The Fat Chicks and Twinkies (KWE/BWC Comedy Sketch)

INT-DINING ROOM-DAY

AMY SUPERSIZE, an obese young woman with blonde hair, FATTY SAMMY, an obese young woman with red hair, and KELLY JJ, an obese young woman with brown hair, are eating in a dining room and there’s a ton of food on the dinning room table, fried chicken, cakes, candy, ice cream and other unhealthy foods scattered across the table.

AMY
So girls, does anyone want some more fried chicken?

FATTY SAMMY
You guys have got to try this chocolate cake!

KELLY JJ
Does anyone want some Twinkies?

AMY
Twinkies? Do you know how bad Twinkies are for you?

FATTY SAMMY
Yeah Kelly, why in the hell do you eat Twinkies?

KELLY JJ
Well, because they’re good.

AMY
They’re not good for you that’s for sure!

FATTY SAMMY
You said it Amy!

KELLY JJ
Guys it’s just a Twinkies how bad could they be?

A pizza delivery man enters the room holding a pizza.

PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
A deep dish cheese pizza for Fatty Sammy!

FATTY SAMMY
That’s me!

Fatty Sammy tries getting up from her seat but she’s stuck. The pizza delivery man continues to wait awkwardly and soon Fatty Sammy grabs a box of Twinkies from the table.

AMY
Fatty Sammy, how could you eat those Twinkies!

KELLY JJ
Yeah after giving me all that trouble you are going to eat my Twinkies?

Fatty Sammy crushes the Twinkies over herself so she can get loose from her chair. After rubbing the Twinkies on herself, Fatty Sammy gets up from her chair and goes to get her pizza.

Fatty Sammy pays the pizza delivery man and the pizza delivery man exits the scene. Fatty Sammy sets the pizza on the table.

FATTY SAMMY
Who wants pizza?

AMY
Me!

KELLY JJ
None for me thanks, pizza gives me gas.

AMY
But Kelly, you just ate a whole can of beans?

KELLY JJ
But beans don’t give me gas though, weird right? Now about repaying me for those Twinkies, I believe you owe me two dollars?

END