now oversized and baggy on her. Joseph points to the mirror inside the lab  and Noel sees her now thinner and more beautiful appearance. Noel jumps up and down with joy as Joseph looks on in awe.

(Author’s Note: Ideally, I feel Noel should be played by a thin actress in a fat suit. Noel was described as obese in her character description because that’s how she appears in the beginning of the show and throughout most of this episode. Noel goes from thin to obese a lot throughout this series. Either she should be played by a thin actress in fat suit or by two different actresses, as in an actress for thin Noel and an actress for obese Noel.)

JOSEPH

Damn! What did that red ooze do to you?

Noel starts running around the lab and while running Noel gains the power of super speed. Joseph pulls out his smartphone and starts filming this situation. Noel mid run jumps up and suddenly starts to fly. Noel starts to fly around the laboratory. While Noel flies around the laboratory as CLASSICAL MUSIC starts to play. As Noel soars around the lab, she starts to glow bright red as a red aura appears around her. When Noel lands she engulfed in a bright red flame.

Joseph continues filming and appears very shaken. Noel walks over to Joseph. Noel once close to Joseph snaps her fingers and she is no longer engulfed in a red flame but her skin is still red.

JOSEPH

What the hell happened to you?

NOEL

It doesn’t matter. At least I’m thin and beautiful.

JOSEPH

But you have red skin now?

NOEL

What?

Noel looks at herself in the mirror and looks at her red skin. She rubs her face and then rubs her fingers. Joseph texts the video to Noel that he just filmed of her using her newly gained powers. Noel hears her phone ring and looks at the video of herself with her powers.

NOEL

This is amazing. I have super powers now. How long will this last though?

JOSEPH

Wait, you might not be this way forever?

NOEL

I honestly don’t know. I should spend the night here and study myself some more.

JOSEPH

I would stay with you overnight to look after you. But, I need to take care of my Grandma. Call me if anything goes wrong.

NOEL

Alright, good night Joseph. And remember to keep this all between us. In fact, delete the video you filmed of me just now using my powers.

JOSEPH

Okay, I will. You’ll lock up the place right?

Noel nods her head “yes” and Joseph ways goodbye. Joseph exits and Noel looks over her notes about the chemicals she mixed to create the red ooze.

BEGIN SERIES OF SHOTS

Once Joseph is gone, Noel starts to study and learn how her newfound powers work.

--Noel is flying around the lab and briefly flies out of the building and into the sky.

--Noel running at super speeds around the office building and doing tasks at super speeds.

--Noel controlling her red aura to create flame bursts and laser blasts.

--Noel inside a batting cage and creating red force fields to protect her from baseballs.

--Noel reading the ingredients of the chemicals in the red  ooze she created.

--Noel punches a punching bag until she breaks it due to her newfound strength.

--Noel types at a computer doing some calculations about how long the red ooze will stay absorbed inside her body. 

END SERIES OF SHOTS

Noel sips a cup of coffee while reading an email from her father. Noel’s calculations are finished and she looks them over. Noel does a spits out her coffee as her skin returns back to normal and she begins rapidly gaining weight.

Noel rapidly transforms back into her old normal obese self when the sun rises and she cries. Once she’s back to her old self, Noel falls to her knees. 

NOEL

18 hours. That’s how long the red ooze can last inside my body before it goes away. Now that I know the ingredients to this wonder creation of mine, I must make more.

Noel’s phone dings and it’s a text message from her father. She reads it and sighs. Noel gets up from the ground and dusts herself off. Noel takes her notebook with her, turns off her computer and then exits the laboratory.

INT. MOZART MEDIA HEADQUARTERS: BOARD ROOM-DAY

ORSON MOZART (A 50-something thin male with a grey beard, wearing a striped business suit and a fedora) slams a newspaper onto the board room table in front of the board of directors. The newspaper’s headline reads “Orson Mozart Doesn’t Stand A Chance To Become Governor”. 

ORSON

This was the headline from our rival. Now, let’s correct this and help me get voters on my side.

AUSTIN KENT (A 50-something slightly overweight male with a dark goatee, wearing a frock coat and bowtie) slowly gets up from his chair and as he goes to grab some whiskey.

AUSTIN

Now Orson, we know how much this run for Governor of Ohio means to you. But you’re dead last in the polls. And your public image...

Orson slams his fist on the table and Austin is taken aback before he speaks.

ORSON

What about my public image? I’m one of the wealthiest men in America. I own one of the largest media empires in the world. I invested in startups that are now mega corporations. I run charities and foundations that help the world. 

AUSTIN

Yes, you almost singlehandedly run the City of Cleveland and the state of Ohio, even if you aren’t the Governor due to your vast influence. But as for your public image, nobody truly knows you.

ORSON

What do you mean?

AUSTIN

You’re kind of a recluse, sir. Hell, your daughter Brittney is more well known and loved than you.

ORSON

I’m a very private man, Mr. Kent and board of directors, Unlike my influencer daughter Brittney. Who is milking me dry by the way.

AUSTIN

Isn’t your oldest daughter a doctor? Maybe she should come out into the public eye.

ORSON

Well...

An intercom buzzes and Orson presses the button to answer the intercom. 

ORSON

What is it?

ORSON’S SECRETARY (O.S.)

Your daughter Noel is waiting for you to meet for your 12:30 lunch break with her.

Orson sighs and presses the intercom button again to respond.

ORSON

Tell her I will meet her in our usual place.

EXT. ALLEYWAY-DAY

Orson exits through a backdoor of his media empire’s headquarters and Noel is waiting for him. Orson runs over and give Noel a hug. 

NOEL

The usual place?

ORSON

Yep.

Orson and Noel walk over to a gyro stand across the street and order two gyros. Then they walk back to the alleyway where they were and they start eating together. Noel finishes her gyro first and wipes her face. Noel takes a sip of water from her water bottle. Orson doesn’t finish his gyro and throws it away in a nearby dumpster.

Orson looks at his watch and waves goodbye to Noel. But before he could head back into his board room, Noel reaches out and grabs his arm.

NOEL

Why do we do this?

ORSON

What do you mean?

NOEL

Dad, are you ashamed of me?

ORSON

What could give you that idea, Noel?

NOEL

I don’t know. That we eat outside in a cold dirty alleyway instead of a nice warm restaurant. And I’m sick of gyros.

ORSON

Well, we could order a pizza next time.

NOEL

Just admitted, you don’t want to be seen with me because you’re ashamed of me.

ORSON

I have to get back to work. Love you Noel!

NOEL

Not as much as you love Brittney...

ORSON

Your sister Brittney is starting to annoy me in other ways. But honey, I really have to get back to work. Plus...you should just go.

Noel sighs and leaves. Orson sighs and his cell phone rings. Orson answers his cell phone.

ORSON

Oh, hello Mr. Jones. Yes, I just finished lunch with my daughter and your top scientist, Noel. What’s that? You have a story for me? What kind of story?

INT. LABORATORY-DAY

Noel is mixing chemicals to create another bottle of the miracle red ooze when ROGER JONES (A 40-something hipster male with a goatee, wearing a hooded jacket and sneakers) enters the laboratory and Noel quickly stops her work. As Roger comes closer she closes the tabs on her computer and hides  her notes. Roger looks around the laboratory with pride and sips from a novelty coffee mug.

ROGER

Morning, Ms. Mozart.

NOEL

Actually, that’s Dr. Mozart. I hope that wasn’t too rude of me to correct you Mr. Jones.

ROGER

Oh right. Of course you’re a doctor. Why else would you be so good at your job. But I have a lot of news to share but I didn’t come alone...

TATSU LINO (A 30-something nerdy Asian male, wearing a business suit and his left arm is robotic) enters in using an electric wheelchair. Tatsu pulls his electric wheelchair next to Roger. Noel swings her chair forward to face them. Tatsu giggles a little when he spots Noel.

ROGER

Dr. Mozart. This is Mr. Tatsu Lino. He’s the current CEO of the Japanese weapons and technology manufacturer PesiGa INC. 

NOEL

Nice to meet you Mr. Lino. What brings you here?

TATSU

Well, my company is acquiring your current employer. Starting next week, we are laying every Jones BioTech employee off and merging Jones BioTech with our own stateside bioweapons division. 

NOEL

I’m losing my job?

ROGER

Sorry, but it’s true. This sale will be final by next week and this place is closing down. I would start packing up your things early. 

NOEL

This can’t be happening.

ROGER

Oh, and I need you to hand over all your research. That belongs to Mr. Lino and PesiGa INC. now. 

NOEL

Okay, but should I get a lawyer or something first?

ROGER

Well, to be frank. Once you became an employee of Jones BioTech, any research you do here in this laboratory  automatically is owned by the employer. You could lawyer up, but our lawyers are way better.

Noel sits back down and her chair breaks. Noel struggles to get back up as Roger laughs while Tatsu giggles a little. Roger looks at his watch and taps Tatsu on the shoulder.

ROGER

Hey Tatsu. We shouldn’t waste our reservation at the steakhouse. Let’s go get some food in our bellies.

TATSU

You go, I will catch up.

ROGER

Okay. See you at Larry’s Best Steakhouse. The reservation is under your name by the way. Because since you bought my company, you’re buying dinner too. Later.

Roger exits as Noel slowly gets up as Tatsu moves his electric wheelchair closer to Noel. Tatsu reaches his robotic arm to shake Noel’s hand. Noel grabs Tatsu’s robotic hand and they shake hands.

TATSU

So miss?

NOEL

Doctor Noel Mozart.

TATSU

Oh, Dr. Noel Mozart. I have a question for you?

NOEL

Okay, what’s your question?

TATSU

Are you single?

NOEL

That’s none of your business.

TATSU

I have lots of money. I could give you some. After all you did lose your job.

NOEL

Have you heard of the Mozart Media Corporation? I’m an heiress. I’ll be just fine money wise, thank you.

TATSU

It’s just that between you and me, I like BBWs.

NOEL

What’s BBW? Is that a car or something?

TATSU

No, it means Big Beautiful Women. So you.

Noel slaps Tatsu and Tatsu wheels himself out of the room in a huff. Noel starts packing up her things as Joseph enters mopping up the floors.

JOSEPH

Wow, this sucks. Sorry about that pervert. I would suggest reporting it to HR but this place is about to close down and he owns us, so...

NOEL

Joseph, you deleted that video, right?

JOSEPH

The video of you becoming a superhero. Yeah, I did. Did you?

NOEL 

No, I’m saving a copy for my research. I have to get my notes on the cure ooze out here.

JOSEPH

The cure ooze? What did it cure you of?

NOEL

Look I just need to focus alright. Along with trying to figure out how to make the cure ooze last more than 18 hours.

JOSEPH

Well, how long do you want the red ooze to last?

NOEL

Forever!

Noel grabs all her belongings and runs out of the laboratory. Joseph continues mopping when he notices Noel’s desk drawer is slightly open and that there’s a glowing red light inside it. Joseph opens the door and finds a bottle filled with red ooze. Joseph walks over to a sink to dump the bottle filled with red ooze only for Tatsu to enter and spot him.

TATSU

What is going on in here?

Joseph sets the bottle of red ooze on the counter as Tatsu wheels himself over towards the stink. Joseph grabs his mop and flees. Tatsu shakes his fist and sighs. Tatsu notices the bottle of red ooze. Tatsu looks around and grabs a glob of the red ooze. Some of the red ooze lands on his legs. Tatsu rubbing the red ooze on his legs.

After Tatsu rubbed the red ooze on his legs, he gets up from electric wheelchair and starts to walk. 

TATSU

It’s a miracle! I can walk!

But Tatsu starts to feel sick and slowly starts to transform into a red dragon. Joseph reenters and sees Tatsu’s transformation into a red dragon. After Tatsu finishes his transformation into a red dragon, he roars then bursts out of the laboratory.

Joseph after seeing what he just witnessed pulls out his smartphone and makes a phone call.

JOSEPH

Noel! Where are you?

EXT. CITY STREETS-DAY

Tatsu, in his dragon form, is flying around the city causing chaos and destruction. As Tatsu throws an SUV towards a building when suddenly and out of nowhere, a red skinned and thinner Noel arrives on the scene, now dressed in a superhero costume. Noel catches the SUV before it could do damage to the building. 

Tatsu roars and rushes towards Noel. Tatsu and Noel begin fighting each other in an epic battle. Midway into the battle, Noel weakens Tatsu and Tatsu tries  to flee by flying away. Noel flies up into the sky to chase after him. 

EXT. MOZART MEDIA HEADQUARTERS: ROOFTOP-DAY

Tatsu lands on top of Mozart Media headquarters building to rest when Noel arrives. The sound of a clock tower ringing is heard and after that Tatsu starts transforming back into his old human self. Noel slowly transforms back into her old regular skin color obese self.

Noel and Tatsu are clearly tired after fighting each other and Tatsu stares angrily at Noel.

TATSU

You made the miracle cure? Didn’t you?

NOEL

Look, I need more time to research it and...

TATSU

I own it, don’t I? This is what you were hiding from Mr. Jones and I?

NOEL

It’s still unstable and lasts only 18 hours. Plus it turned you into a dragon. I...what, what was I thinking.

TATSU

I may have turned into a dragon. But that ooze made me walk. I was born crippled. You see this robotic arm of mine. You know what’s underneath it...

Tatsu rips off his robotic arm to reveal a tiny freakish baby-like arm. Tatsu yells out in anger as Noel falls to her knees. Then, the police arrive onto the scene. Noel places her hands behind her head as she and Tatsu are being arrested.

EXT. POLICE STATION-DAY

Orson and Noel exit the police station together. Orson and Noel are arguing with each other. 

ORSON

What is going on? Why and how did you turn that man into a dragon?

NOEL

Look, it’s a long story. But I can explain. I just can’t do it right now.

ORSON

Explain damn it. You know you could be sued for this right? As in we could be sued.

JOSEPH (O.S.)

Noel! We have a problem.

Noel and Orson turn around to see Joseph beside his van and he rushes towards them in a hurry.

JOSEPH

Someone stole all your cure ooze, Noel.

Noel runs in a huff towards Joseph’s van and Joseph rushes back towards his van and Noel. Joseph helps Noel into his van and as Noel tries to get comfortable inside Joseph’s van, Joseph hands her a note.

JOSEPH

Read this note, it’s from the thieves.

Noel reads the note and then crumbles it up in anger. Noel slams his fist on the van dashboard.

NOEL

Drive damn it. Drive.

Joseph and Noel drive away as Orson stands confused when his limousine arrives to pick him up. Orson is about to go when a police officer stops Orson.

POLICE OFFICER

Mr. Mozart.

ORSON

What is it Officer?

POLICE OFFICER

We need to show you a video that we found on your daughter’s phone. She’s done something crazy.

INT. FACTORY-NIGHT

The sound of thunder can be heard outside as Roger is giving bottles of the red ooze to the mafia. CRIME BOSS LUIGI DEAFINTO (A 50-something overweight male mobster} is examining a bottle of the red ooze. Luigi opens a bottle and rubs it over his facial scars. After Luigi rubs the red ooze on his facial scars, they begin to heal rapidly. A mafia goon grabs a box of bottles of red ooze and puts them in the back of a van.

ROGER

What did I tell you Mr. Deafinto. This stuff does wonders. Now can you guys distribute this on the black market?

LUIGI

Why do you want the mafia to distribute this stuff? Aren’t you the CEO of a successful corporation?

ROGER

I was, until a failed merger that cost me everything. Look, as I rebuild my company, the world needs this stuff. But since it’s unpredictable in its current state, I figured I test it on the black market first before I sell it nation wide.

LUIGI

Unpredictable you say? Let’s test it some more. Boys, you all are going to be Guinea pigs. Line up!