BOB JORDAN’S HORRIFYING FLIGHT!

At an airport on a busy travel day, Bob Jordan got out of his taxi and rushed to make his flight that was about to board in 10 minutes. Bob Jordan ran past fans and paparazzi as he wanted to make his flight home so he could be reunited with his family. Bob Jordan boarded his flight in the nick of time, and he was heading home. But this would be the worst flight of his life, now it’s time for the tale of Bob Jordan’s Horrifying Flight. “This is your captain speaking and our flight this evening to Chicago will be about 3 hours, today’s movie is…,” said the captain over the speaker. Bob Jordan was trying to sleep but Spotty, who sat next to him, kept poking him. “Hey, hey, hey,” whispered Spotty. Bob Jordan looked at Spotty as Spotty just stared at him. “What do you want?” asks Bob Jordan. “You look familiar, have we met?” asks Spotty. “No, but if you ever watched a basketball game on TV in the 90’s, I might be familiar,” said Bob Jordan. “Oh my God! I figured it out! You’re the Green Stuff Sports Drink guy!” cries Spotty. “I used to be their spokesman back in the day. Before Green Stuff was discontinued for being made of…,” said Bob Jordan. “Cool, oh do you have any peanuts?” asks Spotty. “Or pretzels, that would be nice too,” said a mysterious voice. Spotty turns around to see Dr. Slamin Salmon pressing the light button on and off. “Why hello their Dr. Slamin Salmon. I didn’t know that you would be on this flight,” said Spotty. “Oh yes, I’m very much on this flight and…,” says Dr. Slamin Salmon. “Would you both keep it down,” shouted Bob Jordan. The flight attendant arrived with drinks and pretzels. “Yeah, pretzels!” cried Dr. Slamin Salmon. The flight attendant passed out the drinks and pretzels to Spotty and Dr. Slamin Salmon. Bob Jordan stared at her in annoyance. “Miss, could I change seats please?” asks Bob Jordan. “Sure. But it’ll be your funeral,” said the flight attendant. 

 Now Bob Jordan was seated in between Annoying Girl and Jeff. Jeff was snoring loudly while Annoying Girl chatted away without stopping to take a break. Bob Jordan kept pressing the flight attendant button. “Must find better seats,” cries Bob Jordan. Now Bob Jordan sat next to Joe and Funclock who were trying to interview him. “I’m Joe, reporter for The FunTime News Channel and I have a few questions,” said Joe. “How could this flight get any worse?” shouted Bob Jordan. Meanwhile at the same time, Stunt Duck was flying his own airplane doing aeronautical stunts when he suddenly crashed into the airplane that Bob Jordan was flying in. After the crash, Stunt Duck and everyone aboard the other airplane were stuck on a deserted island. Now Stunt Duck, Spotty, and Bob Jordan were warming up by the fire as Spotty ate a fish stick. “Well, I missed my daughter’s birthday. Thanks a lot Stunt Duck,” said Bob Jordan. “I’m sorry my plane crashed into your guys’ plane. At least we’ll be rescued tomorrow,” said Stunt Duck. “Real lucky that the pilots were able to call for help before we crashed. But man am I hungry,” said Bob Jordan. “Hey Spotty? Where did you get that fish stick?” asks Stunt Duck. “From Dr. Slamin Salmon’s hand. It’s so good,” says Spotty. “Wait what?” cried Bob Jordan. Dr. Slamin Salmon was running around with a bloody missing hand as he was freaking out. Bob Jordan and Stunt Duck ran away from Spotty and Spotty shrugged it off. “It’s survival man. Plus Dr. Slamin Salmon will grow it back. I think,” said Spotty. 

THE END!