Mr. Tallenstine Saves The Day!

Mr. Tallenstine, Midgetstine, and The Middle Finger of Justice were out on patrol when they heard a bank alarm go off. “Sound like a bank robbery is going on boss,” said Midgetstine. “Let’s stop those bank robbers,” said Mr. Tallenstine. Then Mr. Tallenstine, Midgetstine, and The Middle Finger of Justice rushed over to the bank to see that the super villains Cavity-Man, Dr. Sumo, The Cartoon King, Badger Man and Japan Jenny teamed up to go on a crime spree together. “Give us all your money…no one can save you now,” cried Dr. Sumo. “Halt evil doers,” cried Mr. Tallenstine. “Oh crap…it’s Mr. Tallenstine, Midgetstine, and The Middle Finger of Justice…get them,” cried The Cartoon King. “I call dibs on Badger Man,” yelled The Middle Finger of Justice. Soon The Middle Finger of Justice and Badger Man were fighting each other. “Prepare to have rotten teeth heroes,” yelled Cavity-Man. Then Cavity-Man used his powers to make Midgetstine loose some of his teeth. “My teeth…you’re dead meat mister,” cried Midgetstine. Then Midgetstine attacked Cavity-Man and poured a bottle of mouthwash on him. “Oh no...mouthwash my one weakness,” cried Cavity-Man. Then Cavity-Man began to melt away after being in contact with mouthwash. After a long fight, our heroes defeated and tied up Dr. Sumo, The Cartoon King, Badger Man and Japan Jenny. “You may have bet us this time…but next time you won’t,” cried Dr. Sumo. Then the police arrived and they arrested Dr. Sumo, The Cartoon King, Badger Man and Japan Jenny. “Thank you Mr. Tallenstine, Midgetstine, and The Middle Finger of Justice for saving the day,” said Lester BarnSwallow. “You’re welcome, now then…let’s go and look for more people who need our help,” yelled Mr. Tallenstine. It looks like Mr. Tallenstine, Midgetstine, and The Middle Finger of Justice saved the day once again!

THE END!