Sunday, November 3, 2019
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The Con Artists order their henchmen to seek the gold pieces from their mountain base!
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The Slave Master and The Hunter test The God Summoner!
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The Slave Master and The Hunter talk about gold pieces!
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The Slave Master forces slaves to work on The God Summoner!
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GunMan and Giant Woman hanging off a cliff for their lives!
The Locker Thief (KWE/BWC Comedy Sketch)
INT-LOCKER ROOM-DAY
JEFF “ROCK LORD” RIVAL, a young man dressed like a punk rocker holding a guitar, and STEVE “THE ROADIE” MCOTTO, a slightly overweight middle age man with a goatee, are standing in the locker room.
JEFF
Steve, do you know who’s been stealing my stuff from my locker?
STEVE
I don’t know Mr. Rival but it wasn’t me.
JEFF
You’re quick to say it wasn’t you Steve!
STEVE
Tell you what Mr. Rival, how about I stand guard and stop the guy who’s been stealing your stuff from your locker.
JEFF
Like I trust you alone Steve. We’ll both guard my locker and...
Suddenly a guy in a gorilla costume enters the locker room as party music plays in the background. More guys in gorilla costumes enter the locker room and start dancing.
Jeff “Rock Lord” Rival and Steve “The Roadie” McOtto stand around in confusion as the guys in the gorilla costumes dance around inside the locker room.
STEVE
It looks like The Gorilla Gang is here, maybe they stole your stuff.
JEFF
Let’s get them!
Jeff “Rock Lord” Rival grabs one of the guys in a gorilla costume and starts beating him up while Steve “The Roadie” McOtto is getting attacked by other guys in gorilla costumes. While the scene is going on KEN, a young man wearing fashionable clothes, enters the room carrying a box.
Jeff spots Ken as he’s beating up the guy in the gorilla costume.
JEFF
Ken? What the hell are you doing here?
KEN
Hey Jeff, I figured I return the stuff I borrowed from your locker.
JEFF
Wait you stole my stuff, not the Gorilla Gang?
KEN
I didn’t steal your stuff, I borrowed it. Oh and here’s some more Boys on the Edge T-Shirts for ya. They aren’t selling very well.
Jeff “Rock Lord” Rival stops beating up the guy in the gorilla costume and soon the guys in gorilla costumes exit the scene. Ken sets down the box as Jeff “Rock Lord” Rival chases Ken out of the locker room. Steve “The Roadie” McOtto slowly gets up and dusts himself off.
STEVE
I will ask for only one more thing. No more gorillas!
Suddenly the party music begins to play again and the guys in gorilla costumes reenter the room and start dancing.
STEVE
God damn it!
END
JEFF “ROCK LORD” RIVAL, a young man dressed like a punk rocker holding a guitar, and STEVE “THE ROADIE” MCOTTO, a slightly overweight middle age man with a goatee, are standing in the locker room.
JEFF
Steve, do you know who’s been stealing my stuff from my locker?
STEVE
I don’t know Mr. Rival but it wasn’t me.
JEFF
You’re quick to say it wasn’t you Steve!
STEVE
Tell you what Mr. Rival, how about I stand guard and stop the guy who’s been stealing your stuff from your locker.
JEFF
Like I trust you alone Steve. We’ll both guard my locker and...
Suddenly a guy in a gorilla costume enters the locker room as party music plays in the background. More guys in gorilla costumes enter the locker room and start dancing.
Jeff “Rock Lord” Rival and Steve “The Roadie” McOtto stand around in confusion as the guys in the gorilla costumes dance around inside the locker room.
STEVE
It looks like The Gorilla Gang is here, maybe they stole your stuff.
JEFF
Let’s get them!
Jeff “Rock Lord” Rival grabs one of the guys in a gorilla costume and starts beating him up while Steve “The Roadie” McOtto is getting attacked by other guys in gorilla costumes. While the scene is going on KEN, a young man wearing fashionable clothes, enters the room carrying a box.
Jeff spots Ken as he’s beating up the guy in the gorilla costume.
JEFF
Ken? What the hell are you doing here?
KEN
Hey Jeff, I figured I return the stuff I borrowed from your locker.
JEFF
Wait you stole my stuff, not the Gorilla Gang?
KEN
I didn’t steal your stuff, I borrowed it. Oh and here’s some more Boys on the Edge T-Shirts for ya. They aren’t selling very well.
Jeff “Rock Lord” Rival stops beating up the guy in the gorilla costume and soon the guys in gorilla costumes exit the scene. Ken sets down the box as Jeff “Rock Lord” Rival chases Ken out of the locker room. Steve “The Roadie” McOtto slowly gets up and dusts himself off.
STEVE
I will ask for only one more thing. No more gorillas!
Suddenly the party music begins to play again and the guys in gorilla costumes reenter the room and start dancing.
STEVE
God damn it!
END
The Fat Chicks and Twinkies (KWE/BWC Comedy Sketch)
INT-DINING ROOM-DAY
AMY SUPERSIZE, an obese young woman with blonde hair, FATTY SAMMY, an obese young woman with red hair, and KELLY JJ, an obese young woman with brown hair, are eating in a dining room and there’s a ton of food on the dinning room table, fried chicken, cakes, candy, ice cream and other unhealthy foods scattered across the table.
AMY
So girls, does anyone want some more fried chicken?
FATTY SAMMY
You guys have got to try this chocolate cake!
KELLY JJ
Does anyone want some Twinkies?
AMY
Twinkies? Do you know how bad Twinkies are for you?
FATTY SAMMY
Yeah Kelly, why in the hell do you eat Twinkies?
KELLY JJ
Well, because they’re good.
AMY
They’re not good for you that’s for sure!
FATTY SAMMY
You said it Amy!
KELLY JJ
Guys it’s just a Twinkies how bad could they be?
A pizza delivery man enters the room holding a pizza.
PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
A deep dish cheese pizza for Fatty Sammy!
FATTY SAMMY
That’s me!
Fatty Sammy tries getting up from her seat but she’s stuck. The pizza delivery man continues to wait awkwardly and soon Fatty Sammy grabs a box of Twinkies from the table.
AMY
Fatty Sammy, how could you eat those Twinkies!
KELLY JJ
Yeah after giving me all that trouble you are going to eat my Twinkies?
Fatty Sammy crushes the Twinkies over herself so she can get loose from her chair. After rubbing the Twinkies on herself, Fatty Sammy gets up from her chair and goes to get her pizza.
Fatty Sammy pays the pizza delivery man and the pizza delivery man exits the scene. Fatty Sammy sets the pizza on the table.
FATTY SAMMY
Who wants pizza?
AMY
Me!
KELLY JJ
None for me thanks, pizza gives me gas.
AMY
But Kelly, you just ate a whole can of beans?
KELLY JJ
But beans don’t give me gas though, weird right? Now about repaying me for those Twinkies, I believe you owe me two dollars?
END
AMY SUPERSIZE, an obese young woman with blonde hair, FATTY SAMMY, an obese young woman with red hair, and KELLY JJ, an obese young woman with brown hair, are eating in a dining room and there’s a ton of food on the dinning room table, fried chicken, cakes, candy, ice cream and other unhealthy foods scattered across the table.
AMY
So girls, does anyone want some more fried chicken?
FATTY SAMMY
You guys have got to try this chocolate cake!
KELLY JJ
Does anyone want some Twinkies?
AMY
Twinkies? Do you know how bad Twinkies are for you?
FATTY SAMMY
Yeah Kelly, why in the hell do you eat Twinkies?
KELLY JJ
Well, because they’re good.
AMY
They’re not good for you that’s for sure!
FATTY SAMMY
You said it Amy!
KELLY JJ
Guys it’s just a Twinkies how bad could they be?
A pizza delivery man enters the room holding a pizza.
PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
A deep dish cheese pizza for Fatty Sammy!
FATTY SAMMY
That’s me!
Fatty Sammy tries getting up from her seat but she’s stuck. The pizza delivery man continues to wait awkwardly and soon Fatty Sammy grabs a box of Twinkies from the table.
AMY
Fatty Sammy, how could you eat those Twinkies!
KELLY JJ
Yeah after giving me all that trouble you are going to eat my Twinkies?
Fatty Sammy crushes the Twinkies over herself so she can get loose from her chair. After rubbing the Twinkies on herself, Fatty Sammy gets up from her chair and goes to get her pizza.
Fatty Sammy pays the pizza delivery man and the pizza delivery man exits the scene. Fatty Sammy sets the pizza on the table.
FATTY SAMMY
Who wants pizza?
AMY
Me!
KELLY JJ
None for me thanks, pizza gives me gas.
AMY
But Kelly, you just ate a whole can of beans?
KELLY JJ
But beans don’t give me gas though, weird right? Now about repaying me for those Twinkies, I believe you owe me two dollars?
END
Wrestlers Playing with a Ouija board (KWE/BWC Comedy Sketches)
INT-LOCKER ROOM-DAY
The ROLE-PLAYING KID, a nerdy young man wearing a wizard’s costume, ALEX NORMAN, a nerdy young man wearing wrestling tights, and JACK CUTTING, a nerdy young man with scars all over his body, are playing with an Ouija board in the locker room. Jack Cutting is also eating a sandwich.
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
This is lame you guys, nothing will happen.
ALEX
Quiet Role-Playing Kid! Spirits talk to us!
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
Can’t we just play some D&D instead?
ALEX
Now Role-Playing Kid you said you would play a different game with us for once, besides we have a 3-man tag team match in about 20 minutes so we don’t have time for a D&D campaign right now anyway.
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
But Alex!
ALEX
Quiet!
Suddenly the locker room begins to shake and the room goes dark. When the lights come back on REAPER, a tall creepy strong young man wearing a black hooded robe, appears and points his finger directly at Alex Norman. The Role-Playing Kid and Jack Cutting are shaking with fear as Reaper begins to laugh evilly. Alex doesn’t appear scared.
ALEX
What are you doing here Reaper?
REAPER
Alex Norman, Jack Cutting and The Role-Playing Kid! You summoned me with your Ouija board and now I am yours to command.
ALEX
Wait what?
JACK
So we’re your masters now?
REAPER
Yes, but for one night only!
The Ouija board starts moving on it’s own as Alex Norman, Jack Cutting and The Role-Playing Kid look terrified while Reaper continues to laugh evilly.
JACK
Dudes, the Ouija board is trying to tell us something.
ALEX
Shut up Jack, I’m trying to see what the Ouija board says. It’s saying...E...A...T...
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
A...T....
JACK
J....O...E...S...
ALEX
Did the Ouija board just tell us to Eat at Joe’s?
JACK
I’m more of a Burger King man myself plus I just ate my sandwich so...
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
Guys! Aren’t we forgetting something? Like the guy in black that’ll do whatever we say?
REAPER
Sorry but I no longer work for you.
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
What the hell do you mean Reaper?
REAPER
I must go to my new master, Sally Winkons, 8 years old, currently having a slumber party with her friends, they summon me. Good night mortals.
Reaper slowly walks out of the room as The Role-Playing Kid starts messing with the Ouija board. Alex and Jack get up to stretch.
ALEX
Hey Jack, Role-Playing Kid, do you guys want to play MouseTrap?
JACK
Hell yeah, I’m down for some MouseTrap.
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
But don’t you guys want to get Reaper back in our control? He could help us in our match tonight?
ALEX
MouseTrap?
JACK
MouseTrap!
Alex and Jack exit the scene shouting MouseTrap as they exit while The Role-Playing Kid keeps messing with the Ouija board. Suddenly FREDDY FEAR, a male wearing overalls and a monster mask, enters the locker room while The Role-Playing Kid shakes in fear.
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
Freddy Fear? Are you under my control now?
FREDDY
No dude, I just wanted in on that MouseTrap game!
END
The ROLE-PLAYING KID, a nerdy young man wearing a wizard’s costume, ALEX NORMAN, a nerdy young man wearing wrestling tights, and JACK CUTTING, a nerdy young man with scars all over his body, are playing with an Ouija board in the locker room. Jack Cutting is also eating a sandwich.
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
This is lame you guys, nothing will happen.
ALEX
Quiet Role-Playing Kid! Spirits talk to us!
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
Can’t we just play some D&D instead?
ALEX
Now Role-Playing Kid you said you would play a different game with us for once, besides we have a 3-man tag team match in about 20 minutes so we don’t have time for a D&D campaign right now anyway.
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
But Alex!
ALEX
Quiet!
Suddenly the locker room begins to shake and the room goes dark. When the lights come back on REAPER, a tall creepy strong young man wearing a black hooded robe, appears and points his finger directly at Alex Norman. The Role-Playing Kid and Jack Cutting are shaking with fear as Reaper begins to laugh evilly. Alex doesn’t appear scared.
ALEX
What are you doing here Reaper?
REAPER
Alex Norman, Jack Cutting and The Role-Playing Kid! You summoned me with your Ouija board and now I am yours to command.
ALEX
Wait what?
JACK
So we’re your masters now?
REAPER
Yes, but for one night only!
The Ouija board starts moving on it’s own as Alex Norman, Jack Cutting and The Role-Playing Kid look terrified while Reaper continues to laugh evilly.
JACK
Dudes, the Ouija board is trying to tell us something.
ALEX
Shut up Jack, I’m trying to see what the Ouija board says. It’s saying...E...A...T...
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
A...T....
JACK
J....O...E...S...
ALEX
Did the Ouija board just tell us to Eat at Joe’s?
JACK
I’m more of a Burger King man myself plus I just ate my sandwich so...
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
Guys! Aren’t we forgetting something? Like the guy in black that’ll do whatever we say?
REAPER
Sorry but I no longer work for you.
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
What the hell do you mean Reaper?
REAPER
I must go to my new master, Sally Winkons, 8 years old, currently having a slumber party with her friends, they summon me. Good night mortals.
Reaper slowly walks out of the room as The Role-Playing Kid starts messing with the Ouija board. Alex and Jack get up to stretch.
ALEX
Hey Jack, Role-Playing Kid, do you guys want to play MouseTrap?
JACK
Hell yeah, I’m down for some MouseTrap.
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
But don’t you guys want to get Reaper back in our control? He could help us in our match tonight?
ALEX
MouseTrap?
JACK
MouseTrap!
Alex and Jack exit the scene shouting MouseTrap as they exit while The Role-Playing Kid keeps messing with the Ouija board. Suddenly FREDDY FEAR, a male wearing overalls and a monster mask, enters the locker room while The Role-Playing Kid shakes in fear.
THE ROLE-PLAYING KID
Freddy Fear? Are you under my control now?
FREDDY
No dude, I just wanted in on that MouseTrap game!
END
Franchise Sketch (Second City Class Project)
EXT-DESERT-DAY
JESUS CHRIST, a 30-something young man dressed in a white robe with long brown hair and a beard, is standing in the middle of the desert.
JESUS
Look upon me and know me, yea, for I am...
Then RAY KROC, a middle age man wearing a business suit, enters and shakes Jesus Christ’s hand.
RAY
Hello, Mr. Christ, may I call you Jesus? Just kidding now...
JESUS
How may I help you?
RAY
I’ll just cut to the chase, my name is Ray Kroc and I think we need to start a franchise together.
JESUS
What kind of a franchise?
RAY
Well, I own McDonald’s, you may have heard of us. Any hoo, this Christianity thing is going to be big. I have a gut feeling about that and we need to start franchising with some churches and....
COLONEL SANDERS (O.S.)
Hold everything!
COLONEL SANDERS, an old man dressed in a white suit holding a cane, walks up between Jesus and Ray holding a bucket of fried chicken.
COLONEL SANDERS
Hello Jesus, my name is Colonel Sanders and I think you should start a franchise with me. And every one of our fine churches will have a Kentucky Fried Chicken inside them.
JESUS
I don’t know?
RAY
Damn it, I was here first Colonel Sanders. I called dibs on starting the Christianity franchise with Jesus.
Colonel Sanders coughs and pulls out a white glove. Colonel Sanders slaps Ray with the white glove.
RAY
What the hell was that for?
COLONEL SANDERS
Ray Kroc, I challenge you to a duel for the franchise rights to Christianity.
RAY
Bring it on old man!
Before Ray and Colonel Sanders could fight each other Jesus comes in between them to break up the fight.
JESUS
Hold it you two, just turn the other cheek now and...
Before Jesus could finish his sentence. GENNARO SBARRO, a middle aged Italian man dressed in a chef’s outfit, enters the scene and he does the sign of the cross as he enters.
GENNARO
Jesus! My name is Gennaro Sbarro and I wish to start a franchise with you.
Jesus, Ray and Colonel Sanders look at each other and then they all laugh together at Gennaro Sbarro.
RAY
That’s cute, why don’t you return to the dying mall you spawned from Mario.
GENNARO
The name’s Gennaro Sbarro! You all laugh at me now, but you’ll see! I’ll....
Suddenly it goes dark and when the lights turn back on, L. RON HUBBARD, a middle age man wearing a baseball cap, appears and we hear techno music playing in the background.
L. RON HUBBARD
Gennaro Sbarro! I, L. Ron Hubbard, would like to talk to you about franchising Scientology. We’re not so different you and I.
GENNARO
You see, what Jesus won’t give me, L. Ron Hubbard can!
Gennaro snaps his fingers and exits the scene with L. Ron Hubbard as Jesus, Colonel Sanders and Ray stand around looking confused.
JESUS
Did we just get burned?
RAY
Oh that son of a bitch isn’t going to steal a franchise from me. Hey L. Ron Hubbard, how would you like to start a franchise with a real business man?
Ray exits the scene in a huff going after L. Ron Hubbard and Gennaro. Jesus sits down on a rock while Colonel Sanders wipes his face with a napkin.
JESUS
What now Colonel Sanders?
Colonel Sanders after wiping the napkin on his face tosses it away and places a bucket of fried chicken in front of Jesus.
COLONEL SANDERS
You see this bucket of fried chicken?
JESUS
Yeah?
COLONEL SANDERS
Multiple that fried chicken boy! Then make some damn wine too! Welcome to the restaurant business Christ!
END
JESUS CHRIST, a 30-something young man dressed in a white robe with long brown hair and a beard, is standing in the middle of the desert.
JESUS
Look upon me and know me, yea, for I am...
Then RAY KROC, a middle age man wearing a business suit, enters and shakes Jesus Christ’s hand.
RAY
Hello, Mr. Christ, may I call you Jesus? Just kidding now...
JESUS
How may I help you?
RAY
I’ll just cut to the chase, my name is Ray Kroc and I think we need to start a franchise together.
JESUS
What kind of a franchise?
RAY
Well, I own McDonald’s, you may have heard of us. Any hoo, this Christianity thing is going to be big. I have a gut feeling about that and we need to start franchising with some churches and....
COLONEL SANDERS (O.S.)
Hold everything!
COLONEL SANDERS, an old man dressed in a white suit holding a cane, walks up between Jesus and Ray holding a bucket of fried chicken.
COLONEL SANDERS
Hello Jesus, my name is Colonel Sanders and I think you should start a franchise with me. And every one of our fine churches will have a Kentucky Fried Chicken inside them.
JESUS
I don’t know?
RAY
Damn it, I was here first Colonel Sanders. I called dibs on starting the Christianity franchise with Jesus.
Colonel Sanders coughs and pulls out a white glove. Colonel Sanders slaps Ray with the white glove.
RAY
What the hell was that for?
COLONEL SANDERS
Ray Kroc, I challenge you to a duel for the franchise rights to Christianity.
RAY
Bring it on old man!
Before Ray and Colonel Sanders could fight each other Jesus comes in between them to break up the fight.
JESUS
Hold it you two, just turn the other cheek now and...
Before Jesus could finish his sentence. GENNARO SBARRO, a middle aged Italian man dressed in a chef’s outfit, enters the scene and he does the sign of the cross as he enters.
GENNARO
Jesus! My name is Gennaro Sbarro and I wish to start a franchise with you.
Jesus, Ray and Colonel Sanders look at each other and then they all laugh together at Gennaro Sbarro.
RAY
That’s cute, why don’t you return to the dying mall you spawned from Mario.
GENNARO
The name’s Gennaro Sbarro! You all laugh at me now, but you’ll see! I’ll....
Suddenly it goes dark and when the lights turn back on, L. RON HUBBARD, a middle age man wearing a baseball cap, appears and we hear techno music playing in the background.
L. RON HUBBARD
Gennaro Sbarro! I, L. Ron Hubbard, would like to talk to you about franchising Scientology. We’re not so different you and I.
GENNARO
You see, what Jesus won’t give me, L. Ron Hubbard can!
Gennaro snaps his fingers and exits the scene with L. Ron Hubbard as Jesus, Colonel Sanders and Ray stand around looking confused.
JESUS
Did we just get burned?
RAY
Oh that son of a bitch isn’t going to steal a franchise from me. Hey L. Ron Hubbard, how would you like to start a franchise with a real business man?
Ray exits the scene in a huff going after L. Ron Hubbard and Gennaro. Jesus sits down on a rock while Colonel Sanders wipes his face with a napkin.
JESUS
What now Colonel Sanders?
Colonel Sanders after wiping the napkin on his face tosses it away and places a bucket of fried chicken in front of Jesus.
COLONEL SANDERS
You see this bucket of fried chicken?
JESUS
Yeah?
COLONEL SANDERS
Multiple that fried chicken boy! Then make some damn wine too! Welcome to the restaurant business Christ!
END
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