FARTIO: THE NEXT GENERATION

A new age has dawned in the Craptastic Kingdom. The son of Fartio and Princess Prune, Fartio Jr. is about to become the new king of the Craptastic Kingdom. The citizens of the Craptastic Kingdom celebrated the coronation of Fartio Jr. with pee parades and crappy souvenir stands selling loads of crap. But there were two people in the Craptastic Kingdom who weren’t happy about the coronation of Fartio Jr., the evil demonic foul smelling rival monarch, Fowser, and Fartio Jr. himself. The day before his coronation, Fartio Jr. rode his father’s stink bomb headed dinosaur Bomshi out of the Craptastic Kingdom and into the scary world of Cleveland, Ohio. After Fartio Jr. ran away, Fowser then led his army into the Craptastic Kingdom in a successful takeover attempt. Now Fartio and Princess Prune were about to be flushed down the Toilet of Lost Souls into the Forever Sewers by Fowser and only one person can save them, Fartio Jr., doesn’t really give a shit. Fartio Jr. now works alongside his uncle Peeligi in Cleveland, Ohio as a plumber’s aide and lives with his uncle and his ugly mole girlfriend Molella in a studio apartment. As the months go by, Fartio Jr. begins to miss his old life as a prince in the Craptastic Kingdom and the millions of dollars that came with it. 

Now with the help of his uncle Peeligi, his mole girlfriend Molella, and Bomshi, he travels down a toilet to the Craptastic Kingdom to reclaim his throne. But Fowser now rules the Craptastic Kingdom after successfully getting rid of Fartio and Princess Prune. Fartio Jr. confronts the evil Fowser and damages to challenge him for the throne. Fowser accepts Fartio Jr.’s challenge but with a catch. Fowser asks that his son Transfoom takes his place. Fartio Jr. and Transfoom face off in a mud wrestling match and the winner will be declared the new king of the Craptastic Kingdom. Sadly, Transfoom wins and Fowser remain in power. Until Molella digs up the lamp of Charlie the Genie and wishes that Fartio Jr. to be the king of the Craptastic Kingdom. Because Charlie the Genie’s magic is stronger than the challenge won by Transfoom, Fowser is no longer king and thus the rightful heir is now king of the Craptastic Kingdom. Fartio Jr. now king of the Craptastic Kingdom gains a magical scepter and crown which give him magical powers. Using his magical scepter, Fartio Jr. banishes Fowser and Transfoom to another dimension. Fartio Jr. also uses his magical scepter to unclog the Toilet of Lost Souls to free his parents from the Forever Sewers. After becoming king, Fartio Jr. marries his girlfriend Molella and she becomes the Queen of the Craptastic Kingdom. Fartio and Princess Prune retire to the Swamps of Swelling where Fartio now manages a hot dog stand and Princess Prune runs a shelter for wounded alligators. Peeligi continues to be a terrible plumber in Cleveland, Ohio with his two new plumber’s aides Bombshi and Charlie the Genie help him in his near bankrupt plumbing business. And Fowser and Transfoom are now chased forever by a 40-foot dancing dodo in a dimension that plays disco music nonstop. And so, Fartio Jr. and Molella ruled the Craptastic Kingdom for three weeks until a people’s uprising resulted in their brutal deaths and the Poop Peoples’ Republic being formed. And who rules the Poop Peoples’ Republic? Why Donald Trump of course! 

THE END!