(Hulk
Hogan is flexing his muscles)
HULK HOGAN
Hello Hulkamaniacs
and welcome to Trump’s America! You all said we couldn’t do it brother, but we
did! Trump won brother! I’ve been with him since day one, and as Donald Trump’s
Secretary of Defense and the proud head
of the border guards of the newly built Trump Wall Resort & Casino, let me
tell you something brother, it’s our time! Donald Trump and I will defeat ISIS just
like I defeated The Iron Sheik for WWE World Heavyweight Championship
back in 1984 and like 1984 it’ll be big brother Trump all the way! America is
great again and together, Hulkamaniacs, we’ll go back to the good old days of
when I was in my prime and things were great. Remember when you can get a way
with saying the n word? We elected a man who plans to make America racist again.
He’s created jobs and he even helped me get my old job back in WWE. As for you Hillary Clinton, in the words of DX, suck it!
You thought you were so cool- that you were going to win- that you had the
media cheering your name, but it wasn’t you who won in the end, no! We all know
who America’s true hero is! DONALD J. TRUMP! Now before I go, I want to show
you how I love America just as much as Donald Trump! I have in my hands my
action figure and the action figure of America! Let me show you how much I love
thee America!
(Hulk
Hogan is making an action figure of himself and an action figure of Captain
America make out with each other as Hulk Hogan’s theme song plays)
(Blackout.)
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