The Legend of Zelda II: Wings of a Warrior!
The movie opens with a
picture of a little village…subtitles at the bottom
“This is the Gerudo village
home of the evil Ganondorf,”
Then it shows a picture of a
woman holding a baby…subtitles at the bottom
“Ganondorf
was known as the King of the Gerudo. Although the race is primarily composed of
females, legend has it that a sole male Gerudo is born every hundred years,
thereby giving Ganondorf the respective title,”
Then
it shows a picture of Ganondorf…subtitles at the bottom
“The
power soon went into his head, he wanted more power,”
Then
it shows Ganondorf holding the Triforce…subtitles at the bottom
“Ganondorf finds out that
the Triforce will give him god-like powers, but soon the people of the Gerudo
village found a new leader, Ganondorf was soon kick out and found a place with Hylians
in the kingdom of Hyrule,
as the kingdom’s general,”
Then it shows a picture
of a kingdom on fire…subtitles at the bottom
“Hyrule soon became the
biggest kingdom with Ganondorf’s help, because he took over other kingdoms and
made them apart of Hyrule, and he built Hyrule’s top dungeons and soon he wanted
more power,”
Then it shows a picture
of Hyrule guards holding down Ganondorf….subtitles at the bottom
“Ganondorf was soon
vanished from Hyrule for trying to kill the king, Ganondorf became a new
villain, but Ganondorf was killed years later….or so we think,”
Then we hear evil
laughing and lighting hits the screen.
Then we see a blue sky
and playing in the background is The Legend of Zelda theme song, then we see
the logo
Then we see Pit flying
and under him in the background are the opening credits.
Soon we see the castle,
and then in a window we see Link.
Link: Wow, I wonder how
the rest of my life is going to be like
Then Link’s dad comes
inside Link’s room.
King of Hyrule: My son
Link, guess what
Link: What, I’m getting a
new sword.
King of Hyrule: No,
you’re getting married to a beautiful princess.
Link: But, is this an
arranged marriage.
King of Hyrule: Yes, but
your mother and I had an arranged marriage, and we had you and Zelda.
Link: But, what if I
don’t love her.
King of Hyrule: You’ll
grow to love her, and besides you’re a prince who needs to become king, good
bye son.
Then the King of Hyrule
walks out of Link’s bedroom
Then we see a tall
attractive women come into Link’s bedroom
Link: O, hi Impa what do
you want
Impa: I need you to come
with me, I’m the protector of you and your family, now, come on
Now we see Big Harry,
Josh, and Tingle playing cards!
Big Harry: I win again,
you guys own me 4 gold jewels.
Josh: Man, well at least
I’m glad being a knight in the Hyrule kingdom pays well.
Tingle: Well, it was fun
playing with you guys, I have to get back to work at my magic shop.
Tingle walks out
Big Harry: Bye little
buddy!
Then Link and Impa walk
in.
Josh: Hey, how’s the
prince doing?
Link: Fine, hey what do
you guys think of arranged marriage?
Josh: Well, as long as
the girl’s hot and has a nice rack it’s cool with me.
Josh and Big Harry start
laughing and then Josh and Big Harry give each other a high-5
Impa: Hey, women are just
as imported as men, we may not have as much rights as men but we do the work
around here.
Impa walks out of the
room
Link: You guys are
idiots, women don’t understand ok, now get back to work.
Josh: Yes…buddy
Link walks out.
Big Harry frowns
Josh: What’s wrong big
guy?
Big Harry: Well, I kind
of like that Impa chick, and now I made upset, how I’m I going to ever find a
girlfriend, and besides who wants to date a giant.
Josh: Hey, what if I
could help you hook up with Impa, you’re a giant and she’s petty tall, you’ll
go great together.
Big Harry: Alright, let’s
do it!
Now we go to Princess
Zelda’s bedroom
Link walks in.
Princess Zelda: Hey
little bro, what’s wrong?
Link: Why, I’m I prince,
and why do I have to get an arranged marriage, what if the girl doesn’t like
me.
Princess Zelda: Well, if
you want to make mom and dad happy go though with it, and don’t worry, if mom
and dad can do it, so can you
Link turns his head and
looks out the window.
Then though the window we
see Pit flying.
Link: What’s that flying
thing?
Princess Zelda: He’s
back!
Princess Zelda runs out
of her room.
Link: Whose back.
Then we see the king’s
thrown room and the King of Hyrule and the Queen of Hyrule are talking to Pit.
Link: Who’s the kid with
the wings?
Pit: Did he just call me
kid, I’m 1,000 years old thank you very much, and I just look like a teenager.
King of Hyrule: Link,
this is Pit and he’s the leader of Palutena’s royal bodyguard, he’s knows one
of the goddesses that help make the Triforce.
Queen of Hyrule: So, what
are you doing here Pit?
Pit: Well, I came for the
Triforce, by orders of Palutena herself!
Princess Zelda: Wait, the
Triforce was made for mortal beings to give them the powers of a god, why do
you need it back?
Link: Yah, the only
person I knew that earned the power of the Triforce was Ganondorf and we killed
him.
Pit: Not exactly.
Then we go to a young man
walking on the side of the river of lava.
Vaati: Hello, Ganondorf,
where are you, I’m looking to help you take over the world.
Then Vaati sees Ganondorf
and he looks burnt.
Vaati: Are you the great
Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: Help me to the
fountain.
Vaati picks Ganondorf up.
Vaati: What fountain?
Ganondorf: The fountain
of youth, you smartass!
Then we see the fountain
of youth and Vaati throws Ganondorf into it.
Ganondorf is soon healing
fast.
Ganondorf: So what is
your name young man?
Vaati: My name is Vaati,
I’m a wizard like you, I’m a Wind Mage, but I can also turn into a monster, so
can I work for you or what?
Ganondorf: I’ll hirer you
as my second-in-command, because my first one Onox died, so may I see your
monster form?
Vaati: Yes, don’t blink!
Then we see a shadow of
Vaati’s monster form.
Ganondorf: Perfect (then
Ganondorf and Vaati laugh).
Now we go to a meeting
with Pit, King of Hyrule, and Link
Pit: Now, we need an army
ready because Ganondorf will send a lot of Octoroks, Like Likes, and Redeads
King of Hyrule: Ok, I’ll
get General Lee to lead the army, now that just leaves Ganondorf, but who will
kill him
Then
a bald old man walks in wearing a red gown and had a white beard
King of Hyrule: Ah, Link have you
met The Old Man, He knows every thing
The Old Man: Link, should go
on the quest for I have met him as a child, he is the Trifore’s next chosen
one.
Link: O yah, I remember him
Then the screen fades away
and we seen a cave then we see a three kids, one is bigger then the other two
Link: Hey, want to go into
the haunted cave
Big Harry: Link that cave is
scary, and monsters live in there
Josh: Oh, shut up Big Harry,
you, Link, and I will go into the cave together, ok big guy
Big Harry: Ok Josh lets do it
Josh: You hear that Link,
Link, ah man he went into the cave with out us
Now we go to Young Link in
the cave, soon Link sees an old man between two torches.
Link: Hello, do you live in
this cave or something?
Then fire roared
The Old Man: I know you
destiny, Link, you well become a great warrior never forget that, you will stop
evil, once and for all, Link look for the Triforce.
Link: Wait what does that
mean.
Then the screen turns black.
Then we see older Link’s face
Link: I know what I must do,
Pit and I will go and stop Ganondorf together.
The Old Man: That’s the
spirit Link, you will meet me again on your quest
Pit: Wait me and Link, I have
to work with this guy, alright, if it will help save Hyrule, then I’ll do it.
Then Pit and Link shake hands
Then we see Link and Pit
leaving Hyrule.
Pit: Now, which way should we
go?
Link: This way
Soon Link and Pit were
walking though the forest.
Now we go to Ganondorf’s
castle
Vaati: Hey, Ganondorf your
girlfriend is here
Ganondorf: What the hell are
you talking about?
Then a big, fat, green
skinned monster walked in
Medusa: Hello, I’m the
goddess of darkness, Medusa
Ganondorf: Hey, I thought
that the goddess of darkness looked like a supermodel, not so mutant monster
with snakes for hair
Medusa: Listen, Palutena the
goddess of light turned me into this, and banished me to the Underworld, I
hated my sister for that!
Ganondorf: Wait, Palutena is your
sister
Medusa: Sadly, yes, but I’m
here for something
Ganondorf: What?
Medusa: The Triforce!
Then we go to Link and Pit at
an edge of a river.
Pit: I’m going to fly across
the river.
Link: I need to put something
on,
Link then pulled out of his
backpack the Zora mask, and put it on and swam though the river.
Pit: I’ll meet you across.
Now we go to Link underwater,
then he bumps into another Zora.
Link: O sorry, I didn’t see
you there
Aoz: Hey, are you new in town
Link: No, I’m here on a
quest, and….hey, are you working for Ganondorf
Aoz: No, my race stopped
working for him years ago, and besides I can’t go back to my home village
anyway because I’m an outlaw,
Link: So, that means
Aoz: I was kicked out of my
village long ago
Link: What’s your name?
Aoz: My name is Aoz, you’re
kind of cute,
Link: Are you gay?
Aoz: Dude, I’m a girl, how
can you not tell your own kind apart
Link: I’m not a Zora, it’s
just I mask, but keep a look out for anything weird okay, bye, and I’ll try my
best not too make you an outlaw anymore okay
Link then swims away, and Aoz
follows Link up to the shore, Link takes off the mask and becomes normal again.
Link: Let’s go Pit
Pit: Alright man,
Then Pit flies away, and Link
runs away
Aoz: I think I’m in love with
that guy,
Now we go to a bar, then a
big monstrous Moblin comes in.
Kupr:
Hey, one of you bartenders get me a fucking drink
Then one of the bartenders
gets a drink, Kupr drinks it down.
Kupr: Get me another drink
dam it
Then we see Vaati holding a
cocktail
Vaati: Hello my big, Moblin,
friend, how would you like to work for Ganondorf?
Kupr: Who the hell are you!
Then we see Vaati smiling.
Now we go to Ganondorf’s
castle and we see him talking to Medusa
Medusa: Ganondorf, if you
help me I’ll give you a bigger army
Ganondorf: What kind of army
are we talking?
Medusa: Stalfos, fresh from the Underworld.
Ganondorf: I think I like you
Ganondorf then laughs
Now we go back to Aoz who was
on dry land, then we see a little shack
Then we see Tingle
Tingle: Hello, welcome to
Tingle’s Magic Shop, what can I do for you
Then we look at Aoz
Aoz:
Do you have anything that can make me a Hylian
Tingle: Now why does a Zora want to change it’s race
Aoz puts jewels on the counter
Tingle: I’ll see what I have in stock
Tingle then comes back with a reddish-greenish potion
Tingle: Drink this, it will make you into a Hylian
Aoz then drinks the potion, and then turns into a beautiful young woman
Tingle: Here I got a mirror in the back
Aoz then screams
Aoz: That did it, that was enough jewels for the potion right
Tingle: Yes, but I’ll get you some clothes
Tingle went back and soon gave her a dress
Tingle: Thank you, come again, what a nice young women, to bad when
she’ll turn back into a Zora though
Now we go to Link and Pit, soon they see an army of Octoroks and Stalfos.
Pit shoots some with his bow and arrow, Link is fighting them with his sword.
Link and Pit won
Pit: She must be back
Link: Who
Pit: Medusa, goddess of darkness, she is the only one who could have
gotten an army of Stalfos
Then we hear clapping, then the screen turns to Vaati
Vaati: Well done, I could tell that you guys are looking for the
Triforce, you guys aren’t going to get it
Then Vaati’s hands turn purplish-blackish color
Link: If it’s a fight you want, then it will be a fight you’ll get
Link starts running towards Vaati, when soon Kupr comes right in fount of Link
Kupr: Not on my watch
Link and Kupr started
fighting, then we see Pit aim his arrow at Kupr, Pit fires and it hits Kupr in
the leg
Kupr screams
Then we see Vaati
Vaati: Well, so long
suckers
Vaati then opens up a
portal and gets away
Link then was about to
coup the head off of Kupr when
Kupr: Listen, don’t kill
me I’ll do anything you want
Link: How about you work
for us, me and Pit
Kupr: Alright, Ganondorf
is a dick anyway
Link: Welcome to the
team.
Link and Kupr shake hands
Now we go to Impa and
Princess Zelda fighting each other
Impa: Good Zelda, you’re
a fast learner
Princess Zelda: Impa, do
you think I’ll ever find a man of my own, since Link is right, I don’t want to
have an arranged marriage either
Impa: You’ll grow to love
who ever your parents pick, it’s a royal tradition
Princess Zelda: Impa, how
about your love life, you haven found anyone, and you’re the same age as me and
still single, find someone special already
Impa: If only I could
Then Big Harry walks in
Big Harry: Oh guys Link’s
bride is here
Princess Zelda: She is, I
want to meet my sister-in-law
Then Princess Zelda runs
out of the room
As Big Harry was about to
leave, Impa grabbed his arm
Big Harry: Did I do
anything wrong, don’t worry I’ll go back and protect the gate
Impa: No you did nothing
wrong, I heard you and your friend talking about me, do you like me or
something
Big Harry: Well, yes, I
kinda have a crush on you, but if you don’t want to date me I understand
Impa: No, it’s just, your
nice and really want to know you, and I kinda thought you were nice, o my, I
think I love you
Big Harry: I like to get
to know you, maybe we can go on a date
Impa: Yes, I would love
to go on a date with you, but I have something to ask you, are you a giant or a
Hylian
Big Harry: Well, I’m a giant, but I was adopted by Hylians
Impa: What happened to your parents
Big Harry: Well…
Now we go to a flashback
Now we see two giants walking in the woods
Giant #1: O, our son needs a good how, we’re considered monsters just
because of our size, but I don’t want my son growing up with giants, good thing
he is a runt, because he won’t grow 19 feet like his parents, but 7 feet tall,
so he can fit in with normal people
Giant #2: I don’t want to give up my baby, so what if he grows up in a
world of giants, it doesn’t matter
Giant #1: Well, I guess you’re right, I
Then they heard a horn, then an army of knights came and started fighting
the giants
The baby giant was on the ground when The Old Man soon picked him up
The Old Man: Oh poor kid,
don’t worry I know a family who can take care of you, but what happened to your
parents, never mind
Then The Old Man starts
walking with the baby giant, and then we slowly see the dead bodies of the baby
giant’s parents
Then we see the Old Man
knocking on a door
A young couple answers it
Husband: Hello sir what do
you want
The Old Man: I know you and
your wife had just gotten married, but I hear you don’t have any kids, so, I
found you a son, and can you take care of it
Husband: Yes, I always wanted
a son
Wife: O will have a son,
where did you find him
The Old Man: Listen, don’t
tell the towns people this, but this is a giant, I don’t know for sure, but I
have a feeling that he can fit in with Hylians,
but please take care of him
Wife: O thank you, we don’t care if
he is a wolf, well take good care of him
Husband: Thank you kind…where did he
go
The Old Man was gone, but then we
see the young couple holding there new adopted son
Wife: I think we should name him
Harry
Husband: If he’s a giant, we should
call him Big Harry
Then the screen turns black, and
then we go back to the future
Big Harry: My parents were kind,
they didn’t tell me I was a giant until I was bigger then the other kids, soon
I met Josh and Link and the rest in history
Impa: So you never knew your parents
Big Harry: Yes, I never knew my real
parents, but some think I’m a runt because my race can grow 20 feet tall, I’m
only 7 feet tall, but who ever found me, knew I could fit in with Hylians
because I’m look almost normal
Impa: It most be sad not knowing any
other giants
Big Harry: I just hope there still
are giants, because I maybe the last of my kind, because Hylians killed all of
them, just because we were different, well I got to get back on the job, so
tell me when we should go on that date
Then Big Harry runs out and Princess
Zelda comes in with Link’s bride
Princess Zelda: I like you to meet
the princess, Princess Nada
The Princess: My name is actually Aoz,
I mean sorry that’s my nick name
Impa: Where did you get the nickname
Aoz
Now we go to Ganondorf talking to
Medusa
Ganondorf: So, I can keep the
Triforce right
Medusa: You can get you’re god
powers from it, and then give it back to me before my sister Palutena gets it
back, then it will be mine
Vaati then comes running in
Vaati: You guys Kupr betrayed us, he’s
working for Link and Pit now
Ganondorf:
What, no, no, send out some Octorks, Like Likes, and some ReDead now! Or your
fired Vaati
Vaati:
Yes sir, I’ll get right on that
Then
Vaati went running out
Then
we see Ganondorf
Ganondorf:
This time, Link won’t win
Now
we go to Link, Pit, and Kupr walking in the woods
Link:
Pit I think were lost
Pit:
Don’t worry a town is a mile away from here
Kupr:
God, I hope we find a god dam bar soon, because I need a stinking drink right
about now
Link:
Look
Then
we see a big tree with a face on it
Pit:
Don’t touch it, it could be alive
Kupr:
Well, if it’s not, I get some fire wood
Great Deku Tree: No, I’m the Great Deku Tree, I can help you on your
quest
Link: Hey, I thought you were
just a myth
Great Deku Tree: No, I’ll
tell you something you should know, Ganondorf is going to croup me down, but
I’m the protector of this forest, the animals won’t know how to live if I’m not
around
Link: Don’t worry we’ll kill
Ganondorf for you
Great Deku Tree: Thank you,
but there’s something I should tell you
Link: What?
Great Deku Tree: Watch your
anger, because it may let your darkness free
Link: What does that mean?
Great Deku Tree: Don’t worry,
you’ll find out soon enough
Pit: Come on we have to keep
moving
Kupr: Yah I need to go to a
bar, so hurry up dam it
Link: Bye, thanks for your
advice
Great Deku Tree: You welcome
The Great Deku Tree went back
to sleep, and Link, Pit, and Kupr were walking on the tail again.
Now we see a town, then we
slowly a tail though the town, then we see Link, Pit, and Kupr standing on the
tail into the town.
Link, Pit, and Kupr are walking
though the town, and then we see a dog
Link: Oh, look you guys, it’s
a hungry little dog, let’s give him a nice warm home.
Pit: Link, forget about that
dog, it mite have an owner
The dog ran to Link, and then
the dog starts licking Link
Link laughs
Link: Alright boy, hmm, I think
I’ll call you Little Jay, come on Little Jay, and let’s get you something to
eat
Kupr: Hey why don’t we eat
the dog, hey Link, I’m hungry over here, come on
Pit: I can’t believe I’m with
these two
Now we see Link giving Little
Jay a piece of bread
Pit: Now let’s see, we have
only two hours until the big war now what do we do
Link: Well ah
Then everyone froze
Link: Hey, did you here what
I said
Then Link hears clapping, and
then we see Dark Link
Dark Link: Hello, want to
play a game
Link: Who are you?
Dark Link: I’m your shadow, I’m your dark side, I’m Dark Link,
now let’s fight, and by the way, time is frozen, your friends can’t help you
Link:
Let’s fight then
Link
and Dark Link start fighting, then Link pushed Dark Link to the ground, then
time was moving again
Pit:
Link, hello, let’s talk about the battle plan
Link:
Oh, right, ah, did we guys see anything
Pit:
No, now let’s move on
Kupr:
God, I wonder how Ganondorf is doing
Now
we go to Ganondorf’s castle
Ganondorf:
So, have any plans anyone, because we started this dam war, and we are going to
end it
Vaati:
How long are we going to stand around for anyway, you’re the boss Ganondorf
Ganondorf:
Vaati, I thought I told you to go kill Link, now get busy
Medusa:
Both of you just shut up, now where is the Triforce, because I need it now
Ganondorf
and Vaati looked at each other
Now
we see the Triforce, then we go to Ganondorf
Ganondorf:
You see, you just turn these black balls, and soon the power of the Triforce
will be yours
Medusa
then turns the black balls, and then we see Medusa turning into a sexy woman
Medusa
then is now a human woman
Vaati:
Wow, she’s hot, to bad we were dicks to here, huh Ganondorf
Ganondorf
then smiles
Now
we go to Link, Pit, Little Jay, and Kupr in a hotel room, and then we see
Link petting Little Jay, then Link pulls out a letter
Link:
Little Jay, I want you to do something for me, can you bring this letter to Hyrule
for me, boy
Little
Jay barks
Link:
Good boy, now go and deliver the letter
Little
Jay runs out
Pit:
Are you sure we can trust this dog
Link:
He’ll be fine, he needs to be in a safe place anyway
Then the screen turns black,
and then we see a battle in a field
General
Lee: Give them all you got men
Then
we hear clapping, General Lee turns around and sees Ganondorf
General
Lee: O no!
Ganondorf:
Long time no see, apprentice
Ganondorf
then smiles, soon General Lee and Ganondorf started fighting!
Then
when Ganondorf and General Lee stop fighting, we see General Lee really heart
and bleeding
General
Lee: You’ll never get away with this Ganondorf
Ganondorf
laughs
Ganondorf:
You fool, I will win this war and Hyrule will be mine
Then
we see an arrow in Ganondorf’s back, soon Ganondorf runs to the soldier who
shot him with an arrow, and started beating him up
General
Lee: Now I have to get out of here
Then
we see General Lee crawling away, soon we see him rolling down a hill, and
General Lee stopped
Then
we see Little Jay licking him
General
Lee: Get away from me you mutt
Then
we see General Lee and Little Jay almost towards the gate to Hyrule, with Big
Harry and Josh guarding it
Big
Harry: Hey Josh, isn’t that General Lee
Josh:
O my, he needs help, Big Harry go and help him now!
Now
we see Big Harry carrying General Lee and Little Jay is following him
Josh:
What’s with the dog?
Big
Harry: It’s Link’s dog, he wrote us a note, but General Lee needs medical help
now
Soon
the screen turns black, and then we see General Lee lying down on a bed
King
of Hyrule: How can we win the war if are best general is hurt
Queen
of Hyrule: I hope my baby doesn’t get hurt
Princess
Zelda: I have something that can help General Lee, wait here
Princess
Zelda left the room
Princess
Zelda was soon running back with a Heart Container
Princess
Zelda: This is a Heart Container I have been saving at a time like this
Princess
Zelda soon puts the Heart Container on top of General Lee, and soon General Lee
begins to heel
Queen
of Hyrule: How do you feel general?
General
Lee: A lot better
King
of Hyrule: So what happened to you on the battle field?
General
Lee: All I can say is we are losing this war, and that Ganondorf is still with
us
Little
Jay comes running in
King
of Hyrule: What is this dog doing here?
Impa
came into the room
Impa:
That dog has a note from Link
Queen
of Hyrule: Read the note Impa
Impa
looks at the note
Impa:
Link and the guys are doing fine, and the dog’s name is Little Jay
King
of Hyrule: Are they by Ganondorf yet?
Impa:
Well…
Now
we see Ganondorf’s castle, then we see Ganondorf laughing
Ganondorf:
Soon Hyrule will be mine again
Link:
Over my dead body
Then
we see Link
Ganondorf:
O crap, Vaati take care of Link and who ever is with him, I’m going to get the
Triforce
Then
Vaati pops out
Link:
Fighting you again will be a snap
Vaati:
This time, I’m going to win
Link:
How?
Vaati
then starts laughing and turns into a monster (his monster form)
Link:
Damn, you’re ugly
Kupr: And I thought I was the
monster, let’s take care of him Link
Soon Link and Kupr started
fighting Vaati, then Link stabbed Vaati and soon jewels started popping out of
him
Kupr: We killed Vaati, now were rich
Link: Have you seen Pit
Pit was flying around
Ganondorf’s castle
Pit: She has to be around
here somewhere, that ugly monster can’t escape Pit
Medusa:
Turn around, Pit
Pit
then sees Medusa and is in shock
Pit:
You’re a chick again, but I thought
Medusa:
Pit, the Triforce has restored my beauty, now can you stop a real goddess
Pit:
Will have to find out
Pit
and Medusa started fighting, and then soon Pit hits Medusa with one of his
arrows
Medusa:
Ha, you can’t kill a goddess
Pit:
Wasn’t trying to
Then
Medusa turned back into a monster
Medusa:
You bastard
Pit
then opens a portal, and pushes Medusa into it
Pit:
Go back to the Underworld you whore
Then
the portal disappears, and then Pit flies away
Then
we see Ganondorf trying to take the Triforce
Ganondorf:
I must get the power of the Triforce before it’s too late
Then
we see Ganondorf turning the black balls and soon he started absorbing the
power of the Triforce
Link:
Time to give back the Triforce Ganondorf
Ganondorf:
Don’t worry, I got all I needed
Then
Ganondorf punched Link, and Link and Ganondorf started fighting
Then
time stops
Link:
Oh no
Then
we see Dark Link
Dark
Link: Time to get the power of the Triforce buddy
Then
soon Dark Link is dragging Link to the Triforce
Link
then turns the black balls and soon Link starts absorbing the power of the
Triforce
Then
we see Dark Link popping out of Link’s body
Dark
Link: So long, now I’m a free man, sucker
Dark
Link starts laughing and runs away
Ganondorf:
No, you now have the power of the Triforce too
Link:
Yah, that’s right, now I can finally kill you
Link
and Ganondorf started fighting again, and soon Link stabs Ganondorf and soon
Ganondorf was killed, then jewels started popping out of Ganondorf
Link:
I did it, I finally killed Ganondorf
Pit
then flies in
Pit:
Just to be safe
Pit
opens a portal and throws Ganondorf into it
Link:
Where did Ganondorf’s body go?
Pit:
To the Underworld, so he won’t go back to his fountain of youth again
Link:
Pit, let’s go home
Now
the screen turns black, and we see Link in the castle talking to his dad
Link:
So, where is this Princess Nada anyway?
King of Hyrule: Right here
Then Link sees Princess Nada, and
then Link goes up to her
Link: Hey, what do you think of this
arranged
marriage stuff anyway
Princess
Nada: Well, I just wanted to get to know you, because….
Josh
comes running in
Josh:
You guys, the real Princess Nada is here and the other chick is, o she’s here
King
of Hyrule: You mean, get the imposter and…hey, where did she go
Then
the real Princess Nada comes in
Princess
Nada: Hey, where is this guy I’m going to marry, I want to see if he’s hot
Link:
You are the real Princess Nada, I don’t care if this is arranged marriage, and
I don’t want to marry you because I know you don’t want to love me, you just
care about yourself
Princess
Nada: What, I’m hot and I’m a princess, so you’re stuck with me, no matter if
I’m not the girl you want
Link:
I’m going to find that other girl, and see why she pretended to be you
Link
then runs out of the room
Princess
Nada: That guy has a nice ass
Josh:
Hey, that’s my friend you’re talking about, so, do you find me sexy, huh, do
yah?
Princess
Nada: Wow, you’re a dork
Josh:
Well excuuuuuse me, Princess!
Then we see Link, and then he
goes to the imposter
Link:
Hey, who are you and why did you pretend to be Princess Nada
The
imposter: I just wanted to get to know you, but now that you have that hot
chick around that you can call your wife, forget about me!
Link:
Who are you, answer that
The
imposter: Well, you don’t need to know, because the real me is a hideous
monster, now go to your soon to be bride and let me be
Link:
Now, who are you, and what kind of monster are you
Then
Tingle walks into the room
Tingle:
O, I’m I late for the wedding or…hey you’re that Zora that came to my magic shop, what are you doing here, o
hi Link, I’ll just be on my way now
Link: Wait, you’re Aoz, so you think
you’re a monster or something
Aoz: I love you Link, I just wanted
to meet you and talk, but you got a new bride, who will never be like me, so
you can just throw me into the dungeon or something
Link: You changed who you are just
to be with me
Aoz: Yah, but you don’t want me
anyway, I’m not good enough for you, so do your worst
Link then kissed Aoz on the lips
Aoz: Why did you just kiss me?
Link: Because, I think I love you to
Link smiles, then Link’s dad comes running
in
King of Hyrule: I heard everything,
son, if it will make you happy, you can marry anyone you want
Link: Well…
Then the screen turns black, now we
go a couple days later
Link and Aoz are walking out of a
church
King of Hyrule: Now my son, you are
married to the person you love, and welcome to the royal family Aoz
Aoz: Thanks everybody
Link and Aoz then kiss
Then we see Big Harry and Impa
holding hands
Impa: So, when should we get
hitched?
Big Harry: Anytime you want my love
Then Big Harry and Impa kissed
Then we see Josh
Josh: Oh man, I’m going to be alone
forever, no girl would ever love me
Then Princess Zelda walks and holds
Josh’s hand
Princess Zelda: I never told you
this, but I thought you were cute
Josh: Dam, want to go on a date or
something
Princess Zelda: Sure, how about
right now
Then we go to Link and he was going
to see The Old Man
Link: Well, Ganondorf is dead, I
have a new wife, and there are no worries right
The Old Man: Well, a new foe is
about to rise
Link: Who?
The Old Man: You’ll find out
Aoz: Hey Link, let’s go all ready
Link: Bye Old Man, maybe we’ll meet
again
The Old Man: Good luck
Pit comes by The Old Man
Pit: Well, watch out for Link ok,
I’m going back home with the Triforce, and who’s the problem now by the way
The Old Man: Well…
Then the screen turns black, and we
see Dark Link sitting in a tree playing a guitar
Dark Link: Soon Hyrule will be mine
Dark Link laughs and then with his
guitar, he starts playing The Legend of Zelda theme song
(The End credits come up and the
movie is over)
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