Our story
begins when the founding members of the Silly Squad began their first day as
members of the Silly Squad. Basically they found Silly Squad with a single
dream…making the world laugh. But they are basically broke, barely famous, they
all have no connections to anyone within the entertainment industry, no clear
business plan and worst of all they’re barely even really that funny. So now we
go to the Silly Squad headquarters which basically is a crappy old building in
the middle of nowhere just on the outskirts of Hollywood where a knock on the
front door is heard. “I’ll get it,” said Mr. Pencil. Mr. Pencil answered the
door and it was the landlord of the Silly Squad headquarters Paul Proboscis
Monkey. “Oh hello their Mr. Paul Proboscis Monkey, what do you want on this
fine Tuesday,” asked Mr. Pencil. “What do I want….where’s the freaking rent…you
idiots owe me three months’ rent…now where’s my god damn money,” asked Paul
Proboscis Monkey while smoking a cigar. “Ah, we’ll pay you when we can…even as
we speak some of the guys are preforming at a birthday party that pays really
well…anyway we’re working on it…so don’t worry okay,” said Mr. Pencil.
“Okay…here’s the deal…if you don’t pay me all the money you owe me…you
dumb asses will be evicted from my building and I’ll rent it out to someone who
actually pays on time…you have 24 hours to get the money or else…now good day,”
said Paul Proboscis Monkey. Then Paul Proboscis Monkey left and Mr. Pencil shut
the door. Then Mr. Pencil sighed and went back to watch TV with his friends and
other Silly Squad members Rags the Raccoon and Lenny the Leopard. “Who was that
at the door,” asked Rag the Raccoon while eating a bag of corn chips. “Dude…we
need to pay the rent right now or else we’ll be evicted…now how much money are
we making at that kid’s birthday party,” asked Mr. Pencil. “I think they’re
getting $20 and that leaves us with only,” said Lenny the Leopard. “We’re
screwed,” cried Mr. Pencil. Now we go to some kid’s birthday party where
Flea-Boy the Clown, Igor, Fatty the Elephant Seal, Stupid Kid, Mr. Face, Mr.
Bunny, Bear and Snake were performing. “Happy Birthday…ah…,” yelled Flea-Boy
the Clown. Flea-Boy the Clown then read a note card. “Billy…now are you kids
really to laugh,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. The kids at Billy’s birthday party
began to cheer real loudly. “Okay, let’s start the show,” yelled Flea-Boy the
Clown. During their performance Flea-Boy the Clown, Igor, Fatty the Elephant
Seal, Stupid Kid, Mr. Face, Mr. Bunny, Bear and Snake each did a skit and after
two hours of performance the show was over. “Thank you…that was our show and
now you can applaud and give us that $20,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Then after
Flea-Boy the Clown was done speaking, they kids began to boo and throw cupcakes
at him. “I guess these kids didn’t like our act,” said Igor. Fatty the Elephant
Seal was eating a piece of cake. “I still hope we get the money,” said Snake.
Now we return to the Silly Squad headquarters where Flea-Boy the Clown, Igor,
Fatty the Elephant Seal, Stupid Kid, Mr. Face, Mr. Bunny, Bear and Snake
arrived after their disastrous performance at Billy’s birthday. “Well guys…we
may have not been funny today…but at least we got $20,” said Flea-Boy the
Clown. “But dude, we really got to work on our material if we want to make
people laugh…we aren’t as funny as we think we are,” said Mr. Face. “Guys we
are totally funny and we don’t need to change the act…now let’s get ready for
another kids birthday party,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Then Mr. Pencil rushed
towards Flea-Boy the Clown’s side. “Boss…did you get the $20,” cried Mr.
Pencil. “Yes…why,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “We have to pay the rent now or
else we’re going to get evicted,” cried Flea-Boy the Clown. “Well we made $20
how much more do we owe,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “I ran the numbers…we owe $100,000
to Paul Proboscis Monkey,” cried Mr. Pencil. “Holy shit….this past week alone
we only made a $100…we need to rise our prices,” cried Flea-Boy the Clown. “It
gets worse you know,” said Lenny the Leopard as he entered the scene. “How
worse,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “We forgot to pay the cable bill, the water
bill, the electric bill…hell we have to file for bankruptcy at this point…face
it Flea-Boy…the Silly Squad’s dead,” said Lenny the Leopard. “Guys don’t give
up…we just need to think of a way to raise the money we need to pay…but how,”
asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “We could have a bake sale,” said Bear. “You
idiot…you can’t cook squat…and you’re cookies gave me diarrhea for two weeks,”
yelled Snake. “We could sell our bodies to science,” said Stupid Kid. “I think
you have to be dead to do that,” said Mr. Bunny. “We have to be dead to do what
now,” asked Stupid Kid. “I got it…I know how we can get all the money we need,”
said Flea-Boy the Clown. Now we go to the next day and our heroes finally paid
the rent and all of their bills. How do you ask? You really don’t want to know!
THE END!
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