Thursday, January 10, 2013

The Origin of Spy Lion!

There was once a man named Chris Walker, who was the U.S. government’s top secret agent. Chris Walker is also engaged to a supermodel named Kelly Refson, and he had a lot of friends. Chris Walker had a perfect life, until the day he was called to spy on a man named Henry Q. Henry Q. was a man who owned a company called “Henry Q. Corp”. Henry Q. Corp makes technology like, TV’s, home computers, cars, and even military weapons. But Henry Q. soon wanted to take over the world, and he had more advanced technology then the U.S. government. Soon Chris was going to try to stop Henry Q. at all cost. Now we go to Henry Q. Corp headquarters where Chris Walker was just about to spy on Henry Q. “Alright, I have to find out what Henry Q. is up to, and now let me get my spy camera and take pictures of the crime scene,” said Chris Walker to himself. Then he sees Henry Q. and some of his scientist employees where Henry Q. had a new invention to test. “Gentlemen, behold my latest invention, I give you, the fusing machine, it will fuse humans into any other living thing, a hybrid if you will, let’s test it with this alligator,” yelled Henry Q. Then one of the scientists brought out an alligator on a leash. “Now put the alligator in the left door of the machine, and then you go in on the right door,” said Henry Q. Then the alligator was put in on the left side of the machine, and the scientist went in on the right side. Then both doors were soon shut. “Alright, let’s start the machine,” yelled Henry Q. Then Henry Q. pulled a lever and soon the machine was turned on. Then minutes later out of the middle door of the machine, a hybrid of a half-alligator and half-human came out of it. “I give you the first hybrid of the day, I shall call him a Gator Guard, and now who is next to test on the hybrid machine,” yelled Henry Q. Then hours later, an army of Gator Guards were made. “O my god, I have to warn the government about this,” said Chris Walker to himself. Then Chris Walker was about to call the U.S. government when all of a sudden he tripped and fell through the ceiling window to Henry Q. Corp headquarters. Then Henry Q. heard the window break. “Hello, what do we have here, are you spying on me, Gator Guards get him,” yelled Henry Q. Then the Gator Guards caught Chris Walker, and now Chris was being held hostage by Henry Q. What will happen next? Nobody knows!

Fartio and The Carpool

Mr. Pencil, Big Boss Kid, Bear, and Snake were late for work once again. They all were diving in the same car. “Ah, Big Boss Kid farted again,” yelled Bear. “Ah it smells like a cow died in here,” yelled Snake. “You guys we have always been late for work Flea-Boy the Clown will fire us from the Silly Squad,” yelled Mr. Pencil. Then there was a hitchhiker on the road. “O let’s pick him up,” said Big Boss Kid. It was Fartio. “Ah thanks for picking me up,” said Fartio. “Wow, it’s Fartio from the video game I have at home,” yelled Bear. “I smelled someone farting if you think that smelled bad wait for this,” yelled Fartio. Then Fartio made a big fart the biggest fart and it was like a nuclear explosion. “Ah, that blew up my car we are going to be late again dam it,” yelled Mr. Pencil. Soon Mr. Pencil, Big Boss Kid, Bear, Snake, and Fartio got to the Silly Squad headquarters. “You guys are late again one more time you’re late you are all fired,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. “Well at lest we got here,” yelled Big Boss Kid. Then Mr. Pencil started crying.
The End

Silly Squad vs. The I.R.S.

“Ding dong,” rang the Silly Squad headquarters doorbell. “Who is it,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. “Hi, I’m Spotty how would you like a toaster that can make pancakes too,” yelled Spotty. “No thank you Mr. Spotty,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. “Wait did I tell you can get a free ticket to the circus,” yelled Spotty. “Hell no I been fired from the circus now leave and get a life,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. “Ding dong” ranged the door bell again. “Hello I’m with the I.R.S you own us $99, 0001 to us,” yelled the I.R.S man. “O dam look I run the Silly Squad we have not made a dollar since we been open,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. “Get the money or else Silly Squad will go out of business,” yelled the I.R.S. man. “Hey Flea-Boy guess who needs us to be at a birthday party,” yelled Igor. “Who, Bill Gates,” laughed Flea-Boy the Clown. “Yes, he’ll pay $99, 0001,” yelled Mr. Pencil. 2 hours later. “I can’t believe that we made some one laugh now we can pay the I.R.S. and the Silly Squad won’t go out of business,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. The Silly Squad is still in business!
The End

The I Hate Spotty Gang!

Coyote was now trying to think of a new plan to kill Spotty. “Let’s see turn everybody into Coyotes no, getting all the most famous nerds together no not again, wait I know,” yelled Coyote. So Coyote’s idea was to get all of Spotty’s other foes and make them team up. He called Ghost who was Super Spotty’s #1 foe, and he called Zig Zag and Moe to evil aliens who always lost to Spotty. “All right together we form a new gang The I Hate Spotty Gang now what ideas do you guys have to kill Spotty,” yelled Coyote. “What does Spotty like maybe we can get him to fall for a trap and beat the crap out of him,” yelled Ghost. “Knowing Spotty I know he likes,” yelled Coyote. It was a toaster convention and Spotty was a toaster salesman. “Wow my son you now can learn what I do for a living,” yelled Spotty. “God you are such a dork,” said Spotty Jr.  They opened the doors to get into the toaster convention and it was a trap. “Hello Spotty were all back,” yelled Coyote. “O crap,” yelled Spotty. Then all of Spotty’s #1 foes were beating him up. “Hello police yah it’s Spotty Jr. again, no it’s not that again my dad’s foes teamed up yah at the old convention center, ok bye Lenny,” said Spotty Jr. Coyote went to jail and Ghost, Zig Zag, and Moe went to Area 51. “You know I still want to buy a new toaster,” cried Spotty. “Dad your still a dork, god,” said Spotty Jr.
The End  

Michael and Jordan’s day off!

Michael and Jordan are scientists they work for a robot company. Michael was a bald African American who wears glasses, and Jordan was a white man with brown buzz-cut hair. Today was there day off so they were going to the beach. “Hey why are we going to the beach any way,” asked Michael. “Well we are going to try to find a Giant squid and catch it for money,” yelled Jordan. “But this is are only day off,” yelled Michael. So they get on a boat and are now off to the sea. “Hey man what’s that,” said Michael. It was the Giant squid. Our heroes began fighting it then they saw Zig Zag and Moe. “Hey get away from our grandma you monsters,” yelled Moe. Zig Zag and Moe were aliens who always try to kidnap Spotty. Zig Zag looked like a giant human orange skinned alien with antennas, and Moe had the face of a Miniature Schnauzer and was also tall with orange antennas. “Wait are you two guys saying you’re from the squid family,” asked Jordan. “Yah all aliens came from squids now be gone,” yelled Zig Zag. Michael and Jordan are back at their house. “What a very weird day,” said Jordan. “Yah but now are squids aliens,” asked Michael. “I don’t want to do work on my day off,” yelled Jordan.
The End

The Final Battle of Good and Evil!

Soon Hawk told Coyote the true power of the Power Stones. “Coyote, put the Power Stones inside The Shield of the Power Stones and hold it for five seconds and it will give you one wish,” said Hawk. “One wish, I know exactly what to wish for, to rule the world,” said Coyote. Soon Coyote put the Power Stones in the holes of The Shield of the Power Stones and soon Coyote held the shield for five seconds, and Coyote turned into stone. “Boss,” cried Terry the Tapir. Soon Terry went to Coyote who had turned into stone and was frozen like a statue. “Why did Coyote wish himself into stone,” asked Spotty. “You see guys, I lied, I do know what the Power Stones do, they turn people into stone, and the only reason I lied to Coyote was that he would turn into stone and never bug us again,” said Hawk. “Henchmen untie the prisoners and help me chisel Coyote free, I still hear him inside,” said Terry the Tapir. Soon Coyote’s henchmen untied our heroes. Now our heroes left Professor Smith’s laboratory and soon Stork wanted to tell Spotty something. “So what will be our next adventure guys,” asked Spotty. “Spotty, I’m done being an adventurer,” said Stork. “What do you mean Stork, we’re adventuring buddies,” said Spotty. “Look, I’ll always value our friendship, but this whole adventuring thing is getting pretty old, I think I want to live a normal life from now on, so I guess this is my good bye,” said Stork. “Yah, I think I’ll try to find a job too, because since I don’t guard the Power Stones anymore I need a real paying job,” said Hawk. “Come on Bark and Hawk, let’s get out of here and head back to the city,” said Stork. Stork, Bark, and Hawk were about to fly away when. “Wait, before you go I wanted to give you something,” cried Spotty. Spotty then gave Termite to Stork. “How nice, Termite, I’ll let you go,” said Stork. Then Stork freed Termite from being trapped in the jar. “I’m free, hope to see you guys again,” yelled Termite. Then Termite fled the scene. “So long Spotty,” said Stork. Then Stork, Hawk, and Bark flew away. “Great, now I’m a lone adventurer again,” said Spotty. Spotty then sighed and then he felt a tap on his shoulder. “Spotty, I’ll be your adventuring buddy,” said Beardy. “Really, wow, Beardy I said will be friends one day, now our next adventure will be in the desert, follow me,” said Spotty. Then Spotty and Beardy were off to the desert, but that adventure short story has already been told!
THE END!

Spotty and Stork and the Temple of the Power Stones!

Our heroes were in the Amazon where the soon found out the last two Power Stones were inside an ancient temple. “Alright, the last two Power Stones are inside that temple, now only one of us can go inside it to get the Power Stones,” said Hawk. “I’ll go in alone, you guys wait for me right here, if I don’t come out in a couple of hours, that means I’m dead,” said Stork. Soon Stork went into the temple alone to collect the Power Stones. While Spotty was waiting for Stork to return he soon found a gold shield with five holes in it. “Guys look was I’ve found,” said Spotty. “You found gold just lying around in the middle of the Amazon,” said Beardy. “Spotty, you found The Shield of the Power Stones, once we have all the Power Stones we must put them in that gold shield,” said Hawk. “I wonder why someone would leave it unguarded,” said Spotty. Soon after escaping booby-traps inside the temple, Stork then found the last two Power Stones and then ran out of the temple like hell. “I’m back guys, now what do we do with all of the Power Stones,” asked Stork. “Why don’t we take them to my friend Professor Smith, I’m sure if these things are worth anything he’ll know,” said Beardy. “Let’s go see him then,” said Spotty. Soon our heroes flew to Professor Smith’s laboratory and then they gave him the Power Stones. “Hmmm, these Power Stones are impressive, Michael and Jordan get over here I think these guys discovered a new energy source,” said Professor Smith. Michael and Jordan then looked at the Power Stones. “Wow, I think these Power Stones can power a whole city, god, think how much we can make off these stones,” said Michael. “Enough of this, give me those freaking Power Stones and The Shield of the Power Stones,” yelled a mysterious voice. Our heroes turned around and it was Coyote and his henchmen. “Coyote, how did you know about the Power Stones,” cried Spotty. “We followed you guys, we heard everything,” yelled Terry the Tapir. “Now, henchmen tie them up and take the Power Stones,” said Coyote. Soon Coyote’s henchmen tied up our heroes. “What have we done,” cried Stork. I guess it’s up to our heroes to stop Coyote once more before he figures out the true power of the Power Stones.