Saturday, July 13, 2013

Silly Squad Eats at Mr. Big’s Diner!

“Lunch break,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “So where should we eat,” asked Lenny the Leopard. “Let’s try that new diner down the block,” said Mr. Pencil. So the Silly Squad head to Mr. Big’s Diner for a quick lunch break. Mr. Big welcomes the Silly Squad to his diner. “Hello gentlemen, welcome to Mr. Big’s Diner...I’m Mr. Big and what would you like to eat today,” asked Mr. Big. “What’s that smell,” asked Lenny the Leopard. “Oh that’s nothing,” said Mr. Big. “It smells like vomit and a corpse,” said Lenny the Leopard. “I just make you all some delicious hamburgers,” said Mr. Big. The Silly Squad then ate Mr. Big’s burgers and the all began to vomit. “Dude…your food sucks,” cried Snake. Mr. Big began to cry. “Now what,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “Nobody likes my cooking at all…every restaurant I open gets closed down by the health department…if this diner doesn’t work out I lose everything,” cried Mr. Big. Mr. Big then began sobbing and then Flea-Boy the Clown had an idea. “Mr. Big…I have an idea of how you can get customers to eat you crappy food,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “You have an idea of how to get people to come eat here…and not sue me,” asked Mr. Big. After a brief negotiation, the Silly Squad become the official spokesmen for Mr. Big’s Diner and filmed many commercials. After the commercials starring the Silly Squad aired, Mr. Big’s Diner became a popular eating joint even though the food sucks. Also the Silly Squad named Mr. Big an honorary member of the group and Mr. Big gave them a lifetime supply of free hamburgers at Mr. Big’s Diner. And everyone lived happily ever after! Expect the people who got sick after eating at Mr. Big’s Diner and died!
THE END!

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