Sunday, November 16, 2025
THE WARRIORS OF WARRIOR MASTER
Sgt. Smash is a U.S. marine at the top of his class. He’s no nonsense and ready to brawl.
Larry the Boxing Kangaroo is a kangaroo boxer from the outback.
Ned the Neanderthal is a caveman who’s not very bright. His favorite food is dinosaur eggs. He is the first warrior ever from the prehistoric age.
Pump Daddy is a professional wrestler with a dancing gimmick. He’s big, buff, and mean.
Hillbilly Joy is a 480-pound hillbilly and hog farmer from the deep South. She’s one lady you don’t want to mess with.
Stan McOtto is a professional wrestler who loves America and is the main rival of Pump Daddy. He will not only fight for his country but his planet too.
Deadler is an alien gunman from a swamp planet. He’s green with envy.
Steve the Lion Tamer & Bob the Lion are a circus act from the 1880’s and a fighting duo. Just a man and his lion looking for a good fight.
Xarpheus is a very powerful wizard from the dark ages. He wishes to conquer the universe one realm at a time.
Prince Earl is a prince of medieval kingdom and a knight. His main rival is Xarpheus and he fights just as he rules, cruelly.
Sultan Sam is a kindhearted sultan and one of the toughest warriors in the Middle East. He will do anything to protect his land and his people.
Yog The Barbarian is a barbarian from an age lost to time. With his mighty battle axe, you better not cross his path.
Kelly Vixen is a witch who lived during the Salem witch trials. She’s a heartbreaker and a dealmaker.
Leory the Dog Catcher lives in Chicago and works at the city dog pound. He will hunt down any dog any day.
Meh Man is a superhero from the 1950’s. He fights crime just because he can. He is super strong, super-fast, and super lazy.
Captain Hacksaw is the toughest pirate who ever sailed the seven seas. With a hook for a hand, you’ll find out quick why he was given the name of hacksaw.
Gangster Greg is a gangster from the Great Depression. He might be fast with a gun, but he can’t outrun the law.
Sheriff Smith is a sheriff from a small town deep in the Wild West. He’s got his trusty horse and his trusty pistol.
Weco is the daughter of a Native American chief and is one with nature. Don’t mess with her or her animal friends.
Mutant Mel is a sewer mutant from Cleveland, Ohio. He’s half-human and half-alligator and all trouble.
“Warrior Master” Toy Line Idea
Plot: In the far future, on an alien planet called Heeltia, children play a card game called Warrior Master which pits real warriors from across the universe and time against each other. These are no ordinary playing cards, as these cards can summon the literal warrior into a battle. So, a medieval knight could fight a cowboy, a professional wrestler could battle a superhero, and a barbarian could brawl with a literal killing machine from another world. It may be a just a game to this alien children, but to the warriors, it’s life and death.
Tales From Ares City Podcast Script
INT. COMIC BOOK STORE-NIGHT
JEFF (An obese 30-something nerdy male) sits at a counter reading a comic book. He then looks at the audience.
JEFF
Hello, and welcome to Jeff’s Comic Shop. My name is Jeff and we’re closed.
Jeff laughs and resumes reading the comic book.
JEFF
But, I can keep the shop open a little longer for you.
RANDY (A thin 30-something nerdy male) enters carrying a huge stack of comic books.
RANDY
Hey boss, where would you like me to put the latest issues of Moon Maiden?
JEFF
Randy, just set them down for a second. We have some customers here.
Randy looks around and shrugs. Jeff puts the comic book back on the shelf.
RANDY
Who are you talking to Jeff?
JEFF
Why these fine viewers. I’m being meta here, Randy. Just set the comics down and go sweep up.
Randy sets the stack comic books down on the ground and walks over to a broom closet. Jeff plays with a superhero action figure.
JEFF
With Randy away, the Jeff will play. Now my shop is in a very special place. Ares City. Where superheroes and supervillains are just as common here as house cats.
Jeff puts the superhero action figure in his pocket as Randy starts sweeping.
RANDY
And no wonder business is terrible. Who wants to read comics about superheroes when you can just see them walking down the street.
Jeff grins and shows off a comic book cover.
JEFF
And that begins our first tale in our tales of Ares City. The origin of Dr. Duck.
RANDY (O.S.)
I still have no idea who you’re talking too there boss.
JEFF
Shut up Randy and just let me tell the tale of Dr. Duck.
INT. LABORATORY-DAY
A MALE SCIENTIST and a FEMALE SCIENTIST run away from DR. DUCK (A male mutated duck, with a huge glowing brain, and sharp fangs) as lights flicker on and off. Dr. Duck zaps the Male Scientists and the Female Scientist with lighting coming from his mind which fries them.
JEFF (V.O.)
Dr. Duck used to be a lab animal that was experimented on to the point where the scientists who experimented on him created a monster of vast intellect and knowledge.
Dr. Duck laughs and flies onto a desk.
DR. DUCK
I’m free. But now what?
Dr. Duck opens a drawer in the desk and pulls out a remote control.
JEFF (V.O.)
Dr. Duck would soon gain his first henchman. And old robot named Buzz.
Dr. Duck presses a button on the remote control and suddenly BUZZ (A hulking seven foot tall purple colored robot) enters.
BUZZ
I’m Unit 468. What do you request of me?
Dr. Duck flies onto the shoulder of Buzz and laughs.
DR. DUCK
I’m not a fan of the name Unit 468. You make a lot of buzzing sounds. I’ll just call you Buzz.
Buzz’s eyes flash red and he laughs.
BUZZ
Buzz, I like the name Buzz. What do you command of me master?
Dr. Duck strokes his chin and presses another button on the remote control.
DR. DUCK
I request that you help me find a way to escape this horrible laboratory that treated us both so very cruel.
Buzz walks slowly over towards and door. Buzz punches the door and breaks it. Buzz and Dr. Duck exit together.
BUZZ
I think I found a way out of here master.
DR. DUCK
Freedom! Sweet freedom at last! And then, it’ll be sweet revenge on all of humanity for what they’ve done to us.
EXT. CITY STREETS-DAY
Dr. Duck and Buzz fly down and attack an OVERWEIGHT MALE HOT DOG VENDER.
JEFF (V.O.)
Dr. Duck and Buzz began their reign of terror across the streets of Ares City. Attacking anyone who dares get in their way.
DEERMAN (O.S.)
Not so fast!
Dr. Duck and Buzz turn around to see DEERMAN (A 40-something male deer/human hybrid superhero), TENNIS MASTER (A 20-something thin female, dressed in a tennis themed superhero costume), CHRIS “DJ” EDGE (A 20-something buff male, wearing a wrestling mask, and red tights), and THE FARTINATOR (A 30-something thin male, dressed in a bright green superhero costume, with golden armor covering his butt) standing behind them.
DR. DUCK
Who the heck are you people?
DEERMAN
We’re the Ares City Aces and we’re the heroes. Let’s kick some duck tail team!
Deerman rams into Buzz as the Overweight Male Hot Dog Vender runs away. Chris puts Dr. Duck in a sleeperhold as Tennis Master hits Dr. Duck with tennis balls.
JEFF (V.O.)
The Ares City Aces is this city’s greatest superhero team. Led by the human/deer hybrid, Deerman. It’s members include...
Dr. Duck bites Chris and flies away.
JEFF (V.O.)
Chris “DJ” Edge. A professional wrestler who fights crime on the side.
Dr. Duck laughs and is hit by a tennis ball. Tennis Master pulls out two tennis rackets and hits tennis balls at Dr. Duck.
JEFF (V.O.)
Penny Nicole, a tennis champ since age 12, she uses her skills from the tennis court to fight crime as The Tennis Master.
The Fartinator walks over towards Buzz as Deerman gets out of the way. The Fartinator bends over and blasts Buzz with an atomic fart.
JEFF (V.O.)
Lastly, Ned Needy. A standup comedian by night and a superhero by day. With the power of atomic farts, Ned is The Fartinator!
Dr. Duck zaps The Fartinator with lighting and knocks him out. Deerman, Chris, and Tennis Master huddle up.
DEERMAN
We need to find a way to stop that big headed duck!
CHRIS
He even knocked out The Fartinator. No one can knock out The Fartinator.
TENNIS MASTER
But at least we got rid of of his robot henchman.
CHRIS
I wouldn’t say that just yet Tennis Master.
Dr. Duck flies down on top of Buzz and starts to repair him. Deerman, Chris, and Tennis Master charge as Dr. Duck waves his wing and creates a force field.
DR. DUCK
Why can’t you humans leave me alone!
Deerman, Chris, and Tennis Master are trapped behind a force field. The Fartinator slowly wakes up.
THE FARTINATOR
Oh man, what did I miss? Who dares knock out The Fartinator?
Buzz grabs The Fartinator and lifts him up in the air. The Fartinator lets out another atomic fart which damages Buzz.
Deerman, Chris, and Tennis Master break free of the force field and attack Dr. Duck.
DEERMAN
Get that duck!
Dr. Duck laughs and creates three clones of himself.
DR. DUCK
I never realized how handsome I was. Get them my beauties!
The Dr. Duck’s three clones fight Chris, The Fartinator, and Tennis Master. Dr. Duck and Deerman fight each other.
INT. DINER-DAY
OZMAN (A 30-something buff male, dressed in gladiator armor, wearing a golden belt around his waist) eats a hamburger and drinks a coffee. A WAITRESS walks over and refills his coffee.
WAITRESS
What are you? Some kind of superhero? Or are you just going to a comic book convention?
Ozman tips the Waitress and wipes his month.
OZMAN
Look, do you know where I can find The Ares City Aces?
The Waitress laughs and points out the window. Ozman gets up and dusts himself off.
JEFF (V.O.)
This is Ozman. A 3,000 year old immortal being. With The Belt of Oza around his waist. Ozman will live forever.
EXT. CITY STREETS-DAY
Dr. Duck and Buzz tie up Deerman, Chris, Tennis Master, and The Fartinator. Ozman enters and pulls out a sword.
OZMAN
I take it you all are The Ares City Aces?
Dr. Duck whistles and Buzz rushes over towards Ozman. Ozman and Buzz fight each other.
JEFF (V.O.)
Ozman has taken on the secret identity of Peter Rocks. An investment banker and military veteran who served in nearly every war known to man.
Ozman tackles Buzz to the ground and punches him in the chest.
JEFF (V.O.)
Ozman has only one goal in life. Kill the God of War, Ares, himself. Because after seeing the horrors of war first hand. Ozman wants no one to suffer what he had suffered.
Deerman breaks free and grabs Dr. Duck. Deerman handcuffs Dr. Duck. Buzz leaks oil and slowly turns off. Ozman gets up and steps on Buzz’s head.
DEERMAN
Who are you?
OZMAN
I’m the newest member of The Ares City Aces. But you can call me Ozman the Immortal!
EXT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS-DAY
Deerman, Ozman, Chris, Tennis Master, and The Fartinator walk down a long entrance ramp to a huge steel door. Deerman swipes a door card to open the door.
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS-DAY
Deerman, Ozman, Chris, Tennis Master, and The Fartinator walk down a long hallway as the pass by superhero memorabilia and advanced weapons.
DEERMAN
Thanks for your help in dealing with Dr. Duck. Now tell us a little bit about yourself, Ozman.
OZMAN
I am immortal and I am strong. And I can grow thousands of feet tall.
THE FARTINATOR
How fancy. So, how old are you?
Ozman stops and looks a picture of The Ares City Aces fighting an evil wizard.
OZMAN
I’m way older than all of you combined. Now this picture? Who were you fighting there?
Deerman looks at the picture and strokes his chin.
DEERMAN
That’s just Oopa The Evil Wizard. Why do you ask?
OZMAN
Oopa is the one whom gave me the Belt of Oza. It is because of this belt that I am immortal and it’s where all my powers come from.
Chris and Tennis Master play table tennis, as Deerman, Ozman, and The Fartinator sit around a round table drinking beers.
DEERMAN
How come we haven’t heard of you before, Ozman? We know a lot of the superhumans in this city. How have you remained hidden?
OZMAN
Like I would tell you my secrets. Now I believe you have something I want.
DEERMAN
And what would that be?
OZMAN
The Sword of Ares! Now hand it over!
Ozman chugs his beer and throws the can at Deerman.
DEERMAN
You don’t want to start a fight you can’t win there Ozman.
Deerman and Ozman fight each other as Chris, The Fartinator, and Tennis Master cheer.
INT. COMIC BOOK STORE-NIGHT
Jeff eats a bag of corn chips and gulps.
JEFF
Why did you cut back to me? I have nothing to offer.
RANDY (O.S.)
That’s what she said!
JEFF
Shut up Randy! Just go back to the fight between Ozman and The Ares City Aces!
INT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS: PRISON CELL-DAY
Ozman sits in an advanced super prison cell as Chris and The Fartinator stand guard. Deerman and Tennis Master enter.
DEERMAN
You put up quite a fight. Now this is your last chance to join us or you’ll go to jail.
OZMAN
But I’m already in jail? Just give me The Sword of Ares. I must defeat Ares!
DEERMAN
What do you have against Ares anyway?
OZMAN
I just hate war. And by killing the God of War. There won’t be any war.
DEERMAN
Really?
OZMAN
And he’s my father. A deadbeat Dad till the bitter end.
DEERMAN
You’re a demiGod?
Ozman cries and takes off his belt. Deerman swipes the belt away from him.
OZMAN
I don’t want to live anymore. I took off that cursed belt and soon I will turn to dust in half an hour.
The ground begins to quake as Dr. Duck and Buzz enter.
DR. DUCK
We’ll take that belt now!
Deerman throws the belt back to Ozman and Ozman puts the belt back on.
OZMAN
Fine, I’ll help you this one time. And then the belt comes back off.
Deerman opens the prison cell door and Ozman flies out. Dr. Duck gulps as Ozman grabs him.
DR. DUCK
Please, let me go.
OZMAN
Only if you’ll go back to jail.
Dr. Duck nods his head and Ozman releases him.
EXT. SUPERHERO HEADQUARTERS-DAY
Deerman, Ozman, Tennis Master, Chris, and The Fartinator hold a press conference as Dr. Duck and Buzz are being dragged away by TWO POLICE OFFICERS.
JEFF (V.O.)
And so, The Ares City Aces welcome Ozman to the their team. As good once again triumphs over evil.
INT. CAVE-NIGHT
ARES (A hulking 40-something male, dressed in battle armor, wearing a horned helmet) gazes into a crystal ball.
ARES
Well, my bastard son has made himself known to the mortals. I better pay him a visit.
Ares whistles as HUGE RED DRAGON lands down and he climbs atop it. Once atop the Huge Red Dragon, Ares pets it.
ARES
Let’s go to the city which bares my name. No hero shall be able to defeat the God of War.
Ares flies away atop the Huge Red Dragon.
JEFF (V.O.)
And just like that, Ares the God of War is coming to town. Can our heroes defeat him? No one knows.
EXT. COMIC BOOK STORE-NIGHT
Jeff locks up his store. Randy pulls out his smartphone.
RANDY
Hurry up Jeff. We’re going to miss our train.
Jeff puts his keys back in his pocket.
JEFF
Well, it’s time to say so long. I hope you all enjoyed your day in Ares City. I hope it’s been a real blast.
Randy pulls out an umbrella as it slowly begins to rain.
RANDY
I still don’t get who you are talking to there Jeff. We haven’t had any customers here all day.
Jeff and Randy walk down the sidewalk.
JEFF
Shut up Randy!
RANDY
Will do, Jeff. Will do.
END
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