Monday, July 4, 2016

“Bucky the Writer” Sitcom Script: Part 7!

                             Scene G

FADE IN.

INT. BUCKY’S BEDROOM-DAY
(BUCKY BUTLER, SPOTTY, SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE, AMY SUPERSIZE, PELICAN KING, LOUIE LEPRECHAUN)
SPOTTY, SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE, LOUIE LEPRECHAUN, AND PELICAN KING BEGIN PULLING AMY SUPERSIZE BY HER ARMS TRYING TO GET HER OUT OF BUCKY’S CLOSET.

SUDDENLY SPOTTY, SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE, LOUIE LEPRECHAUN AND PELICAN KING YANKED AMY SUPERSIZE OUT OF THE CLOSET AND SHE THEN FLIES OUT AND LANDS ON TOP OF SPOTTY.

                  AMY SUPERSIZE
             Wow, that was a workout!

                   SPOTTY
             (MOANING) Help! She’s crushing me!
             Get her off! She’s weighs a ton!

SNAPPING THE SNAPPING TURTLE AND PELICAN KING THEN HELP AMY SUPERSIZE GET UP AND SPOTTY SLOWLY BEGINS TO STAND UP.

                 SPOTTY
       Oh man, it smelled like old cheese
       under there. Have you ever taken a bath,
       Amy?

                 BUCKY BUTLER
       Alright, now that the gang’s all here,
       let’s do some improv. Spotty, I need suggestions.
       Where’s a setting that can fit in this room?

                  SPOTTY
        A comedy club!

                  BUCKY BUTLER
        No, improv shows are usually performed in comedy
        clubs. How about inside an airplane, I haven’t
        written a sketch set inside an airplane
        before. Now, Spotty give each of our performers
        an occupation.


                  
                    SPOTTY
        Okay, how about Snapper the Snapping Turtle
        is a banker, Louie Leprechaun is a baseball
        player, Pelican King is a radio DJ, and Amy
        Supersize is a flight attendant.
               
                  BUCKY BUTLER
        Alright, now performers name your occupations!

               SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE
        Banker.
     
                  LOUIE LEPRECHAUN
        Baseball player.

                 PELICAN KING
        A super villain!

                  BUCKY BUTLER
        No, I know your really a super villain, but
        in the scene you’re a—

                   PELICAN KING
        A powerful and deadly super villain!

                   BUCKY BUTLER
        Fine, you know what, it’s imoprov so
        do what you want. So you’re inside an airplane
        and action!

AMY SUPERSIZE, SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE, PELICAN KING, AND LOUIE LEPRECHAUN ARE JUST STANDING STILL
                

                   BUCKY BUTLER
         Do something!
          
               SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE
         Do what?

                BUCKY BUTLER
         Anything you want!

                AMY SUPERSIZE
         When do we start?

                
                 BUCKY BUTLER
         Right now!

                 AMY SUPERSIZE
         Lunch break, anyone!

                BUCKY BUTLER
         Good! I like where this scene is going! Keep it
         up!

                 AMY SUPERSIZE
         No, actually, I was just wondering if
         we could just break for lunch. I’m hungry.

                  LOUIE LEPRECHAUN
         Yeah, let’s break for lunch! Let’s take five,
         people!

                 PELICAN KING
         Anyone feel like seafood! My treat!


AMY SUPERSIZE, SNAPPER THE SNAPPING TURTLE, PELICAN KING, AND LOUIE LEPRECHAUN EXIT THE SCENE THROUGH THE CLOSET

                 BUCKY BUTLER
       What just happened?

                  SPOTTY
       It appears your cast went on their
       lunch break. So no scene for you!

                 BUCKY BUTLER
       Man, now I’ll never get my sketch written!

                
                  SPOTTY
      Well, I’m starving, too.  Do you want to grab something
      to eat?

                 BUCKY BUTLER
      Yeah, alright let’s grab some lunch!

BUCKY BUTLER GETS UP FROM HIS CHAIR AND BEGINS HIS EXIT WHILE SPOTTY FOLLOWS BEHIND HIM

               
                  BUCKY BUTLER
       Wait a minute. You’re not real.
       Why in the heck do you need to eat.

               SPOTTY
       No time, me hungry, just think up some
       food for me to eat.

                                          FADE OUT.








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