Steven Bucky Butler’s Two-Liners For Class!
· Bill Cosby was found guilty of sexual assault today, but honestly the proof was in the pudding
· Richard Roeper of the Chicago Sun Times said it costs less to buy a copy of the newspaper than going out to the movie theater, this coming from a guy who has a press pass.
· With Disney buying Fox, anti-smoking activists are worried Disney might again put smoking in their movies, yet this is the worst thing that could happen with Disney buying Fox?
· Parents are suing North Korea over their son’s death, inspired by this story Donald Trump is suing Mexico because they owe him a wall.
· Women are filing suit against an Orland Park restaurant that forced them to wear bikinis and lingerie, these women know they’re working for Twin Peaks right?
· Trump’s VA choice Dr. Ronny Johnson withdrew his nomination, knowing Trump I say his second choice is Hulk Hogan.
· Rob Schneider is critical of Alec Baldwin’s portrayal of Trump on SNL saying Alec’s a great actor but he’s not a comedian, in SNL’s defense look who’s talking Rob.
· Donald Trump held a rally in Michigan. He knows he won right? While we lost!
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