Saturday, July 13, 2013

Silly Squad The Early Years: First Day on the Job!

Our story begins when the founding members of the Silly Squad began their first day as members of the Silly Squad. Basically they found Silly Squad with a single dream…making the world laugh. But they are basically broke, barely famous, they all have no connections to anyone within the entertainment industry, no clear business plan and worst of all they’re barely even really that funny. So now we go to the Silly Squad headquarters which basically is a crappy old building in the middle of nowhere just on the outskirts of Hollywood where a knock on the front door is heard. “I’ll get it,” said Mr. Pencil. Mr. Pencil answered the door and it was the landlord of the Silly Squad headquarters Paul Proboscis Monkey. “Oh hello their Mr. Paul Proboscis Monkey, what do you want on this fine Tuesday,” asked Mr. Pencil. “What do I want….where’s the freaking rent…you idiots owe me three months’ rent…now where’s my god damn money,” asked Paul Proboscis Monkey while smoking a cigar. “Ah, we’ll pay you when we can…even as we speak some of the guys are preforming at a birthday party that pays really well…anyway we’re working on it…so don’t worry okay,” said Mr. Pencil. “Okay…here’s the deal…if you don’t pay me all the money you owe me…you dumb asses will be evicted from my building and I’ll rent it out to someone who actually pays on time…you have 24 hours to get the money or else…now good day,” said Paul Proboscis Monkey. Then Paul Proboscis Monkey left and Mr. Pencil shut the door. Then Mr. Pencil sighed and went back to watch TV with his friends and other Silly Squad members Rags the Raccoon and Lenny the Leopard. “Who was that at the door,” asked Rag the Raccoon while eating a bag of corn chips. “Dude…we need to pay the rent right now or else we’ll be evicted…now how much money are we making at that kid’s birthday party,” asked Mr. Pencil. “I think they’re getting $20 and that leaves us with only,” said Lenny the Leopard. “We’re screwed,” cried Mr. Pencil. Now we go to some kid’s birthday party where Flea-Boy the Clown, Igor, Fatty the Elephant Seal, Stupid Kid, Mr. Face, Mr. Bunny, Bear and Snake were performing. “Happy Birthday…ah…,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. Flea-Boy the Clown then read a note card. “Billy…now are you kids really to laugh,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. The kids at Billy’s birthday party began to cheer real loudly. “Okay, let’s start the show,” yelled Flea-Boy the Clown. During their performance Flea-Boy the Clown, Igor, Fatty the Elephant Seal, Stupid Kid, Mr. Face, Mr. Bunny, Bear and Snake each did a skit and after two hours of performance the show was over. “Thank you…that was our show and now you can applaud and give us that $20,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Then after Flea-Boy the Clown was done speaking, they kids began to boo and throw cupcakes at him. “I guess these kids didn’t like our act,” said Igor. Fatty the Elephant Seal was eating a piece of cake. “I still hope we get the money,” said Snake. Now we return to the Silly Squad headquarters where Flea-Boy the Clown, Igor, Fatty the Elephant Seal, Stupid Kid, Mr. Face, Mr. Bunny, Bear and Snake arrived after their disastrous performance at Billy’s birthday. “Well guys…we may have not been funny today…but at least we got $20,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “But dude, we really got to work on our material if we want to make people laugh…we aren’t as funny as we think we are,” said Mr. Face. “Guys we are totally funny and we don’t need to change the act…now let’s get ready for another kids birthday party,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Then Mr. Pencil rushed towards Flea-Boy the Clown’s side. “Boss…did you get the $20,” cried Mr. Pencil. “Yes…why,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “We have to pay the rent now or else we’re going to get evicted,” cried Flea-Boy the Clown. “Well we made $20 how much more do we owe,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “I ran the numbers…we owe $100,000 to Paul Proboscis Monkey,” cried Mr. Pencil. “Holy shit….this past week alone we only made a $100…we need to rise our prices,” cried Flea-Boy the Clown. “It gets worse you know,” said Lenny the Leopard as he entered the scene. “How worse,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “We forgot to pay the cable bill, the water bill, the electric bill…hell we have to file for bankruptcy at this point…face it Flea-Boy…the Silly Squad’s dead,” said Lenny the Leopard. “Guys don’t give up…we just need to think of a way to raise the money we need to pay…but how,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “We could have a bake sale,” said Bear. “You idiot…you can’t cook squat…and you’re cookies gave me diarrhea for two weeks,” yelled Snake. “We could sell our bodies to science,” said Stupid Kid. “I think you have to be dead to do that,” said Mr. Bunny. “We have to be dead to do what now,” asked Stupid Kid. “I got it…I know how we can get all the money we need,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Now we go to the next day and our heroes finally paid the rent and all of their bills. How do you ask? You really don’t want to know!

THE END!

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