“Hello and welcome to the KWE, I’m Jack Sports and
with me is my co-color commentator Dr. Wrestling, today’s matches are Kazam vs.
Dean Deathlock and also our main event a Freddy Fear vs. Reaper in a hardcore
match,” yelled Jack Sports. “I can’t believe this is the first KWE of 2008, and
we are still rocking,” yelled Dr. Wrestling. Now we see Kazam walking down to
the ring and BWK is by his side. Then Dean Deathlock started walking down to
the ring. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Kazam started punching Dean
Deathlock and then Kazam kicked Dean Deathlock in the gut. Then BWK started
distracting the referee and then Kazam hit Dean Deathlock with a chair. Then
Kazam pinned Dean Deathlock. “1, 2…,” yelled the referee. Then Pete “Mr. Gold”
Manly walked out of the backstage area with a microphone in his hand. “Hold it,
this isn’t a hardcore match, and since Kazam has BWK I picked Dean Deathlock’s
partner-in-crime,” yelled Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. Then Mike Manly started
running to the ring. Soon Mike Manly started punching and kicking Kazam. Soon
BWK started fighting Mike Manly. Then from out of nowhere Fat Ass Sally started
running down to the ring. Then Fat Ass Sally kicked Kazam in the nuts, and then
Kazam fell to the ground. Then Dean Deathlock pinned Kazam. “1, 2, 3, ring the
bell,” yelled the referee. Then Fat Ass Sally and Dean Deathlock started
making-out. “Wow, what a crazy match for the new year, Dean Deathlock had help
from two sources and now he’s making out with his girlfriend who helped him win
the match,” yelled Jack Sports. “How come Fat Ass Sally is really thin but has
a huge butt, I mean just her bottom makes her a part of the Super-heavyweight
class,” yelled Dr. Wrestling. “Well, we have to take a quick break,” yelled
Jack Sports. What will happen next? Nobody knows!
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