Sunday, November 16, 2025
THE WARRIORS OF WARRIOR MASTER
Sgt. Smash is a U.S. marine at the top of his class. He’s no nonsense and ready to brawl.
Larry the Boxing Kangaroo is a kangaroo boxer from the outback.
Ned the Neanderthal is a caveman who’s not very bright. His favorite food is dinosaur eggs. He is the first warrior ever from the prehistoric age.
Pump Daddy is a professional wrestler with a dancing gimmick. He’s big, buff, and mean.
Hillbilly Joy is a 480-pound hillbilly and hog farmer from the deep South. She’s one lady you don’t want to mess with.
Stan McOtto is a professional wrestler who loves America and is the main rival of Pump Daddy. He will not only fight for his country but his planet too.
Deadler is an alien gunman from a swamp planet. He’s green with envy.
Steve the Lion Tamer & Bob the Lion are a circus act from the 1880’s and a fighting duo. Just a man and his lion looking for a good fight.
Xarpheus is a very powerful wizard from the dark ages. He wishes to conquer the universe one realm at a time.
Prince Earl is a prince of medieval kingdom and a knight. His main rival is Xarpheus and he fights just as he rules, cruelly.
Sultan Sam is a kindhearted sultan and one of the toughest warriors in the Middle East. He will do anything to protect his land and his people.
Yog The Barbarian is a barbarian from an age lost to time. With his mighty battle axe, you better not cross his path.
Kelly Vixen is a witch who lived during the Salem witch trials. She’s a heartbreaker and a dealmaker.
Leory the Dog Catcher lives in Chicago and works at the city dog pound. He will hunt down any dog any day.
Meh Man is a superhero from the 1950’s. He fights crime just because he can. He is super strong, super-fast, and super lazy.
Captain Hacksaw is the toughest pirate who ever sailed the seven seas. With a hook for a hand, you’ll find out quick why he was given the name of hacksaw.
Gangster Greg is a gangster from the Great Depression. He might be fast with a gun, but he can’t outrun the law.
Sheriff Smith is a sheriff from a small town deep in the Wild West. He’s got his trusty horse and his trusty pistol.
Weco is the daughter of a Native American chief and is one with nature. Don’t mess with her or her animal friends.
Mutant Mel is a sewer mutant from Cleveland, Ohio. He’s half-human and half-alligator and all trouble.
“Warrior Master” Toy Line Idea
Plot: In the far future, on an alien planet called Heeltia, children play a card game called Warrior Master which pits real warriors from across the universe and time against each other. These are no ordinary playing cards, as these cards can summon the literal warrior into a battle. So, a medieval knight could fight a cowboy, a professional wrestler could battle a superhero, and a barbarian could brawl with a literal killing machine from another world. It may be a just a game to this alien children, but to the warriors, it’s life and death.
Tales From Ares City Podcast Script
INT. COMIC BOOK STORE-NIGHT
JEFF (An obese 30-something nerdy male) sits at a counter reading a comic book. He then looks at the audience.
JEFF
Hello, and welcome to Jeff’s Comic Shop. My name is Jeff and we’re closed.
Jeff laughs and resumes reading the comic book.
JEFF
But, I can keep the shop open a little longer for you.
RANDY (A thin 30-something nerdy male) enters carrying a huge stack of comic books.
RANDY
Hey boss, where would you like me to put the latest issues of Moon Maiden?
JEFF
Randy, just set them down for a second. We have some customers here.
Randy looks around and shrugs. Jeff puts the comic book back on the shelf.
RANDY
Who are you talking to Jeff?
JEFF
Why these fine viewers. I’m being meta here, Randy. Just set the comics down and go sweep up.
Randy sets the stack comic books down on the ground and walks over to a broom closet. Jeff plays with a superhero action figure.
JEFF
With Randy away, the Jeff will play. Now my shop is in a very special place. Ares City. Where superheroes and supervillains are just as common here as house cats.
Jeff puts the superhero action figure in his pocket as Randy starts sweeping.
RANDY
And no wonder business is terrible. Who wants to read comics about superheroes when you can just see them walking down the street.
Jeff grins and shows off a comic book cover.
JEFF
And that begins our first tale in our tales of Ares City. The origin of Dr. Duck.
RANDY (O.S.)
I still have no idea who you’re talking too there boss.
JEFF
Shut up Randy and just let me tell the tale of Dr. Duck.
INT. LABORATORY-DAY
A MALE SCIENTIST and a FEMALE SCIENTIST run away from DR. DUCK (A male mutated duck, with a huge glowing brain, and sharp fangs) as lights flicker on and off. Dr. Duck zaps the Male Scientists and the Female Scientist with lighting coming from his mind which fries them.
JEFF (V.O.)
Dr. Duck used to be a lab animal that was experimented on to the point where the scientists who experimented on him created a monster of vast intellect and knowledge.
Dr. Duck laughs and flies onto a desk.
DR. DUCK
I’m free. But now what?
Dr. Duck opens a drawer in the desk and pulls out a remote control.
JEFF (V.O.)
Dr. Duck would soon gain his first henchman. And old robot named Buzz.
Dr. Duck presses a button on the remote control and suddenly BUZZ (A hulking seven foot tall purple colored robot) enters.
BUZZ
I’m Unit 468. What do you request of me?
Dr. Duck flies onto the shoulder of Buzz and laughs.
DR. DUCK
I’m not a fan of the name Unit 468. You make a lot of buzzing sounds. I’ll just call you Buzz.
Buzz’s eyes flash red and he laughs.
BUZZ
Buzz, I like the name Buzz. What do you command of me master?
Dr. Duck strokes his chin and presses another button on the remote control.
DR. DUCK
I request that you help me find a way to escape this horrible laboratory that treated us both so very cruel.
Buzz walks slowly over towards and door. Buzz punches the door and breaks it. Buzz and Dr. Duck exit together.
BUZZ
I think I found a way out of here master.
DR. DUCK
Freedom! Sweet freedom at last! And then, it’ll be sweet revenge on all of humanity for what they’ve done to us.
EXT. CITY STREETS-DAY
Dr. Duck and Buzz fly down and attack an OVERWEIGHT MALE HOT DOG VENDER.
JEFF (V.O.)
Dr. Duck and Buzz began their reign of terror across the streets of Ares City. Attacking anyone who dares get in their way.
DEERMAN (O.S.)
Not so fast!
Dr. Duck and Buzz turn around to see DEERMAN (A 40-something male deer/human hybrid superhero), TENNIS MASTER (A 20-something thin female, dressed in a tennis themed superhero costume), CHRIS “DJ” EDGE (A 20-something buff male, wearing a wrestling mask, and red tights), and THE FARTINATOR (A 30-something thin male, dressed in a bright green superhero costume, with golden armor covering his butt) standing behind them.
DR. DUCK
Who the heck are you people?
DEERMAN
We’re the Ares City Aces and we’re the heroes. Let’s kick some duck tail team!
Deerman rams into Buzz as the Overweight Male Hot Dog Vender runs away. Chris puts Dr. Duck in a sleeperhold as Tennis Master hits Dr. Duck with tennis balls.
JEFF (V.O.)
The Ares City Aces is this city’s greatest superhero team. Led by the human/deer hybrid, Deerman. It’s members include...
Dr. Duck bites Chris and flies away.
JEFF (V.O.)
Chris “DJ” Edge. A professional wrestler who fights crime on the side.
Dr. Duck laughs and is hit by a tennis ball. Tennis Master pulls out two tennis rackets and hits tennis balls at Dr. Duck.
JEFF (V.O.)
Penny Nicole, a tennis champ since age 12, she uses her skills from the tennis court to fight crime as The Tennis Master.
The Fartinator walks over towards Buzz as Deerman gets out of the way. The Fartinator bends over and blasts Buzz with an atomic fart.
JEFF (V.O.)
Lastly, Ned Needy. A standup comedian by night and a superhero by day. With the power of atomic farts, Ned is The Fartinator!
Dr. Duck zaps The Fartinator with lighting and knocks him out. Deerman, Chris, and Tennis Master huddle up.
DEERMAN
We need to find a way to stop that big headed duck!
CHRIS
He even knocked out The Fartinator. No one can knock out The Fartinator.
TENNIS MASTER
But at least we got rid of of his robot henchman.
CHRIS
I wouldn’t say that just yet Tennis Master.
Dr. Duck flies down on top of Buzz and starts to repair him. Deerman, Chris, and Tennis Master charge as Dr. Duck waves his wing and creates a force field.
DR. DUCK
Why can’t you humans leave me alone!
Deerman, Chris, and Tennis Master are trapped behind a force field. The Fartinator slowly wakes up.
THE FARTINATOR
Oh man, what did I miss? Who dares knock out The Fartinator?
Buzz grabs The Fartinator and lifts him up in the air. The Fartinator lets out another atomic fart which damages Buzz.
Deerman, Chris, and Tennis Master break free of the force field and attack Dr. Duck.
DEERMAN
Get that duck!
Dr. Duck laughs and creates three clones of himself.
DR. DUCK
I never realized how handsome I was. Get them my beauties!
The Dr. Duck’s three clones fight Chris, The Fartinator, and Tennis Master. Dr. Duck and Deerman fight each other.
INT. DINER-DAY
OZMAN (A 30-something buff male, dressed in gladiator armor, wearing a golden belt around his waist) eats a hamburger and drinks a coffee. A WAITRESS walks over and refills his coffee.
WAITRESS
What are you? Some kind of superhero? Or are you just going to a comic book convention?
Ozman tips the Waitress and wipes his month.
OZMAN
Look, do you know where I can find The Ares City Aces?
The Waitress laughs and points out the window. Ozman gets up and dusts himself off.
JEFF (V.O.)
This is Ozman. A 3,000 year old immortal being. With The Belt of Oza around his waist. Ozman will live forever.
EXT. CITY STREETS-DAY
Dr. Duck and Buzz tie up Deerman, Chris, Tennis Master, and The Fartinator. Ozman enters and pulls out a sword.
OZMAN
I take it you all are The Ares City Aces?
Dr. Duck whistles and Buzz rushes over towards Ozman. Ozman and Buzz fight each other.
JEFF (V.O.)
Ozman has taken on the secret identity of Peter Rocks. An investment banker and military veteran who served in nearly every war known to man.
Ozman tackles Buzz to the ground and punches him in the chest.
JEFF (V.O.)
Ozman has only one goal in life. Kill the God of War, Ares, himself. Because after seeing the horrors of war first hand. Ozman wants no one to suffer what he had suffered.
Deerman breaks free and grabs Dr. Duck. Deerman handcuffs Dr. Duck. Buzz leaks oil and slowly turns off. Ozman gets up and steps on Buzz’s head.
DEERMAN
Who are you?
OZMAN
I’m the newest member of The Ares City Aces. But you can call me Ozman the Immortal!
EXT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS-DAY
Deerman, Ozman, Chris, Tennis Master, and The Fartinator walk down a long entrance ramp to a huge steel door. Deerman swipes a door card to open the door.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS-DAY
Deerman, Ozman, Chris, Tennis Master, and The Fartinator walk down a long hallway as the pass by superhero memorabilia and advanced weapons.
DEERMAN
Thanks for your help in dealing with Dr. Duck. Now tell us a little bit about yourself, Ozman.
OZMAN
I am immortal and I am strong. And I can grow thousands of feet tall.
THE FARTINATOR
How fancy. So, how old are you?
Ozman stops and looks a picture of The Ares City Aces fighting an evil wizard.
OZMAN
I’m way older than all of you combined. Now this picture? Who were you fighting there?
Deerman looks at the picture and strokes his chin.
DEERMAN
That’s just Oopa The Evil Wizard. Why do you ask?
OZMAN
Oopa is the one whom gave me the Belt of Oza. It is because of this belt that I am immortal and it’s where all my powers come from.
Chris and Tennis Master play table tennis, as Deerman, Ozman, and The Fartinator sit around a round table drinking beers.
DEERMAN
How come we haven’t heard of you before, Ozman? We know a lot of the superhumans in this city. How have you remained hidden?
OZMAN
Like I would tell you my secrets. Now I believe you have something I want.
DEERMAN
And what would that be?
OZMAN
The Sword of Ares! Now hand it over!
Ozman chugs his beer and throws the can at Deerman.
DEERMAN
You don’t want to start a fight you can’t win there Ozman.
Deerman and Ozman fight each other as Chris, The Fartinator, and Tennis Master cheer.
INT. COMIC BOOK STORE-NIGHT
Jeff eats a bag of corn chips and gulps.
JEFF
Why did you cut back to me? I have nothing to offer.
RANDY (O.S.)
That’s what she said!
JEFF
Shut up Randy! Just go back to the fight between Ozman and The Ares City Aces!
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS: PRISON CELL-DAY
Ozman sits in an advanced super prison cell as Chris and The Fartinator stand guard. Deerman and Tennis Master enter.
DEERMAN
You put up quite a fight. Now this is your last chance to join us or you’ll go to jail.
OZMAN
But I’m already in jail? Just give me The Sword of Ares. I must defeat Ares!
DEERMAN
What do you have against Ares anyway?
OZMAN
I just hate war. And by killing the God of War. There won’t be any war.
DEERMAN
Really?
OZMAN
And he’s my father. A deadbeat Dad till the bitter end.
DEERMAN
You’re a demiGod?
Ozman cries and takes off his belt. Deerman swipes the belt away from him.
OZMAN
I don’t want to live anymore. I took off that cursed belt and soon I will turn to dust in half an hour.
The ground begins to quake as Dr. Duck and Buzz enter.
DR. DUCK
We’ll take that belt now!
Deerman throws the belt back to Ozman and Ozman puts the belt back on.
OZMAN
Fine, I’ll help you this one time. And then the belt comes back off.
Deerman opens the prison cell door and Ozman flies out. Dr. Duck gulps as Ozman grabs him.
DR. DUCK
Please, let me go.
OZMAN
Only if you’ll go back to jail.
Dr. Duck nods his head and Ozman releases him.
EXT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS-DAY
Deerman, Ozman, Tennis Master, Chris, and The Fartinator hold a press conference as Dr. Duck and Buzz are being dragged away by TWO POLICE OFFICERS.
JEFF (V.O.)
And so, The Ares City Aces welcome Ozman to the their team. As good once again triumphs over evil.
INT. CAVE-NIGHT
ARES (A hulking 40-something male, dressed in battle armor, wearing a horned helmet) gazes into a crystal ball.
ARES
Well, my bastard son has made himself known to the mortals. I better pay him a visit.
Ares whistles as HUGE RED DRAGON lands down and he climbs atop it. Once atop the Huge Red Dragon, Ares pets it.
ARES
Let’s go to the city which bares my name. No hero shall be able to defeat the God of War.
Ares flies away atop the Huge Red Dragon.
JEFF (V.O.)
And just like that, Ares the God of War is coming to town. Can our heroes defeat him? No one knows.
EXT. COMIC BOOK STORE-NIGHT
Jeff locks up his store. Randy pulls out his smartphone.
RANDY
Hurry up Jeff. We’re going to miss our train.
Jeff puts his keys back in his pocket.
JEFF
Well, it’s time to say so long. I hope you all enjoyed your day in Ares City. I hope it’s been a real blast.
Randy pulls out an umbrella as it slowly begins to rain.
RANDY
I still don’t get who you are talking to there Jeff. We haven’t had any customers here all day.
Jeff and Randy walk down the sidewalk.
JEFF
Shut up Randy!
RANDY
Will do, Jeff. Will do.
END
Tuesday, September 23, 2025
Friday, September 19, 2025
Bucky Talk Presents His New DVDs
Here are two new DVDs that I just added to my collection. Yes I still own DVDs. I wanted to add these two DVDs to my collection because Captain Scarlet has a killer theme song and Creature from the Black Lagoon is just a classic and one of my favorite Universal Monsters.
Sunday, September 14, 2025
Friday, September 12, 2025
Bucky Talk Beat Super Mario Odyssey Today!
I just beat the game Super Mario Odyssey on Nintendo Switch today and here's my proof of this neat accomplishment below! I'm feeling proud that I finally finished a game again to the very end and it took long enough. Feels good to win something :)
Wednesday, September 10, 2025
Comic Strip Carl's Creator Hall of Fame 2025 Inductees
Hello, I'm Comic Strip Carl and I am officially announcing the creation of my official hall of fame for comic creators simply called "Comic Strip Carl's Creator Hall of Fame" and it's an honor for the best of the best in the biz from the past, present, and future. Here are the 2025 inductees...drum roll please....
Dik Browne
Jack Kirby
E.C. Segar
Chester Gould
VT Hamlin
Rob Liefeld
CONGRATS TO ALL OF THE 2025 INDUCTEES! This has been Comic Strip Carl! Support your local newspaper and keep reading comics!
Bucky Talk Jokes
• Living in Chicago is like living in two fictional cities. First, it’s like living in Arenelle from the movie “Frozen” because we’re always stuck in eternal winter. And second, it’s like living in Gotham because Chicago has a shit ton of crime and I am the night for I am The Batman!
• The Russian version of the board game of Life only has four rules. Share, work, breed, and OBEY!
• Deadpool creator Rob Liefeld is infamous because he can’t draw feet. I probably shouldn’t joke about that because I can’t draw at all.
• The Beatles sounds better as a name for a superhero team rather than a name for a rock band because they can literally beat all! And I’m disappointed that none of the members of The Beatles were bugs.
• Led Zeppelin is a great band except their last album didn’t do all that well. In fact, you could say it crashed and burned. My reaction to that news is…oh the horror, oh the humanity.
• You want to know what the plot twist of The Sixth Sense is? Spoilers, who gives a shit!
• He-Man taught us kids that we have the power. The hard truth is when you’re older, you find out that your wife has the power.
• Babysitting is a cruel job. Why would anyone hire someone to sit on a baby?
• Disney vs. DreamWorks? Which animation studio is better? The Mouse House vs. Shrek’s Outhouse! Walt Disney, the man with a dream vs. Jeffrey Katzenberg, the man filled with greed! Again, which studio is the best? The answer is, of course, Studio Ghibli!
• Definition of a hypocrite, James Cameron directs a movie called The Terminator featuring an evil A.I. called Skynet that destroys us all. In the present day, Mr. Cameron invests in an A.I. startup company. Hypocrite!
• If you ever been sucked into a video game like I was last summer, be warned, it was The Sims. In fact, I never left because we’re all in The Sims right now!
• Attention spans are getting shorter. I blame it on…OH LOOK A DOGGY!
• I have FOMO which stands for Fear of Missing Out. Last week, my FOMO acted up because I missed out on the daily group meeting of the Friendly Underwear Captains and Kittens Organization. And the last time I abbreviated the group by stating the acronym for the Friendly Underwear Captains and Kittens Organization, someone slapped me.
• It’s not all that shocking in hindsight that Bill Cosby turned out to be a rapist. Because the warning signs were all there. Because keep in mind, the proof was literally in the pudding!
• Here’s something crazy, did you know that the address of The Muppet Theater from The Muppet Show is 123 Sesame Street? This year, they recently renamed that street Jim Henson Drive.
• Have any of you ever heard of the Kirby video games by Nintendo? I was shocked to learn that the character Kirby’s first name is of course Jack. Get it, Jack Kirby. If you’re a Marvel Comics fan that would mean something.
• Who here reads newspaper comics? Follow up question, who here reads the newspaper?
• There’s a signed picture of me and John Cena hanging on the wall inside my bedroom. Sadly, when I show it to people, they only see me in the photo. The legends are true; you can’t see John Cena!
• I learned Colonel Sanders’s secret recipe back when I used to work at KFC. What makes his fried chicken taste so good? It’s Popeye’s!
• I used to listen to Metallica before I go to sleep. For some reason, Enter Sandman kept me up. Even though I thought if the sandman were to enter my room, he would put me to sleep. So now, I just count sheep instead.
• I heard that the Laff-A-Lympics are canceled this year. The star athlete of the Laff-A-Lympics, Scooby-Doo was arrested at O’Hare Airport with a backpack filled to the brim with Scooby Snacks. Plus, Quick Draw McGraw tested positive for steroids as well.
• What makes a show like SpongeBob SquarePants a NickToon and not a cartoon? You think it’s because SpongeBob airs on Nickelodeon, but that’s not true. It’s because it’s all animated by one Korean guy named Nick Toon. He’s left uncredited.
Saturday, August 23, 2025
Saturday, August 16, 2025
Alien Warlord Qazolu Conquers Earth: Part 2
Back in Action City, the supervillain X-Eye and his robot henchmen, Buzz and Kirk, began their failed battle to defeat Qazolu and his army. It was during X-Eye’s battle with Qazolu that The Lunar Losers (Paul Ziser, Roncor, Weirdo, and Gar Jong) landed. The Lunar Losers quickly aided X-Eye in his battle against Qazolu and his army. Meanwhile, General J., Cool Fox, Max Storm, Kim Storm, The Skull Slasher and the three sole remaining and badly injured superheroes, Goddiess, Ms. Giant, and Young One were planning their attack on Qazolu and his army. Max Storm came up with their only plan of attack, they must use Qazolu’s own Vermootum Sword against him as that is their only shot at defeating the notorious alien warlord. “Alright, let’s go save Earth,” cried Max Storm. Four hours later, Buzz and Kirk were destroyed with X-Eye badly injured. X-Eye pleaded for his life and begged if he and Qazolu could work together. Qazolu then choked X-Eye slowly to death as The Lunar Losers continued to battle Qazolu’s soldiers alongside Cool Fox, Kim Storm, The Skull Slasher, Goddiess, Ms. Giant, and Young One. All hope seemed lost until Max Storm stabbed Qazolu in the back with the Vermootum Sword. After being stabbed Qazolu fell to his knees and coughed up green alien blood. Max Storm just kept stabbing Qazolu with the Vermootum Sword repeatedly, but the alien warlord would not die.
When Max tried stabbing Qazolu for what felt like the hundredth time, Qazolu grabbed the sword out of Max’s hand. Qazolu laughed as he broke the Vermootum Sword to pieces. Max then punched Qazolu in the face. Soon Max and Qazolu started fighting each other in an epic brawl for the ages. Max and Qazolu were evenly matched as their fight made the Earth shake and quake. It looks as though are heroes were finally winning this battle, while Max and Qazolu traded blows, The Lunar Losers alongside the heroes of Earth destroyed the remaining soldiers in Qazolu’s army. Max pulled out his rifle during his fight with Qazolu and shot him point blank across his red alien eyes. Qazolu moaned in pain as Max shot Qazolu three more times and then out of nowhere, Goddiess killed Qazolu with his Green Axe as the alien warlord’s reign of terror finally ended. The day is won, as all the citizens of Action City celebrated humanity’s victory over the invading aliens.
Three days later, with the aid of The Lunar Losers and the GUF, Action City was rebuilt to its former glory. Max Storm and his family returned home to the suburbs as they returned to civilian life. A memorial was built for the fallen heroes who lost their lives. It was at the unveiling of the memorial when the supervillain, Time Man made an appearance. “Hello Action City, I traveled through time, and I have brought back to life the fallen heroes who died in the invasion. This will be my only good deed for today, either way, by bringing back the fallen heroes. The timeline has been altered. And guess who is sadly also back from the dead….,” said Time Man. As the Earth quaked, Qazolu emerged from out of a portal and started laughing evilly. “I’m back,” yelled Qazolu. But not for long, as Goddiess then killed the returning Qazolu with the now restored Vermootum Sword. “Nah, we’re not doing this again,” said Goddiess. Qazolu is dead once more, but the timeline slightly altered again. With the fallen heroes still alive and peace throughout the universe restored. And so, that is the story of when Qazolu took over Earth only to fail twice at it. Evil shall always fail, as good will always succeed!
THE END
Alien Warlord Qazolu Conquers Earth: Part 1
It was a hot summer day in Action City when Qazlou's army arrived and began their invasion. The Gifted (Dr. Strong, Dr. Laser, Ms. Giant, Ms. Sonic Scream, and The GreenSpeed) were the first superhero team to meet Alien Warlord Qazolu and his army outside of their headquarters. Qazolu made his presence known as he walked over toward Dr. Strong and grabbed him. Dr. Strong tried to fight back but failed to hurt Qazolu. And in mere seconds, Qazolu snapped Dr. Strong’s neck and killed the leader of The Gifted. Qazolu chuckled and asked, “Is this the strongest being that your planet has to offer?” after Qazolu spoke, Dr. Laser blasted his face with his eye lasers to no avail. Qazolu stroked his non-burnt chin and then snapped his fingers. Right on command, Qazolu’s soldiers shot and killed Dr. Laser and The GreenSpeed. Qazolu laughed even louder as Ms. Giant and Ms. Sonic Scream barely were able to defeat Qazolu’s soldiers. After the long battle, Ms. Giant was injured and her sister, Ms. Sonic Scream was killed in action. Ms. Giant fled the scene because she knew she was outmatched.
So it began, hero after hero facing Qazolu and his army only to meet their deaths. Super Dude, slaughtered! Retro Strongman, slaughtered! Mr. Tallenstine, slaughtered!
Hero after hero meeting their deaths at the hands of the alien warlord Qazolu. Only Goddiess appeared to be evenly matched and even a God took a beating from Qazolu. Elsewhere, General J. and his top agent, Cool Fox, made their way to a small suburban town outside of Action City to the home of retired monster hunter, Max Storm. Max Storm currently works for animal control and lives with his wife Kim, their son Mike, and his brother-in-law, The Skull Slasher. General J. knocked on the door of Max’s home and it was Kim who answered the door. “General, Cool Fox, what now?” asked Kim. “Is Max here?” asked Cool Fox. “Check the garage. What do you want with my husband?” asked Kim. “We need his services, right away, and that’s an order,” said General J. Kim opened the garage door to reveal that Max was working on his motorcycle while The Skull Slasher was having a beer. General J. entered and tapped Max on the shoulder only for Max to shout, “I’m retired, go away,”. Cool Fox sighed and General J. pulled out an alien sword. “Your country needs you. The world needs you Max. We’re not leaving without you,” said General J. Max took the alien sword right out of General J.’s hand and started to examine it. “This is a magical artifact called the Vermootum Sword. It’s the most powerful weapon in the universe. Where did you get it?” asked Max. “We got this sword out of the back of Super Dude’s dead body. We don’t have time for this, are you coming with us or do we need to take you by force?” asked General J. Max looked over at Kim and his young son Mike. Max sighed and walked over to a trunk in the garage. Max grabbed all his weapons and hoped on his motorcycle. Max rode off with General J. and Cool Fox following behind him. Kim pulled out her car keys and then helped Mike get into his car seat. Skull chugged his beer and threw the can away into a recycling bin as he hoped into car with his sister Kim. “We’re going to help Max, aren’t we? The team is back together again?” asked The Skull Slasher. “I saw the news before General J. and Cool Fox came here. Whatever is going on in Action City. We need to be there for Max,” said Kim. Kim started her car and she, Skull, and her son Mike began the two-hour drive to Action City. And little did they know, was that Max Storm might be the only person on Earth who could slay Qazolu once and for all. Because Max Storm is the chosen one, forever and always!
Thursday, August 14, 2025
Comic Strip Carl Presents Asterix August: The Epic One Off Review of Legends!
Hello, my name is Comic Strip Carl and do you know what today is? Why, it's Asterix August! It's time that I review the legendary French comic album created by Rene Goscinny and Albert Uderzo in 1959. Starring that fabled Gaul himself, Asterix and his friend Obelix kicking Roman soldiers' butts with their magical potion. This is pure gold! Five stars out of five! The whole month of August is dedicated to Asterix! All hail Asterix! This counts as the sole review for those who wanted an Asterix review from me! Asterix isn't quite a comic strip! Support your local newspaper and keep reading comics while I go try to get that magical potion for myself. And some IHOP too!
Comic Strip Carl's Comic Strip Reviews: Barney Google and Snuffy Smith
Hello, my name is Comic Strip Carl and I barely review comic strips for a living. Today's review is the classic comic strip Barney Google and Snuffy Smith. Created by Billy DeBeck in 1919, so long before the search engine Google was created. Do you think that the estate of Billy DeBeck gets royalties from Google? Just saying, it be weird if the name of the search engine came from this comic strip that few people have heard of. Three stars out of five! Support your local newspaper and keep reading comics!
Comic Strip Carl's Comic Strip Reviews: The Born Loser
Hello, I'm Comic Strip Carl and today's review is the classic comic strip The Born Loser, A.K.A. ME! Five stars out of five! Support your local newspaper and keep reading comics!
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