Football Make Brain Hurt (Second City Class Blackout Scene)!

(A football player is stumbling around, slurring his words and behaving drunk for a minute)

(The coach walks towards the football player)

                    THE COACH

                       (YELLING)

COME ON KID! I KNOW THIS IS YOUR 10^th CONCUSSON, BUT WE NEED YOU TO GET BACK IN THE GAME!

                   FOOTBALL PLAYER

ME. PLAY. FOOTBALL! 

                     THE COACH

                       (YELLING)

DAMN RIGHT YOU DO! NOW, GET OUT THERE AND KICK ASS!

                      FOOTBALL PLAYER

I LIKE BUTTERED NOODLES! WUZZLE!

(The football player tries walking, but trips and passes out)

                     THE COACH

You okay kid? Well, you’re still getting a millions of dollars either way! LET’S PLAY SOME DAMN FOOTBALL!

                     (Blackout.)

(Writer’s Note: The gag is supposed to be that the audience is meant to think the character is a drunk at first but when in reality it turns out he’s a football player with multiple concussion disorder)