Chapter 1 Free Preview: Day 1 in the KWE Arena!

“Hello, Its Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly and my co-hosts Mr. Safari and Jack Sports, it looks like today’s match is a Battle Royal with Pump Daddy, Reaper, BWK, Hawk, Frankie Cuffan, Insane Dog Catcher, Ghost, and Ned the Neanderthal,” said Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. “Why the heck is Ned the Neanderthal in this match,” said Mr. Safari. “Because Ned the Neanderthal is a wrestling god and since god couldn’t be here today Frankie Cuffan is in his place,” said Jack Sports. “Ned the Neanderthal is not a wrestling god, Mr. Icon is, and let’s start the match all ready,” said Mr. Safari. Soon Reaper threw BWK and Pump Daddy out of the ring, and Frankie threw out Insane Dog Catcher, threw out Hawk, and soon Frankie Cuffan, Reaper, Ghost and Ned the Neanderthal were left. Reaper, using his supernatural powers, threw Ghost out of the ring. Frankie Cuffan then threw out Reaper, and now Ned the Neanderthal and Frankie Cuffan were left. “Wait, look whose running down to the ring,” yelled Mr. Safari. Then Mr. Icon ran into the ring and threw out Ned the Neanderthal and that means Frankie Cuffan won. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Then Mr. Icon went back inside the ring and shook Frankie Cuffan’s hand. “Two KWE hall of famers to make a new wrestler feel like he’s home next match is the Shekys vs. the Evil Death Makers in a 4-on-3 handicap match is next,” said Jack Sports.