Now we see a
forest on a rainy day…
Now we see Spotty walking towards a sign.
Spotty
Hello
everybody, now, I bet you’re wondering where we are, why we are in the town of
Littleburg, and I’m standing by the must scariest place in the world.
Then we see
a sign that says “Camp Jason”.
Spotty
Now let this
story begin!
Then Spotty
started laughing evilly.
Now we see a
bus with the Camp Jason logo on it, then some kids walk out of the bus.
Then we see
a young boy.
Spotty
voiceover…
Spotty
This young man is named Jimmy Rickson, his
parents sent him to Camp Jason for the whole summer, but what he doesn’t know
is that he’ll be the one to break the camp’s curse once and for all!
Jimmy Rickson
Well, here
goes a whole summer of playing video games, I hope this place has
air-conditioning.
Camp counsellor
Everybody come over here!
Then all the
kids including Jimmy are now listening to the camp counselor.
Camp councilor
Welcome to
Camp Jason, alright, you’re going to have a fun summer here, but I must warn
you that you’ll have a lot of fun.
Kid in background
GAY!
Camp counsellor
Well, ah, anyway, talk to us where your cabins
will be and have a great summer that is all!
Now we see
all the kids were going to the cabins…
Now we see
Jimmy walking up the stairs to his cabin…
Now we hear
rustling in the forest behind him.
Jimmy Rickson
Hello….whatever!
Now Jimmy
went inside his cabin…
Now we see a
Bigfoot watching him from through the trees of the forest behind him.
Now we go to
lunch time and we see Jimmy eating a corndog.
Now we see a
fat kid coming to sit down by Jimmy.
Fat Kid
Hey, are you
going to eat those fries?
Jimmy passes
the plate to the fat kid.
Fat Kid
Thanks, my name’s Billy, my parents sent me
here to lose some weight.
Jimmy
You know this isn’t a fat camp right, Billy?
Billy (Fat Kid)
Yah I know that, but I wanted to come to this
camp, because I heard it’s haunted.
Jimmy
Haunted?
Billy
Hell yah, I mean ghosts have been spotted all
over this town, plus don’t get me started on the Bigfoot sightings around
Littleburg.
Jimmy
Bigfoot, you
mean that mythical ape man with big feet?
Billy
It’s not a myth, my grandpa actually saw one
when he was hunting.
Jimmy
You know
Billy, you’re the first guy I talked to today, and at least I know there’s
someone I can trust in this camp.
Billy
Yah, I can picture us being friends, you help
me out and I’ll help you out.
Jimmy
Yah, buds?
Billy
Buds!
Then we see
Jimmy and Billy shaking hands.
Now it was
night
Now we see
Jimmy sleeping.
In the
background we hear Native American music.
Jimmy slowly
wakes up.
Jimmy
Oh, what’s that noise?
Jimmy looks
at his watch and it says it’s three in the morning.
Jimmy
I better ask the councilors to keep it down.
Now we see
Jimmy walking out of his cabin, and then he follows the noise to the forest.
Now we see
Jimmy staring at a beam of light.
Jimmy
Damn, bright light.
Then Jimmy
pulls some of the bushes back and then we see Native American ghosts dancing
around a totem.
Jimmy
Oh my god….it’s….it’s….GHOSTS!
Now we see
Jimmy running away in fear, and then he bumps into a creepy middle-aged man.
Jimmy
Hey mister, I just saw Native American ghosts
dancing, and…
The middle-aged man
Those damn
red skins won’t hurt yuh; they are just dancing like they always do.
Jimmy
I think red
skins is a racist term, they should be called…
The middle-aged man
Look kid, I
call’em what I call’em, I’m the groundskeeper around here and I…mean that sorry
to bump into you, and stuff.
Then the
groundskeeper started walking away.
Jimmy
Wait, what’s your name!
The Groundskeeper (middle-aged
man)
Just call me
the Groundskeeper kid, now get back to bed.
Now we see
the Groundskeeper chopping wood, and then we see Jimmy going back to his cabin.
Now its
morning time in the camp, and we hear a trumpet in the background.
Camp counselor on loud speaker
Good morning campers, swimmers head to the
lake for a morning swim!
Now we see
Jimmy and Billy in there swim suits walking on the dock to the lake.
Jimmy
I’m telling ya, I saw real ghosts last night,
and I bumped into this creepy groundskeeper guy.
Billy
I wish I could see something cool around here,
but at least we have the chicks.
Now we see
hot girls in bikinis and Billy staring at them.
Billy
I’m 14 and horny.
Jimmy
Dude the girls here are out of your league,
and besides, we’re nerds here.
Billy
Says you,
I’m going swimming, and the girls will dig that.
Then Billy
jumps into the water
Now we see a
nerdy girl walked over towards Jimmy.
The Nerdy Girl
Ah, hello,
my name is…
Jimmy
Yah, whatever nerd….
Then the
Nerdy Girl walked away very sad.
Jimmy
Yah I called you a nerd Billy.
Billy was
swimming.
Billy
Look who’s
talking, Jimmy.
Now we see
the head of a lake monster heading towards Billy.
Jimmy
Dude, get out of the water.
Then Billy
sees the lake monster’s head.
Billy
Holy shit, swim away!
Now we see Billy
swimming towards the dock.
Now we see
Billy and Jimmy on the dock.
Now we see
the lake monsters.
Lake Monster #1
Rahhhhhhhhhhhhh,
Rohhhhhhh!
Billy
I don’t believe it, it’s an actual lake
monster like the Loch Ness Monster, or Ogopogo, or Champ or…
Now we see
Jimmy.
Jimmy
Or kid eaters…look!
Now we see
the Lake monster eating a kid, and we hear the kid screaming in pain.
Now we see
the lake monster swallowing the kid whole, and then it goes back underwater.
Camp counselor (in panic)
Everybody get out of the water now!
Now we see
more heads of lake monsters and then we see kids running out of the water.
Now we see a
man putting a sign up that says the lake is closed.
Now we see
Jimmy and Billy looking at the sign.
Billy
This sucks,
now I can’t go swimming when I’m here, god, I guess I can go to the art class
now and…
Jimmy
Or we can
catch ourselves a lake monster.
Billy
What, I know it was cool to see one eat a kid
we don’t know, but how can we…
Now we see
the nerdy girl walking towards Billy and Jimmy.
Billy
Who’s that?
The Nerdy Girl
Hi, my name
is Jacklen, I’m over at the girls cabin, I see you guys want to catch a lake
monster, let me help you.
Billy
What, what’s the plan!
Jacklen
It’s time we get some meat.
Now we see
Billy pulling out salami.
Jimmy
Where did you get that salami?
Billy
I keep it in my pocket for luck.
Jacklen
Well meet me here at night and bring something
to knock the monster out with, understand.
Jimmy and
Billy nodded their heads.
Jacklen
Good.
Now it was
night time, and we see Jimmy and Billy walking down towards the lake.
Billy
Okay, now
where is my lucky salami tied to a stick?
Jimmy
To lure the lake monster with, but we forgot
one thing.
Billy
What?
Jimmy
Something to knock the monster out with!
Then we hear
the Groundskeeper laughing in the background.
Jimmy
Groundskeeper…hey look!
Now we see a
gun on the ground, and then Billy grabs it.
Billy
This will come in handy.
Jimmy
Come on, let’s go to the lake!
Then Jimmy
and Billy meet Jacklen by the dock to the lake.
Jacklen
Look I already see a lake monsters head, hurry
and lure it with the salami.
Now we see
Jimmy holding the salami with a stick and string over at the end of the dock.
Now we see a
lake monster trying to catch the salami while Jimmy is luring him to shore.
Now we see
Jimmy in fount of the lake monster, and the lake monsters on the shore.
Jimmy
Hurry Billy,
shoot it!
Billy
So long fish lizard!
Then Billy
shoots the lake monster with the gun, and kills it.
Now we see
Jimmy touching the lake monster.
Jimmy
It’s dead.
Jacklen
Come on, we have to bring it to the camp
counselors.
Now we see
Jimmy and Billy carrying the lake monsters body up to the camp counselor
station.
Now we see a
camp counselor staring out the window and he sees Jimmy, Billy, and Jacklen
holding the lake monster’s dead body.
Camp counselor #2
You guys, the some kids are up and they have a
huge dead animal in their hands.
Now we see
the camp councilors rushing outside to see the kids.
Jimmy:
Councilors, we caught a lake monster, the one that killed a kid this morning.
Camp counselor
Wow, Johnson, call animal control and tell
them we have a dead body.
Johnson
Okay, but what is it?
Camp counselor
Just tell them it’s a cow.
Johnson
Okay.
Now we see
animal control, police cars, and the media at the camp.
Now we see a
female news reporter outside the camp counselor station.
News reporter
We have just been told hours ago, at four in
the morning, that some young campers caught a new species in the animal
kingdom, and the animal control is taking it to the Field Museum in Chicago,
IL. This is an amazing find because this could mean that this species could be
in other areas.
Now we see
animal control carrying the lake monsters dead body to a truck.
Now we see
Jimmy and Billy talking to a police officer.
Police officer
So why did you try to catch one of these
things anyway.
Jimmy
You see, we just thought because it killed a
kid at our camp we should just capture one and…maybe to prove it’s real.
Police officer
Alright, I think I have enough information on
this case from you, now why don’t you kids go to bed, it’s late.
Jimmy, Billy, and Jacklen
Yes sir.
Then we see
Jimmy, Billy and Jacklen heading back to their cabins.
Now we see
Jimmy stopping.
Jimmy
You guys,
look at this.
Then Billy
and Jacklen ran towards Jimmy.
Now we see
Jimmy pointing to the lake
Now we see
that a whole family of lake monsters is down by the shore.
Jimmy
There’s more than one, what if we killed a
member of its family, and they’re looking for it.
Now we see
the lake monsters heading back into the lake.
Billy
Let’s go to bed, I’m pooped.
Jacklen
See you guys in the morning.
Then Jacklen
started heading back to her cabin.
Now we hear
the Groundskeeper yelling in the background.
Jimmy
I hear
someone yelling, let’s check it out.
Now we see
Jimmy and Billy running towards the noise
Now we see
the Groundskeeper fighting a Bigfoot.
The Groundskeeper
Damn Sasquatch, leave my town alone!
Then the
Bigfoot started roaring…
Now we hear
a gun fire….
Now we see
the Bigfoot running back into the forest.
Billy
That will
scare it off for now.
Jimmy
Are you
alright Mr. Groundkeeper?
The Groundskeeper
Yah, that thing is always after me, he’s with
those dam redskins, and if my family hadn’t founded this little town…those dam
redskins will still own the place, now leave me the hell alone.
Now we see
the Groundskeeper walking away in anger.
Jimmy
Something isn’t right about that guy.
Now we hear
gun fire in the background.
Jimmy
Billy, would you stop messing with that gun!
Billy
It wasn’t me dude.
Now we see
some ghost U.S. Civil War soldiers running in front of Jimmy and Billy.
Billy
Were those ghosts of rednecks?
Jimmy
No, they must be from the U.S. Civil War,
let’s follow them.
Now we see
Jimmy and Billy following the Civil War soldiers towards a huge field.
Billy
Dude, I think we’re out of the camp limits, we
have to head back.
Jimmy
Look!
Now we see a
bunch of Civil War soldier’s ghosts fighting a battle in the field.
Jimmy
Amazing, these ghosts don’t know that the
Civil War ended years ago.
Billy
Let’s head back to camp, before we get into
trouble.
Now we see
Jimmy and Billy heading back to camp.
Now we see
Billy and Jimmy in the camp art class.
Art teacher
Now when you make that wallet….
Now we see
Billy and Jimmy talking to each other.
Billy
Wow, I can’t believe I saw ghosts, a Bigfoot,
and killed a lake monster in one night.
Jimmy
Yah, what do you think happened to the
monster.
Billy
I heard they flew it to the Field Museum in
Chicago, and I hear we get to name the new species.
Jimmy
So it’s far away from the camp.
Billy
The police told me that the animal control
took it to the airport and that they will meet the head of the museum and
they’ll take it back to Chicago ASAP, to make a long story short, it’s in
Chicago right now.
Jimmy
Oh, I guess it’s there problem now.
Now we see
the Field Museum
Now we go to
the vault of the museum.
Now we see a
scientist taking a DNA sample from the lake monster.
A security
guard walks in.
Security guard
So that’s the lake monster some kids caught,
how did it die?
The Scientist
It looks like they just shot it with a gun,
but its DNA is amazing, it seems to be related to the reptile family and it
also has gills, but that would be imposable…
Now we see
the lake monster’s body and in the background are the scientist and the
security guard talking
Now we see
the lake monster’s eyes opening.
Then the
lake monster roared.
The Scientist
Oh my god,
it’s still alive, hurry call shoot it!
Now we see
the security guard shooting the lake monsters.
Now we see
the lake monster crying in pain.
The Scientist
I would stop
shooting it’s going to die from the loss of blood anyway.
Now we see
the lake monster dying a slow death.
Now we go
back to the Camp Jason and its night time.
Now we see
Jimmy sleeping in his bunk bed.
Now we hear
a loud roar, and then Jimmy wakes up.
Jimmy
What the heck was that!
Now we see
Jimmy running out of his cabin and seeing where the noise came from.
Now we see a
Bigfoot fighting a Swamp Monster and the Groundskeeper was watching it.
Jimmy
What the
hell is that thing!
The Groundskeeper
You mean the Swamp Monster or good’ol
Sasquatch.
Jimmy
I mean the one that looks like a plant
monster!
The Groundskeeper
Oh, the Swamp Monster, he’s good a hiding, he
can become one with glass, trees, water, and dirt, hell…you may have stepped on
him one time.
Jimmy
Shoot one of those things before they get
further towards camp.
The Groundskeeper
They won’t hurt the campers kid, they fight
once a month and they are both of the best guardians, the Bigfoot guards the forest and the Swamp Monster guards the
lake, they fight to see who’s the strongest and they’re both worshipped by
those dam redskins.
Now we see the Swamp Monster threw the Bigfoot to the ground
Now we see the Bigfoot grabbing the Swamp Monster’s leg while the Swamp
Monster was on the ground.
Now we see the Swamp Monster and the Bigfoot both lying injured on the
ground.
Now we see three Native
American ghosts coming to help the monsters.
The Groundskeeper
Ah, got to go kid, hurry and get back to bed!
Now we see
the Groundskeeper fleeing the scene.
Jimmy was
still looking at the Native American ghost
Jimmy turned
around and saw a ghost of a little girl.
Now we here
the little girl ghost laughing…
Now we see
Jimmy staring at the little girl ghost.
Jimmy
Who are you?
Now we hear
the little girl ghost laughing…
Now we see
the little girl ghost floating away.
Jimmy (yelling)
Wait, I want to know what’s up with this camp!
Now we see
Jimmy chasing the little girl ghost.
Now we see the
little girl ghost pointing to a statue of the town’s founder.
Jimmy
What, it looks just like…
Now we see
that the town’s founder looked a lot like the Groundskeeper.
Now we see
the little girl ghost laughing…
Then the
little girl ghost disappeared from out of nowhere.
Jimmy
Damn, that was weird, a ghost of a little
girl, and I have to talk to the Groundskeeper about this statue, it’s just
creepy.
Now we see
Jimmy looking for the Groundskeeper…
Now we see
the Bigfoot popping out right in fount of him.
Jimmy
Bigfoot, oh my god…ah…do you come in peace?
Now we see the Bigfoot nodding his head.
Jimmy
So you’re a good guy, and tell me what’s going
on with this camp.
Now we see
the Bigfoot roaring…
Now we see
the Bigfoot running into the forest with Jimmy following him.
Now we see
the Bigfoot with three Native American ghosts by his side.
Native American ghost #1
Hello, Jimmy, me and my people come in peace,
and Bigfoot is a loyal aid in your help for breaking the curse on what used to
be our land.
Jimmy
Yah, sorry for what the white people did to
you guys way back when, but how did this camp get filled with monsters and ghosts?
Native American ghost #2
Littleburg’s founder is the one to blame, and
he is truly evil, and he’s also immortal.
Jimmy
So the Groundskeeper is…
Native American ghost #1
Correct, he’s Littleburg’s founder, he is
many, many years old, and he put a curse on my people and his people.
Jimmy
So he put a
curse on his citizens, so that explains the Civil War ghosts and that laughing
little girl.
Native American #3
That little girl ghost is the Groundskeeper’s
youngest daughter, she’s kind to our tribe and that’s why her father killed
her.
Jimmy
Wait, the Groundskeeper killed his own flesh
and blood just because she was nice to you guys and what about the lake
monsters?
Native American ghost #1
Those lake
monsters are the Swamp Monster’s children, and they were harmless until the
settlers arrived, but now they eat humans because of the curse.
Jimmy
So how can I
help you guys?
Native American ghost #2
Find the
Groundskeeper’s spell book and burn it with fire, and then the Groundskeeper
will lose his immortally, now we must go, for we are needed back at our tribe,
and you may get your friends to help you as well.
Now we see
the Native American ghosts disappearing from out of nowhere
Now we see
Jimmy walking back to his cabin…
Now we see a
camp counselor standing by his cabin door.
Jimmy
Uh oh!
Now we see
the camp counselor talking to Jimmy, Billy, and Jacklen.
Camp counselor
I cannot allow you three campers to sneak out
every night, and…
Jimmy
But, this place is cursed and the
Groundskeeper is….
Camp counselor
Sorry, what groundskeeper, we don’t have a
groundskeeper at this camp.
Jimmy
But you have
to understand the camp is….
Now we hear
loud drumming in the background…
Now we see a
Native American ghost is behind the camp counselor.
Now we see
the camp counselor slowly turning around…
Now the camp
counselor sees the Native American ghost.
Camp counselor
Ghost!
Now we see
the camp counselor running away and screaming at the same time.
Native American ghost
Jimmy help us now, find the spell book and
break the curse, now find the Groundskeeper and destroy his book.
Jimmy turns
around and stares at Billy and Jacklen.
Jimmy
Billy, Jacklen, want to help me break the
curse.
Billy
I’ll help, buds forever man.
Jacklen
Yah I guess, I always wanted to be a hero.
Jimmy
Alright…let’s find the spell book!
Now we see
the Groundskeeper reading the spell book and wearing a black robe.
The Groundskeeper
Alright, I can finally get rid of those dam
redskins…now, to read the spell.
Jimmy
Not so fast!
Then the
Groundskeeper turned around and saw Jimmy, Billy, and Jacklen.
Billy
Hey Groundskeeper, say hello to our friends.
Now we see
the Bigfoot and the Swamp Monster holding down the Groundskeeper.
Jimmy (yelling)
Jacklen,
grab the book, and burn it!
Now we see
Jacklen grabbing the spell book, and then pulling out a lighter.
The Groundskeeper
Oh no you don’t!
Then the
Groundskeeper broke free and then grabbed the spell book.
The Groundskeeper
Now the book is mine again, and now while I
cast the spell, I’ll let you fight my army!
Now we see
other men in black robes standing in fount of Jimmy, Billy, and Jacklen.
Jacklen
Who the hell are these people!
Now we see
the men in the black robes pulling down their hoods…
Now we see
that all of the camp counselors were the Groundskeeper’s army.
Billy
No way, all the camp counselors are bad guys!
Camp counselor #2
Look, we founded this camp to find the chosen
one and kill him, no one hurts are leader!
Camp counselor
And after all these years we found you Jimmy,
and soon we can kill you three kids for good!
Then Bigfoot
and the Swamp Monster jumped out in fount of the Groundskeeper’s army, and then
they started fighting them.
Jacklen
Hurry; get the book before it’s too late!
Billy
Oh to hell with this!
Now we see
Billy running up to the Groundskeeper…
Then Billy
kicked the Groundskeeper in the nuts.
The Groundskeeper
Oh shit!
Then the
Groundskeeper fell to the ground
After the
Groundskeeper fell to the ground Billy grabbed the spell book.
Jimmy
Good thinking dude, now Jacklen, burn that
book.
Now we see
Jacklen pulling out the lighter…
Jacklen used
the lighters to burn the spell book.
The Groundskeeper
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Now we see
the Groundskeeper aging really fast…
The
Groundskeeper then he turns into a skeleton, and then he’s dust.
Jimmy
Look at the camp counselors!
Now we see
the Camp Councilors turning into dust.
Jacklen
I guess the
camp counselors were immortal as well.
Jimmy
Now what’s going to happen?
Now we see
the Native American ghosts coming out of the forest.
Native American ghost
Thank you, Jimmy and friends, now we can go to
our resting place once and for all!
Now we hear
Native American music in the background…
Now we see
the Native American ghosts floating to the heavens.
Now we see
the little girl ghost laughing and then she floats into the heavens as well.
Now see the
ghost Civil War soldiers shaking hands with each other…
Now we see
the ghost Civil War soldiers floating into the heavens.
Now we see
the Swamp Monster becoming one with the grass…
Now we see
the Bigfoot heading back into the forest.
Now we see
Jimmy.
Billy
voiceover…
Billy
Jimmy, look what’s happening to the camp!
Now we see
the cabins disappearing out of nowhere
Now we see
the campers standing in a field where the camp used to be.
Camper #1
Hey, what happened to the camp?
Camper #2
Damn, good thing I brought my cell phone, I’m
going to call the police.
Then the
screen fades black
Now we see
its morning at where the camp used to be.
Now we see
the police talking to the campers.
Policeman #1
Alright kids, this place isn’t on the map and
I don’t know why you are all here but we need to send you all back home.
Now we see
Jimmy talking to himself…
Jimmy
Wait, Camp Jason isn’t even on the map or in
existing.
Policeman #2
Alright, all you kids come forward and give us
your addresses to call your parents or guardians.
Now we see cars by where the camp once was…
Now we see the parents picking up their kids.
Now we see Jimmy talking to Billy and Jacklen.
Jimmy
Hey you guys, thanks for all your
help.
Now we see Billy and Jacklen looking at Jimmy in confusion.
Billy
I never even met you kid and my
parents are here to pick me up.
Now we see Billy walking to his parents.
Jacklen
So who the heck are you anyway,
and how did I help you.
Now we see Jimmy talking to himself…
Jimmy
Wait, the camp never existed so I
never met Billy and Jacklen…
Jacklen
So answer my question!
Jimmy
Never mind, I thought you were
someone else, nice to meet you.
Jacklen
Whatever…my grandma’s here,
alright!
Now we see Jacklen walking to her grandma.
Jimmy’s dad
Hey son!
Jimmy turns around and sees his parents.
Jimmy
Mom, Dad, I’m ready to go back
home, and to go back to school.
Jimmy’s mom
You’re grounded for running away,
now come on, let’s go home.
Jimmy
Grounded…ah man, I wish I was
still a hero.
Now we see Jimmy parents driving away from where the camp used to be…
Now we see a sign that says “No Trespassing”.
Now we see Spotty standing in fount of the “No Trespassing” sign.
Spotty
Hey, I guess now that the curse is broken, it seems like this story was
never told, kind of weird ain’t it, see ya.
The End!
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