Collage Fights Part 3

 

Collage Fights Part 2

 

Collage Fights Part 1

 

Nacho Libre Fan Sequel Idea Pitch

My idea for the “Nacho Libre” sequel is based around the idea that star Jack Black and writer Mike White where Nacho goes to Japan to wrestle. Since “Nacho Libre” was loosely inspired by the life of Fray Tormenta, I have an idea for a sequel that will be loosely inspired by the lives of three wrestling legends. These three wrestling legends are big in Japan and they’re names are Antonio Inoki, Rikidozan, and Big Van Vader. My idea is that Nacho and Steven go to Japan to further their careers and Nacho discovers he has a cousin living in Japan who is training to become a wrestler himself. Nacho’s cousin Taco trains under a legendary Japanese wrestler Bulldozan (loosely based on Rikidozan) at his dojo and there’s another student there who is Nacho’s cousin Taco’s friend and tag team partner Yoshi Toastiti (loosely based on Antonio Inoki). Now Nacho and Steven also train under Bulldozan. As Nacho, Steven, Taco, and Yoshi work the tag team scene in Japan. Elsewhere, Bulldozan hides a secret from his students about his true upbringing. Bulldozan is not Japanese but is North Korean. 

When Bulldozan falls behind on rent for his dojo, his landlord sends the yakuza (the Japanese mafia) to rough him up. As for Taco and Yoshi they lose a three-way match for the tag team championship to Nacho and Steven. Nacho and Steven celebrate the tag team championship victory at a bar where Yoshi shares to Taco that Bulldozan is going to shut down the dojo because he’s broke. Yoshi wants to go solo and breaks up the team. Now Taco, feeling rejected by his best friend Yoshi and ignored by his cousin Nacho, decides to turn heel and become a bad guy wrestler. Taco adopts a new gimmick of a big powerhouse masked wrestler named Big Damn Danger (loosely based on Big Van Vader). After Big Damn Danger defeats Nacho and Steven in a two and one match, the audience riots and gets the three wrestlers banned from the arena for four years. Taco reveals to Nacho and Steven that he is Big Damn Danger and apologizes to them for ruining everything. Nacho and Steven apologize to Taco for ignoring him. Luckily, an American wrestler Dashing Lar (loosely based on Ric Flair) saw what their match and offers to contact his promoter to see if they can wrestle for American Championship Wrestling. They three agree and go back to Bulldozan’s dojo to share the big news. 

Only Bulldozan’s dojo is burnt to the ground, and they discover Bulldozan was murdered by the yakuza and that the yakuza burnt down the Bulldozan’s dojo. Taco reunites with Yoshi who mourns his mentor and father figure Bulldozan. Taco shares that he, Nacho, and Steven might go to America to wrestle and that they might not be in Japan anymore. And that Taco got them banned from the local arena due to the riot he caused. Yoshi decides it’s time to continue his wrestling solo and he also decides that he should start his own wrestling promotion to compete with the monopoly wrestling promotion in Japan. With funding from his wealthy parents, Yoshi opens his own wrestling promotion, and it becomes a huge success. Nacho and Steven are off to America to wrestle for the American Championship Wrestling as they officially signed the contracts to become a part of their roster. Taco however decides to stay in Japan and help Yoshi grow his promotion by becoming Yoshi’s in ring rival. But before Nacho and Steven go, Yoshi announces to the group that he reached out to the promoter of American Championship Wrestling and that they decided to sign an agreement to cross promote and share talent with each other. Now Taco can go to America later to wrestle his cousin Nacho. But before Nacho goes, Taco shares a family secret with Nacho that changes everything. So that’s some idea notes I had for a possible “Nacho Libre” sequel. I don’t know if this will ever get made but just thought I pitch it. Thanks for reading!

COYOTE AND THE TYRANTS (Short Story Version)

At a hidden secret lair, within the lair lies a secret laboratory where Coyote was working on clones of history’s greatest monsters. Coyote started to release some of the clones and the to be released was former U.S. president Chester Alan Arthur. “Awaken Chester! Our time of evil begins!” cried Coyote. Chester Alan Arthur got out of his cloning tube and was naked and afraid. “Where am I? What year is it?” asks Chester Alan Arthur. “You’re in my secret laboratory, I cloned you, and it’s the year 2023. Now let’s wake up the real baddies,” said Coyote. “Wait, I’m not a baddie? Then why did you clone me?” asked Chester Alan Arthur. “We needed an Arron boy. Now order us a pizza and make it quick,” shouted Coyote. Coyote began releasing the other clones while Chester stood in confusion. “What’s a pizza?” asks Chester. After all the clones were freed, Coyote ate pizza with the evilest tyrants and dictators in history. Henry VIII, being the glutton he is, was chowing down on pizzas a mile a minute. Vladimir Lenin was playing Russian roulette with Ivan the Terrible and Attila the Hun. Adolf Hitler was grooming his signature mustache. Fidel Castro, Saddam Hussein, and Muammar Al-Gaddafi were smoking cigars together. Coyote bangs a gavel to get the attention of his cloned tyrants. “Attention history’s greatest monsters,” yelled Coyote. “And history’s greatest lover,” said Adolf Hitler. “Okay whatever. Now then, the reason I cloned you all is because I need your help in killing my rival Spotty. Any ideas?” asked Coyote. “Why don’t you just shoot him?” asked Vladimir Lenin. “Why don’t we just blow everything up?” asked Saddam Hussein. “Can I get some more ham?” asked Henry VIII. “Those ideas work, any other suggestions? Gaddafi, Nero, Napoleon, Shaka, Mao Tse-Tung? Don’t be shy Ayatollah Khomeini,” said Coyote. The room is silent and Coyote sighs then bangs his gavel. “Alright, we’re going Lenin’s idea. Let’s just shoot Spotty. Follow me everyone and we’ll board the bus,” said Coyote. Coyote and the tyrants board a bus and headed over to Spotty’s house. Meanwhile at Spotty’s house, Spotty, Beardy and Spotty Jr. were playing a video game together when Spotty hears a knock on the door and gets up from off the couch. “I think the pizza’s here. Beardy, you’ll pay me back for the pizza, right?” asked Spotty. “Okay whatever, dude I’m kicking ass in this game,” said Beardy. Spotty opens the door to see Coyote and his cloned tyrants standing outside. “You’re not the pizzaman,” said Spotty. “Get him,” said Coyote. Lenin pulls out a gun and aims it at Spotty. Suddenly Hitler jumps in front of Spotty and takes the bullet for him. Hitler lies dying and Spotty stares at Hitler in confusion. “Why did you take a bullet for me? And aren’t you, Hitler?” asked Spotty. “I love you…are you Jewish? Because that might ruin things,” asked Adolf Hitler. “No. But Coyote’s Jewish,” said Spotty. “Wait what? I was working for a Jew. God damn….,” screamed Adolf Hitler. 

Then Hitler died and Lenin tries to shoot Spotty again but accidentally shoots Coyote in the arm instead. “Ouch! What the Hell, Lenin?” screamed Coyote. “Sorry, I have a bad aim. Which dog am I supposed to shoot again? Can I just shoot both dogs?” asked Vladimir Lenin. “I’m calling the police,” said Spotty. Spotty rushes back inside and calls the police. Coyote cries for his cloned tyrant army to kill Spotty, but just then, all the cloned tyrants start to melt into goo. Except for Chester Alan Arthur who starts to laugh evilly. Coyote looks on in confusion and his confusion turns to anger. “What happened here? All my cloned tyrants just turned into goo. But why haven’t you Chester Alan Arthur turned into goo?” asked Coyote. “Because I didn’t eat any of the pizza. It was filled with poison. And I have the antidote right here,” said Chester Alan Arthur. “Wait, I ate that pizza. I’m going to turn into…oh, please Chester, give me the antidote right now,” pleaded Coyote. “Sorry, but I’m just an Arron boy remember. I’m not evil enough for you,” said Chester Alan Arthur. Chester begins to laugh evilly as Coyote slowly melts away. “Noooooo. Please I need that….,” cried Coyote. Coyote melted into goo and died. Chester began to celebrate his victory only to be shot in the head by Coyote. Coyote looks around at the scene and sighs. “Okay, what have you clones been up to now?” shouts Coyote. Spotty comes out and sees Coyote standing in his front yard. “Hey Coyote. What’s with all the dead evil people?” asks Spotty. “Well, my idiot clone used my cloning machines to clone tyrants and was going to use them to kill you,” said Coyote. “Wait. You mean that was your clone that was here earlier and not you?” said Spotty. “Yes, I noticed my party bus was missing and assumed they would come here and…,” said Coyote. 

Two police officers arrive onto the scene and handcuff Coyote. “You’re under arrest Coyote for trying to kill Spotty for the sixth time this month,” said one of the police officers. “No, it wasn’t me this time. It was my clone. Spotty tell them it was my clone,” cried Coyote. “Yep, Coyote tried to kill me again officers. Get him off my property,” said Spotty. The two police officers put Coyote in their police car and drive away with Coyote screaming as the police car drives off. The pizza delivery man arrives and give Spotty his pizza. “That’ll be…,” said the pizza delivery man. “Actually you’re 30 minutes late, so the pizza is free,” said Spotty. “You win this time Spotty, but I will have my revenge someday,” said the pizza delivery man. The pizza delivery man runs away cackling evilly. Spotty heads back inside as he, Beardy and Spotty Jr. eat their pizza. “So, what was that all about, Dad?” asked Spotty Jr. “I don’t know. But I did gain a new enemy though,” said Spotty. “What else is new,” said Beardy. The pizza delivery man is at the pizzeria where he works and he’s sitting at a table alongside Terry the Tapir and Ghost. “Alright, we are all enemies of Spotty and…,” said the pizza delivery man. “Where are the free breadsticks you promised us?” asked Terry the Tapir. “And the free sodas. Wait, he’s cheating us, Terry. Get him!” yelled Ghost. Terry the Tapir and Ghost then start to beat up the pizza delivery man. Terry the Tapir slams the pizza delivery man through the table they were sitting at. After being slammed through a table, the pizza delivery man lies unconscious on the floor. “Well, that’s that. Do you want to steal some pizzas and breadsticks?” asked Terry the Tapir. “Sure, only if we can steal a few sodas,” said Ghost. “That’s fine with me,” said Terry the Tapir. Terry the Tapir and Ghost start stealing items inside the pizzeria. Evil comes in many shapes and sizes. And evil can be created. 

THE END!

Happy Valentine’s Day Mom 2023!

 

The Origin of The GreenSpeed: Part 2

Now we go to Dr. Strong earning the key to Action City. “Dr. Strong, you and your team have helped this city a lot and it’s my honor that I give you the key to Action City,” said the Mayor of Action City. Then the mayor handed Dr. Strong the key to the city. “Thanks for this honor, mayor,” said Dr. Strong. Then everyone started clapping. But from out of nowhere The GreenSpeed ran up and took the key to the city. “So long suckers,” yelled The GreenSpeed. “Who was that?” asked the mayor. “Come on team, let’s stop this guy,” yelled Dr. Strong. Then The Gifted started chasing The GreenSpeed all over Action City. The GreenSpeed was very fast, and our heroes couldn’t catch up to him. “Damn he’s fast,” said Dr. Laser. “You guys look,” cried Ms. Giant. Then our heroes saw a bank robbery going on as The GreenSpeed was working alongside the bank robbers to steal money from the bank. “Ms. Giant, can you take care of the bank robbers for us, we’ll handle the fast guy,” said Dr. Strong. Then Ms. Giant nodded her head and then she went to stop the bank robbers. Then The GreenSpeed threw the key to the city and a bag of money at our heroes and sped off away from our heroes. “Well at least we got the key back,” said Dr. Laser. “No one can run faster than The GreenSpeed! The Gifted would soon be no more,” yelled the GreenSpeed. While he was running, The GreenSpeed turned back into the 398lbs. Gus Speed. “Damn, I woke up, must fall back asleep,” said Gus Speed. Then Dr. Strong and Dr. Laser caught him. “Come on, let’s take The GreenSpeed back to our headquarters,” said Dr. Strong. Then Dr. Strong picked up Gus Speed (The GreenSpeed). Now we go to The Gifted’s headquarters where Dr. Strong took a DNA sample of The GreenSpeed’s DNA. “Amazing, he has almost the same code of chemical G1 in his blood stream,” said Dr. Strong. “What he has chemical G1 inside of him like us?” asked Dr. Laser. “Not exactly, he has a replica of chemical G1 in his blood stream, and I guess the only difference is that his powers wear off temporarily and come back with a vengeance. He could change back to The GreenSpeed at random,” said Dr. Strong. 

Then Gus Speed fell asleep and turned back into The GreenSpeed. “Where am I?” yelled The GreenSpeed. “You’re in The Gifted headquarters, until we know what to do with you, but honestly we’re probably sending you to off to jail,” said Dr. Laser. The GreenSpeed tried to escape but he was chained up. The GreenSpeed sighed and spotted a tube filled the real chemical G1 on a table. “Wait, I finally found chemical G1. I can use it so I can stay The GreenSpeed forever,” cried The GreenSpeed. “Wait what? Don’t drink that. You don’t know what it’ll do to you,” cried Dr. Strong. Dr. Strong and Dr. Laser rushed over towards The GreenSpeed ran towards the chemical G1 tube and grabbed it. The GreenSpeed drank all of chemical G1down as he passed out and started twitching. “Oh my god,” said Dr. Strong. Gus Speed drank the entire chemical G1 tube and now he stays permanently as The GreenSpeed and never transformed back into his obese body. Plus he’s even faster than he was before. “Mr. Speed, you drank the pure chemical G1, you know you may have killed yourself. You’re lucky to be alive,” yelled Dr. Strong. “But we must turn you over to the police. So just take it easy and…,” said Dr. Laser. “Look, I never want to be that fat guy again or a criminal again. Plus, I can help you stop the real enemy here. They’re the ones who are really in charge,” said The GreenSpeed. “Wait, you mean you’re working for someone else, who is it?” asked Dr. Strong. “Henry Q. Corp,” said The GreenSpeed. “Hold it, you mean Henry Q. Corp created the replica chemical G1 and gave it to you, for what?” asked Dr. Strong. “I think X-Eye wanted to kill you guys, and they were using me and the bank robbery as a distraction for something else,” said The GreenSpeed. “This doesn’t make sense, why does Henry Q. want to get rid of us?” asked Dr. Laser. “I don’t know, maybe it’s because the guy is an ex-supervillain,” said The GreenSpeed. Then Ms. Giant walked in holding a robot head. “Hey, the bank robbery where I was just at, the bank robbers were just robots, and I read on the back of their heads they were made by Henry Q. Corp,” said Ms. Giant. “See, what did I tell you guys,” said The GreenSpeed. Then Ms. Giant saw The GreenSpeed and was soon love stuck. “Who’s the hunk…I mean,” said Ms. Giant. “You’re pretty hot too…I mean, now what are we going to do about X-Eye?” said The GreenSpeed. “Let’s go to Henry Q. Corp headquarters and investigate, and Speed, you’re going to help us whether you…,” said Dr. Strong. “Alright, I’ll be a superhero like you guys. That’s all I ever wanted in the end,” shouted The GreenSpeed. Soon our heroes were inside Henry Q. Corp headquarters and soon The GreenSpeed took them to the lab where the experiment was held. “Okay, here’s where I got my powers, and be careful while looking around,” said The GreenSpeed. 

As The Gifted were searching for clues, and then our heroes heard gunfire coming from behind them. They turned around to see it was Dr. Hurt holding a gun. “Halt, nobody moves or I’ll shoot,” yelled Dr. Hurt. “Look, don’t do anything you’ll regret. We just want to know what’s been going on here,” said Dr. Strong. “Look hero boy. You guys are so going to be gone, because by the time we harness the powers of chemical G1, you won’t be the only people with superpowers around,” yelled Dr. Hurt. “Wait, you’re going to use the replica chemical G1 to sell it to people and give them superpowers, but it doesn’t…,” said Dr. Strong. “Enough. It’s time for your funerals,” cried Dr. Hurt. Dr. Hurt shoot his gun and targeted Ms. Giant. The GreenSpeed rushed over and grabbed the bullet before it hit Ms. Giant. The GreenSpeed tossed the bullet aside and his hand was wounded with a bullet mark on his hand. “I’m going to shoot again. And this time you’ll all be dead,” yells Dr. Hurt. Dr. Hurt was firing his gun at The Gifted trying to kill them. Dr. Strong tried to find a way to get Dr. Hurt while being shot at. “Look, I created chemical G1. It has many flaws. You can’t market it as a product. It’s unpredictable and it could kill people. Now please…,” said Dr. Strong. “But I don’t care. Whatever makes Mr. Q happy, makes me happy, and…,” cried Dr. Hurt. “Pal, why do you have to listen to your boss all the time. You’re your own person. So do the right thing and…,” said The GreenSpeed. Then Dr. Hurt shot Dr. Strong in the arm. “Son of a…,” cried Dr. Strong. “Shut up, I can’t stand you guys and…,” yelled Dr. Hurt. Then The GreenSpeed saw a jar full of acid, and then using his super speed he ran up and grabbed it. “Only have one shot,” said The GreenSpeed. Then Dr. Hurt was about to fire his gun again at Dr. Strong, but soon The GreenSpeed rushed in and threw the jar full of acid at Dr. Hurt. Dr. Hurt got hit right into the center of his face as the acid burned his face. “Ahhhh, this hurts like hell, my face, it’s burning,” cried Dr. Hurt. Then Dr. Hurt was running around in pain and then he tripped and hit a self-destruct button. “Henry Q. Corp headquarters self-destruct in ten…,” said the announcement for the self-destruct button. “Let’s get out of here,” cried Dr. Laser. “Wait, we have to grab Dr. Hurt and…,” yelled Dr. Strong. But soon Dr. Hurt was on fire, and soon the whole building started shaking. “No time,” said Dr. Laser. Then The Gifted and The GreenSpeed ran out of the building. Soon the Henry Q. Corp headquarters building explode right before our heroes’ eyes as they watch the building burn down to the ground. “Come on, let’s head back to headquarters,” said Dr. Strong. Then The Gifted and The GreenSpeed headed back to the Gifted’s headquarters. 

After they left, fire trucks and ambulances were all over the burnt remains of the Henry Q. Corp headquarters building. “What in the heck happened Mel,” said one of the firemen. “Well…someone must have pressed the self-destruct button and blew the place up,” said the fireman (Mel). Then the firemen heard a weak cry and soon they saw a badly burned hand. “Holy crap, it’s a guy under that wall,” yelled one of the firemen. Soon the firemen found a badly burnt Dr. Hurt. Most of Dr. Hurt’s hair was burned off, his legs were broken, and most of his face was burned off to the point where you could see the bone. “Eh ahhhh,” cried Dr. Hurt in pain. “Quick, take this guy to the ambulance,” cried one of the firemen. Soon Dr. Hurt was on a stretcher and headed to a hospital. Then in the ambulance Dr. Hurt cried out in pain. “GIFTED….MUST DIE!” cried Dr. Hurt in pain. What will happen next? Nobody knows! A few weeks later, Henry Q. (X-Eye) became the president of the United States. The GreenSpeed became a back-up member of The Gifted. Plus, The GreenSpeed and Ms. Giant started dating. But The GreenSpeed was going to leave The Gifted for a little bit to think about his new lifestyle. The GreenSpeed was at a train station waiting for a train as Ms. Giant rushed over towards him and embraced him. “Speed, please don’t’ go,” cried Ms. Giant. The GreenSpeed started stroking Ms. Giant’s hair. “Look, I’m proud to be a back-up member of the team. I just need to take a break to think about what I’m going to do about my new life as a superhero,” said the GreenSpeed. “But you could stay with us. Learn how to be a superhero and to control your powers. That’s your new life, being a superhero,” cried Ms. Giant. “Look, I got my gift from evil people, and I just need to think about my future and stuff like that. I’ll be gone for a while. I promise you that I will be back soon. I’ll miss you,” said The GreenSpeed. Then The GreenSpeed kissed Ms. Giant and then handed her an old I.D. of Gus Speed as his train arrived on the station. “Why are you leaving? What are you afraid of?” shouted Ms. Giant. “My past. Here, once you see this, you’ll know who I really am,” said The GreenSpeed. Then The GreenSpeed boarded his train and the train left as Ms. Giant shed some tears. Then Ms. Giant looked at the I.D. and saw Gus Speed as the 398lbs. video game developer he once was. “Oh my god…I get it now,” said Ms. Giant. Ms. Giant pulled out her purse and pulled out an old picture of herself when she used to be obese. “Why didn’t I tell him who I really was,” said Ms. Giant. It started to rain as Ms. Giant stood alone on the train platform crying. 

Now we go to the hospital where Dr. Hurt was being held. Soon a doctor walked out of Dr. Hurt’s room when a nurse rushed over towards him. “Doctor. How is Dr. Hurt,” asked a nurse. “Well, he has third degree burns all over his body, and is now paralyzed from the neck down. It’s a miracle he’s still alive,” said the doctor. Now we go inside Dr. Hurt’s room, and President Henry Q. (X-Eye) and his security guards came to visit him. “Well old friend, thank God you’re alive. I wish I didn’t have to fire you, but since you failed to kill The Gifted, you let our test subject get away, and that further testing proves your chemical G1 replica kills people. I had to fire you or else my pants will be sued off. Plus, you’ll be blamed for everything that happened and after you are healed enough. It’s prison time for you. I hope you get well, so long, Dr. Hurt. We’ll never speak to each other again,” said Henry Q. Then Henry Q. walked out of the room with security guard behind him. Dr. Hurt slowly lifted his fist in anger as his body began to rapidly heal. “GIFTED…X-EYE…ALL MUST DIE!” cried Dr. Hurt in pain. Suddenly Dr. Hurt wounds were all healed, and he jumped out the window. Dr. Hurt landed on the city streets after jumping out the hospital window, breaking his bones all over again only to slowly begin to get up and he was instantly healed. Dr. Hurt fled to a dark alleyway and lifted a lid on a garbage can. Dr. Hurt entered the garbage can which led to an underground secret laboratory. “Time to get back to work,” said Dr. Hurt. 

The End?

The Origin of The GreenSpeed: Part 1

Now we go to a news broadcast. “This just in. The Mayor of Action City is going to give The Gifted’s leader, Dr. Strong, the key to the city…and in other news…,” said the news anchorman on the TV. Then the TV was turned off by an enraged X-Eye. “Oh how I hate The Gifted. I mean they became celebrities overnight, and who’s running for president of the United States, why me of course and I wasn’t on the news today,” yelled X-Eye. Then one of X-Eye’s employees, Dr. Hurt, came into X-Eye’s office. “Mr. Q, the replica chemical G1 is ready to be tested,” said Dr. Hurt. “Thank you for telling me…Dr. Hurt, now then, who shall we test it on?” asked X-Eye. “We have some lab mice and…,” said Dr. Hurt. “No, we need to test it on a human being, but who?” asks X-Eye. “Well Mr. Q, should we find a volunteer,” asked Dr. Hurt. “Dr. Hurt, find me the unhealthiest man in my company and that’s who we should test it on,” said X-Eye. “Why an unhealthy person, I mean, if the replica chemical G1 kills this person, Henry Q. Corp will be blamed,” said Dr. Hurt. “This company is going to be a branch of the U.S. government when I become president, so the company will be unstoppable, and that I know that The Gifted got their powers from the real chemical G1 in a government lab. Which means I know all their true identities,” said X-Eye. “You mean Henry Q. Corp will be just like the FCC and NASA, and now you know the real names of the members of The Gifted?” asked Dr. Hurt. “Indeed, Henry Q. Corp will become an agency of the United States government. I also know before The Gifted got their powers, they were less than perfect. Now find be a test subject right away,” yelled X-Eye. “Yes, Mr. Q, and I hope you win the election,” said Dr. Hurt. “Thanks now get out of here,” yelled X-Eye. Then Dr. Hurt ran out of Henry Q.’s (X-Eye) office. “It looks like the Gifted may finally die,” said X-Eye. Then X-Eye started laughing evilly. The Gifted were at their headquarters and they were getting ready to go city hall. “Wow Bob, you’re getting the key to the city. How cool is that,” said Dr. Laser. “Sometimes it’s good being Dr. Strong, but I’m still learning how my powers truly work and how strong I can get. Where’s Vicky?” asked Dr. Strong. “Well, she’s still getting dressed. Since she’s a supermodel now she always must look her best,” said Dr. Laser. 

Then Ms. Giant (Vicky) came out wearing her Zorro mask and a lovely red dress. “You look stunning, I’m surprised you’re still single,” said Dr. Laser. “I don’t mind being single. I don’t want to rush into a relationship just to be in a relationship. But I guess I could enter the dating scene eventually. Come on we don’t want to be late for the ceremony,” said Ms. Giant. Then our heroes left their headquarters and were heading to city hall. Now we go back to Henry Q. Corp where Dr. Hurt was looking for a test subject. “Damn, I haven’t found any volunteers for the experiment! now who can I find?” asks Dr. Hurt to himself. Then as he was walking, he stopped and saw a Henry Q. Corp employee that was perfect. He found a 398lb. man named Gus Speed; he works at Henry Q. Corp as video game developer. “Hello, mister, ah…,” said Dr. Hurt. “Speed,” said Gus Speed while eating a donut. “Well, my name is Dr. Hurt, I’m the head scientist of Henry Q. Corp, and I was wondering if you would be interested in participating in an experiment,” asked Dr. Hurt. “And what would that be,” asked Gus Speed. “Well, I could say it could be a cure for you,” said Dr. Hurt. “For what, my heart attacks, stokes, diabetes,” said Gus Speed. “Just come with me,” said Dr. Hurt. Hours later, Gus Speed was going to volunteer for the experiment, and soon Gus’s whole life will be changed forever! Now Dr. Hurt was going to test the replica of chemical G1 on Gus Speed. “Alright, now then Mr. Speed, stay still in that glass room and…,” said Dr. Hurt. “But I’m tied to a chair in this glass room, what are you going to do to me Doc?” asks Gus Speed. “Yes, you’re in that room for protection, just in case that the explosion will leak the chemicals that will gets out of the building and infect people,” said Dr. Hurt. “Wait what,” yelled Gus Speed. “Let the experiment begin,” said Dr. Hurt. 

Then Dr. Hurt turned on a machine and soon the replica of chemical G1 was flowing inside the glass room. “Now to raise the levels of the replica chemical G1 a bit,” said Dr. Hurt. Then Dr. Hurt raised a lever to continue to increase the replica chemical G1 a little bit and soon the glass started cracking. “Man, I better to up the shield,” said Dr. Hurt. Then a metal shield covered the glass on outside of the glass room. Then Dr. Hurt heard an explosion from inside the glass room. “Oh my god, he could be dead in there, I better shut this thing off,” cried Dr. Hurt. Then Dr. Hurt turned the machine off, and he rushed over to the door to open the glass room. He opened the door of the glass room and Dr. Hurt saw the newly transformed Gus Speed. “Oh my god, it’s…it’s….a miracle,” said Dr. Hurt. The replica chemical G1 turned the former 398lbs. Gus Speed into a thin attractive man. “What happened,” said Gus Speed. “Why you’re a new man my friend,” said Dr. Hurt. Then Dr. Hurt untied Gus Speed from the chair and Gus felt his hair. Dr. Hurt pulled out a mirror as Gus looked at himself in his new body. “I guess you now have green hair, but that’s just a side effect,” said Dr. Hurt. “Man, what happened to my clothes? They’re way too big and don’t fit me anymore,” said Gus Speed. Then Gus looked in the mirror and saw he all the weight. “Man, I’m thin! And I look hot, what did you do to me?” asked Gus Speed. Then Gus Speed became fat again. “What the…,” said Gus Speed. “Well, I guess the replica makes you thin temporarily, but let’s see if you have any powers,” said Dr. Hurt. “How do I become thin again Doc?” asks Gus Speed. “I don’t know, just focus your mind and shut your eyes,” said Dr. Hurt. 

Gus then shut his eyes and fell asleep. After Gus Speed fell asleep, he suddenly became thin again, and soon he decided to run around the room which soon made him, and Dr. Hurt discover he now has the power of super speed. “Man, I have super speed now, this is awesome,” yelled Gus Speed. “I now dub you The GreenSpeed,” said Dr. Hurt. Then The GreedSpeed (Gus) was still running. “I better make you a costume that strengthen your new abilities,” said Dr. Hurt. “Man, this is so cool. Wait, I’m sleeping right now, right? How do I know that I’m not dreaming this whole thing?” asks The GreenSpeed. “Believe you’re not dreaming. I guess falling asleep activates your transformation into The GreenSpeed. All you must do is stay asleep and you will be The GreenSpeed forever,” said Dr. Hurt. “Cool, I’m Gus Speed by day and The GreenSpeed at night. I can’t wait to become Action City’s newest superhero,” cried The GreenSpeed. “Who said you were going to be one of the good guys,” said Dr. Hurt. “What, but I thought…” asked The GreenSpeed. Suddenly the sound of an elevator doorbell is heard as X-Eye enters the laboratory exiting the elevator. “What a specimen. We finally created our prefect soldier. Good job, Dr. Hurt.” says X-Eye. “I don’t want any part of this,” yells The GreenSpeed. The GreenSpeed tries to escape but is tasered by Dr. Hurt before he could leave. X-Eye starts laughing evilly as Dr. Hurt continues to taser The GreenSpeed as he moans in pain.

BOB JORDAN’S HORRIFYING FLIGHT!

At an airport on a busy travel day, Bob Jordan got out of his taxi and rushed to make his flight that was about to board in 10 minutes. Bob Jordan ran past fans and paparazzi as he wanted to make his flight home so he could be reunited with his family. Bob Jordan boarded his flight in the nick of time, and he was heading home. But this would be the worst flight of his life, now it’s time for the tale of Bob Jordan’s Horrifying Flight. “This is your captain speaking and our flight this evening to Chicago will be about 3 hours, today’s movie is…,” said the captain over the speaker. Bob Jordan was trying to sleep but Spotty, who sat next to him, kept poking him. “Hey, hey, hey,” whispered Spotty. Bob Jordan looked at Spotty as Spotty just stared at him. “What do you want?” asks Bob Jordan. “You look familiar, have we met?” asks Spotty. “No, but if you ever watched a basketball game on TV in the 90’s, I might be familiar,” said Bob Jordan. “Oh my God! I figured it out! You’re the Green Stuff Sports Drink guy!” cries Spotty. “I used to be their spokesman back in the day. Before Green Stuff was discontinued for being made of…,” said Bob Jordan. “Cool, oh do you have any peanuts?” asks Spotty. “Or pretzels, that would be nice too,” said a mysterious voice. Spotty turns around to see Dr. Slamin Salmon pressing the light button on and off. “Why hello their Dr. Slamin Salmon. I didn’t know that you would be on this flight,” said Spotty. “Oh yes, I’m very much on this flight and…,” says Dr. Slamin Salmon. “Would you both keep it down,” shouted Bob Jordan. The flight attendant arrived with drinks and pretzels. “Yeah, pretzels!” cried Dr. Slamin Salmon. The flight attendant passed out the drinks and pretzels to Spotty and Dr. Slamin Salmon. Bob Jordan stared at her in annoyance. “Miss, could I change seats please?” asks Bob Jordan. “Sure. But it’ll be your funeral,” said the flight attendant. 

 Now Bob Jordan was seated in between Annoying Girl and Jeff. Jeff was snoring loudly while Annoying Girl chatted away without stopping to take a break. Bob Jordan kept pressing the flight attendant button. “Must find better seats,” cries Bob Jordan. Now Bob Jordan sat next to Joe and Funclock who were trying to interview him. “I’m Joe, reporter for The FunTime News Channel and I have a few questions,” said Joe. “How could this flight get any worse?” shouted Bob Jordan. Meanwhile at the same time, Stunt Duck was flying his own airplane doing aeronautical stunts when he suddenly crashed into the airplane that Bob Jordan was flying in. After the crash, Stunt Duck and everyone aboard the other airplane were stuck on a deserted island. Now Stunt Duck, Spotty, and Bob Jordan were warming up by the fire as Spotty ate a fish stick. “Well, I missed my daughter’s birthday. Thanks a lot Stunt Duck,” said Bob Jordan. “I’m sorry my plane crashed into your guys’ plane. At least we’ll be rescued tomorrow,” said Stunt Duck. “Real lucky that the pilots were able to call for help before we crashed. But man am I hungry,” said Bob Jordan. “Hey Spotty? Where did you get that fish stick?” asks Stunt Duck. “From Dr. Slamin Salmon’s hand. It’s so good,” says Spotty. “Wait what?” cried Bob Jordan. Dr. Slamin Salmon was running around with a bloody missing hand as he was freaking out. Bob Jordan and Stunt Duck ran away from Spotty and Spotty shrugged it off. “It’s survival man. Plus Dr. Slamin Salmon will grow it back. I think,” said Spotty. 

THE END!

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