The U.S. Government vs. the Red Crickets!

Now we go to a government base where we see the head of the government base, General J. General J. used to have the job that the Red Bros. have now. General J. was in his office when one of the security guards came running in to General J. office. “General J., we caught a terrorist named Long, and we want you to talk to him,” said the security guard. “Alright, let’s talk to this Long fellow,” said General J. Now we go to a meeting with General J. and Long. Long was handcuffed to a chair. “So, you are saying that you are the head of a group of ninjas called the Red Crickets, and that you were planning to take over the world,” yelled General J. “Look, I want to rule the world and maybe even the universe, but I do know one thing, and that’s that my men will try and free me,” said Long. “Listen pal, this is a secure government base, no one gets in or out, and besides we have a car ready to take you to a state prison, and you’ll rot there for the rest of your life,” said General J. “Well, it looks like I won’t go to jail after all,” said Long. “What does that mean,” yelled General J. Then General J. turned around and saw Mr. Arms. “Oh shit,” cried General J. Then Mr. Arms pushed General J. to the ground. “My lord, the Red Crickets have taken over this government base, and all the security guards are held hostage,” said Mr. Arms. “Good, it looks like the Red Crickets are going to take over the world after all,” said Long. Then Long and Mr. Arms started laughing evilly, and soon the Red Crickets took over the government base. What will happen next? Nobody knows!