(Hulk
Hogan is flexing his muscles)
HULK HOGAN
Hello Hulkamaniacs
and welcome to Trump’s America! You all said we couldn’t do it brother, but we
did! Trump won brother! I’ve been with him since day one, and as Donald Trump’s
Secretary of Defense and the proud head
of the border guards of the newly built Trump Wall Resort & Casino, let me
tell you something brother, it’s our time! Donald Trump and I will defeat ISIS
just like I defeated The Iron Sheik for WWE World Heavyweight
Championship back in 1984 and like 1984 it’ll be big brother Trump all the way!
America is great again and together, Hulkamaniacs, we’ll go back to the good
old days of when I was in my prime and things were great. Like Trump, the media
was my enemy- I took on the media like Trump- hell, I even took down Gawker and
I got paid millions, brother, after I sued the shit out of Gawker- hell I might
be as rich as Donald Trump someday because in Trump’s America anything’s
possible. For the love of God, brother, Trump never apologized for his actions-
I mean after I said the n word during a sex tape, I cried like a baby on TV
begging for forgiveness- but Trump has bigger balls than me. I wish I had
Trump’s balls. He’s created jobs and he even helped me get my old job back in
WWE. As for you Hillary Clinton, in the
words of DX, suck it! You thought you were so cool- that you were going to win-
that you had the media cheering your name, but it wasn’t you who won in the
end, no! We all know who America’s true hero is! DONALD J. TRUMP! Now before I
go, I want to show you how I love America just as much as Donald Trump! I have
in my hands my action figure and the action figure of America! Let me show you
how much I love thee America!
(Hulk
Hogan is making an action figure of himself and an action figure of Captain
America make out with each other as Hulk Hogan’s theme song plays)
(Blackout.)
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