“Hello, ever wonder where the
Spanish characters created by Steven J. Butler, Jr. are today, well…we will
soon find out…I’m the host of another reunion show and now let’s hit the road
and cross the broader,” said Spotty. Our first stop is in at a wrestling arena
in Mexico where we will see former KWE/BWC wrestlers signing autographs and
T-shirts for $20. These wrestlers
include Mysterio, Lucha King Jr., San Luis Potosí, Crazy,
Gorilla #2, and Lucha King. “So from what you’re telling me is that all of you
are broke and need extra money…why don’t you all wrestle for money,” asked
Spotty. “We were all fired,” yelled Mysterio,
Lucha King Jr., San Luis Potosí, Crazy,
Gorilla #2, and Lucha King at the same time. “For what,” asked Spotty. “We sold
unlicensed KWE/BWC merchandise to fans,” said Lucha King. “Okay…Gorilla #2 I
didn’t know you were Spanish,” said Spotty. “Nobody even knows who I am,” said
Gorilla #2. “I thought you couldn’t talk,” said Spotty. “Whatever dog…when do
we get paid…,” asked Gorilla #2. “Okay…moving on,” said Spotty. Now we go to El
Killo and Hector who run a used car dealership. “First you guys were enemies
now you work together…what happened,” asked Spotty. “Ever since the Magic Wars
ended we needed to make some extra money so we took out a loan and opened up
this dealership,” said El Killo. “Plus my wife just divorced me and the timing
was right, so…how would you like a used car at 50% off,” asked Hector. “No
thanks…moving on,” said Spotty. Now we go to Termite, Otto the Ostrich, Diablo
the Phoenix, and Turtle Man who are now working at a Mexican restaurant. “So,
you all went from storybook characters to waiters…how did it come to this,”
asked Spotty. “Since my insurance company went bankrupt I needed money so I
called my old friends and we opened a Mexican restaurant,” said Termite. “Also
again…Otto and Turtle Man, you’re Spanish,” asked Spotty. “My mother was
Spanish,” said Otto the Ostrich. “Since I’m just very slow people think
I’m…what’s the word…,” said Turtle Man. During the conversation Turtle Man fell
asleep. “Okay, moving on,” said Spotty. What will happen next? Stay tuned to
find out!
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