Macho Man Waiting In Line At Disney World

Oh yeah, waiting in line for Space Mountain. A 45-minute wait for me and you here today at Disney World. I’m here in Orlando defending my heavyweight title at SummerSlam. A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you’re fast asleep. Hey, no cutting in line butthead! Move it to the back or you’ll get body slammed! This is my one day off in years and you better believe old Randy wants to have a great time in the happiest place on Earth. I’ve got no strings, to hold me down, to keep me up, to…what did I say about cutting in line jerk? Move it to the back or else…oh I’m sorry, you have no legs. Forgive me, I get pretty riled up after eating too many Mickey Mouse ice cream bars. A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down, the medicine go down, the medicine go…this line is too slow. I wanna be where the people are, singing and dancing, I wanna be part of your…oh no, what did I say about line cutting bro? You ain’t handicap, you ain’t fat, you ain’t a make a wish kid, you know what you are? You’re a line cutting bitch and you’re gonna get body slammed. I’ll throw you into the Carousal of Progress, and it won’t be a great big, beautiful tomorrow for you, but it will be for me. When you wish upon a star, you don’t know what a little bitch you are. Get over here line cutter and face the wrath of the Macho Man! As I thrust your head up Goofy’s ass! Oh yeah! Snap into a Slim Jim! Macho Maddess!