It has been two years since our last
adventure. Sith and Sikios have formed a partnership and they were currently
after The Skull Slasher. The Skull Slasher has been wanted for years and he has
killed many people. But little do Sith and Sikios know is that The Skull
Slasher is actually one of Moeguya’s henchmen. Moeguya was plotting a plan to
capture the powers of Sith and Sikios. Moeguya teamed up with Dr. Frankenstein
and Igor who made Moeguya a machine that will suck out both Sith and Sikio’s
energies. Why does Moeguya need a machine to gain Sith and Sikios’s energies?
Because little do our heroes know is that Moeguya is growing weaker and he
can’t suck their energies himself. But there is one more thing Moeguya needs
that Sith and Sikios could provide. Moeguya needs a heart and the only person
with a very powerful heart is Spotty.
Sith and Sikios last met Spotty as a bartender. Using his supernatural powers
Moeguya communicated with Spotty through his mind and told Spotty that he was
god. Moeguya told Spotty to quit being a bartender and become a bounty hunter.
Moeguya then told Spotty to bring Sith and Sikios back to his castle. Spotty
thinking Moeguya was god and not the bad guy….quit his job as a bartender and
began his went out to look for Sith and Sikios. Our story begins when Sith and
Sikios were about to capture The Skull Slasher when….from out of nowhere Spotty
sneaks up behind them. “Hey guys…who are we after,” asked Spotty. “Where the
hell did you come from,” asked Sikios. “Oh I remember you…weren’t you that
bartender who was an idiot,” asked Sith. “I was a bartender…but god told me to
become a bounty hunter….like you guys and he wants me to bring you guys to his
castle,” said Spotty. “Why would god have a castle,” asked Sikios. “Please can
I team up with you and then we can look for god’s castle,” said Spotty.
“Alright…you can help us by just waiting here while we capture The Skull
Slasher,” said Sith. “Alright,” said Spotty. Spotty then stood guard while Sith
and Sikios attacked The Skull Slasher. After a quick fight…Sith and Sikios
defeated The Skull Slasher and they were about to arrest him when he suddenly
pleaded with Sith and Sikios. “Look…let me go…I can take you two to a better
bounty than me…if you let me go,” pleaded The Skull Slasher. “Look…we’re bounty
hunters and you’re the criminal…just come with us before you make an idiot out
of yourself,” yelled Sikios. “Wait…Long…I working for Long…I can take you to
him,” yelled The Skull Slasher. “Who the heck is Long,” asked Sith. “Long is
the leader of the Red Crickets and Long is basically a crime lord…the Red
Crickets control the drug trade, cock fighting, and they do other criminal
activities…if you take him out you’ll be taking out one of the biggest
criminals ever…plus more reward money,” cried The Skull Slasher. “Reward
money…if you capture this Long guy and turn him in…the reward money will be
worth more than you,” asked Sikios. “Yes…now can I take you to Long…I believe
he’s currently meeting with other crime lords…you’ll make a lot of reward money
if you do,” cried The Skull Slasher. Sith and Sikios began to think about The
Skull Slasher offer. “Alright…you can take us to Long but then we take both you
and Long to jail…understand,” said Sith. “Yes…now follow me,” said The Skull
Slasher.
Soon The Skull Slasher took Sith, Sikios, and Spotty to Long’s hideout
where a meeting a crime lords was taking place. Crime lords attending the
meeting include Coyote, Mole, Raptor Claw, Mr. Big, Ivan the Crusher, X-Eye
(Henry Q.), and Spider Hand. Long invited all of the crime lords because he
wanted to unite them into one whole criminal organization (but the truth really
is that Long’s just wants to kill all the crime lords at the meeting to
eliminate his competition). Now we see Long sitting on a throne in a boardroom
with Mr. Arms (Long’s bodyguard) by his side. “So as you can see gentlemen, if
we join forces we can rule the world together…understand,” said Long. “Why
should we merge with you…we’re all business rivals here,” yelled Mole while
smoking a cigar. “Yah…why should we turn into a monopoly,” said Raptor Claw.
“Also…does anyone yes smell gas,” asked Ivan the Crusher. “Gentlemen…surely we
can…hold on gentlemen I have to used the restroom, excuse me,” said Long. Long
then began to slowly leave the boardroom and Long then lit a match and threw it
in the boardroom where the meeting of the crime lords was being held. Now we go
outside where Sith and Sikios were about to enter Long’s hideout when they soon
heard a loud explosion. “Dude,” cried Sikios.
Sith
and Sikios entered Long’s hideout and they soon heard Long laughing evilly.
“Those fools…now I’m the only crime lord in the town and all the money will be
mine,” laughed Long evilly. “Not so fast Long, you’re under arrest,” yelled
Sith. “Who the devil are you two,” asked Long. “We’re bounty hunters,” yelled
Sith and Sikios at the same time. “Bounty hunters…what do you want with me,”
asked Long. Then Sikios attacked Long and Sith then attacked Mr. Arms. After a
short fight Sith and Sikios handcuffed Long and Mr. Arms. “I can’t go to
jail...curse you two….how did you guys even find my hideout,” asked Long.
“Let’s just say a henchman of yours helped us find you,” said Sith. “Who…I’ll
kill that bloody bastard,” said Long in anger. Just then Spotty came running
towards our heroes. “You guys…The Skull Slasher escaped through a
blackish-purplish portal and I don’t know where he went,” cried Spotty. “Why did
we let him guard The Skull Slasher,” yelled Sikios. “Dude you shot The Skull
Slasher in the knee to prevent him to escape so I thought Spotty could watch
the injured Skull Slasher,” said Sith. “Wait…did you two say The Skull
Slasher,” asked Long. “No another random guy I shot in the knee….who do you
think we were talking about he works for you asshole,” cried Sikios. “The Skull
Slasher doesn’t work for me,” cried Long. “Wait…The Skull Slasher isn’t one of
your henchmen…does he even work for anybody,” asked Sith. “The Skull Slasher
works for Moeguya…Moeguya must of opened a portal for him and that’s how he
escaped from your idiot friend,” said Long. “So what now Sikios….do we try to
find The Skull Slasher all over again,” asked Sith. “Well first let me call a
friend of mine who will take these two to jail, he works for W.H.O.,” said
Sikios. “W.H.O. you mean that World Help Organization…who do you know that
works at W.H.O.,” asked Sith. “An old army body of mine named Lester
BarnSwallow, now you two guard Long and Mr. Arms while I make a phone call,”
said Sikios.
Sikios then pulled out his cell phone and called Lester
BarnSwallow at W.H.O. headquarters. Lester BarnSwallow is an agent of W.H.O.
(World Help Organization) and a high ranking officer. Lester’s boss and the
head of W.H.O. is Lion. Lion founded W.H.O. will his family fortune and now
W.H.O.’s main propose is to fight crime and wars. A couple of hours later
W.H.O. helicopters landed outside of Long’s hideout. Then coming out of one of
the helicopters is Max Storm. Max Storm is a high ranking officer for W.H.O.
and Max Storm is an old friend of The Skull Slasher. “So…you two bounty hunters
caught Long, men arrest Long and Mr. Arms we’ll take them to the W.H.O.
prison,” yelled Max Storm. Soon W.H.O. soldiers grabbed Long and Mr. Arms and
took them into one of the W.H.O. helicopters. “Oh and Max…check inside the
hideout…Long killed some crime lords and you guys should grab their bodies to
be on the safe side,” said Sith. “Right…alright, you five soldiers go inside
and look for dead bodies…now move it,” yelled Max Storm. W.H.O. soldiers went
inside Long’s hideout to grab the bodies of crime lords who attend Long’s
meeting. Luckily...some of the crime lords survived the explosion but they were
quite injured. The crime lords who survived the explosion were Coyote, Raptor
Claw, Mr. Big, Ivan the Crusher, and X-Eye (Henry Q.). Now Long, Mr. Arms,
Coyote, Raptor Claw, Mr. Big, Ivan the Crusher, and X-Eye were arrested by
W.H.O. and they are currently in the W.H.O. prison serving life sentences.
“Alright…now is there anything else W.H.O. can do for you,” asked Max Storm.
“No were good, tell Lester I said hi,” said Sikios. “Alright then…thanks for
helping W.H.O. and call us again if there are any other problems,” said Max
Storm. Soon Max Storm and the W.H.O. soldiers flew away in the helicopters and
then Sith, Sikios, and Spotty tried to find their way back to the highway.
“So…Sith and Sikios…what now fellow bounty hunters,” asked Spotty. “Freeze you
three,” yelled a mysterious voice. Our heroes turned around and saw Night Watch
standing behind them. “Night Watch…what do you want,” asked Sith. “You know
this guy,” asked Sikios. “Yah…he’s a bounty hunter like us, but he’s a total
dick,” said Sith. “Then I guess you remember the guys huh Sith,” said Night
Watch. Then Killshot and Fearsome the Alligator walked out in front of our
heroes. “These the guys Moeguya wanted,” asked Killshot. “These losers don’t
look so tough,” said Fearsome the Alligator.
Night Watch, Killshot, and
Fearsome the Alligator are bounty hunters who are currently working for Moeguya
and they are Sith’s former friends. Also, Killshot used to work for W.H.O. but
he was fired for his criminal ways. Night Watch also has his pet owl Oliver on
his shoulder at all times. “So, you three want to come quietly or what,” asked
Night Watch. “Screw you,” yelled Sikios. Sikios and Sith then attacked Night
Watch, Killshot, and Fearsome the Alligator. Soon Sith and Sikios began
fighting Night Watch, Killshot, and Fearsome the Alligator. Little did our
heroes know was that they were being watched…not by Moeguya…but the true
creator of their world. But who is the true creator? We’ll soon find out!
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