(Mike
is on his knees begging Fairy Kind to give him his lucky charm)
MIKE
(BEGGING)
I just finished performing
in the show, my courage juice has worn off, can you please give me my lucky
charm, now?
FAIRY KIND
Oh young Michael! You had
the courage you needed all along!
MIKE
What are you talking
about?
FAIRY KIND
You performed wonderfully
tonight, and that magic courage juice was just apple juice. Don’t you see, you
had the courage to perform all along! No lucky charm or courage juice needed!
MIKE
Oh, I guess that’s cool.
(Mike
sighs and puts his hands in his pockets and feels something inside one of his
pockets)
MIKE
Wait, I feel something in
my pocket!
(Mike finds a trading card in his pocket and pulls
it out, it’s his lucky charm, and he begins to dance with glee while waving the
trading card in his hand)
MIKE
(WHILE DANCING WITH JOY)
I found my lucky charm. My
lucky Kevin Lynch trading card! It was in my pocket the whole time! No wonder I
kicked ass on stage tonight!
FAIRY KIND
Oh, I guess you really
haven’t learned a damn thing young Michael! I guess I better return back to the
land of fairies! Come on Fairy Nice. It
is time to go home!
(Fairy
Kind exits the scene while Fairy Nice follows behind her)
(Wendy
enters while Mike is still dancing)
WENDY
Well Mike, great job, I
guess that lucky charm works after all! I don’t get why a Kevin Lynch trading
card is so lucky, but whatever! Let me buy you a drink. Where’s Bob?
(John enters with a hangover and he’s moaning in
pain)
JOHN
(IN PAIN)
Oh shit, my head hurts!
What happened! All I can remember is that the show went great and I had sex
with the chick with the huge knockers!
WENDY
What chick with the huge
knockers?
(Bob the Bartender reenters very sexually and he
gives a little kiss to John)
BOB THE BARTENDER
You were just wonderful,
handsome!
(Bob
the Bartender hugs John and John is beginning to freak out)
JOHN
(CRYING)
Oh fuck!
(Bob
the Bartender releases the hug from John and John slumps to the ground)
WENDY
That’s our John!
(Everyone
laughs except John, who is still in a heap on the floor, and begins to dance
until the lights fade out)
(Blackout.)
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