Tuesday, May 13, 2014

The Gifted vs. Buddy Moneybags’s Anti-Gifted!


Buddy Moneybags is a rich old tycoon who hates the superhero team The Gifted. Buddy Moneybags is the owner of a media empire and he uses his newspapers, TV assets, and radio assets to bash The Gifted. But even though he wants everybody to hate The Gifted like him he can’t really convince the world too. Then Buddy Moneybags had an idea. Why doesn’t he create his own superhero team and get the attention and love The Gifted get. But his superhero team will also secretly commit crimes while portraying to be the good guys when actually they are really the bad guys. So that his team can stop the crimes they themselves committed. Buddy Moneybags’s superhero team members are Atomic Ali, The Wife Beater, Ivan the Crusher, Brute, Blood Hound, and Rat Man who all are former super villains who claimed to be reformed when in reality they are still evil. “So let me get this straight, you want us to pretend to be superheroes but yet we’ll still be committing crimes on the side, and we have to submit some of the profit from our crimes with you….why,” asked Rat Man. “Because, we all have something in common…we all hate The Gifted, and our ultimate goal is to put The Gifted out of business,” said Buddy Moneybags. “The Gifted aren’t a business dude,” said Blood Hound. “Also as a heads up, if you want me to be in a team with these assholes then you better pay me more old man,” said Ivan the Crusher. “Yah, I think you’re holding out,” said The Wife Beater. “Enough, you’ll all earn the money you deserve…..now gentlemen…what should our superhero team name be…,”asked Buddy Moneybags. “This is stupid…we’re all just going to get caught again anyway…..and also, who made you the boss you old fart,” asked Atomic Ali. “I got it…you’re the Anti-Gifted,” said Buddy Moneybags. “We’re screwed,” said Atomic Ali, The Wife Beater, Ivan the Crusher, Brute, Blood Hound, and Rat Man all at the same time. Soon the Anti-Gifted appeared in the public eye and Buddy Moneybags promoted the hell out of them. Soon the Anti-Gifted were stopping crimes before The Gifted could because it was the Anti-Gifted who started them. Now we go to The Gifted’s headquarters where The Gifted’s founding members Dr. Strong (Dr. Bob Scott), The GreenSpeed (Gus Speed), Dr. Laser (Dr. Alan Dean), Ms. Giant (Dr. Vicky Good), and Stretch Man (Jack Capper) were in the middle of a meeting over why their former enemies were now had become their allies. “I don’t get it, why are our former foes now superheroes, this seems why out of their character…,” asked Dr. Strong. “Why would the even form an alliance with each other, they all never had gotten along in the past...,” said Dr. Laser. “Plus, they call themselves the Anti-Gifted almost like they are the opposite of us…guys, could they still be evil,” asked Ms. Giant. “Wait, maybe this is all a front…the Anti-Gifted are still bad guys…how else are they able to stop crimes so easily…because they were the ones who had a hand in it…,” said Stretch Man. “Of course that’s it….they still are criminals…but I wonder who their leader is,” said Dr. Strong. “I think I have an idea of who’s the boss of the Anti-Gifted,” said The GreenSpeed. Then The GreenSpeed threw a newspaper in the center of the table. “Buddy Moneybag,” said Dr. Strong (Dr. Bob Scott), The GreenSpeed (Gus Speed), Dr. Laser (Dr. Alan Dean), Ms. Giant (Dr. Vicky Good), and Stretch Man (Jack Capper) all at the same time. Now we go to a meeting between Buddy Moneybags, Atomic Ali, The Wife Beater, Ivan the Crusher, Brute, Blood Hound, and Rat Man. “My plan is working perfectly…the world thinks you’ve all reformed and became superheroes….with all of our crimes, my newspaper sales, TV and radio ratings….I’m richer….I mean, we’re all rich,” said Buddy Moneybags. “Boss, we can’t keep this up, all of our clients want more money and we’re not making enough to pay them all…unless,” said Rat Man. “Unless what,” asked Buddy Moneybags. “How much,” asked Rat Man. “How much what,” asked Buddy Moneybags. “You ain’t holding out are ya,” asked The Wife Beater. “What…you all get an equal cut of the profit….I’m not making more money than you all,” said Buddy Moneybags. “I don’t believe you…you cheap old bastard,” said Blood Hound. “Look, if you all don’t cooperate I spill the beans are your little crime spree and all of you will be back inside of a jail cell,” said Buddy Moneybags. “News flash, you’ll go to jail to dumbass, and to think you control all of the news media in the city,” said Atomic Ali. Then from out of nowhere The Gifted broke into the headquarters of the Anti-Gifted. “Oh crap they found us,” cried Ivan the Crusher. “We know everything…you all are still criminals and never were heroes...now either come with us quietly or we’ll have to fight you,” said Dr. Strong. “Fight them you fools,” cried Buddy Moneybags. Soon The Gifted and the Anti-Gifted began to fight each other. After a long fight, The Gifted defeated the Anti-Gifted. “No…I hate you god damn…I can’t lose…,” cried Buddy Moneybags. “You’re all under arrest…it’s over,” said Dr. Strong. “No…it’s not over,” said Buddy Moneybags. Then Buddy Moneybags began to flee from the crime scene but he was stopped not by The Gifted…but by the Anti-Gifted. “Where do you think you’re going old man,” said Rat Man. “Uh oh,” cried Buddy Moneybags. Then Atomic Ali, The Wife Beater, Ivan the Crusher, Brute, Blood Hound, and Rat Man began to beat up Buddy Moneybags. After Buddy Moneybags was beaten up by Atomic Ali, The Wife Beater, Ivan the Crusher, Brute, Blood Hound, and Rat Man, he along with the rest of the Anti-Gifted were sent to jail. Now Buddy Moneybags is a convicted criminal and instead of being loved by the people like he always wanted…he is the most hated man in the world. The Gifted saved the day once again! But we have not seen the last of Buddy Moneybags and the Anti-Gifted!

THE END!

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