Woody Dog Vs. The Rabbit Army!

“Time for you to go potty,” yelled “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. while letting Woody Dog outside. Woody Dog then went outside to his a gang of rabbits waiting to fight him. “What the hell do you rabbits want,” asked Woody Dog. “You killed our babies, now we shall kill you…attack men,” yelled the rabbits’ leader. Then the rabbit army attacked Woody Dog and Woody Dog and the rabbit army began to fight each other. Woody Dog was soon winning the battle against the rabbit army. “He’s tough…but we can’t give up men,” yelled the rabbits’ leader. “Bring it on,” yelled Woody Dog. Then Woody Dog continued fighting the rabbit army until there weren’t any rabbits left. “Retreat, this dog is to powerful,” yelled one of the rabbit soldiers. “No, we must use are secret weapon,” yelled the rabbits’ leader. Then the rabbit army pulled out a giant spray can and began to make the spraying noise. Woody Dog began to bark and bark. “No good, time to use our other secret weapon,” yelled the rabbits’ leader. Then the rabbit army pulled out a giant vacuum cleaner and they began to vacuum. Woody Dog just continued to bark and bark. “Woody shut up,” yelled “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. inside while the battle was going on. “No good…one option left,” said the rabbits’ leader. “You don’t mean,” said one of the rabbit soldiers. “Yes, I mean…,” said the rabbits’ leader. Then the rabbit army gave Woody Dog a dog toy as a peace offering and Woody Dog began to chew his new dog toy. “That’ll keep him busy for a while…now let’s get the hell out of here before that crazy dog kills us,” said the rabbits’ leader. But before the rabbits’ leader left Woody Dog rushed over towards him and began to hump him. “What are you doing,” cried the rabbits’ leader. “First I hump you…then I kill you…it’s what I do,” said Woody Dog. “Nooooo,” cried the rabbits’ leader. Then “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. let Woody Dog back inside. “Hey Woody…oh…bad Woody…bad dog,” yelled “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. Woody came in with the dead rabbits’ leader in his mouth and then “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. threw the dead rabbits’ leader in the trash. The rabbits then mourn their fallen leader. “Mark my words…I will avenge you…the time of revenge is nigh,” yelled one of the rabbit soldiers. Now we go to Woody Dog who was looking out the window. “I will continue to protect my family from the rabbit menace, and also protect my family from many other threats which aren’t really threats…and I will do it by killing and barking,” said Woody Dog. Will the rabbit army get their revenge? Can Woody Dog continue to kill rabbits and protect his family? Actually Woody is just stupid and the rabbits could just continue to mess with him by out running him. Rabbits are rabbits! That’s the best revenge of all! Also Woody bite “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. for the billionth time but “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. forgives him and loves him very much!

THE END!