“Playroom: God Woman Origins” is a prequel/spin off of the “Playroom: The Living Toys” picture book series and it focus on the beginnings of the character of God Woman. Our story begins when The Elder God, to prevent a holy war, orders the wedding between God Woman and Hammer God. God Woman doesn’t love Hammer God and vice versa. God Woman is in love with a mortal named Badass who, alongside his brother, works for a drug lord named The Dealer in the jungles of The Playroom.
God Woman flees the heavens to find her mortal love Badass and heads deep into The Playroom in order to do so. God Woman during her quest to find her true love Badass, she encounters two con artists, GunMan’s Gang and many monsters one of which is made entirely of rock. God Woman during her quest ends up in Hell and battles a huge monster known as The Beast (The Playmaster’s Pet). After escaping The Beast, God Woman meets Ernie, who is The Dealer’s kindhearted brother who was killed by The Dealer’s hitmen. Ernie just wants to return to the mortal world to see his son one last time and he knows the way out of Hell. As God Woman, Ernie and God Woman’s new bodyguard Rock Monster try to escape Hell, God Woman meets her dark half named Dark God Woman. Dark God Woman is the dark opposite of God Woman, a demonic version of God Woman if you will. Dark God Woman and her son The Demon Prince battle our heroes in Hell. After a long battle, God Woman and Rock Monster defeat Dark God Woman and The Demon Prince. Only for their battle to awaken The Devil which cause Dark God Woman and The Demon Prince to flee the scene.
After being awakened, The Devil and his henchmen sense God Woman’s presence, and The Devil orders his men to go find her. But before God Woman and Ernie would have been captured by The Devil’s henchmen, Demon God, Thunder God, and Sea God rescue her, Rock Monster, and Ernie. After escaping Hell with the help of the other good Gods, God Woman reunites Ernie with his son, Ernie Jr. and as a show of thanks reuniting him with his son and sending him to heaven instead of Hell, Ernie reunites God Woman with her true love Badass because he knows where Badass is within The Dealer’s headquarters and corn chip distribution plant.
God Woman finally reunites with Badass, but, only after mere minutes of their reunion is to be interrupted by The Dealer and his hitmen. The Dealer reveals he has ratted God Woman out to The Elder God and The Elder God suddenly appears. In anger, along with the fact that Gods can’t be with mortals, The Elder God wipes Badass’s memory of God Woman and their entire relationship. The Elder God then teleports himself and God Woman back to the heavens.
Heartbroken that Badass doesn’t know who she is anymore and that their relationship is lost because of her actions, while she is pregnant with Badass’s child, God Woman vows to never see her former lover ever again. A week later, The Elder God eventually married Hammer God and God Woman, and they now live in the heavens together, with their servant Rock Monster, who had joined forces with God Woman after she spared Rock Monster’s life. Ernie also lives with God Woman and Hammer God and Ernie aides Rock Monster as one of their servants. Hammer God and God Woman will rule the heavens after the death of The Elder God.
Elsewhere, Dark God Woman and The Demon Prince emerge from Hell by escaping through the cave of collages and Dark God Woman is badly injured from her battle with God Woman. As her son The Demon Prince tries to heal his mother, Dark God Woman orders her son, if she were to die, to still try to kill his father The Businessman. Eventually, Dark God Woman and The Demon Prince would find employment with The Dealer and The Demon Prince would become head of his security. But when Dark God Woman and The Demon Prince eventually discover that The Dealer works alongside The Businessman and the Mega Bucks corporation, with The Businessman helping in the distribution of The Dealer’s corn chips. Now Dark God Woman and The Demon Prince plan a plot on overthrowing The Dealer to take over his corn chip empire so that they can own one thing in The Playroom that isn’t owned by either The Businessman or his Mega Bucks corporation. Dark God Woman and The Demon Prince also find a haven in the cave of collages as they make that their hideout and home.
Meanwhile, soon after God Woman gives birth to her and Badass’s son, The Elder God sends her and Badass’s son back to the mortal world to be raised by Ernie Jr. and two of The Dealer’s other hitmen. After The Elder God sends God Woman and Badass’s son to the mortal realm, he would pass away a few days later with Hammer God becoming the new Elder God. Badass and God Woman’s son would eventually grow up to become a drug smuggler named BJ, who would not learn of his true birthright and origins until years later, but that’s a story for another time to discuss. Two years later, God Woman and Hammer Man would also have a son of their own which they named Neo and Neo will be destined for great things, but that’s another story…
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