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Black Adam Movie Night With My Dad and I

Here's some pictures from the day that I saw the movie "Black Adam". My Dad and I had the whole theater to ourselves and the movie was pretty good too!

Vikings Remake Part 4

Our heroes soon landed on the island where they think the Wishing Ruby is located (but it’s another map that leads to the Wishing Ruby). “Alright, let’s go,” said Justin. “Where do you think it is,” asked Snow White. “The map says we just have to find a cave and in it is the treasure,” said Lacey. As our heroes were walking through the jungle from out of nowhere a huge cheetah popped out in front of them and it roared loudly. Dinky started barking at it while our heroes started to panic. “Justin, do you have your sword?” cried Lacey. “I don’t have any weapons,” cried Justin. “Hold on, I’ll kill the beast,” yelled a mysterious voice. 

Then a mysterious man popped out of nowhere and killed the cheetah. “Ha ha, no one can stop the mighty Beowulf, the slayer of monsters,” cried Beowulf in a brave voice. “Wait a minute, Beowulf, weren’t you once a member of King Hrothgar’s royal guard,” asked Justin. “Indeed, not only was I member, I used to be the former head of the royal guard, until that bastard Lancelot overthrew me, since then I was discharged and I became a hero for hire…what brings you three here,” asked Beowulf. “We came here looking for the Wishing Ruby…hey…maybe we can work together,” said Justin. Beowulf laughed and then tapped Justin on the shoulder. “My dear boy, I don’t want to work with anyone…I’m the lone wolf here…so hope you get to the Wishing Ruby before I do,” laughed Beowulf. Our heroes then heard a loud roar. “A monster…so long and hope you make it out of here alive,” yelled Beowulf. Beowulf then fled the scene. “Come on, we can get to the cave before he can,” yelled Justin. “But the monster,” cried Lacey and Snow White at the same time. 

Justin then pulled out an old sword and smiled. “Where did you get that,” asked Lacey. “Beowulf dropped it, now come on,” said Justin. Soon our heroes made it to a cave which was inside a very large mountain. “Lacey…you and Snow White stay out here…I’ll go in and get the ruby,” said Justin. “But…,” cried Lacey. “Stay…if I don’t come back in an hour leave without me,” said Justin. Lacey nodded. Justin went inside the cave and as Justin was walking inside the cave he saw a lot of dead animal carcasses. Now we go to Lacey and Snow White who were waiting outside for Justin. “So, girl…how old are you,” asked Snow White. “I’m 19, how about you,” asked Lacey. “I’m 22,” said Snow White. Lacey laughed and Snow White looked confused. “I’m sorry, but you at least look like a man of 47,” said Lacey. “You know why I wanted to have the Wishing Ruby,” asked Snow White. “Why,” asked Lacey. “Because back in the day a witch put an aging curse on me, so I age quicker than normal…all because I called her an old hag,” said Snow White. “Wait, you’re cursed, and you want to use the ruby to break it…wow, sorry about not taking you seriously,” said Lacey. Snow White then aged again, this time he looked like a senior citizen. “I guess you were right,” said Lacey. “Huh,” said Snow White. Just then Snow White turned back into a middle-aged man. “Wow, you went from 70 to 47 in under a second,” said Lacey. “Yah, the aging curse goes back and forth a lot, sometimes I turn into a toddler,” said Snow White. Soon after a couple of minutes talking to each other Snow White and Lacey began to almost fall in love with each other because they like a lot of the same things. But what will happen next? Only time will tell!

Vikings Remake Part 3

Now we go to the Longfellow family’s shoe shop/home where Babaduse and his Viking henchmen were destroying it, yet they were looking for something. A couple of big Vikings were holding Lacey and Paul. “Damn it brother, where’s the map,” yelled Babaduse. “Wait, why did this fat evil Viking call you brother,” cried Lacey. “Lacey…this is your uncle…Bababduse I don’t know where the map it…I haven’t seen it in years,” said Paul. Then one of the Vikings came out and he was holding what looked like a very old poster. “I found the map to the Wishing Ruby,” cried the Viking. “Let me see it,” yelled Bababduse. Babaduse took one look at it, and he then grinned. “We found it…now brother, my wish once we find the Wishing Ruby, I want to wish to be ruler of the world, and since you’re in my way I no choice but to do this,” said Babaduse. Babaduse then snapped his fingers and a very big Viking pulled out a battle axe. 

The Viking with the battle axe did something very horrible…he killed Paul Longfellow. “Dad, no…you bastards, you killed my father, why…,” cried Lacey. “Bring my niece back to the ship, we’ll rape her then kill her,” yelled Babaduse. Soon the Vikings tied up Lacey and they brought her back to their ship. When she arrived at the ship, Justin was tied up as well. “Alright men let’s set sail,” yelled Babaduse. Off the Vikings went and just like that the Viking invasion was over. Now we go to Lacey and Justin who were tied up in the brig. “Justin, I don’t know how to say this…but dad’s dead, the Vikings killed him,” said Lacey. Justin then began to cry. “Cheer up, if we make it out alive, we can reopen the shop in his honor,” said Lacey. “Lacey, you don’t understand…the last time I talked to dad…we argued, I do anything to have him back,” said Justin. “Maybe you two can wish your dad back to life with the Wishing Ruby,” said a mysterious voice. “Who said that?” asked Justin. Then coming down to the brig was a thin, geeky looking, middle-aged Viking holding a pot and behind him was a huge Bernese Mountain dog. “Hi, my name is Snow White and I’m the cook…and standing beside me is my special friend Dinky the Bernese Mountain dog and Babaduse ordered me to make you work with me in the kitchen,” said Snow White the Viking. “Why did you name that mammoth of a dog Dinky anyway,” asked Lacey. “I thought it would be funny…and he’s Mr. Dinky to you,” said Snow White. 

Snow White then released Lacey and Justin. “Come with me to the kitchen, I need to make the crew their dinner,” said Snow White the Viking. Soon Lacey and Justin were helping to make the Viking crew their dinner. But little did Justin and Snow White know was that Lacey drugged the dinner and soon when the served the Viking crew dinner, they were knocked out. “Bro, we can make our escape, the lifeboat is over there,” cried Lacey. “Wait Lacey, I need to get something,” said Justin. Justin then headed to the captain’s quarters and began to look for the map to the Wishing Ruby. “Crap, you two are going to get me fired and this is all I got,” said Snow White the Viking. “Snow White, forget about the Vikings and Babaduse, why don’t you come back with us,” said Lacey. “As much as I would like to live a normal life, I need to find the Wishing Ruby and this crew can take me to it,” said Snow White the Viking. “Not any more they can’t,” said Justin. Justin then grabbed the mapped and just as he and Lacey were jumping into the lifeboat. “Wait, me and Dinky want to come with you, I’ll join you in your quest,” cried Snow White. Soon Justin, Lacey, Snow White, and Dinky escaped on the lifeboat with the map to the Wishing Ruby. “Alright Lacey, where does the map say we need to go,” asked Justin while rowing the boat. “We need to head west, that’s where the map says we should go,” said Lacey. Off our heroes went to the Wishing Ruby. 

Now we go back to Babaduse’s ship, and he and his Viking crew awoke to discover the map to the Wishing Ruby was gone. “Those damn kids, we need to find them,” cried Babaduse angrily. “It looks like Snow White joined them,” said one of the Vikings. “Who cares that asshole of a cook was useless, we have to find them and then get the map back,” yelled Babaduse angrily. Then Babaduse heard clapping from behind him. Babaduse turned around and saw Loki and Grendel standing behind him. “Who are you two,” screamed Babaduse. “My name is Loki, I bet you heard of me, and this is my friend Grendel, we are here to help you,” said Loki. “What’s the catch,” asked Babaduse unsurely. “No catch, except I get to kill my brother and then you get the Wishing Ruby and let your wish come true,” said Loki. “Do you know where they are heading,” asked Babaduse. “What do I look like Niord…but seriously I know where they are…,” said Loki. Loki then opened a blackish portal and when he did that it freaked out Babaduse. “Grendel, through this portal is the island where they are heading, go out and take care of them,” said Loki. Grendel nodded and then walked through the portal. Loki then began to laugh evilly. “So, he’ll bring back the map right,” asked Babaduse nervously. “We don’t need the map, I already know where the Wishing Ruby is…Grendel will simply stop those idiots…that map they have leads them to the true map of the Wishing Ruby, so basically they are on a wild goose chase, now, let’s head to the Wishing Ruby Island,” said Loki. It seems Loki is teaming up with Babaduse and that are heroes not only have to make two trips…but they’ll have to fight two different monsters…or do they?

Vikings Remake Part 2

Now we go to the heavens where the gods were having a meeting. “Sir, I just received word that Loki is playing in the affairs of mortals again,” said Heimdall. “As usual, him, Hela, and Grendel are always wreaking havoc, now what are they doing with the mortals,” asked Odin. Just then, Thor walked into Odin’s throne room. “Father, it’s Loki, I found out he’s going to do something with my runaway bride and your son,” said Thor. “What…that woman I can deal with…but if Loki returns your brother’s memories we’re screwed,” said Odin. Now we go to Loki, Hela, and Grendel plotting a plan to help the Vikings who are invading the kingdom of King Hrothgar (that’s where the Longfellow family lives). “Father, I found the whereabouts of your brother, your Viking army should destroy his home very soon,” said Hela. “Hmmm, Grendel, we need to head to the mortal realm and take care of some business, I feel those dumb Vikings won’t take care of my brother,” said Loki. 

Loki then opened a portal to the kingdom of King Hrothgar and he and Grendel walked through it. Hela then sighed and then continued mixing up potions in a caldron. “My father is such an idiot, my grandfather is going to kill us if we get caught,” said Hela to herself. Now we go to King Hrothgar’s throne room where King Hrothgar was sitting on his throne and Sir Lancelot stood by his side. “Sir Lancelot, do you hear something,” asked King Hrothgar. “I think someone’s knocking on the throne room door,” said Sir Lancelot. “Well…let him in,” yelled King Hrothgar. Sir Lancelot then opened the throne room door and Justin Longfellow walked in. Justin tripped on his way into the throne room and when he looked up, he saw Sir Lancelot staring down at him. “What is it peasant,” asked Sir Lancelot. “Oh my god, you’re Sir Lancelot…the head of the royal guard…you’re like a legend around here….anyway…I need to speak to the king, the kingdom is in danger,” cried Justin. “What kind of danger,” asked Sir Lancelot? 

A couple of minutes later King Hrothgar set out the royal guard to try and stop the Viking invasion. Just as Justin was about to leave, Sir Lancelot came out on top of a white horse. “Peasant, you head to the church and tell Friar Tuck to ring the bell…that will single the people to lock up their doors, but hurry…from what you told us they’re almost here,” yelled Sir Lancelot. “Okay,” said Justin. Soon Sir Lancelot rode off to battle on his white horse. “I can’t believe I met a legendary hero, but I better do as he says,” said Justin to himself. Justin then ran off to do what he was told, but just as he was almost in town…three huge Vikings appeared and grabbed him. “Where do you think you’re going…Longfellow…if that’s your name,” said one of the Vikings. “How do you know my last name,” asked Justin. “He’s Paul’s son alright… Babaduse would like to have him,” said one of the Vikings. “Who’s Babaduse,” asked Justin. “He’s your uncle…now let’s take you back to our ship,” said one of the Vikings. “What,” cried Justin? It now seems Justin has an Uncle Babaduse who’s a Viking leader and somehow, he will find out more about his father’s past!

Vikings Remake Part 1

Once upon a time in a mythical land there once lived a shoemaker by the name of Paul Longfellow. Paul Longfellow was once happily married to a beautiful wife, but she died and now he alone must care for their children. Paul’s a son and a daughter. Paul’s son is name Justin Longfellow and Justin dreams of one day become a knight. Paul’s daughter is named Lacey Longfellow and she is a stilled inventor. Even though Lacey and Justin dream of bigger things their father just wants them to continue the family business. But our story begins in their shoe shop where an old long last family member was about to return. It was closing time for the shoe shop and after Paul closed the store, he began to make dinner. Lacey was in her room working on an invention of hers while Justin was outside practicing his fighting skills. Justin was training in the backyard because he heard the kingdom was looking for more knights, and he would do anything to become one. “Lacey, Justin, time for dinner,” yelled Paul. Neither Lacey nor Justin responded to the call. Paul sighed and then Paul headed out to the backyard. “Justin, what are you doing out here,” yelled Paul. “Dad, I need to practice my sword fighting if I’ll ever become a knight,” said Justin. “Look…son…I forbid you to become a knight, even if the royal guard is looking for recruits,” said Paul. “Why don’t you want me to follow my dreams,” cried Justin. “Because...I know what’s best for you…now…come in for dinner and grabbed your sister,” said Paul. Paul then headed back inside. “One day, I’ll become a legendary hero whither or not my father approves,” said Justin to himself. Now we go to Lacey’s room where she was looking out her window when she suddenly noticed something by the shoreline a couple of yards from her house. “I better pole out my telescope,” said Lacey. Lacey then looked through her telescope and she saw an army of Viking ships preparing for an invasion of her kingdom. “Oh my god…Justin, get up here,” cried Lacey. Justin then ran up to his sister’s room. “What,” asked Justin. Lacey then pointed out the window and Justin then saw the invading Vikings. “Crap, I’ll alert the kingdom while you and dad lock up the shop,” said Justin. Soon Justin was headed to King Hrothgar’s castle to warn of the Viking invasion. But little do our heroes know that a blast from Paul’s past was about to arrive!

The Cursed Kingdom Part 2

It’s been two years since the curse was broken over the Kinling Kingdom, and the Kinling family will welcome a new son-in-law to be Arthur Willings. Arthur and Jessica Kinling are still in love and are getting married. Roddy Komp is now a knight and is dating Princess Jessica’s lady-in-waiting Amy. As for the three lumberjacks Spotty, Stork, and Binky Bear are now living in the castle and mooching off king and queen Kinling. The Black Knights have taken over a kingdom two miles away from the Kinling Kingdom, and Coyote and Prince Gary co-rule this kingdom as well. Now our new story begins, but it starts with a problem. The curse had one more detail, the Kinling family was giving an hourglass that represents how long they had to break the curse. But even though the curse was broken, it was broken for Princess Jessica. So this means as of right now Princess Jessica will turn into an ogre once more. It’s now midnight at the curse kingdom, Arthur and Jessica were sleeping together. Jessica woke up, and felt funny. She then walked around the long hallway. Now we go to Spotty who was making a sandwich in the kitchen. “Man, a midnight snack and it’s back to bed, I wonder where the ketchup is,” said Spotty to himself. Then Spotty heard a roar. “I wonder what that noise was,” said Spotty. Then Spotty walked out of the kitchen with a sandwich in his hand. “Hello, anyone there,” said Spotty. Then Spotty saw a shadowy figure walking around. “It’s a cat burglar, I better…,” said Spotty. Then Princess Jessica popped out of nowhere and she turned into an ogre. “Princess Jessica,” asked Spotty. Then Princess Jessica slapped Spotty and ran away. 

Then Princess Jessica ran outside into the forest, and now a new quest has begun. It was soon morning in the Kinling Kingdom, but sad news went around the whole kingdom. Princess Jessica ran away, and they couldn’t find her. Spotty told the king and queen (Jessica’s parents) about the news and he also asked for some money. Soon Arthur found out, and he was shocked. “Why did she run away, and why is she an ogre again,” asked Arthur. “Dude, this is very weird, weren’t you the one who broke the curse when you kissed her,” said Roddy Komp. “I don’t know, I thought I did,” said Arthur. Then Amy walked into the room. “I know why Jessica is still cursed, follow me,” said Amy. Then they went to the castle library. Then Amy showed Arthur and Roddy the broken hourglass. “You see, this hourglass tells us how long we had to break the curse, because there was a time limit, and I think the kingdom was cured but not Princess Jessica, it must have run out halfway after you cured Jessica,” said Amy. “Wait, I only cured the kingdom, but not Jessica, so, she’s still an ogre, but how did she turn into a human again anyway,” asked Arthur. “I don’t know why she was human for a little bit, but it didn’t last long,” said Amy. “But for two years,” said Roddy. “Heck, maybe it takes awhile for it to come back, but poor Jessica, she’s an ogre again,” said Amy. Then Binky Bear walked in. “Hey, why are you guys looking at that hour glass I broke last week,” asked Binky Bear. “Wait, you broke it,” cried Amy. “Yah, I was trying to grab a book on the top shelf, and accidently knocked it over,” said Binky Bear. “So that means, that when the hourglass broke, it must have brought back the curse, but only to Jessica,” said Amy. Then Spotty walked in. “Hey everybody, what’s happing,” said Spotty. “We just found out how Jessica is an ogre again, it’s because Binky broke the hourglass that…,” said Arthur. “Look, if she’s still cursed, I know a guy who can cure her, and it’s not you,” said Spotty. “Who would that be,” asked Arthur. “My friend Beardy, he’s a wizard and he’ll help you out, because were best friends, and he just lives on Mt. Rayson,” said Spotty. “Alright, I know what I must do, I must find Beardy and Jessica and break the curse all over again,” said Arthur. Now Arthur is going on a quest to save Jessica. Now we go to a tavern where we see Terry the Tapir drinking. “Hey bartender, can I get another drink,” yelled Terry the Tapir. Then the bartender walked out with an axe in his hand. “If you want another drink, give me the money you owe me,” said the bartender. “Hey, hey, hey, calm down, I’ll get the money,” said Terry the Tapir. “Get the hell out of my bar you dam whatever the hell you are,” yelled the bartender. Then Terry the Tapir was kicked out by the bartender. “I’m a tapir you asshole,” said Terry the Tapir. Terry the Tapir is the town drunk, and he used to be a Black Knight. 

Coyote fired him because he wouldn’t stop drinking and was spending all of the Black Knights money on alcohol. “Stupid tavern, man I need a drink and I need it now,” yelled Terry the Tapir. Then Terry the Tapir was walking and then he saw a poster on a tree. “What’s this,” said Terry the Tapir to himself. The poster said that a reward was being held for anyone who can catch a wild ogre, and the Black Knights were rewarding the money. “Catch an ogre eh, well I’m back in business,” said Terry the Tapir. Then Terry the Tapir started laughing evilly. Now we go to the Kinling Castle where Stork was talking to Spotty and Binky Bear. “You guys, when are we going back to work,” asked Stork. “Why my friend, we never have to work again,” said Spotty. “Spotty we can’t mooch off the king and queen forever,” said Stork. “Yah we can because we’re heroes,” said Spotty. “No Arthur broke the curse we’re just lumberjacks and do you two think after two years they fired us, we could be unemployed for all we know, and…,” said Stork. “Look, I hate being a lumberjack and of course we’re fired, like it’s been two years,” said Spotty. “Yah, now we have to say are goodbyes and try to get our jobs back and that’s that,” yelled Stork. Then Stork walked out, and Spotty started crying. “Dude cheer up, we can have fun being lumberjacks again,” said Binky Bear. “Shut up,” cried Spotty. Now we go to Coyote and Prince Gary talking about the ogre (Jessica) problem. “My boy, I remember when you first joined the Black Knights, and I knew you were special, but I overheard that you haven’t killed an ogre, or any other mythical creatures,” said Coyote. “Well, I was close to killing an ogre, but it turned out to be a princess,” said Prince Gary. “Well, I killed a baby dragon and I’m leader of the Black Knights, so go out and kill that wild ogre,” said Coyote. “But what if...,” said Prince Gary. “Look, it’s not going to be a princess, kill it anyway, you’ve already handed over your kingdom to the Black Knights so kill that ogre,” yelled Coyote. “Yes boss,” said Prince Gary. Then Prince Gary ran out of the room. “Sucker,” said Coyote. Now we go into the forest, and we see Princess Jessica lying by a creek. “Why me, now Arthur will never love me, why I’m I a monster, I’ve changed didn’t I,” cried Princess Jessica. Then she looked at her reflection in the water and then slapped it. “I’m a freak,” cried Princess Jessica. Then little did Princess Jessica know was that Terry the Tapir was watching her. “I’m going to kill me an ogre,” said Terry the Tapir to himself. Then Terry the Tapir started laughing evilly. Now we go to Arthur walking in the forest to look for Princess Jessica. But little did he know he was being followed. “Jessica, Jessica, we want you to come back home, hello, anybody,” yelled Arthur. “I’m somebody,” said a mysterious voice. 

Then Arthur turned around and saw Prince Gary. “Gary, not you again, what are the Black Knights up to now,” yelled Arthur. “You see, we have an ogre problem, and it maybe your sweetheart, so I have to kill it,” said Prince Gary. “Look, she means no harm, I need to bring her to a wizard’s house to make her normal again,” said Arthur. “I don’t care, now tell me where the ogre is or….,” yelled Prince Gary. Then Princess Jessica rammed Prince Gary to the ground. “Jessica,” asked Arthur. Then Princess Jessica ran away from the scene, and then chasing after Jessica was Terry the Tapir, but he was pooped. “I…get…you, ah oh, ah oh,” said Terry the Tapir. “Who the heck are you,” asked Arthur. “I’m Terry the Tapir and I’m after that ogre, to kill it so I can get a reward,” said Terry the Tapir. “I can’t let you do that,” said Arthur. “Oh, you don’t want me to kill the ogre, and then I’ll have to just kill you,” yelled Terry the Tapir. Then Terry the Tapir started fighting Arthur. Then Prince Gary from the ground punched Terry the Tapir in the nuts. Then Terry the Tapir fell to the ground. “Come on, let’s go to that wizards house,” said Prince Gary. “Wait, you want to team up with me,” asked Arthur. “Yes, before the drunken tapir wakes up, he was such a great Black Night, but he’ll always be a drunk, now let’s go,” said Prince Gary. “This day just got weird,” said Arthur to himself. Then Arthur and Prince Gary were headed Mt. Rayson to find the wizard named Beardy. Arthur and Prince Gary were almost towards Beardy’s house on Mt. Rayson. “Alright, we’re almost there,” said Prince Gary. “Again, why are you on my side now, I thought you wanted to kill Jessica,” asked Arthur. “Well of course I do, but once we find this wizard I can arrest him,” said Prince Gary. “Wait, what did this wizard do that was so bad,” asked Arthur. “Why for using magic of course, and witchcraft is against the law in my kingdom, so I will have a wizard and an ogre,” yelled Prince Gary. Then Arthur hit Prince Gary on the head with the back of his sword, and Prince Gary was soon knocked out. “I have plans for you too Gary,” said Arthur. Then Arthur found Beardy’s house on Mt. Rayson, and then he knocked on Beardy’s door. Beardy answered it. “Who the heck are you,” asked Beardy. “My name is Arthur, and my friend Spotty said you can help me with my problem,” said Arthur. “Spotty, man I haven’t seen him in years, and what’s the problem,” asked Beardy. “My girlfriend is an ogre, and it was a curse, I broke it, but she turned into an ogre again, can you help her to become human again,” asked Arthur. “Okay, I’ll help, come in and I’ll see if I have a cure,” said Beardy. “Oh and Beardy there’s another thing I want you to do for me,” asked Arthur. Then Arthur looked a Prince Gary who was still knocked out. Hours later, Prince Gary woke up. “Oh man, where I’m I and…,” said Prince Gary. Then Prince Gary looked at his hand, and it was now greenish-red and twice the size of a human hand. Then Prince Gary realized he was turned into an ogre by Beardy and Arthur. “You turned me into a monster, why, I done nothing wrong,” cried Prince Gary. “I asked Beardy to turn you into an ogre to show you what it’s like to be treated like a monster, or as you treated Jessica,” said Arthur. “You wizard, I will not arrest you if you turn me back into a human,” said Prince Gary. “Sorry pal, the spell can’t be broken, you’re an ogre forever,” said Beardy. “No, I’ll get my revenge, you’ll see, you’ll see,” yelled Prince Gary. Then Prince Gary ran out of Beardy’s house, and Beardy gave Arthur a cure for Princess Jessica to make her human again. Now we go to Princess Jessica lying in the forest. “Man, I’m pooped, I hate being on the run, I wish I can go back home,” said Princess Jessica to herself. Then Princess Jessica saw something flying in the sky. It landed right by her, and it was a baby dragon. “Why do you look so sad,” asked the dragon. “Dragons can talk,” cried Princess Jessica. “Yah, only to ogres, what are you doing here, ogres died out years ago,” said the dragon. “You mean there used to be other ogres,” asked Princess Jessica. “Oh yah, way back when ogres were peaceful creatures and lived in these forests,” said the dragon. “What happened to them,” asked Princess Jessica. “Will, humans killed the ogres, and those humans were the Black Knights,” said the dragon. “So, ogres are extinct,” said Princess Jessica. “Yah, humans killed all of them, but it’s nice to know that you’re still alive,” said the dragon. “Why,” asked Princess Jessica. “Because you may be the last ogre alive,” said the dragon. “But I wasn’t born an ogre,” said Princess Jessica. “What, so you were…,” said the dragon. “Yah human, but I was cursed by a wizard and now I’m running away from home because I’m hideous,” said Princess Jessica. “So, your home would be…,” asked the dragon. “I’m a princess and I live in a kingdom not that far from here, I don’t want to go back because…,” said Princess Jessica. “But don’t your family and friends care about you,” asked the dragon. “Well, I don’t know,” said Princess Jessica. “Well why don’t I take you back home, maybe they can help you get back to normal,” said the dragon. “But I…,” said Princess Jessica. “I think they’ll still love you, no matter if you’re an ogre or not,” said the dragon. “You’re right, they still love me, what was I thinking, let’s go home, ah…,” said Princess Jessica. “My name is Sparky the dragon, come on let’s go,” said Sparky the dragon. Then as Princess Jessica and Sparky were about to leave, Terry the Tapir popped out of nowhere right in fount of them. “You freaks ain’t going nowhere, I’m going to kill you, because I haven’t had a beer in weeks,” said Terry the Tapir. Then Terry the Tapir pulled out his axe and then Terry the Tapir and Princess Jessica started fighting each other. Now we see Coyote riding his horse in the woods, when out of nowhere Prince Gary popped out. “You’re the wild ogre, now I can kill you for mankind,” yelled Coyote. “Don’t kill me, it’s me Prince Gary,” cried Prince Gary. “Prince Gary isn’t an ogre, and I would never believe a monster like you,” yelled Coyote. “But I was put in a curse by the other ogre’s boyfriend and…,” cried Prince Gary. “Wait, what other ogre,” asked Coyote. Then Prince Gary thought of a plan to save him. “Oh, it’s just a female ogre, and I’m a male, and that means…,” said Prince Gary. “It means the ogre species maybe repopulated, where’s the female,” asked Coyote. “I’ll take you too it, and who knows, with one dead, they can’t repopulate,” said Prince Gary. Soon Prince Gary and Coyote were on the hunt for the female ogre aka Princess Jessica. Now we go to the Kinling Kingdom where Spotty, Stork, and Binky Bear were about to leave. “No, I don’t want to go back and be a lumberjack, I want to be treated like royalty,” cried Spotty. “Spotty, we can’t mooch off the king and queen forever, and we need to find new jobs,” said Stork. Then King and Queen Kinling ran outside to Spotty, Stork, and Binky Bear. “Wait, don’t go you guys we want to tell you something,” said Queen Kinling. “What is it your highness,” asked Binky Bear. “Me and my husband have been thinking, and since we like your company…,” said Queen Kinling. “We decided to make you knights of our kingdom, what would you guys say,” said King Kinling. “You mean, we get to be knights, that’s like a dream come true,” said Spotty. “Wow, I’m a knight, I can’t wait to tell my mom,” said Stork. “So welcome knighthood, now you guys go to the knight training academy which is in about five blocks from our castle,” said King Kinling. “Alright, we’re knights,” cried Spotty, Stork, and Binky Bear. Now we go to Arthur walking in the woods, but he was being followed. He heard some rustling in some bushes. “Who’s there,” yelled Arthur. It was Princess Jessica, but she was too shy to come out. “Jessica, tell him,” said Sparky the dragon. Then Princess Jessica came out of the bushes. “Jessica, come with me back home and I have something for you,” said Arthur. “I’m ready to go back, I have a new friend with me, come out Sparky,” said Princess Jessica. Then Sparky flew towards them. “A dragon, you found a real-life dragon, I thought they were a myth,” said Arthur. “Pal, I like you and,” said Sparky the dragon. Now let’s hear what Arthur heard Sparky say. “Oh, lam, brr, kaa, kaa,” said Sparky the dragon (only to Arthur’s ears, because dragons can only talk to ogres). “What did he say,” asked Arthur. Then Princess Jessica was shot in the back with an arrow. Then more arrows shot Princess Jessica in the back. She then fell to the ground. “Jessica,” cried Arthur. Then Terry the Tapir came out of nowhere with a bow and arrows. “I got me an ogre, I can taste the beer now,” said Terry the Tapir. “You again, look she’s not a monster, she won’t hurt anyone,” said Arthur. “Oh, what was I going to say, I don’t care, I want liquor, now stand aside and let me grab that monster,” yelled Terry the Tapir. Then Coyote and Prince Gary rode into the scene. “Nice job ogre, we found the female and…Terry, what the hell are you doing here,” yelled Coyote. “Look I want the reward, so you can just…,” yelled Terry the Tapir. “Like I give you the reward,” said Coyote. “Wait a minute, you guys…but I thought…dam, dam, dam, I need money, and I’ll get my revenge on you Coyote someday,” yelled Terry the Tapir. Then Terry the Tapir walked out of the scene. “Prince Gary, I thought he would have killed you by now,” said Arthur. “I maybe an ogre now, but now we can get the female ogre and kill her, so she won’t breed with me,” said Prince Gary. “Like I would have sex with a smelly ogre,” said Princess Jessica. “Look who’s talking, let’s kill her Coyote,” said Prince Gary. “On second thought, let me kill you,” said Coyote. “What, but we had a deal,” cried Prince Gary. “Hey, you’re a male ogre, you’re the other half of the breeding couple, now, I’ll give you a five second start,” said Coyote. Then Prince Gary ran away into the woods and Coyote followed. “Come on Jessica, let’s go home,” said Arthur. What will happen next? Nobody knows! 

Soon Arthur and Jessica were back home in the Kinling Kingdom, and Arthur gave Jessica a potion that will turn her back into a human. Soon Princess Jessica drank the potion and she was human again. Couple of weeks later, Arthur and Jessica got married. As for the others Roddy Komp and Amy were soon engaged to be married, Spotty, Stork, and Binky Bear are now knights for the Kinling Kingdom, and everyone else lived happily ever after, except for Prince Gary, he’s still an ogre but his whereabouts are unknown for now. A couple of months later Arthur and Jessica gave birth to a beautiful daughter named Stacy, but that’s a story for another day. So has the curse ended for good, or will it be time for a new generation to suffer though the curse, we may know soon!

The Cursed Kingdom Part 1

Once upon a time there was a kingdom. It had a king, a queen, and a princess. The princess’s name was Jessica Kinling. She was very spoiled and only cared about herself. Then one day, a wizard came into her kingdom. The wizard wanted food because he came many miles with no food or water. The king and queen didn’t give him any food or water and ordered him to leave. But he would not leave, and so the wizard said he would put a curse on the kingdom if he didn’t follow his wishes. Then Princess Jessica called the wizard a bum, and soon the wizard cursed the whole kingdom. Turning everyone, even the king and queen into animals, and as for Princess Jessica, the wizard turned her into a horrible monster. She was very upset because she was once a beautiful young woman. Now the only way for her to get rid of the curse was for her true love to kiss her. But she gave up hope, knowing that no one would love a monster. 

Now we go to a couple years later into the future where we see a hungry peasant. The peasant’s name was Arthur Willings, he was 27 years old. Arthur and his friend Roddy Komp were going to see if they could become knights of their kingdom. “Alright my friend, we’ll be peasants no more, now we’ll be knights,” said Arthur Willings. “Dude, calm down, we may not even get the job,” said Roddy. Then Arthur and Roddy went to their kingdom’s castle, and started talking to the king. “Why do you two think you can be knights of my kingdom,” asked the King. “Well, you see your majesty, we’ll guard your kingdom from anything, and we’ll fight anyone and win, and we are very brave,” said Arthur. “And plus, were doing it for the money and chicks,” said Roddy. “Alright, you two get the job, but the one I have for you two is the one even my bravest knights can’t handle,” said the King. “Sure, we’ll do it, what is it,” asked Arthur. “Have you ever heard of the Cursed Kingdom,” asked the King. What will happen next? Nobody knows! Now our heroes are on their way to the Cursed Kingdom to kill a horrible monster. “Dude, on you out of your mind,” yelled Roddy. “Look we’ll do this, we can kill whatever this thing is,” said Arthur. “Dude, even if this monster is real, it’s going to kick our ass, we won’t get the money or the chicks, we’re not heroes, come on let’s just go back dude,” yelled Roddy. “Listen, we’re knights now, and we can kill a monster, and besides if we leave, we’re no better than the other knights, now come on,” said Arthur. As they were walking, they heard people singing. “Hey, where’s that singing coming from,” asked Roddy. “I don’t know, hey, whoever is there, please show yourselves,” yelled Arthur. Then a huge tree fell right in front of them. It was three lumberjacks. “Hello, my name is Spotty, and here are my friends, Stork and Binky Bear, were just lumberjacks on duty, but would you like some pancakes and biscuits,” said Spotty. “Sorry for my friend, so what are you guys doing here,” asked Stork. “Hey, you guys are talking animals,” said Arthur. “Duh we can talk, now why are you here,” asked Binky Bear. “Ah, we’re going to the Cursed Kingdom,” said Arthur. “Don’t go there, do you know why it’s cursed,” said Spotty. “Why,” asked Roddy. “Because, the horrible monster came and killed the king and queen, and soon the people in the kingdom were never seen again,” said Binky Bear. “Alright we’ll be on our way,” said Arthur. “Man, I still hope we can get paid,” said Roddy. “Pay, you guys are getting paid, how much,” asked Stork. “Well, were knights and were going to kill the monster in the Cursed Kingdom for $500,” said Arthur. “Group huddle,” said Spotty. Then Spotty, Stork, and Binky huddled up. “You guys this could be a chance, we never get paid for being lumberjacks, so if we help these guys we can get half of their pay,” said Spotty. “Yah, I’m tired of eating pancakes let’s help them,” said Binky Bear. “Alright, god I hope this works,” said Stork. Then Spotty went over to Arthur and Roddy. “You know, we know how to kill the monster, maybe we can come with you,” asked Spotty. “What’s the catch,” asked Roddy. “Well, we want half of your pay,” said Spotty. “No deal, we’re knights, so we can take care of this by ourselves,” said Arthur. “Come on man, maybe we do need their help, I say they can join us,” said Roddy. “Well, ok, you guys can come with us,” said Arthur. “Yah,” yelled the three lumberjacks. Soon our heroes were soon in the Cursed Kingdom. “Damn, this place is a ghost town, how are we ever going to find that monster,” said Roddy. Then we see a stray dog coming to us. “Hey boy, where did you come from,” asked Arthur. “Hey, who you are calling boy, I’m one of the knights of this kingdom, so that means, no one can came in this kingdom without my permission,” said the dog. “Hey, you can talk, like I haven’t seen that before,” said Arthur. 

Then Arthur looked at Spotty. “Why are you looking at me like that,” said Spotty. “Sorry, but were here to kill the monster, so talking dog, leave it to the real knights okay,” said Roddy. “No one can kill Princess Jessica, and now I have to ask you to leave,” said the dog. Then our heroes just walked past the talking dog. “Man, that was weird, a talking dog,” said Spotty. “Look who’s talking,” said Stork. “Oh yah, I forgot I was a talking dog,” said Spotty. Soon they were walking through the kingdom and they saw a lot of animals and no people. “Hey, do you lumberjacks know why there are no people in the Cursed Kingdom,” asked Roddy. “Well, I heard it was that the monster turned all the people in the kingdom into animals,” said Spotty. “But who is this Princess Jessica,” asked Arthur. “The daughter of King Kinling and Queen Kinling, but I haven’t heard those names in years, some say they died when the Cursed Kingdom came to town,” said Stork. “Maybe this is the kingdom of the Kinling’s,” said Arthur. “That could be possible, but we need more proof,” said Binky Bear. Then our heroes saw an old castle, they soon went inside the old castle. Arthur, Roddy, Spotty, Stork, and Binky Bear went into the castle, and it was very scary in there. “Man, I wonder where that monster is,” said Spotty. Then our heroes heard a loud roar. “What in the hell was that?” yelled Roddy. “That must be the monster, alright you guys, let’s split up and find us a monster,” said Arthur. Soon our heroes split up, and soon Arthur found a library. “Wow, look at all these books, and who would have time to read these,” said Arthur. Then he was walking then he saw the monster sitting in the chair. “Ah, it’s the monster,” screamed Arthur. Then monster looked like an ogre, with one big eye, crazy hair, very fat, and blue skin. The monster screamed back and ran off. The monster was running like a gorilla, and Arthur followed it into a bedroom. “Die, you, horrible monster,” yelled Arthur. “No, I’m not evil, please leave me alone,” yelled the monster. “You put this kingdom into a curse, and now I’m going to kill you,” yelled Arthur. “I didn’t put this kingdom into a curse, it was a wizard,” yelled the monster. “What are you talking about,” asked Arthur. “I’m Princess Jessica, and I mean you no harm,” said Princess Jessica. “What,” asked Arthur. And now we go outside where we see a black knight on his horse, and then he took off his helmet and it was Coyote (Spotty’s #1 enemy). “Now, I, Coyote, will kill this monster once and for all,” said Coyote. Now we go back inside the castle. “So, what happened to this place anyway,” asked Arthur. “Well, a wizard came to our kingdom, and we didn’t know he had magic powers, and my parents and I were mean to him, then he put the whole kingdom into a curse,” said Princess Jessica. “Well, how do we break the curse,” asked Arthur. “Well, it’s not going to be easy, but my true loves kiss will break it, but my true love won’t like to see me like this,” said Princess Jessica. “What’s his name, maybe I can look for him,” asked Arthur. “His name is Prince Gary, and he lives in a kingdom 6 miles from here, but…,” said Princess Jessica. “But what,” asked Arthur. “Well, he’s a little spoiled,” said Princess Jessica. Then Spotty comes running in. “Hey there, you are, wait, the monster, let me kill it,” yelled Spotty. Spotty pulled out his ax and was about to kill Jessica. “No, listen lumberjack, she is not responsible for the curse, the monster is a princess under a curse, now we need to find some guy named Prince Gary, now let’s go,” said Arthur. “What just happen, you wait here monster,” said Spotty. Spotty ran up to Arthur. “Dude are you out of your mind, the monster is lying, now let’s not go on some wild goose chase, and just kill it,” said Spotty. “No, don’t you get in, the monster didn’t cause the curse, the curse is on the monster and the whole kingdom, the monster is the princess,” said Arthur. “What, look whatever it said, don’t believe it, okay,” said Spotty. Then we heard clapping. It was Coyote. “Very good, hello Spotty, what are you doing here,” said Coyote. “Who are you,” yelled Arthur. “Dude, that’s my enemy, Coyote, from my former kingdom, they made him apart of the Black Knights, but not me, and he is a bully and a dick,” yelled Spotty. “Look, leave the monster killing for me, not some lumberjack and a peasant,” said Coyote. Then Coyote started walking and then Arthur pulled out his sword. “Not on my watch,” said Arthur. 

Then Coyote and Arthur started fighting, and then Arthur pushed Coyote through a window, and Coyote fell. “Dam, I think I broke an arm, and you haven’t seen the last of me or the Black Knights, and we will kill that monster,” said Coyote. Then Coyote started walking back to his horse. “He’ll be back, and with more help, now, where is this guy,” said Spotty. Spotty and Stork went to look for Prince Gary, and Arthur, Roddy, and Binky Bear are guarding the kingdom. Now we go to Roddy and Binky where they were in a one room house. Then Roddy saw a King Cobra. “Hello, what are you guys doing,” asked the King Cobra. “Are you one of the people under the curse, or can you just talk like my friend over there,” asked Roddy. “Well, my name is Amy, I’m Princess Jessica’s best friend and lady-in-waiting,” said Amy. “So, the curse has made you a snake,” said Roddy. “Well, I’m actually a King Cobra, but I wanted to get to know you, so, what’s your name,” asked Amy. “My name is Roddy, and my talking bear friend is named Binky, and why did you want to know that?” asked Roddy. “Well, ah, I have to go,” said Amy. Then Amy started slithering away. “Dude, I think that snake was hitting on you,” said Binky Bear. “No, it wasn’t, besides, like I could date a snake,” said Roddy. Now we go to Princess Jessica and Arthur as they were talking to each other. “So, your folks are the king and queen,” asked Arthur. “Yah, they’re the king and queen alright, but they might like to meet you,” said Princess Jessica. Then an owl and a wolf came in. “Who are those two,” asked Arthur. “Why, were King Kinling and Queen Kinling, and were animals because of this curse, so when are you going to kiss my daughter already,” asked King Kinling. “Dad, be quit,” said Princess Jessica. “We’re just waiting for Prince Gary, and he is the only one who can break the curse,” said Arthur. “But only the true love could break the curse, and that could be anyone,” said Queen Kinling. “What did you say,” asked Arthur. “O nothing, you’ll find out,” said Queen Kinling. Then King Kinling and Queen Kinling left the room. 2 weeks have past, and Arthur is starting to fall in love with Princess Jessica, but Princess Jessica doesn’t know that. “Thanks for not wanting to kill me anymore,” said Princess Jessica. “Well, I think you’re a good person,” said Arthur. “I just hope Prince Gary likes me, because he is my true love after all,” said Princess Jessica. “Yah let’s just hope he’s the one for you,” said Arthur. “Yah, I hope,” said Princess Jessica. Now we go to Roddy and Amy, and Roddy and Amy were starting to fall in love with each other too. “So, I hope the curse is broken soon, but I still wonder what you were like when you were human,” said Roddy. “Well, I guess I’ll surprise you,” said Amy. “Wait, you’re not a fat chick are you,” said Roddy. “What was that?” asked Amy. “Oh nothing,” said Roddy. Now we go to Coyote where he was in a meeting with the Black Knights. “Now my brothers we welcome a new black knight into our group, Prince Gary,” said Coyote. Then Prince Gary walks in. “Thank you, now we are going to kill the monster of the Cursed Kingdom, who’s with me,” yelled Prince Gary. “All hail the order of the Black Knights,” yelled all the Black Knights. Little did we know was that Spotty and Stork were watching the Black Knights meeting. “Oh no, we have to warn the others Spotty,” said Stork. “What just happened, I wasn’t listening,” said Spotty. Soon the Black Knights came to the Cursed Kingdom to kill the monster. Prince Gary and Coyote went into the castle to look for the monster. 

Roddy, Spotty, Stork, and Binky Bear were fighting the other Black Knights, and our heroes were winning. Then Prince Gary saw the monster. “Time for you to burn in hell, you demon,” yelled Prince Gary. “Stop,” yelled Arthur. “What do you want peasant,” said Prince Gary. “Look, this is Princess Jessica, she is the one that was cursed not the one who made the curse,” said Arthur. “What, this ugly monster was my former bride, you’re lying,” yelled Prince Gary. “Gary is that you,” yelled Princess Jessica. “O my god, Jessica…you’re a monster, and now I shall kill you by order of the Black Knights,” yelled Prince Gary. Then as Prince Gary was about to kill Princess Jessica, Arthur jumped out right in front of him. “You have to fight me if you want to get to her,” yelled Arthur. Then Arthur pulled out his sword and started fighting Prince Gary. Soon Arthur pushed Prince Gary to the ground and then Arthur with his sword cut off Prince Gary’s arm. “I’m not going to kill you, but you now know what it’s like to be different, because now you only have one arm,” yelled Arthur. “You asshole,” yelled Prince Gary. Then Arthur turned around and saw Coyote stabbing Princess Jessica in the chest. “So long suckers, come on Prince Gary,” yelled Coyote. Then Coyote and Prince Gary got away. “Jessica,” yelled Arthur. Arthur then ran to Jessica. “Don’t die Jessica, I love you,” yelled Arthur. “What was that?” asked Jessica. “I love you. I see that you’re a kind and loving person, and I know I’m not your true love but…,” said Arthur. Then Arthur kissed Princess Jessica. Soon Jessica started glowing brightly, and then Jessica started floating in the air. Then soon Arthur broke the curse, but how? Soon everything in the Cursed Kingdom was becoming brand new. Soon the buildings looked brand new and so did the castle, then all the animals in the kingdom turned back into people. Now we go back to Arthur and Princess Jessica. “What is going on,” said Arthur. Soon Princess Jessica wasn’t a monster anymore, but a beautiful young woman. “What happened,” said Princess Jessica. Then Princess Jessica looked at her hands. “I’m human again, Arthur you broke the curse,” yelled Princess Jessica. “But I’m not your true love, Prince Gary is, but I…,” said Arthur. 

Then Princess Jessica ran towards Arthur and gave him a kiss. “Hey honey,” yelled King Kinling. King and Queen Kinling were human again too. “But I love Jessica, but I’m not her true love,” said Arthur. “Yes Arthur, you are Princess Jessica’s true love because you love her, that’s what being someone’s true love is,” said Queen Kinling. “Arthur, are you going to marry my daughter someday?” asked King Kinling. “Yes, I may do that someday, because I love Jessica, as herself, not because she is a human being now,” said Arthur. Then Roddy, Spotty, Stork, and Binky Bear came into the room. “Dude, the Cursed Kingdom isn’t cursed anymore, way to go dude,” said Roddy. “Yah, but are we still getting paid,” asked Spotty. “Dude, we get paid as lumberjacks not knights, but we did a good deed, and that’s the reward we’ve earned,” said Stork. “You suck,” said Binky Bear. “Well boys time to hit the open trail, but with no money,” said Spotty. Then Spotty and Binky Bear started crying. “Well, since you three helped our kingdom, how does $700 sound for each of you,” said King Kinling. “Alright, we’re going to get some new shoes baby,” yelled Spotty. Then Arthur and Jessica started making out. “Aw man, Arthur gets a chick, and I don’t, this suck,” said Roddy. Then Roddy sees another beautiful young woman. “Hello baby, what’s your name?” said Roddy. “It’s me Amy, remember silly,” said Amy. “You mean Amy the King Cobra, damn, that’s what you really look like, are you sure you don’t have a boyfriend,” said Roddy. “I do now,” said Amy. Then Amy kissed Roddy. “Thank you,” said Roddy to himself. Then Amy and Roddy started kissing. And everybody lived happily ever after!

Catfish, Catfish Remake!

On a quiet lake in the early morning, a lone fisherman and his pet Crane were sleeping on his boat when the sounds of fish slashing woke them up. The fisherman looked at his watch and realized his needed to get back home to his family. Before the fisherman left, he released some of the fish he caught. One of those fish was a catfish named Jack was swimming when he bumped into his friend Snapper the snapping turtle. “Hello,” said Snapper the snapping turtle. “I’m in a hurry, sorry Snapper, I can't play today,” said Jack. As Catfish Jack swam along, he ran into Mr. Otter. "You wanted to see me Mr. Otter?" asked Jack. “Can you help me with something,” asked Mr. Otter. “Help you with what,” asked Catfish Jack. “There is a hole in Crane’s boat all of us need to pitch in and fix it,” said Mr. Otter. 

After the fisherman returned his boat to shore, Crane accidentally poked a hole in it. "Animals of the lake, I need your help in repairing my owner the fisherman's boat," cried Crane. Soon all the lake animals came and worked together to fix Crane’s boat. After a long day of work and repairs, Crane's boat looked good as new. “Thanks everyone for fixing my boat,” yelled Crane. Soon all the animals celebrated their hard work with a pizza party as the sun slowly set. The next day, the fisherman returned to see Crane sleeping in his boat. The fisherman jumped in his boat and started to row his boat as Catfish Jack, Snapper, and Mr. Otter watched. "Do you guys ever wonder what the fisherman does with the fish he keeps?" asked Snapper. "I'll tell you when you're older," said Mr. Otter. "Come on guys, let's go swimming," yelled Jack. And so, Catfish Jack, Mr. Otter and Snapper swam together as the sun began to rise again for another new day. 

The End

The Origin of Stretch Man: Part 2

Stretch Man became a full-time member of The Gifted and changed his superhero name to Dr. Stretch. The GreenSpeed and Ms. Giant continued their relationship, and they were falling in love with each other all over again. President Henry Q. (X-Eye) started funding The Gifted and soon The Gifted remodeled their headquarters. It looks like The Gifted saved the day again from Dr. Hurt, but Dr. Hurt wasn’t gone for good. Now we go to Dr. Hurt’s headquarters where his robots started building their master a stronger robotic body. Now Dr. Hurt’s head was put in a jar and attached to a huge robotic body. Dr. Hurt wasn’t a cripple anymore. Now he’s a strong cyborg. “Now, I can finally get my revenge on The Gifted, once and for all,” yelled Dr. Hurt. Then Dr. Hurt started laughing evilly. Meanwhile at The Gifted’s headquarters, The GreenSpeed and Ms. Giant were alone together in her room. “I’m glad you came back from your soul searching. What did you learn?” asked Ms. Giant. “That I love you. No matter my past. But there’s something I need to tell you about my past and…,” said The GreenSpeed. Ms. Giant covered his mouth and showed him a picture of her when she used to be obese. 

The GreenSpeed looked at the picture in confusion. “Who is this?” asked The GreenSpeed. “That was me. I used to be the unpopular ugly fat girl. I should have told you sooner after I learned that you used to be…,” said Ms. Giant. The GreenSpeed shushed Ms. Giant and held her hands. “I don’t care about that. And that wasn’t what I was going to tell you. My real name isn’t Gus Speed. I was put in a witness protection program. Because he wants me dead,” said The GreenSpeed. “Who wants you dead?” asked Ms. Giant. “My father. The biggest crime lord in Action City,” said The GreenSpeed. “Who is your father?” asked Ms. Giant. “Someone you and The Gifted don’t want to mess with,” said The GreenSpeed. Who is The GreenSpeed’s crime lord father? What is The GreenSpeed’s real name? Who truly knows, but it will be answered at another time. 

The End?

The Origin of Stretch Man: Part 1

Jack Capper, who is the current CEO of Henry Q. Corp, is one of the richest people of the world. But Jack Capper has a secret, he is the superhero Stretch Man. Stretch Man has the power to stretch his body to extreme lengths and his body is basically rubber. Stretch Man can also shapeshift into anyone or anything. The Gifted want Stretch Man to join their team, but they had to find him first. Dr. Laser, Ms. Giant, and Dr. Strong went looking for Stretch Man to see if he could become a member of the team and as well as study his amazing powers. Now we go to a bank robbery where The Gifted arrive on the scene. The leader of the bank robbers was none other than The Gifted’s old foe Badger Man. The Gifted started fighting the bank robbers when from out of nowhere Stretch Man appeared. “Halt villains, Stretch Man is here to save the day,” yelled Stretch Man. “What is this a hero convention or something? Get’em,” yelled Badger Man. Then our heroes started fighting the bank robbers. Suddenly at superfast speed, The GreenSpeed made his return. “Oh hell yeah, it’s a hero team up event. I’m here to help,” yelled The GreenSpeed. Our heroes defeated the bank robbers with the aid of Stretch Man and The GreenSpeed. Badger Man and his henchmen were handcuffed and taken by the police. The Gifted, The GreenSpeed, and Stretch Man saved the day. As The Gifted and The GreenSpeed were celebrating, Stretch Man was about to leave before Dr. Strong stopped him from doing so. “Hey, Stretch Man, can we talk to you about something?” asked Dr. Strong. “Sure, we heroes can talk,” said Stretch Man in a scared tone of voice. “We wanted to see if you would like a full-time job with The Gifted. We can use a guy like you on the team. We like to study your powers too,” said Dr. Strong. “I would like to join The Gifted…wait…did you say study my powers? What do you mean by that,” asked Stretch Man. “Why, we would like to study your skills and help you control your powers. I would need a DNA sample and…,” said Dr. Strong. “Sorry, but I have to go,” cried Stretch Man. Then Stretch Man fled the scene. “Something doesn’t feel right about Stretch Man. We better talk to him and find out whose side he’s on,” said Dr. Strong. “I’m on it,” yelled The GreenSpeed. Then The GreenSpeed started following Stretch Man. Soon The GreenSpeed caught Stretch Man and then tied his rubbery legs and arms together. “Let’s take you back to headquarters shall we,” said The GreenSpeed. And off our heroes went to The Gifted headquarters. Soon The Gifted took Stretch Man against his will back to the headquarters to study his powers. Dr. Strong took a DNA sample of Stretch Man’s DNA, and he found a shocking discovery. “You guys, Stretch Man has chemical G1 in his DNA. But that isn’t all, the chemical G1 in his body is about as old as ours, and that means…,” said Dr. Strong. “That means, that Stretch Man must have gotten his powers the same day as we did,” said Dr. Laser. “But how could Stretch Man have been with us the day we got our powers, it was only the three of us who were in the lab,” said Ms. Giant. “Look, you guys, I know who you all really are,” said Stretch Man. Then The Gifted were in shock as Stretch Man pulled up a chair and sat down. “You know who we are, how do you know,” asked Dr. Strong. Soon Stretch Man told The Gifted that he worked in the same lab building as janitor when the explosion of chemical G1 occurred. 

Then he was knocked out cold and soon he saw that he survived the explosion as he soon discovered he had gotten superpowers. Stretch Man learned how to use his powers and then became a superhero himself. Stretch Man also told The Gifted that his real name is Jack Capper and he’s the current CEO of Henry Q. Corp. “Wait, you’re Jack Capper, but if you worked as a janitor, how did you get to work for a company you know nothing about,” yelled Dr. Strong. “Look I lied to Henry Q. okay. I told him I was an ex-engineer when I’m just a high school dropout,” said Stretch Man. “You knew nothing about technology and lied about your entire life. But why?” asked Ms. Giant. “So that I could start a new life and to get closer to Henry Q. to spy on his world domination schemes. But I would like to be a member of your team if you don’t tell the world who I really am,” said Stretch Man. “Your secret is safe with us, welcome to the team, Stretch Man,” said Dr. Strong. Then Dr. Strong and Stretch Man shook hands. Now Stretch Man has joined The Gifted, but will his true identity come out? I guess we’ll see! Stretch Man was now a member of The Gifted and soon The Gifted welcomed another new member, The GreenSpeed. Soon The Gifted would fight an old foe again, Dr. Hurt. Dr. Hurt was now in a wheelchair, had third degree burns, a tube in his neck, and he now talked with the aid of a computer. Dr. Hurt wanted revenge on The Gifted for nearly killing him. Dr. Hurt had his henchmen start a chain of bank robberies to lure The Gifted to his headquarters. Soon our heroes followed Dr. Hurt’s henchmen back to Dr. Hurt’s headquarters, but it was a trap. The Gifted were all tied up and held hostage by Dr. Hurt. “Well, well, well, The Gifted our here. Now I can finally get my revenge on you assholes for turning me into a freak,” said Dr. Hurt. “Who the heck are you,” yelled Dr. Strong. “Don’t you remember good old Dr. Hurt. The guy you left to die in the burning building,” said Dr. Hurt. “Dr. Hurt, you’re still alive. What are you up to now?” yelled Dr. Strong. “I’m going to kill all of you and then from your dead bodies I will suck out your chemical G1 and injected into myself which will make me more powerful,” said Dr. Hurt. “Not if we can stop you,” yelled The GreenSpeed. Then The GreenSpeed freed himself and the rest of The Gifted. They started fighting Dr. Hurt’s henchmen, and then they defeated all his henchmen. “Alright Dr. Hurt, we took out your henchmen. Now either you turn yourself in or we’ll turn you in,” yelled Dr. Strong. “Never, I’m going to blow us up to hell” yelled Dr. Hurt. Then Dr. Hurt pressed a button on his computer which detonated a bomb. “We have 35 seconds before the bomb goes off,” said Dr. Hurt. “Team, we have to stop the bomb,” yelled Dr. Strong. “I’m on it,” yelled The GreenSpeed. Then The GreenSpeed using his superspeed, went looking for the bomb, and he soon found it hidden inside a closet. “I found the bomb. But I don’t know how to turn it off,” said The GreenSpeed. “Let me give it a try,” said Stretch Man. Then Stretch Man grabbed the bomb from The GreenSpeed and ran outside with the bomb as he threw it up into the air. The bomb soon exploded up in the sky and no one was harmed. “No, you assholes, I hate you,” yelled Dr. Hurt. “Now it’s time for you to go to the slammer, Dr. Hurt,” said Ms. Giant. “If I can’t live as a normal man. Then I’ll die as a freak,” yelled Dr. Hurt. Then Dr. Hurt tore out his breathing tube and as Dr. Hurt died a slow death. Dr. Strong tried to save him, but to no avail. “Come on, let’s call the police. Mission accomplished,” said Dr. Strong. Soon the police were called onto the scene, and they arrested Dr. Hurt’s henchmen. An ambulance took Dr. Hurt to the morgue. It looks like Dr. Hurt is finally died…or is he?

DR. SLAMIN SALMON’S DAY OFF

Flea-Boy the Clown was sitting in his office when Dr. Slamin Salmon entered. “Evening, Mr. Clown,” said Dr. Slamin Salmon. “Are you being sued again?” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “No sir. I just wanted to ask if I can get some time off,” asked Dr. Slamin Salmon. “You’re in good luck. Because you’re fired!” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “Does that mean I get some time off sir?” asked Dr. Slamin Salmon. “Yes, and it’s not time off, you’re now unemployed and…,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Dr. Slamin Salmon rushed over and shook Flea-Boy the Clown’s hand. “Oh, thank you sir, you don’t realize how happy this makes me feel,” said Dr. Slamin Salmon. “You’re happy to be fired? Okay, whatever floats your boat,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Dr. Slamin Salmon then bolted out of Flea-Boy the Clown’s office. Flea-Boy the Clown sighed and went back to reviewing paperwork. Later at Dr. Slamin Salmon’s house, Dr. Slamin Salmon was cooking in his kitchen when the doorbell rang. “Oh boy, who could that be on my day off?” asked Dr. Slamin Salmon. Dr. Slamin Salmon went to answer his door and it was Salesman Spotty. “Hello, my name is Spotty. Would you like to buy a state of the line toaster for the low price of $50?” asked Spotty. “I would love a toaster, funny talking dog friend. Here’s my credit card,” said Dr. Slamin Salmon. Dr. Slamin Salmon handed Spotty his credit card and Spotty swiped it. “Sir, your credit card was declined. Do you have another credit card or…,” said Spotty. Dr. Slamin Salmon ignored Spotty and grabbed the toaster from Spotty then slammed the door. Dr. Slamin Salmon began to play with his new toaster when the doorbell rang again. “Oh boy, it’s pizza time,” cried Dr. Slamin Salmon. Dr. Slamin Salmon opened his door and Pip Puffin was the pizza delivery bird. “Here’s a large cheese and gumball pizza for…Dr. Slamin Salmon, how are you doing? Were you laid off too?” asked Pip Puffin. “Thank old co-worker friend for humble gift of pizza. What do you mean laid off?” asked Dr. Slamin Salmon. “Didn’t you hear the new? Silly Squad INC. laid off 20,000 employees and I was one of them. Now are you going to pay for this pizza or not?” asked Pip Puffin. Dr. Slamin Salmon handed Pip Puffin his credit card and it was declined again. “Dr. Slamin Salmon, you’re going pay me one way or another. Plus, this is a company credit card and you’re using it for personal….,” said Pip Puffin. Dr. Slamin Salmon grabbed the pizza out of Pip Puffin’s wings and slammed the door. Pip Puffin started angrily knocking at Dr. Slamin Salmon’s door. Pip felt a tap on his shoulder, and it was Spotty who was standing behind him. “That guy didn’t pay you either, huh?” asked Spotty. Before Pip Puffin could answer loud footsteps are heard in the distance which scared Spotty and Pip Puffin. Those loud footsteps were coming from the monster Transfoom. 

Once Spotty and Pip Puffin spotted Transfoom approaching Dr. Slamin Salmon’s house, they fled. Transfoom busted through Dr. Slamin Salmon’s door and broke into his house. Dr. Slamin Salmon was eating pizza and toast when Transfoom entered his kitchen. “You!” shouted Transfoom. “Oh, hello Transfoom, how are you feeling today?” asked Dr. Slamin Salmon. “Lying bastard. You’re not a doctor. Through my research I discovered you haven’t even graduated medical school. You owe me my medications or else,” yelled Transfoom. “Or else what?” asked Dr. Slamin Salmon. “I’ll sue you for malpractice,” said Transfoom. “Please, I can’t afford another lawsuit. Take anything I owe worth of value for you to repay my debt to you,” pleaded Dr. Slamin Salmon. “I’m taking your house,” said Transfoom. “Done,” said Dr. Slamin Salmon. Dr. Slamin Salmon handed Transfoom the deed to his house. Transfoom put the deed to Dr. Slamin Salmon’s house in his back pocket. Transfoom with celebrate this victory with a house party. Dr. Slamin Salmon was now homeless and slept on a bus stop bench. After Dr. Slamin Salmon used up all his time off, he then headed back to work at Silly Squad INC. headquarters. Dr. Slamin Salmon visited Flea-Boy the Clown again in his office. “Hello, Mr. Clown sir, I wish to resume my duties as staff doctor,” said Dr. Slamin Salmon. “What part of fired don’t you understand, get out of my…eh, you know what, I actually have another position within the company that I think will suit you best,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Now Dr. Slamin Salmon, who just goes by the name Slamin Salmon, is the new cafeteria chef at the Silly Squad headquarters cafeteria. Slamin Salmon is happier than he’s ever been. He even has a new low-income home. As for the people Slamin Salmon owes money to like Spotty and Pip Puffin, they never got their money back in the end. And Transfoom’s house party never ended either. 

THE END!