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The GreenSpeed vs. The Green Demon

In Hell, in Satan’s throne room, Raptor Claw is negotiating a deal with Satan to save his soul and join the world of the living again. “So let me get this straight. You want me to take your son’s soul in your place?” asks Satan. “Yes, but I must warn you. My son is a superhero. He’s The GreenSpeed,” said Raptor Claw. “Hmm, your son is The GreenSpeed. I think I have an idea of how we can make this deal interesting for me,” said Satan. “Wait, what’s going on?” asks Raptor Claw. “Green Demon, I summon you! Come to your master,” yells Satan. Like a blot of lighting and running around at superspeed, The Green Demon enters Satan’s throne room. The Green Demon bows down before Satan and Satan rubs a crystal ball. “Here’s the deal Raptor Claw, we’re going to have a race. If your son, The GreenSpeed, loses this race, you will be alive once more and your son’s soul will rot here in Hell. But if my henchman The Green Demon wins, I will have your soul and your son’s soul. Deal?” asks Satan. Raptor Claw sighs and shakes Satan’s hand. Satan laughs evilly as his crystal ball opens a portal back to the world of the living. The Green Demon runs through the portal and disappears. Raptor Claw shakes in fear until Satan’s bodyguard, The Keeper, grabs Raptor Claw and throws him into the portal. “Keep an eye on them both, Keeper. The Green Demon can be untrustworthily at times and might betray me. And well, you already know why we need to keep an eye on Raptor Claw. Do hurry back and have a little bit of fun up on Earth too,” said Satan. The Keeper grinned and slowly walked into the portal. The portal disappears and Satan sits on his throne while looking through his crystal ball. 

Meanwhile, back at The Gifted headquarters, Ms. Sonic Scream is crying in her bedroom eating gallons of ice cream with Ms. Giant doing the same. Ms. Sonic Scream and Ms. Giant watch soap operas together on the TV as the cry and eat ice cream. Then there’s a knock at the door. “Go away,” yells Ms. Sonic Scream. Dr. Strong and Dr. Laser open the bedroom door to see Ms. Sonic Scream and Ms. Giant wallowing in their sadness. “Girls. You both must move on from The GreenSpeed and Tania Claw. I know you loved them dearly and they were former allies of the team. They are both fugitives now, which means they are the enemies. Plus, we need your help in fighting crime again,” said Dr. Strong. “And you both gained some weight back too. And nobody wants both of you back to being the 1,000lbs. sisters again. Now are you both going to get out of this room, take a shower and freshen up? Or will Dr. Strong and I have to drag you out by force?” asks Dr. Laser. Ms. Sonic Scream and Ms. Giant start crying again. Dr. Strong grabs Ms. Sonic Scream and Dr. Laser grabs Ms. Giant as they both drag them out of their bedroom. After showering and cleaning themselves up, Ms. Sonic Scream and Ms. Giant feel a little bit better, but they still miss their significant others. “Wow, you too are looking better already. And hopefully, feeling better too,” said Dr. Strong. “We both agree we need to move on. So, what did we miss?” asked Ms. Giant. Before Dr. Strong could speak The GreenSpeed runs into The Gifted’s headquarters alongside Tania Claw. “Yeah, what did we miss?” said The GreenSpeed. Ms. Sonic Scream and Ms. Giant scream with joy. Ms. Giant runs over and embraces The GreenSpeed while Ms. Sonic Scream embraces Tania Claw. “You’re both back,” cried Ms. Giant. “Where the Hell have you two been?” asks Ms. Sonic Scream. Before The GreenSpeed could answer, the portal from Hell opens as The Green Demon emerges from the portal alongside Raptor Claw and The Keeper. “Evening folks. My name is The Keeper and I collect and keep souls. Sometimes I even sell some of my souls to Satan. Now let’s cut to the chase and…,” said The Keeper. “Dad, you’re healed. But how?” asks The GreenSpeed. “Look son, I made a deal with the devil and…,” said Raptor Claw. “And you buddy are going to race Satan’s green man, The Green Demon, in a foot race around the Earth twice in order to save your Dad’s soul. But if you win, you’re going to Hell and your Daddy rejoins the world of the living. And if you lose, both you and your Daddy are going to Hell. Do you understand that?” asks The Keeper. “Wait, so if I win this race I go to Hell and if I lose, I go to Hell. Which means either way I lose,” said The GreenSpeed. “That’s Hell for ya. Now let’s begin this race so we can all get back to Hell before rush hour,” said The Keeper. The Keeper snaps his fingers as a racetrack appears and The Green Demon runs onto it. 

The GreenSpeed sighs and hugs Ms. Giant. “I love you, Vicky and this might be the last time I see you. I wish I had something better to say but...,” said The GreenSpeed. Ms. Giant kisses The GreenSpeed. “I lve you too. I know now that I need to move on. And don’t worry, I’ll find a way to kick your dad’s ass,” said Ms. Giant. The GreenSpeed is about to go on the racetrack but before he does, Dr. Strong blocks him from doing so. “Are you crazy? This is a raw deal. Is there any way this mess can all be forgotten?” asks Dr. Strong. “No, Raptor Claw made the deal with Satan by a handshake agreement which means it’s official and final. Let’s race!” said The Keeper. 

The Keeper fires of a gun and the race begins. The GreenSpeed and The Green Demon race around the Earth and their speed is evenly matched. But midway through the race, The Green Demon stops and The GreenSpeed spots this. The GreenSpeed stops too and goes to confront The Green Demon. “Why did you stop?” asks The GreenSpeed. “What’s the point of this race? We both lose either way,” said The Green Demon. “What are you talking about Green Demon,” asks The GreenSpeed. “I don’t want to go back to Hell either. I hate being a slave to Satan. I hate being evil. I want to be a hero like you and be loved like you,” said The Green Demon. “But we have to race. The deal is final. And it doesn’t matter if I win or lose, I will go to Hell,” said The GreenSpeed. “I may have found a loophole to both of our problems. But we both will have to make some sacrifices,” said The Green Demon. “What did of sacrifices?” asks The GreenSpeed. “Grab my hand,” said The Green Demon. The GreenSpeed grabs The Green Demon’s hand and after he grabs The Green Demon’s hand, they both begin to glow. Slowly The Green Demon and The GreenSpeed fuse into one being. “What’s happening,” cries The GreenSpeed. “We are becoming one. This isn’t a bad thing, trust me,” said The Green Demon. Back at The Gifted’s headquarters, everyone was waiting to see who would win the race. Ms. Giant is sobbing with Ms. Sonic Scream and Tania Claw comforting her. “Don’t worry. The GreenSpeed is smart. I’m sure he’ll find a way to get out of this jam,” said Ms. Sonic Scream. Dr. Strong looks at his watch and then stares at The Keeper. “Hey, how long is this race supposed to go anyway?” asks Dr. Strong. “They should have finished by now. What’s taking them so long,” said The Keeper. Dr. Laser is eating popcorn and staring at the racetrack when he notices that someone is running towards the finish line. “Oh God look! Someone is coming. Who’s going to win this race?” asks Dr. Laser. Then we see The GreenSpeed running towards the finish line and he’s glowing. “I win,” said The GreenSpeed. Everyone is confused as The GreenSpeed is the only one who returned. “Where is The Green Demon?” asks The Keeper. “You’re looking at him,” shouted The GreenSpeed. “What!” yelled The Keeper. “Does this mean my son and I are going to Hell now?” asks Raptor Claw. “Hold on, let me read the contract. Bloody Hell, I think they found a loophole,” said The Keeper. The Keeper looks over the contract to the deal that Raptor Claw made with Satan. “What does it say?” asks Raptor Claw. “That only one soul is coming back with me to Hell,” said The Keeper. “Well, goodbye guys. I will miss you. And Earth,” said The GreenSpeed. “Not you. Raptor Claw,” said The Keeper. “Wait what?” cries Raptor Claw. “Due to The GreenSpeed and The Green Demon merging into one being, that means they are a new person thus the deal is null and void because you wagered your son’s soul and your soul, not this new being’s soul,” said The Keeper. “That doesn’t make sense. That guy is my son,” shouted Raptor Claw. “Part of me is your son. And part of me is not. But either way, I am somebody. And you’re going to Hell Dad,” said The GreenSpeed. “He’s right. We better open that portal back up. I knew that bastard would find a way to trick us somehow. Until we meet again The Gifted. Oh, and Happy Halloween too,” said The Keeper. 

The Keeper pulls out a scythe and swings it to create a portal back to Hell. Raptor Claw tries to flee but Ms. Sonic Scream and Tania Claw stop him. Ms. Sonic Scream and Tania Claw hand Raptor Claw over to The Keeper. The Keeper throws Raptor Claw into the portal back to Hell. The Keeper enters the portal and waves goodbye to The Gifted before he leaves. The portal to Hell then closes and the racetrack disappears. Ms. Giant runs over and embraces The GreenSpeed. “So, who are you now?” asks Ms. Giant. “I’m the man that you fell in love with,” said The GreenSpeed. Then The GreenSpeed kisses Ms. Giant. Ms. Sonic Scream turns on a boombox and music starts playing. Ms. Sonic Scream and Tania Claw start dancing together. Ms. Giant and The GreenSpeed dance together as well. Dr. Strong and Dr. Laser watch both couples dance together n The Gifted’s headquarters. “Should we turn The GreenSpeed and Tania Claw into the police?” asks Dr. Laser. “Well, let’s just tell the police they weren’t here. I’ll just let them off with a warning for now,” said Dr. Strong. “But Tania killed Raptor Claw and The GreenSpeed helped her escape,” said Dr. Laser. “I’ll talk to them both in the morning. If they’re still here,” said Dr. Strong. “So, we can dance?” asks Dr. Laser. “You can dance. I need a drink. I’m going to the bar. Tania, GreenSpeed, you both can stay here for one night only. Then you’re gone. If you’re not gone, we will turn you both over to the police. Have fun everyone,” said Dr. Strong. Dr. Strong puts on a trench coat and leaves while the dance party continues. Back in Hell, Satan and The Keeper are arguing with each other. “How could you let him get away. I shouldn’t have let you with him,” yelled Satan. “Sorry boss, but he tricked you. He found a loophole in the contract. He became a whole other person,” said The Keeper. “Well, if he wants to share a body with a mortal man then let him. Either way, I’m sure The Green Demon will put that young man through Hell,” said Satan. “For sure. How’s Raptor Claw adjusting to life in Hell?” asks The Keeper. “He’s miserable as everyone is here. After X-Eye killed him, Raptor Claw hasn’t been the same,” said Satan. “Sucks that people think that poor girl killed Raptor Claw when in reality it was X-Eye,” said The Keeper. “She’s not quite as innocent as you think. Let’s just say that The Gifted will soon see a darker side to Ms. Tania Claw,” laughed Satan. Satan continues to laugh as he slowly sits back on his throne. Satan claps and The Keeper runs over to Satan. Satan points under his throne and The Keeper bends over on all fours. Satan rests his feet on The Keeper’s back while he continues to sit on his throne. 

THE END!

Talking Wind vs. The Werewolf King

The Red Brothers (Mike Red and Rick Red) were waiting for a fellow monster hunter, a Native American man named Talking Wind, in a dark forest. “Where the Hell is this Indian monster hunter anyway Rick?” shouted Mike Red. “He’ll be here Mike. Hopefully he’ll use his powers to help us find some monsters,” said Rick Red. “Wait, this guy has superpowers?” asks Mike Red. “Legend has it that this Native American monster hunter was fired from a casino because he stole money from them. After that he became a wanderer until he stumbled into a cave where the wind spirts gave him amazing powers. Now he works as a protector of his people and for the right price, other people,” said Rick Red. “So, we’re the other people, as in the white man. How much did it cost to hire this guy again?” asks Mike Red. “Shockingly, fairly cheap. $50 and a sandwich was all he wanted,” said Rick Red. “That’s a little bit better than the last guy we hired for a hunt. He wanted $55 and a hamburger,” said Mike Red. “Oh crap, Mike, look over there,” yelled Rick Red. Rick Red points to the Maxmobile driving towards through the woods. Mike Red pulls out his rifle and aims in at the Maxmobile. 

Before Mike Red shoots the Maxmobile, Talking Wind jumps out in front of him and knocks the rifle out of Mike’s hands. The rifle falls to the ground and Talking Wind grabs the rifle off the ground. Talking Wind aims the rifle at Mike Red. “Who are you?” asks Talking Wind. “My name is Mike Red. And I believe you are Talking Wind?” asks Mike Red. “You would be correct. You hired me to help you find a werewolf?” asks Talking Wind. “Pretty much, now let’s go. Our competition just arrived,” said Mike Red. “Payment first, then we’ll hunt the werewolf,” said Talking Wind. Mike Red snaps his fingers and Rick Red brings over a brown paper bag. Rick Red hands Talking Wind the paper bag. Talking Wind counts the money and then takes a bite of the sandwich that was inside the bag. Talking Wind spits out the sandwich. “This is a ham sandwich. I wanted a turkey sandwich,” cried Talking Wind. “Look, 24-Hour Fast Mart was out of turkey sandwiches. You still have the $50,” said Rick Red. “Fine, let’s go. I sense the werewolf is near and fast approaching us,” said Talking Wind. “Wow, his Native American senses do work,” said Rick Red. “Actually, look behind you,” said Talking Wind. Rick and Mike Red turn around to see The Werewolf King charging at them. Rick and Mike Red scream and rush to their van. Rick and Mike Red speed away in their van as Talking Wind wrestles The Werewolf King. 

While Talking Wind wrestles The Werewolf King, the Maxmobile pulls up and parks behind them. Max Storm, The Skull Slasher, and Kim Shotwer exit the Maxmobile and come to the rescue of Talking Wind. Talking Wind pins The Werewolf King to the ground. Max Storm and The Skull Slasher pull out their rifles and shoot The Werewolf King with silver bullets. After being shot by the silver bullets, The Werewolf King slowly transforms back into a human. Kim Shotwer sprinkles some holy water on him while Max Storm and The Skull Slasher helped Talking Wind get up off the ground. “Are you alright?” asked Max Storm. “I am. Luckily, I wasn’t bitten by The Werewolf King which means I won’t have the werewolf’s curse. I take it you three are the real monster hunters around here?” asked Talking Wind. “My name is Max Storm. And these are my allies The Skull Slasher and Kim Shotwer. We saw you near The Red Brothers campsite. It’s best you just avoid them, they’re pretty useless,” said Max Storm. “Oh, you’re those fugitives I’ve heard about. I sense that you and the girl have good energy. But the skull guy, he’s pure darkness,” said Talking Wind. “That’s The Skull Slasher. Not skull guy,” said The Skull Slasher. “So, what now?” asks Kim Shotwer. “Well, I’m hungry. Do you guys want to eat?” asks Max Storm. “I know of a really good diner not that far from here. I know the owner, so we’ll be safe from the law,” said Talking Wind. “Sure, that sounds lovely. Come with us, um, what was your name again?” asked Max Storm. “My name is Talking Wind. But you can call me friend,” said Talking Wind. The four monster hunters share a good laugh and then they drive away together in the Maxmoblie off to a 24-hour diner for some grub. 

Meanwhile, back in the dark forest, the now human Werewolf King wakes up and wanders around. “Where am I?" said The Werewolf King. Then The Red Bros. van drives up in front of the now human Werewolf King. Mike and Rick Red emerge out of the van and help the frail now human Werewolf King into their van. “Who are you two?” asks The Werewolf King. “We’re The Red Brothers. My brother Rick and I are going to take you to a hospital,” said Mike Red. “I thought we were going to take him to a government lab for study,” said Rick Red. “What was that?” asked The Werewolf King. “Oh, just ignore my brother there. We’re taking you to the hospital. Look at yourself. You’re bleeding badly,” said Mike Red. “Okay, I guess it’s good I see a doctor. I don’t even know how I got here in the first place,” said The Werewolf King. “Now I’m going to give you a little something for your pain,” said Mike Red. Then Mike Red ejects the now human Werewolf King in the back with a tranquillizer, and he passes out. Mike and Rick Red then load him up in their van. “Alright, let’s get this guy to the government lab,” said Rick Red. “The Werewolf King ain’t going to any government lab. I found a group who were going to pay us top dollar for him,” said Mike Red. “Who wants The Werewolf King?” asks Rick Red. “This group called The Red Crickets, and their leader Long, will pay us $5 million for The Werewolf King,” said Mike Red. “Wow, $5 million. No fooling?” said Rick Red. “No fooling. We have a long drive tonight. The drop off spot is at the Yogalton Hotel in Action City,” said Mike Red. “Action City! But that’s an 18-hour drive from here,” said Rick Red. “Do you want the $5 million or not?” asks Mike Red. “Fine. This better be worth it,” said Rick Red. The Red Brothers drive off with The Werewolf King in the back of their van. Little did they know is that Red Crickets soldiers are spying on them. As the moon shines in the night sky, The Red Brothers drive away not knowing what they’ve gotten themselves into and that The Werewolf King isn’t truly cured of his curse quite yet. 

THE END?

Hero Hunters: The Original Version Part 2

Now we go to the secret hideout of the superheroes and super villains who were now plotting a plan to free their fellow super powered brethren and that plan is a huge rebellion. The superheroes and super villains involved in the rebellion are The Monster Master (Scott F. Henry), Virus, Time Man, Black Magic, Badger Man, The Gifted, The GreenSpeed, Shark Man, Midgetstine, General Warfare, Dark West (Todd Fredstone), Super Dude, Young One, Super Dudette, Super Mutt, Water Man, Goddiess, Color Man, Roncor, Dr. Duck, Komodo King, Boogie Man, The Cartoon King, Hypno, and many more. Goddiess isn’t actually a mutant like the other superheroes and super villains but he’s helping the cause. “Alright, are attack plan is this we’ll…,” said Super Dude. Then the superheroes and super villains heard a loud explosion, and soon the super powered people rebellion was finally discovered by the Hero Hunters. “How did you guys find us,” cried Super Dude. “One of the prisoners in the jail you assholes are going to told us the location, and we like to welcome the debut of a new Hero Hunter weapon, the Hero Hunter Robot Army,” cried Night Watch. Now the Hero Hunters had robots on their side that were built by Henry Q. Corp to someday replace the Hero Hunters themselves (but the Hero Hunters do not yet know that they’ll be replaces by these soldier robots). Soon chaos was everywhere around the hideout as superheroes and super villains were being captured like crazy. So much so, Max Storm, Kim Shotwer, and Lester BarnSwallow finally began to fight alongside the super powered people rebellion instead for the Hero Hunters. After a long battle, the only people not captured by the Hero Hunters were Super Dude, Goddiess, Max Storm, Kim Shotwer, and Lester BarnSwallow. “Great, three of our members betrayed us, Robo-Hero Hunters find and kill them,” cried Night Watch. The Robo Hunters went on a hunt for Super Dude, Goddiess, Max Storm, Kim Shotwer, and Lester BarnSwallow. Meanwhile at Henry Q. Corp headquarters…. the CEO of Henry Q. Corp Jack Capper (Stretch Man) was secretly helping in the super powered people rebellion, but his cover was soon blown. Now Stretch Man was sent to the super powered people prison, but luckily, he had made his escape. “Time to find help,” cried Stretch Man. Stretch Man soon found Super Dude, Goddiess, Max Storm, Kim Shotwer, and Lester BarnSwallow and joined them. The small rebellion was thinking of a new plan to free the prisoners in the super powered people prison. Hope was slim in this small rebellion, but somehow, they will finally win for once…how they would win…only time will tell! Little did the super powered community know was that X-Eye was secret taking the captured super powered people’s powers so that he and his soldiers could have superpowers themselves. Plus, he was using Chemical G1 (the chemical that gave The Gifted their powers) as a form of a nuclear bomb that he was going to use to give the whole world superpowers. Why was X-Eye doing all this? Because a super villain from the future named Mega Mind told him to. 

Now we go to a conversation between X-Eye and Mega Mind. “Everything is going according to your plan master,” said X-Eye. “Well, I think it’s time to fire the bomb, and then my future will exist,” said Mega Mind. “Oh, can I still have my end of the bargain,” asked X-Eye. “In due time, now then, I most return to the future, now fire that bomb,” said Mega Mind. Mega Mind then disappeared from out of nowhere and returned to the future. “Alright time to…,” said X-Eye. But before X-Eye could fire the bomb, he had just received news that the super powered prisoners escaped from their prison. “Who fired them,” cried X-Eye. “Hey X-Eye,” cried a mysterious voice. X-Eye looked up and it was Max Storm. “You, I don’t have time for this,” cried X-Eye. “Well then make time,” cried Max Storm. Max Storm then began to fight X-Eye. While they were fighting, The Skull Slasher launched the Chemical G1 bomb. “Who fired the…,” cried X-Eye. Then the whole base exploded and due to the blast, Max Storm was knocked into an open freezer tube. The tube shut and Max Storm was cryogenically frozen inside it. 

Max Storm soon awoke and escaped from the freezer tube. He began to explore the ruins of the base. “What happened…did the rebellion work,” said Max Storm to himself. Max Storm soon walked out of the base and saw a futuristic city in the distance. “What year is it,” asked Max Storm to himself. Soon a newspaper flew towards Max and he caught it in midair. Max Storm read the newspaper and he found out the year was 3000. “It’s the year 3000, everyone that I knew or loved is dead…oh my God,” cried Max Storm. Max then turned around and saw a huge gold statue of The Skull Slasher. The statue’s plaque and it read “The man who made this dream come true”. “Skull must have done something to create this future, but what,” asked Max Storm to himself. Just then Robo-Hunters appeared. “Great these guys still exist,” said Max Storm to himself. “Freeze normal, you are to be terminated,” said one of the robots. “Wait, why do you want to kill…oh my god…the rebellion worked…now super powered people are killing normal humans, what have I done…I changed the future,” cried Max Storm. The robots were about to kill Max, but for some reason, they didn’t. “Hold…processing….you are free to go,” said one of the robots. The robots then left and soon Max was confused. Max then fell to his knees and cried. “I ruined the world,” cried Max. Now Max Storm was about to fight in the Future Wars, but he doesn’t know he’s chosen once again….but for now, we don’t know why he’s chosen. In the end, the Hero Hunters are no more. In this new future…normal people are the hunted and super powered people are the rulers. But Max would soon be rescued by the rebellion…which is run by some old friends. Welcome to the future Max…you are the key to saving it! 

THE END!

Hero Hunters: The Original Version Part 1

In an alternate future the United States became an empire, and its emperor was Henry Q. (X-Eye). X-Eye bought the United States government and he changed everything. His company was the sole provider of weapons and electronics in the country. Since the future is in chaos, with a huge recession/depression and multiple wars, X-Eye has emperor needed an escape goat. X-Eye’s escape goat is super powered beings. X-Eye has declared that any human or animal with superpowers will either be killed or forced to go to a special prison where of course they’ll be eventually killed. X-Eye soon formed a group called “Hero Hunters” and they capture super powered beings for X-Eye. Hero Hunters are very skilled soldiers with no superpowers or only man-made superpowers (like robotic suits or special weapons). 

Our story begins when a former friend to the super powered community Mr. Max Storm is summoned by X-Eye to join the Hero Hunters. The only problem is that Max Storm has retired from monster hunting and crime fighting years ago. But Max Storm (even though he didn’t like it) joined the Hero Hunters because he needs to pay the bills and feed his family. “I can’t believe I became a Hero Hunter, I was once friends with the people I now have kill,” said Max Storm. “It may look bad now, but them super powered folk are plotting to take over the world and kill us normal folk, so we normal folk kill them before they kill us,” said The Skull Slasher. “I joined up because I love to kill, and to get paid a shit load of money for it, it’s as good as gold,” said Night Watch. “Hard to believe most of us were once enemies, what kind of team we’ll be I’ll never know,” said Max Storm. Soon the Hero Hunters made it to their headquarters which is just a government base. Max Storm makes himself at home but he misses his family a lot. Max Storm is a lot older now and is not in the shape he was back in the day. But the main reason he was hired by the Hero Hunters was because of his connects with the super powered community. The next day the Hero Hunters were called to a new mission. “Gentlemen, you’re going to face a very tuff mutant,” said General J. Who is this mutant that the Hero Hunters must catch? The Hero Hunters mission was to try and capture the super villain Dirtclog. The Hero Hunters have a special weapon to combat such villains like Dirtclog. You see after years of research the U.S. Empire found a cure for superpowers. This basically means if a super powered person got shot with the cure, they would lose their superpowers for good, or it’ll be just temporally. It varies from person to person. 

The Hero Hunters soon began their search for Dirtclog who was reported to be hiding in the woods outside Hero City. Our heroes were walking in the woods when they heard rustling in the bushes. “Steady men,” said Skull. Then from out of the bushes popped out Bug Boy and he looked scared. “Fire,” cried Skull. “No please not the cure,” cried Bug Boy. Just then the Hero Hunters shot Bug Boy with the cure and then they knocked him out. “Rick Red, take this freak back to the truck,” said Skull. “Yes sir,” said Rick Red. Rick Red then picked up Bug Boy and dragged him back to the Hero Hunters truck. But soon Max noticed dirt under his feet and the dirt was moving. “Guys I found him,” cried Max Storm. Dirtclog then popped out of the ground. “You guy ain’t getting me without a fight,” roared Dirtclog. Max then shot Dirtclog in the eye with the cure. “Oh my fucking eye, why the eye,” cried Dirtclog in pain. Dirtclog then began to lose dirt after he was shot with the cure. Soon Dirtclog was human-looking again. “Great, my powers are gone,” cried Dirtclog. The Skull Slasher then bashed Dirtclog in the head and it knocked him out. “Come on let’s carry his ass back to the truck,” said Skull. Then Night Watch’s communicator was ringing. Night Watch answered it and it was Lester BarnSwallow. “Okay…we’ll be there real soon,” said Night Watch over the communicator. Night Watch hung up the communicator and reloaded his gun. “Lester found a mutant at the police station, he’ll be easy to catch because he’s high on weed,” said Night Watch. “Wait a minute…don’t tell me we found Claws,” said Max Storm. “Lobster druggie guy, Max since you were once friends with the guy, you bring him back to the base, we’ll take the other two,” said Skull. “Okay Skull, what’s going to happen Claws once I bring him back to the base,” asked Max. “He’ll be taking to the super powered person prison until we determine his fate,” said Skull. Now we go to the Action City police station where Lester BarnSwallow was waiting for Max to arrive. “Max, you made it, I was just paying my old friends here at the police station a visit, but then they told me they had a super powered individual in custody. I figured I give the Hero Hunters a call,” said Lester BarnSwallow. “I think this guy was once a friend of mine could I talk to him,” asked Max. “Sure, follow me,” said Lester BarnSwallow. Lester took Max to Claws temporary cell and Claws looked freaked. “Hello, Mr. Claws is it, here’s an old friend who wants to say hi,” said Lester BarnSwallow. “Damn it they were supposed to save me but they left me in that dumpster to die man…GAME OVER MAN…GAME FREAKING OVER….,” screamed Claws. “Calm down Claws it’s me Max Storm, now who was coming to get you,” asked Max. “The Gifted…they were going to take me to the superheroes secret hideout man but…,” cried Claws. Then Max shot the cure into Claws’ shoulder and soon Claws was turning back into a human. “Man is it me or am I losing my gills, oh my god….I’m cured…you son of a…,” cried Claws while hitting Max. Max then knocked Claws out and Max then sighed. “We better take him back to the base,” said Max Storm. “At least he can help us find those other super powered people, good find,” said Lester BarnSwallow. Soon Claws, Bug Boy, and Dirtclog each no longer had their superpowers and now prisoner inside a special super powered person prison. In these super powered people prison these poor mutants with superpowers are tortured and chained up. Usually most super powered people die in these prisons. The U.S. Empire is now leading a genocide for super powered individuals and like the Holocaust before it, these super powered people are completely innocent. Soon the Hero Hunters will go on their next mission and for some….they’ll be fighting old foes…and old friends! Whatever the mission maybe, Max Storm feels very guilty right now, but he doesn’t yet of all the evil that sadly he has done…or that is going to do! 

It’s now been a couple of weeks since the Hero Hunters last mission. The Hero Hunters have captured and cured Mr. Tallenstine, Ms. Condor, Deerman, Pelican King, and Color Man. Mr. Tallenstine lost a lot of weight after he was cured and now has huge folds of loose skin. Ms. Condor is back to being a beautiful supermodel again and she’s actually happy to be cured. Deerman’s ruby was put in a vault and he was still given the cure because the ruby triggered his mutation which gave him his superpowers. Pelican King looked like an ugly old man after he was cured. And as for Color Man…he just looks like a dork with pale skin and zits. Now we go to The Skull Slasher talking to X-Eye and General J. about something that is definitely going to shock everyone. “So Emperor X-Eye…am I going to be the head of the Hero Hunters or what,” asked Skull. “Mr. Skull Slasher, we looked at your blood tests and you sadly show signs of the superpowers gene in you,” said X-Eye. “What, I have superpowers, what do you mean I’m one of them,” cried Skull. “Look, we think that when your face was burned by the acid it triggered a mutation in you and caused the skin around your face and head to burn away without you dying, so the point being, if you were normal, you’d be dead,” said X-Eye. “I can’t be one of them, I can’t be,” cried the Skull Slasher in fear. “Guards, cure him and take him to the super powered people prison,” said X-Eye. Guards then crowed around the Skull Slasher and then Skull’s head was on fire naturally. “At least we know your superpower, your head can start on fire,” said X-Eye. The Skull Slasher was given the cure and soon his face healed, and he had his skin around his face back. “Damn it, I ain’t going to a death camp you hear me…I…,” cried The Skull Slasher as the guards were taking him away. “Now we need a replacement, but whom,” asked X-Eye. General J. walked into the room. “I found The Skull Slasher’s replacement, his sister Kim Shotwer, come in here Mrs. Shotwer,” said General J. Kim walked into the room and X-Eye looked intrigued. “Actually, I’m now Mrs. Kim Storm, I’m married to Max Storm and where is he,” asked Kim. “So you’re married to Max Storm eh…how did you two meet,” asked X-Eye. “I was once a werewolf and Max cured me, we both retired from monster hunting ages ago, I became a teacher and Max became an exterminator it was our way of paying the bills,” said Kim Shotwer. “Hold on, you were a teacher, your file says you were in an asylum since age 15,” asked General J. “I lied to the school that I worked at okay, we had to support…wait…who’s taking care of my baby son Mike,” cried Kim in a panicky voice. “Don’t worry your son is safe, now let me show you to your quarters,” said General J. General J. escorted Kim to her room. “If she wasn’t married I would want to nail her,” said X-Eye to himself. Now it seems Kim Shotwer is a new member of the Hero Hunters. But the fate of The Skull Slasher is a twist of irony because he’s a super powered person and he killed his own kind. But little do the Hero Hunters know is that the super powered community is about to start an epic rebellion against Emperor X-Eye and his empire. It’s time to pick sides for our heroes…we can only hope they’ll do the right thing!

The Origin of Caveman Jr.

In the South Pole, the super villain The Shrew King was looking for a long-lost legendary weapon that could destroy mankind called the “CMJ”. Unbeknownst to The Shrew King, The Gifted were tracking him. The Gifted landed their jet in the middle of the South Pole. “Alright team, we must find The Shrew King before he finds the mythical CMJ. According to the tracking device that we put on one of his pet shrews, he should be inside that cave. Let’s go!” shouted Dr. Strong. Dr. Strong, Dr. Laser, and Ms. Giant were about to enter the cave when out of nowhere a helicopter landed in front of them. Emerging from the helicopter was Agent Cool Fox and his assistant Agent Camel. “I’m Agent Cool Fox and this is my partner, Agent Camel. We’re with the FBI. We came to aide you in your mission,” said Cool Fox. “Holy shit! A talking fox. Can the camel talk too?” asked Dr. Laser. “Yes, I can talk too. We used to work for your rival superhero team The Super Dudes before we joined the FBI. Now if we can just continue our mission…,” said Camel. “Okay, should we fill you in on what we know?” asked Dr. Laser. “Look out!” cried Ms. Giant. Then out of nowhere a huge block of ice was thrown at our heroes by Ivan the Crusher. “Get off my land before I kill all of you!” yelled Ivan the Crusher. Dr. Laser sighs and shoots a laser beam from his eyes at Ivan the Crusher. “Oh crap, I better get my hammer,” said Ivan the Crusher. “Don’t worry, we’ll handle Ivan and you two get into the cave to stop The Shrew King from getting the CMJ,” said Ms. Giant. 

Cool Fox and Camel gave a thumbs up at The Gifted and rushed into the cave with a few soldiers as backup. While The Gifted battled Ivan the Crusher outside the cave. Cool Fox, Camel, and the soldiers started to explore the cave while looking for The Shrew King. Cool Fox spotted one of The Shrew King’s pet shrews and picked it up. After Cool Fox picked up the tiny shrew, the sound of a flute could be heard as shrews rushed in and attacked them. The soldiers fought the shrews while Cool Fox and Camel went deeper into the cave. As Cool Fox and Camel got deeper into the cave, it was slowly becoming otherworldly. Cool Fox and Camel entered another world at the center of the Earth. Filled with dinosaurs and other amazing creatures. “Are you seeing this Cool Fox?” asked Camel. “It’s like a hallow Earth. But where is the…,” said Cool Fox. Before Cool Fox could finished his sentence, a caveman ran in front of them at super speed. The caveman pounded his chest and then jumped up into the air and began flying around. “Is that a flying caveman or am I going crazy?” asked Cool Fox. “Don’t worry, I see him too. We better capture this guy for research,” said Camel. Camel pulled out a sandwich from his pocket which got the attention of the caveman. The caveman grabbed the sandwich out of Camel’s hoof and rapidly at it. Camel ejected the caveman with a sedative and the caveman became unconscious. Cool Fox and Camel carried the caveman as the slowly made their way back to the exit. Before they could leave though, out of nowhere The Shrew King popped out of the ground and he was holding a golden flute. “Look what I found,” said The Shrew King. “You found the CMJ,” said Cool Fox. “No, I found a way to control the CMJ. Now all I have to do is wake him up,” said The Shrew King. The Shrew King started to play the golden flute which woke up the caveman and it was at that time Cool Fox and Camel realized the caveman was the CMJ. 

Now Cool Fox and Camel had to fight the CMJ and The Shrew King all by themselves in a strange world. Elsewhere The Gifted defeated Ivan the Crusher and handed him over to the FBI. “So, I guess Ivan was working with The Shrew King. I wonder what’s taking Cool Fox and Camel so long,” said Dr. Laser. “We better go into the cave and look for them. Let’s go team,” said Dr. Strong. The Gifted entered the cave and saw the soldiers’ corpuses being eating by shrews. Dr. Strong grabbed a walkie-talkie out of one of the dead soldier’s pocket and started to talk into it. “Hello, we need backup,” said Dr. Strong. Cool Fox and Camel continue to fight the CMJ and they were about to be slaughtered only for The Gifted to come to their aide. Dr. Strong knocked out the CMJ with one punch. The Shrew King tried to play the golden flute again only for out of nowhere The GreenSpeed appeared and grabbed the golden flute out of his hands. “Curses, I’ll be back and stronger than ever!” cried The Shrew King. The Shrew King fled the scene. The GreenSpeed handed the golden flute to Cool Fox. “Sorry that I was late. Glad I came when I did,” said The GreenSpeed. Suddenly an earthquake occurred. Our heroes had to flee the scene before they get caved in. Three days later, back at The Gifted’s headquarters. The CMJ was given a new name, and that name was Caveman Jr. Caveman Jr. became a new member of The Gifted and he also became their mascot. The FBI gave Caveman Jr. to The Gifted for them to train him and better control his superpowers. Through further research, it was discovered that Caveman Jr. was one of the first superheroes ever to exist. Caveman Jr. is still very primitive and behaves like a wild animal. But he’s smarter than you think and he’s waiting in the wings to fight crime. Just play the golden flute that controls him or give him a hotdog and you’ll have an instant superhero ally in your corner. Caveman Jr. is no longer a myth, he’s a legend! 

 

THE END!