CHILLIE CHINCHILLA: STAR INTERN

At Silly Squad INC. headquarters, Igor and Fatty the Elephant Seal were supervising four new interns. Three of the four new interns were Jag the Jaguar, Barack Blenny, Amy Supersize. But the most important intern for this story is Chillie Chinchilla. Chillie Chinchilla is an up-and-coming Latin American stand-up comedian who was been working her way to the top of the comedy world. Her goal is to become an employee and member of the Silly Squad. Yet, to get to the top, you have to start at the bottom. So, for now, Chillie Chinchilla is just an unpaid intern with big dreams and street smarts. Igor and Fatty the Elephant Seal are showing the interns around the office. “Welcome interns to the Silly Squad family. This company was founded 25 years ago by Flea-Boy the Clown after he was fired from the circus. With its humble beginnings as children’s party entertainment services business, it would today grow into one of the world’s largest media and entertainment companies. Now are there any questions?” asked Igor. Jag the Jaguar raised his hand. “Yes, Mr. Jag Jaguar,” said Igor. “Um, is it true that Flea-Boy the Clown’s head is frozen underneath Logger’s Run at Silly Land?” asked Jag the Jaguar. “No that’s not true. And our founder is very much still alive. As far as I know,” said Igor. “I believe you’re thinking of Walt Disney and the urban legend of him being frozen underneath the Matterhorn at Disneyland,” said Chillie Chinchilla. “We dare not speak the name of Disney here. And we don’t have Walt’s frozen head hidden away in…,” yelled Fatty the Elephant Seal. Igor slapped Fatty the Elephant Seal in the face before he could that sentence and Fatty the Elephant Seal started to rub his face. “Now then, let’s assign everyone their duties,” said Igor. 

Each intern was a assigned a role within the company. Amy Supersize joined the cafeteria staff. Jag the Jaguar became a security guard. Barack Blenny became a mail clerk. As for Chillie Chinchilla, she became Igor’s secretary. “Okay, my first day. This is exciting. I finally joined the Silly Squad. I can’t wait for my first task. I better now blow it,” said Chillie Chinchilla. Igor pages Chillie Chinchilla and she answers. “Hello, what do you need Mr. Igor? Oh, coffee and doughnuts. Right away sir,” said Chillie Chinchilla. Chillie Chinchilla went out to get coffee and doughnuts for Igor. Meanwhile Jag the Jaguar was snooping around Silly Squad INC. headquarters and he found a secret door hidden behind a filing cabinet. Jag the Jaguar scanned a card at a keypad and the secret hidden door opened. As Chillie Chinchilla returned from getting the coffee and doughnuts, she spotted Jag the Jaguar entering the secret door. Chillie Chinchilla followed behind Jag the Jaguar through the secret door. Chillie Chinchilla followed Jag the Jaguar down a long hallway which led to a room filled with cryogenic chambers. Jag the Jaguar began shinning his flashlight at the cryogenic chambers. Chillie Chinchilla looked around and saw that inside the cryogenic chambers were famous animaters and cartoonists. Chillie Chinchilla saw cryogenic chambers that contained Jack Kirby, William Hanna, Joseph Barbera, Butch Hartman, Genndy Tartakovsky, Bob Kane, Paul Norris, Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, Robert McKimson, Ollie Johnson, Art Babbitt, and Ralph Bakshi. Chillie Chinchilla was both frighten and confused at what she was seeing. Jag the Jaguar stopped and began to open one of the cryogenic chambers. “Jag, what are you doing?” asked Chillie Chinchilla. “Mind your business Chillie and get lost. I’m doing a job for my real boss and unfreezing Walt Disney,” said Jag the Jaguar. “Wait? Walt Disney is frozen inside the Silly Squad headquarters. Why does Silly Squad have Walt Disney and all these animators frozen?” asked Chillie Chinchilla. “I don’t know. Anyway Mr. Coyote of Coyote Corp wanted me to get Walt Disney so…,” said Jag the Jaguar. “Oh God damn it! Coyote sent one of his interns again to try and steal Walt Disney,” screamed a mysterious voice. Jag the Jaguar and Chillie Chinchilla turned around to see Igor and Fatty the Elephant Seal standing behind them. “Igor? What the actual fuck! Why is Silly Squad freezing animators?” asked Chillie Chinchilla. “Let’s just say that Flea-Boy the Clown likes to loan out talent to other studios and you’re looking at the talent. Now both of you get out of here before we have the real security throw you out,” said Igor. “Igor, I think I have a better idea,” said Fatty the Elephant Seal. 

And so, Chillie Chinchilla was no longer an intern for the Silly Squad and lost her dream of becoming a member of the Silly Squad. But in the end, she was relieved that she left the Silly Squad internship program after learning about their horrible secret which she tried to share with the world, but no one believed her. Jag the Jaguar was given Don Bluth instead of Walt Disney much to the annoyance of his boss Coyote who wanted to play golf with Walt Disney and not Don Bluth. As for the two interns who remained, Amy Supersize ate all the food in the Silly Squad headquarters cafeteria and fled and Barack Blenny became the world’s greatest mail clerk and would eventually become CEO of Silly Squad INC. And all the animators and cartoonists remain cryogenically frozen inside the basement of Silly Squad INC. headquarters. 

THE END!