Captain Super PSA

Hey kids, that was a fun episode of Captain Super starring me, Captain Super. Now remember kids, winners don’t do drugs! If you see something, say something! If you see a drifter, kick him in the balls! If you see a lady drifter, kick her in the taco! Buy my action figure, and if you can’t afford it, remember your parents can. It isn’t a crime if you borrow your dad’s credit card to buy my action figure. If you eat meat on Fridays, you’re going to Hell! Reading is fun! And if you can’t read, just fake it until you make it. Always vote Republican because they know what’s best for you. You don’t want to make old McDonald Ronald Regan cry, do you? Sleep with one eye open children, because raccoons will bite your feet at night if you don’t. And always remember that Captain Super is your friend and it’s always helpful if you can help him move a couch on Tuesday. Captain Super away!