Thursday, December 1, 2016

The Spanish Characters from Bucky’s Mind (Short Story Version)!

“Hello, ever wonder where the Spanish characters created by Steven J. Butler, Jr. are today, well…we will soon find out…I’m the host of another reunion show and now let’s hit the road and cross the broader,” said Spotty. Our first stop is in at a wrestling arena in Mexico where we will see former KWE/BWC wrestlers signing autographs and T-shirts for $20.  These wrestlers include Mysterio, Lucha King Jr., San Luis Potosí, Crazy, Gorilla #2, and Lucha King. “So from what you’re telling me is that all of you are broke and need extra money…why don’t you all wrestle for money,” asked Spotty. “We were all fired,” yelled Mysterio, Lucha King Jr., San Luis Potosí, Crazy, Gorilla #2, and Lucha King at the same time. “For what,” asked Spotty. “We sold unlicensed KWE/BWC merchandise to fans,” said Lucha King. “Okay…Gorilla #2 I didn’t know you were Spanish,” said Spotty. “Nobody even knows who I am,” said Gorilla #2. “I thought you couldn’t talk,” said Spotty. “Whatever dog…when do we get paid…,” asked Gorilla #2. “Okay…moving on,” said Spotty. Now we go to El Killo and Hector who run a used car dealership. “First you guys were enemies now you work together…what happened,” asked Spotty. “Ever since the Magic Wars ended we needed to make some extra money so we took out a loan and opened up this dealership,” said El Killo. “Plus my wife just divorced me and the timing was right, so…how would you like a used car at 50% off,” asked Hector. “No thanks…moving on,” said Spotty. Now we go to Termite, Otto the Ostrich, Diablo the Phoenix, and Turtle Man who are now working at a Mexican restaurant. “So, you all went from storybook characters to waiters…how did it come to this,” asked Spotty. “Since my insurance company went bankrupt I needed money so I called my old friends and we opened a Mexican restaurant,” said Termite. “Also again…Otto and Turtle Man, you’re Spanish,” asked Spotty. “My mother was Spanish,” said Otto the Ostrich. “Since I’m just very slow people think I’m…what’s the word…,” said Turtle Man. During the conversation Turtle Man fell asleep. “Okay, moving on,” said Spotty. 

Now we go to Ossum the Homey Opossum and Gold Tooth who are currently in a federal prison for drug dealing. “Why did you two become drug dealers,” asked Spotty. “I’m innocent man…these cops are racist,” cried Ossum the Homey Opossum. “Okay…what about you Gold Tooth,” asked Spotty. “After my career went south…I done some messed up things besides drug dealing…I would really not like to talk anymore…do you have are money or not,” asked Gold Tooth. “I can’t give you two bail money and we’re talking with the warden for you two to get paroled so you two can do the reunion show,” said Spotty. “Oh Hell no,” yelled Ossum the Homey Opossum and Gold Tooth at the same time. “Good luck to you both,” said Spotty. “We don’t need luck man,” said Gold Tooth. “Okay…moving on,” said Spotty. Now we go to Ned Nacho, Apple & Lettuce who are on the menu at the Mexican restaurant run by Termite, Otto the Ostrich, Diablo the Phoenix, and Turtle Man. Oh we’re sorry…they were just eaten 5 minutes ago…may they rest in peace. “Ned Nacho and I went to school together in the 4th grade…I wish I could have been the one who had eaten him…it’s what he would have wanted,” said Spotty. To speed things up a bit here’s what some of our characters are up too, Happy Columbus Day Ghost is currently a Spanish teacher, Bug Boy is a bestselling author, Rusty the Changer is an internet billionaire, Bang & Boom are the only gay married couple living in the deep south, SX is a self-help fitness guru, and Rico the Parrot is an owner of a small pet store chain. “Now let’s go to the reunion of all of the Spanish characters featured in this show…they will be reunited after all these years and…,” said Spotty. Only San Luis Potosí, Termite, and Happy Columbus Day Ghost showed up to the reunion. “Wait…only three people showed up…where’s everybody else,” asked Spotty. “They didn’t want to attend because this whole thing is lame,” said Termite. “The reason the three of us came was to kick your butt for bugging us all this week,” said San Luis Potosí. “Get him,” yelled Happy Columbus Day Ghost. “Wait…your fans want to know what happened to you guys…it’s not my fault you all are just a bunch of losers…well folks I have to run away now and find a fresh pair of pants…so thanks and…,” cried Spotty. Soon San Luis Potosí, Termite, and Happy Columbus Day Ghost began to beat up Spotty. Now we go to “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. and Nina Butler who were watching the reunion show from backstage. “So how do you like you graduation present Nina,” asked “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. “Seriously Bucky…what the fuck,” said Nina Butler. “I guess you could of just said thank you but okay….should I help Spotty…I mean he’s my favorite character after all,” asked “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. “No, let’s just watch and if it gets any worse…we can always call the police,” said Nina Butler. “Thanks for reading folks,” yelled “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. “What readers,” asked Nina Butler. “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. sighed and then began to cry. “Just end this story already it doesn’t even make any sense I mean…god…end it…END IT,” cried Nina Butler.

THE END!


LOVE YA NINA!

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