Monday, July 4, 2016

“Bucky the Writer" Sitcom Script: Part 6!

                          Scene F

FADE IN.

INT. BUCKY’S BEDROOM-THE NEXT DAY
(BUCKY BUTLER, SPOTTY, SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE, AMY SUPERSIZE, PELICAN KING, LOUIE LEPRECHAUN)

BUCKY BUTLER IS SITTING AT HIS COMPUTER WITH WRITER’S BLOCK WHILE SPOTTY IS LYING ON HIS BED.

                   BUCKY BUTLER
             I have nothing. I only have
             two days left to write a sketch
             and for once I don’t have any
             ideas.

                    SPOTTY
             How about you write a sketch starring
             me? I haven’t been in anything you’ve written
             lately. Wait, why haven’t I been in anything
             new lately?

                    BUCKY BUTLER
             I have to write a four person
             relationship scene. Think Bucky.
             Wait a minute. Thinking. Spotty, I
             got it!

                    SPOTTY
             You’re going to write a sketch starring
             me?

                    BUCKY BUTLER
             (LAUGHING) No! I use you all the time.

                     SPOTTY
             But not today or yesterday, in fact I
             haven’t been in a new story of yours for
             years. (NERVOUS) Do you still love me, Dad?

                     BUCKY BUTLER
             Spotty, remember how you said that if
             I can think up a character I created, he’ll
             appear before me?

                      

                           SPOTTY
              Yeah, also since I know what your thinking,
              because I hear your thoughts because I live
              inside your head, I already know what your
              going to say.

                     BUCKY BUTLER
              So you think it’s a good idea if I think of
              four of my characters and they perform an
              improv sketch right before my eyes.
              I just write down what I see and thus I’ll
              have a sketch.

                       SPOTTY
              I think that’s a cool idea, but maybe only
              think up three characters because I want to
              perform in the improv sketch. I’m funny.

                      BUCKY BUTLER
              Too late!

SOUND: KNOCKING

                        SPOTTY
                It looks like someone’s in
                your closet.

SPOTTY OPENS THE CLOEST DOOR AND PELICAN KING ENTERS LIKE A MAD MAN.

                    PELICAN KING
             Could it be! That I the
             deadly super villain
             Pelican King has been
             freed from my father’s
             head. Finally a new place
             to conquer.

                      SPOTTY
             Seriously, you wanted Pelican King?
             He’s one of the lamest super villains
             you ever created. Plus, having the powers
             of a pelican is stupid.

                        PELICAN KING
             My powers are not stupid. For that
             I will use my pelican powers against you.

                   SPOTTY
             Go ahead “Mr. I Think A Guy In Pelican Costume
             Scares Superheroes”. Bring it on.
            
SOUND: KNOCKING

SPOTTY HEADS TO OPEN THE CLOSET WHILE PELICAN KING IS TRYING TO STEAL STUFF FROM BUCKY BUTLER’S ROOM.

                 SPOTTY
          And character number two is.

SPOTTY OPENS THE CLOSET AND LOUIE LEPRECHAUN DANCES HIS WAY OUT OF THE CLOSET

                SPOTTY
          Seriously, Louie Leprechaun?

              LOUIE LEPRECHAUN
          Yes, lad, it be me,
          Louie Leprechaun, the evil
          villain from the Magic Wars
          books.

                SPOTTY
          I wouldn’t say you’re the villain
          of the Magic Wars books more so than
          a second tier henchman character for a
          better villain in the books.

               LOUIE LEPRECHAUN
          Well, at least I get to be in an improv
          sketch, father chose me over you. He
          must see something special in me.

               BUCKY BUTLER
          Actually, I just felt sorry for
          you Louie. I haven’t used you for
          anything in ages, so I thought I throw
          you a pity card.

                
                    LOUIE LEPRECHAUN
Oh, I guess you just felt like I haven’t got
anything better to do. Actually, I was invited to play golf with Flea-Boy the Clown, Atsushi
Ryota and Kazuhiro Ryota. We would have probably
gotten hammered after that. But I just decided to
come here instead because I felt like I was
needed, but since I wasn’t maybe--


SOUND: KNOCKING

                       SPOTTY
              Alright, time for character number three!

SPOTTY OPENS THE CLOSET DOOR AND SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE ENTERS BUCKY’S BEDROOM

                 SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE
             Whoa, cool bedroom. Nice posters.
             It feels like you haven’t aged a day,
             Dad. Your room backs that up.

                     SPOTTY
             Okay, first it was Pelican King,
             and then Louie Leprechaun. Now
             Snapper the Snapping Turtle? Why don’t
             you want to use me again?

                 SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE
             Can’t you hear what Dad is thinking?
             Now, he only needs a girl character and
             then our improv scene can begin.

                      SPOTTY
             I can play a girl. It’s improv I’ll
             just wing it.

SOUND: VERY LOUD KNOCKING

                      SPOTTY
                The final character is—

SPOTTY OPENS THE CLOSET TO FIND AMY SUPERSIZE STUCK INSIDE IT.

                  

                         SPOTTY
             Amy Supersize. You couldn’t have picked
             a sexier female character?

                      AMY SUPERSIZE
             I’m sexy. Now help me get out of here. I think
             my butt’s stuck in the door.

                        SPOTTY
             Guys, can you help me get the narwhal out
             of the closet. Maybe one of you grab a
             harpoon?

                      AMY SUPERSIZE
             You know once I’m out of here I’m
             going to beat the snot out of you
             puppy boy.

                   SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE
             Spotty I wouldn’t piss Amy Supersize off.
             She’s the current KWE/BWC Women’s Champion.

                        SPOTTY
             Wrestling is fake, remember. I’ll be fine.

                                           FADE OUT.

                           

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