Now we see
an ocean, and then we see a barrel flouting in the ocean
Then we see
Spotty popping out of the barrel.
Spotty
Hello
everybody, I’m Spotty, today I’ll tell you a pirate story, but there’s a twist,
this is about the lamest pirates in the seven seas, and they captain, Gus
Peterson, or also known as the ADD Pirate, and now our story begins!
Now we see a
pirate ship.
Now we see
Spotty floating in a barrel.
Spotty
Our story
begins when our heroes, or bad guys, hard to tell because they’re pirates,
anyway soon they’ll meet a god named Poseidon, but first lets meet the crew.
Now we see
Gus Peterson the ADD Pirate.
Spotty
This is the captain, Gus Peterson the ADD
pirate, and of course he has ADD.
Now we see
Roddy the Drunk.
Spotty
This is Roddy, he’s a drunk, and he’ll fight
anyone.
Now we see
Lewis the Farter.
Spotty
This is
Lewis, he is Gus’s second-in-command,
and by the way, he has very bad gas, he eats beans.
Now we see Kolry the Zulu Warrior.
Spotty
This is Kolry, he is a Zulu
Warrior, I don’t know what that means, Gus Peterson found him on an island, and
soon he became a part of their crew.
Now we see Snowball the Yeti.
Spotty
This is Snowball; he’s a yeti, and maybe the first yeti pirate, our heroes
found him in the Himalayas.
Now we see
Sally Jackson.
Spotty
Who’s this hot chick, why hard to believe this
is Gus Peterson’s girlfriend Sally Jackson, and she loves Gus very much, but I
don’t know why.
Now we see
Spotty.
Spotty
Well the
other members of Gus’s crew are Rico the Parrot and Lucky the Dog who is Gus’s
pet dog and best friend.
Now we hear
thunder.
Spotty
It looks like a storm is coming, well I better
go, and enjoy the story.
Then we see
Gus Peterson again
Now we see
Gus Peterson steering his pirate ship while the storm was occurring.
Gus Peterson
All hands on
deck, a storm is coming.
Now we see
Gus’s crew preparing for the storm.
Now we see
Poseidon coming out of nowhere.
Now we see
Gus Peterson.
Gus Peterson
Who are you
and…what was I talking about.
Then Lewis
runs up to Gus.
Lewis
Dude, that’s
Poseidon, the Greek God of the sea.
Then Lewis
farted.
Now we see
Poseidon.
Poseidon
What’s that smell, oh god, get a fan or
something.
Lewis
Sorry.
Poseidon
Anyway, I
was wondering if you guys could find something for me.
Now we see
Gus Peterson.
Gus Peterson
What do you want, is it treasure.
Now we see
Poseidon.
Poseidon
It’s a
Golden Skull, and it can give a person 9 wishes, and I need it so that no one
can use it, understand.
Gus Peterson
Where is this item?
Poseidon
At the end
of the ocean, and you most go through Sea Serpent Cove, Whirlpool Valley, and
the flat part of the ocean, it will take many days, I wish you the best of
luck.
Then Poseidon
disappeared…
Now we see
Gus Peterson.
Gus Peterson
Gentlemen,
let’s find a skull!
Then Gus’s
crew started cheering.
Now we see
Spotty floating in the barrel again.
Spotty
Well you met the good guy pirates; now meet
the bad guy pirates.
Now we see a
black pirate ship…
Now we see a
fat man with a peg leg.
Spotty
voiceover…
Spotty
This is Peg
Leg Lenny, he was Gus’s former captain, and he is the most wanted pirate
around, he is pure evil.
Peg Leg Lenny
Crew, let’s step sail!
Now we see
Lenny’s crew working around the ship.
Now we see
Peg Leg Lenny walking to his captain’s quarters.
Peg Leg Lenny
I can’t wait
to find that gold.
Then out of
nowhere black smoke was everywhere in the captain’s quarters.
Now we see a
man wearing nothing but black coming out of nowhere.
Peg Leg Lenny
Who are you?
Unknown Pirate
I’m the
Unknown Pirate; I need your help with something.
Peg Leg Lenny
With what?
Unknown Pirate
To find the greatest treasure around.
Peg Leg
Lenny started smiling.
Peg Leg Lenny
I’ll help
you find that treasure.
Unknown Pirate
Wonderful!
Then the
Unknown Pirate started laughing evilly.
Now we go
back to Gus’s pirate ship.
Gus Peterson
Okay now
where can we find Sea Serpent Cove?
Then Lewis
comes running up to Gus.
Lewis
Captain, Sea Serpent Cove isn’t on the map.
Gus Peterson
What were
you saying I wasn’t paying attention?
Now we hear
a beer bottle break.
Roddy
I see a sea
serpent you guys!
Now we see a
sea serpent coming out of the water.
Now we see
Gus Peterson.
Gus Peterson
Damn, that’s a big sea serpent.
Then the sea
serpent started attacking Gus’s pirate ship.
Lewis
Captain, what should we do?
Gus Peterson
Fire the
cannons!
Lewis
Everybody
fire the cannons at the sea serpent!
Then Gus’s
crew started shooting the sea serpent.
Now we see
more sea serpents coming out of the water.
Kolry the Zulu Warrior
Captain, I’m feeling a lot of black magic
right now!
Gus Peterson
Just keep
firing the cannons, and that’s my only plan.
Then more
sea serpents popped out of the water.
Sally Jackson
We’re doomed!
Now we go to
Peg Leg Lenny talking to the Unknown Pirate.
Peg Leg Lenny
So once we find this skull you’ll pay me
right, because I’m looking for some money and…
Now we see
the Unknown Pirate.
Unknown Pirate
Look, find
me the skull, and if you don’t, I’ll take your soul.
Peg Leg Lenny
My soul, wait a minute, you’re the cursed
pirate who takes souls of sea men and then makes them work on his crew for
eternity.
Unknown Pirate
It took you this long to figure out that I’m
the Unknown Pirate, maybe I’ll go soft on you but get me the Golden Skull, or
it’s your soul.
Peg Leg Lenny
Okay, I’ll
get you the skull, but please don’t take my soul!
Now we see
Spotty flouting in a barrel in the sea.
Spotty
Now, what do
I know about the Unknown Pirate, well, he used to be the greatest pirate in the
world, until he died, but oh how much he wanted to live, so he made a deal with
the devil to collect souls of Vikings, pirates, and navy men, and make them
work on his ship forever, and by the way, he has the power to summon demons
from hell, so I hope our heroes are careful.
Now we see
Spotty pulling out an oar and started rowing.
Spotty
Now then let’s get back to our heroes, and
they are still fighting sea serpents, enjoy!
Now we see
Gus Peterson and his crew firing cannons at the sea serpents.
Now we see
Lewis.
Lewis
Captain,
they’re starting to leave, we’re winning.
Then the sea
serpents started swimming away.
Gus Peterson
Well it looks like we’re done at Sea Serpent
Cove, now it’s Whirlpool Valley, and then the….what was I taking about.
Roddy
Pay
attention damn it!
Gus Peterson
Stop yelling
at me!
Then Sally
Jackson came running up to Gus.
Sally Jackson
Why don’t we ask Poseidon to help us?
Gus Peterson
Look Sally, he told us to get the Golden Skull
by ourselves, and why would he help us?
Sally Jackson
Well for one thing, I’m his….
Lewis
Captain, whirlpool, and a lot of whirlpools!
Now we see
Rico the Parrot.
Rico the Parrot
Rah oh, not again, ca!
Now we go to
Peg Leg Lenny and his crew fighting sea serpents.
Now we see
Peg Leg Lenny.
Peg Leg Lenny
Damn, they’re everywhere, how far is the
Golden Skull again.
Then we see
the Unknown Pirate.
Unknown Pirate
Not that far, and I’ll get rid of the sea
serpents for you.
Then Unknown
Pirate snapped his fingers and all the sea serpents disappeared.
Now we see
Peg Leg Lenny.
Peg Leg Lenny
Where did the sea serpents go?
Unknown Pirate
They’re gone for good; now let’s go find the
treasure.
Now we see
Gus’s pirate ship in a whirlpool.
Now we see
Gus Peterson.
Gus Peterson
Get us out of this whirlpool!
Lewis
We’re trying
captain!
Then we see
Gus’s pirate ship come out of the whirlpool.
Gus Peterson
Alright,
we’re out of the whirlpool.
Now we see
Lewis.
Lewis
Captain, that’s not the only whirlpool in
Whirlpool Valley.
Then we see
a lot of whirlpools.
Now we see
Roddy.
Roddy
Damn, we’re boned!
Then we go
back to Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate ship.
Now we see
Peg Leg Lenny.
Peg Leg Lenny
We’re out of
Sea Serpent Cove, and now we have to go to Whirlpool Valley.
Now we see
the Unknown Pirate.
Unknown Pirate
It looks
like some other pirates are looking for the Golden Skull.
Then we see
Gus’s pirate ship.
Now we see
Gus Peterson.
Gus Peterson
Everybody,
there’s another ship coming our way.
Now we see
Lewis.
Lewis
They must be
looking for the Golden Skull too.
Now we see Kolry the Zulu Warrior.
Kolry the Zulu
Warrior
Captain, I feel a lot of black magic right now, and think evil is nearby.
Now we see Gus Peterson.
Gus Peterson
Everybody, fire the cannons at the
other ship.
Lewis
But captain, we’re still in
Whirlpool Valley, we can’t fight back right now.
Gus Peterson
Try your best men, try your best.
Then Gus’s pirate ship was firing cannons at Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate ship.
Now we see Peg Leg Lenny.
Peg Leg Lenny
Fight back everybody!
Then Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate ship was firing cannons at Gus’s ship.
Gus Peterson
God I hope we live!
Then we see Gus’s pirate ship and Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate ship fighting
each other with cannons.
Then we see a big hole in Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate ship.
Now we see Peg Leg Lenny.
Peg Leg Lenny
Man, the boat is kinda feels wet.
Then Peg Leg Lenny looked down and saw that there was water in the boat.
Peg Leg Lenny
O my god, we’re sinking!
Then we see Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate ship sinking into a whirlpool.
Now we see Lewis looking at Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate ship.
Lewis
Going, going, gone, well there ship sunk.
Then everybody on Gus’s boat was soon cheering.
Now we see Gus Peterson.
Gus Peterson
Look we’re out of Whirlpool
Valley; we are almost towards the Golden Skull.
Then we hear Snowball the Yeti roaring.
Gus
Peterson
What is it Snowball?
Now we see the ocean
Now we see at the end of the ocean is a waterfall.
Now we see Kolry the Zulu Warrior.
Kolry the Zulu
Warrior
Captain, we’re at the flat part of
the ocean, and that means it’s a waterfall!
Then we see Gus’s ship going down by the huge waterfall.
Now we see Lewis.
Lewis
Captain, what do we do now?
Now we see Gus Peterson.
Gus Peterson
Hang on…oh look a butterfly.
Lewis
CAPTAIN!
Gus Peterson
O sorry, just hang on tight; we’re going to go down the waterfall.
Then we see Gus’s pirate ship falling down the waterfall
Now we hear everybody screaming while Gus’s pirate ship went down the
waterfall.
Now we see Spotty floating in a barrel.
Spotty
Ahhhhhhh, I don’t do my own stunts!
Then we see Spotty falling down the waterfall and screaming at the same
time.
Now we see Peg Leg Lenny with the Unknown Pirate.
Peg Leg Lenny
So I’m dead now?
Unknown Pirate
Indeed you are, and by the way
welcome to my crew.
Then we see the Unknown Pirate’s pirate ship.
Now we go
back Gus Peterson and now we see him lying down at a sand bay.
Gus Peterson
O man, what happened to my ship?
Lewis
Captain!
Then Gus
Peterson turns around and sees Lewis.
Gus Peterson
Where is everybody?
Lewis
I don’t know, but I found the Golden Skull.
Gus Peterson
What, well don’t just stand there, show me
where it is!
Lewis
But what about the crew?
Gus Peterson
We’ll look for them later, now come on!
Then Gus
Peterson and Lewis started running to the Golden Skull.
Now we see
the water close to the shore…
Now we see a
mermaid sticking its head out of the water.
The mermaid
O Gus, be careful.
Now we go
back to the Unknown Pirate’s ship.
Now we see
the Unknown Pirate talking to his crew.
Unknown Pirate
Alright, we are going into the mortal world to
get the Golden Skull, and nothing can stop us!
Then the
Unknown Pirate’s crew started cheering.
Now we see
Gus Peterson and Lewis looking at the Golden Skull.
Gus Peterson
Wow, with this skull we can make our wishes
come true.
Lewis
But I thought we were going to give the Golden
Skull to Poseidon.
Gus Peterson
Strew Poseidon, the Golden Skull and all of
its nine wishes will be ours!
Then Gus
Peterson grabbed the Golden Skull
Now we see
Gus Peterson and Lewis started running away after they grabbed the Golden
Skull.
Gus Peterson
and Lewis were avoiding booby traps while they were escaping with the Golden
Skull…
Now we see
Lewis.
Lewis
Captain, what about the crew and we need a
ship!
Now we see
Gus Peterson.
Gus Peterson
What did you say, I wasn’t listening?
Lewis
I said what
about the crew and we need a ship.
Gus Peterson
Well my friend the Golden Skull could give us
what we need, and we can just wish for a new pirate ship.
Now we see
Lewis.
Lewis
Hey Gus, isn’t that your dog?
Then we see
Lucky the Dog fighting a demon, and then the demon ran away.
Gus Peterson
Lucky, come on boy we’re getting out of here!
Then Lucky
the Dog barked…
Lucky the
Dog then followed Gus Peterson and Lewis back to the ship.
Now we go to
Roddy the Drunk and Snowball the Yeti.
Roddy
Man, where is everybody, I’m almost out of
rum.
Then
Snowball the Yeti roared…
Now we see
the Unknown Pirate’s pirate ship.
Now we see
the Unknown Pirate.
Unknown Pirate
After the
mortals!
Then demons
came out and grabbed Roddy the Drunk and Snowball the Yeti.
Roddy
Man, where did all these demons come from?
Then the
demons ran away, and then we see Kolry
the Zulu Warrior.
Kolry the Zulu
Warrior
Come on you guys, let’s find the captain.
Then Kolry the Zulu Warrior, Roddy the Drunk, and Snowball the Yeti ran
away.
Now we go to Gus Peterson who was rubbing the Golden Skull.
Gus Peterson
I wish for a new pirate ship.
Then the Golden Skull floats up into the air, and then a pirate ship
appears.
Gus Peterson
Alright, we have a new pirate
ship, let’s get out of here!
Then Gus Peterson, Lewis, and Lucky the Dog ran into the pirate ship.
Kolry the Zulu
Warrior
Hey wait for us!
Then we see Kolry the Zulu Warrior, Roddy the Drunk, and Snowball the
Yeti running to the pirate ship.
Now we see Gus Peterson in the pirate ship.
Gus Peterson
Where were you guys, never mind
just get in the ship!
Then Kory the Zulu Warrior, Roddy the Drunk, and Snowball the Yeti ran
into the pirate ship.
Lewis
Let’s get out of here!
Gus Peterson
Wait, where’s Sally?
Lewis
I thought she was with them, but
should we look for her.
Then we see Kolry the Zulu Warrior.
Kolry the Zulu
Warrior
She wasn’t with us, but we have to get out of here because demons were
following us.
Then we see a bunch of demons.
Then we see Lewis.
Lewis
Yah we should go.
Gus Peterson
But how do we get out of here
anyway?
Then everybody started thinking.
Everybody
The Golden Skull!
Lewis
Make a wish dude, hurry!
Gus Peterson then rubbed the Golden Skull and soon they disappeared.
Now we see Gus’s pirate ship in the ocean.
Gus Peterson
Something doesn’t feel right.
Then Lewis walks up towards Gus Peterson.
Lewis
Captain, what’s wrong?
Gus Peterson
I feel like we forgotten
something, hey Sally…wait, where’s Sally.
Lewis
She didn’t come back with us.
Gus Peterson
What, we have to find her she
could be anywhere.
Then we see Gus Peterson’s crew looking for Sally Jackson.
Now we see the ocean bottom
Now we see a mermaid swimming around Gus’s pirate ship.
Then we see the mermaid sticking its head out of the water.
Mermaid
I wish I can be with you guys, but
I can’t, well good bye forever.
Now we see the Mermaid going underwater,
Now we see Spotty floating in a barrel.
Spotty
What do you know, Sally Jackson’s a mermaid, actually she’s the daughter
of Poseidon,
and she wished to be human because she fell in love with Gus….man I have to
take a huge dump.
Now we see
Gus Peterson sitting in his captain quarters with the Golden Skull.
Gus Peterson
Now what to do with you?
Then we hear
splashing outside in the background.
Gus Peterson
What could that be?
Then Gus ran
outside of his quarters…
Now we see a
mermaid (Sally Jackson) staring at Gus Peterson from outside of the pirate
ship.
Gus Peterson
O my god, a mermaid, got to be quick, now
where’s my fishing net?
Sally Jackson
Now I just have to get the Golden Skull from
Gus and give it to daddy, now how do I get on board?
Then the
Mermaid (Sally Jackson) was caught in the net…
Now we see
Gus pulling her up.
Gus Peterson
Wow I caught a mermaid, now I’ll prove
that…what was I talking about?
Sally Jackson (mermaid)
Please let
me go, I only want the Golden Skull, I’m the daughter of Poseidon and I can
give it to him for you!
Gus Peterson
What, will
come on board then, I just want to show you to my crew.
Now we see
Gus Peterson and his crew looking at the mermaid.
Lewis
Wow, a real
mermaid, how did you catch it!
Gus Peterson
With the
fishing net, and she’s the daughter of Poseidon, so we can just give her the
Golden Skull and….
Kolry the Zulu
Warrior
What, dude you brought the wrath
of the sea upon us, throw her back in the water captain.
Gus Peterson
Don’t give me your magic crap, I’ll give her the Golden Skull and…
Now we hear cannon fire…
Now we see the Unknown Pirate’s pirate ship.
Gus Peterson
Not him again, crew fire cannons
back, now!
Now we see Gus’s pirate ship firing cannons at the Unknown Pirate’s
pirate ship
Now we see Spotty floating in his barrel in the middle of the battle.
Spotty
Man I need a new travel agent, and
I’m sick of being in this barrel!
Now we see the Unknown Pirate talking to Peg Leg Lenny.
Peg Leg Lenny
Master, what are we going to do with the Golden Skull once we get it?
Unknown Pirate
Well Lenny, help fire the cannons and leave me alone!
Peg Leg Lenny
Yes master!
Then Peg Leg Lenny started running away from the Unknown Pirate.
Now we go back to the pirate ship battle.
Gus Peterson
Give them all we got men!
Now we see a giant wave hitting the Unknown Pirate’s pirate ship.
Unknown
Pirate
What the…..
Then Poseidon
popped out of nowhere.
Poseidon
Unknown Pirate, I order you to go back and
stop fighting the other pirate ship.
Unknown Pirate
Poseidon,
they have the Golden Skull, we can get it together.
Poseidon
Sorry, but I
told this crew to give it to me, and I know you’ll take it from me and use it
for yourself.
Unknown Pirate
Please I
need the Golden Skull, I….
Poseidon
Enough!
Then
Poseidon snapped his fingers
After
Poseidon snapped his fingers the Unknown Pirate’s pirate ship starting sinking.
Unknown Pirate
I’ll be back Poseidon and when I return I’ll
be stronger than ever!
Now we see
the Unknown Pirate’s ship sinking deeper underwater.
Now we see
Poseidon on Gus’s pirate ship.
Poseidon
So do you have the Golden Skull?
Gus Peterson
Yah, here!
Then Gus
threw the Golden Skull to Poseidon and Poseidon caught it.
Poseidon
Where’s my daughter?
Mermaid (Sally Jackson)
I’m right
here dad!
Poseidon
Now say good bye to your boyfriend and then
I’m taking you with me back to Atlantis.
Gus Peterson
Wait a minute, one of my crew members is her boyfriend, and I wonder who
that could be?
Poseidon
He doesn’t know does he?
Gus Peterson
Doesn’t know what?
Sally Jackson
Gus, it’s me, Sally.
Gus Peterson
Wait, you’re really a mermaid, but
how did you become a human.
Poseidon
I helped out with that, now let’s
go Sally.
Gus Peterson
Well I’ll miss you Sally, and it
may take me awhile to find another girlfriend, but we’ll always be friends.
Sally Jackson
Dad, I’m staying here!
Poseidon
What, I don’t want you to be with
these pirates, they’re criminals.
Lewis
Well actually I know that pirates
get a bad wrath, but we only killed other pirates and we never steal anything.
Poseidon
How should I believe you, I…?
Sally
Jackson
Dad, they’re nice guys they
wouldn’t hurt a fly.
Gus Peterson
I’ll stop being a pirate if Sally could be my girlfriend again, that’s
how much I love her, and my dog Lucky will miss her a lot, isn’t that right
Lucky.
Then Lucky barks.
Poseidon
Alright, I’ll give you one wish,
and nothing more.
Then Poseidon gave the Golden Skull to Gus.
Gus then rubbed the Golden Skull.
Gus Peterson
I wish Sally could be my
girlfriend again.
Then Sally Jackson was turning back into a human.
Sally Jackson
I’m human again, aw Gus you’re the best.
Gus Peterson
I love you babe.
Then Gus and Sally started kissing each other.
Poseidon
Alright, I’ll leave you two alone, but I’ll watch you from the heavens,
good bye Sally, I love you very much.
Sally Jackson
I love you too dad.
Roddy
Alright the chick’s back, hey I’m out of booze could I use that skull of
yours to wish for some more?
Poseidon
No, alright take care now!
Then Poseidon soon disappeared.
Gus Peterson
Let’s set sail everybody!
Now we see Gus Peterson’s ship sailing away…
Now we see
Spotty floating in a barrel.
Spotty
Hello, anybody, I really want to go home,
hello….god damn it, well good bye everybody.
The End!
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